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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#31 - Ave Nex Alea Ave Saluto Anea Cheeki Breeki I V Damke  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Tfw no gf +1
#35 - bewailedbadger (05/17/2015) [-]
#32 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
#30 - Sacred be the powder Blessed be the slug Measured be t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Tfw no gf +1
#31 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Ave Nex Alea
Ave Saluto Anea
Cheeki Breeki I V Damke
#35 - bewailedbadger (05/17/2015) [-]
#32 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
#28 - One signed up for the Imperial Guard, too.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Tfw no gf +4
#42 - geistenhaus (05/17/2015) [-]
"signed up" for the guard. because its optional
#43 - krasnogvardiech (05/17/2015) [-]
It was in this case. Some worlds and regiments forcibly conscript, but most are voluntary. Propaganda is a great thing. Volunteers have higher morale, greater discipline and greater resolve. And are also less traitorous and/or susceptible to Chaos's influence.

Look at this, for example. Had it been forced conscription the Guardsman would've shot the wounded one where he lay and pilfered his gear. There's an integrity to be had with voluntary regiments.
#44 - geistenhaus (05/17/2015) [-]
are you trying to recruit me?
#45 - krasnogvardiech (05/17/2015) [-]
Does a life of danger, glory and service to the Emperor tempt you? You get great pay which you can spend any-Emperor-damned-where you please, you get to wear the Imperial Aquila, which basically tells any local yokels to not fuck with you unless they want the Arbites or your buddies to come calling (whichever arrives first, we're not picky) and by serving the Emperor and putting lasbolts into the faces of enemies of the Imperium, you accomplish a hundred times more than what some dusty-arsed old Ecclesiarch can hope to achieve by droning on and on about shit you know already.

Sure, the life isn't exactly fun. Neither will you be ever entirely safe, unless you happen to sign up with one of the pansy-face parade ground regiments. But you know how the saying goes - no inspection ready force was ever ready for combat, and no combat ready force was ever ready for inspection.

You ought've learned the basics at the PDF training facilities already. All it takes now is a 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and they'll have 100% reason to remember your name.

Should you end up in the shit and should you survive, you'll end up near goddamn unkillable. The Imperium takes care of its heroes well.

For the meantime... well. Look at this motherfucker. Are you a bad enough dude to serve the Emperor?
#206 - It's the sign of fanaticism. They completely believe they're i… 05/16/2015 on Next level harassment +3
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#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on I cri ever tim +2
User avatar #12 - schnizel (05/16/2015) [-]
10/10
#9 - *Hitler ist gut, ja!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on I cri ever tim +1
User avatar #10 - schnizel (05/16/2015) [-]
Ja.
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User avatar #12 - schnizel (05/16/2015) [-]
10/10
#1 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2015 on I cri ever tim +2
User avatar #2 - schnizel (05/16/2015) [-]
Hitler is gut, yes.
User avatar #9 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
*Hitler ist gut, ja!
User avatar #10 - schnizel (05/16/2015) [-]
Ja.
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User avatar #12 - schnizel (05/16/2015) [-]
10/10
#9 - The cuck may yet be able to redeem himself, though. Start lift…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on One of us +1
User avatar #10 - wutangswords (05/16/2015) [-]
Devils advocate; yeah I guess. I'd sleep better knowing those genetic lines reached extinction successfully still made my skin crawl
#9 - Kenny was finally revealed for his full face, and the world ca…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Steel Jets +36
#46 - aerosol (05/16/2015) [-]
Wouldn't be the first time.
User avatar #41 - buttinspecter (05/16/2015) [-]
He was on his way back to hell.
User avatar #26 - tonkkax (05/16/2015) [-]
That's from the end of the south park movie

