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#72 - The message is obviously aimed towards someone who already has…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Toast 0
#73 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
I've never once heard of someone drinking a single can of beer and then thinking to themselves 'boy, I could go for 20 more'.

5 is reasonable, but 20...maybe in a day, but most certainly not in one sitting.

I'd have trouble killing 20 cans of anything in a given day. Let alone alcohol.
#75 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
Their family spends so much money on alcohol they live on leftovers half the time. It's confusing to visit them, because you see the crates of beer bottles and go "That for a month?" and no, that's for the week.
#74 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's mother wakes up in the morning and takes the first beer around 8.30-9.30. Then she doesn't stop. 20 is an understatement. Her father does the same, but only on weekends. He