It's fucking amazing, you should go see it.
User avatar #15 - sphincterface (05/16/2015) [-]
You hear his actual voice in another episode too.
#30 - Absolute Madman (05/16/2015) [-]
No, you hear it in this exact movie scene as well when he says goodbye.
User avatar #25 - fishandkids (05/16/2015) [-]
Let's play, Blanket.
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#43 - Comment deleted 05/16/2015 on My story. 0
#335 - pussy 05/16/2015 on rename those anons -1
#88 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +2
User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#86 - **krasnogvardiech used "*roll cah answer*"** **krasnogvardi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +3
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#85 - remove greenskin REMOVE GREENSKIN yuo are the WORST GREENSKIN  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +7
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#84 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +3
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#83 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +4
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#82 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +3
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#81 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +3
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#80 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user dawggz **  [+] (9 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +2
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#79 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +3
#80 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user dawggz **
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#78 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +3
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
#77 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 05/16/2015 on 41st millennium humor +3
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**krasnogvardiech rolled user dawggz **
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.
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**krasnogvardiech rolled user dawggz **
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remove greenskin REMOVE GREENSKIN yuo are the WORST GREENSKIN
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User avatar #129 - DEADPOOLs (05/21/2015) [-]
Who is the guy with the hammer?
User avatar #130 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2015) [-]
Sigmar. The God-Emperor in WHFB, the great-grandaddy of 40k.

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#2367 - falloutsurvivor (17 hours ago) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.**
how badass is Kras
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll cah answer*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls Sunshine and rainbows.**

Damn straight. Now, how badass are you?
#2369 to #2368 - falloutsurvivor (17 hours ago) [-]
so Kras is the new Tzar

and i burst into flame in the evil sun
#2370 to #2369 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
So I'm the leader of a new world superpower and you become a ******* Solar Exalted?

******** , absolute ******** .
#2371 to #2370 - falloutsurvivor (17 hours ago) [-]
no no...i burst into flame aka burn to death
sunlight bad....very bad

#2372 to #2371 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
So you become a ******* Fire Elemental.

For ****** sake man, I'm trying to be comparable here.
#2373 to #2372 - falloutsurvivor (17 hours ago) [-]
fine if youre trying to keep me alive ill be judge fire
#2374 to #2373 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
Sweet, you're appointed to be my new Minister of Law.

If judging and being fire is all you do may as well get paid for it. And hell, you're not corrupt like the other guy.
User avatar #2378 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
That's Tsar Nicholas II. Useless ******* cunt.
#2379 to #2378 - falloutsurvivor (17 hours ago) [-]
wasnt it tsar peter who travelled the world gathering up as much knowledge from other countries for russia to learn from
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
**** you

no ******* way am I being that incompetent *******

He got cucked by Rasputin for ****** sake

Piss off with that ******** .
#2377 to #2376 - falloutsurvivor (17 hours ago) [-]
so you can be Tsar Piotr who helped russia move forwards
#2380 to #2377 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes.

Fancy ************ , led the empire with science and steel. Nicholas was a faggot who spent all his time partying and jacking off.
#2381 to #2380 - falloutsurvivor (17 hours ago) [-]
so Kras is tsar peter to revolutionize russia again

imagine russia more advanced than japan
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
It is a good dream.
#2383 to #2382 - falloutsurvivor (17 hours ago) [-]
russia might actually fulfil its 40K prediction of being the hub of a galactic empire

and the primarchs will be born in the urals
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
Hell no, wasn't the Emperor's laboratory underneath the Himalayas?
#2385 to #2384 - falloutsurvivor (17 hours ago) [-]
just checked....his lab was actually on the moon

though im sure the 40k novels said the urals
i hate how they keep retconning 40k
#2363 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
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**falloutsurvivor rolls A crappy little hand.**
how gay is Kras
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
boo

None of that.

Crash Bandcoot playan here. Thinking of a sauna tomorrow.
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
yaaaassssss
#2361 - falloutsurvivor (05/25/2015) [-]
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what is kras superpower
#2360 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
is the lazy bear awake?
#2354 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor buys Kras a russian havoc copter**
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
ffs kurze

i need to sleep

stop tempting me from it
#2356 to #2355 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
wtf its only 10pm
you lazy blob
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
I need to get up for work tomorrow tho

and my alarms fail to wake me.
#2358 to #2357 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
lazy bear does not wake easily
#2353 - rageblade (05/23/2015) [-]
i think we need to post fake porn of kras out in the fields with the sheep
#2351 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
*sniffs*
i smell borscht
kras must have logged in
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2015) [-]
Playing Hellgate London. Wazup?
#2350 - rageblade (05/21/2015) [-]
that moment when kras met admin
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
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**falloutsurvivor rolls Flash flooding.**
what kinda tv show should we put kras in
#2349 to #2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
great
kras brings his rasputitsa to new zealand
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice, surfing.
#2341 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
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what kind of girlfriend does kras need
#2343 to #2342 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
what\you dont want a girl who will bring you food randomly through the day
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - krasnogvardiech (05/15/2015) [-]
That will interfere with my bringing her food randomly through the day though.
#2345 to #2344 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
you'll feed each other to death
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
So romantic.
#2340 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
> play rust
> walk near bear
> bear charges

goddam even in pc games, russians are edgy
#2339 - falloutsurvivor (05/13/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
#2337 - falloutsurvivor (05/12/2015) [-]
Kras
stop buying alcohol and buy better internet
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Wednesday.
#2334 - rageblade (05/11/2015) [-]
Krassie
come join me in Rust

surely a little soviet farmer would like building his own house, hunting animals for food, and living off the land
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds fukken nice, but it's an internet game. Thus, I can't play it. Connection 2 **** .
#2336 to #2335 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
its called buy a better internet provider
#2333 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
*jumps onto Kras' back*
onwards noble steed

URAAAAAAAA
#2332 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
and thats how Kras gets the girls

#2315 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
I am heavy weapons Krasnogvardiech
and this is maya malushka
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and take its hands with your bare hands for them to be bear hands.
#2319 to #2318 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2321 to #2320 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 to #2321 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 to #2322 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 to #2323 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 to #2324 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 to #2325 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 to #2326 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is ****
#2328 to #2327 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is ******* purest **** ever.
#2329 to #2328 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka **** in it
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish **** in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 to #2330 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2312 - falloutsurvivor (05/08/2015) [-]
*puts Kras in a meat grinder and makes bear pie*
User avatar #2313 to #2312 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
But then how will I ******** ?
#2314 to #2313 - falloutsurvivor (05/08/2015) [-]
idk but i think a kras bear / vodka / borscht pie might make me **** myself

so theres some ****
#2282 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
for mother russia
for mother russia
#2303 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
/tg/ don't give a single **** about hating anything outside the various editions of 40k. Here's a taster.
#2304 to #2303 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
i will give it a try. but later.

play with me
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Link to game?

They're various stories I collected over the years. To hell with it, I'll put it up as content.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
agar.io/


lets play with russian server
User avatar #2307 to #2306 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Fukken sweet. ******** as it may be, tho, I have to head out for the night.

Goodbye, Stalker.
User avatar #2309 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
or morning
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
good night
#2283 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
You know it. remove ******** tho

#2284 to #2283 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
russians are weebs by themselves

what are you defect thing or something?
#2285 to #2284 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Nyet

just not a serf
User avatar #2286 to #2285 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
***** WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NZ?
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Chillin'. ****** nice down here.
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
you leave near konrad?
User avatar #2289 to #2288 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Not far if you count an ocean and nearly the entire length of the country as pretty close .

So in short, nah mate.
#2290 to #2289 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
>TFW NZ kiwi fruit
#2291 to #2290 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Gotta admit, it's pretty good.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
indeed.

unlike the Italian kiwis they suck!
#2293 to #2292 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Why? I've not had them so I have to ask.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
can we have kiwis as pets
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Considering they're nocturnal, finicky as hell about their habitation, legally impossible to get a hold of and have their eggs eaten by ******* possums, I'd say no.

Doable, but not feasible. Why, you like 'em?
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
they look adorable

i once had a chicken as a pet but then we feasted on it.
User avatar #2297 to #2296 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
They're tiny. Those leaves in the above picture are as big as your hand from base of palm to fingertip.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
well. i dont think they can handle this ****** weather in kuwait
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Dense forests are where they're best. Free of night-time land predators.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
>brings kiwis to kuwait
>kiwis evaporates
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Lel, prolly.

Are you by chance a fan of /tg/ stories? My collection is... extensive.
User avatar #2302 to #2301 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
nien

i dont go to hate chans much.
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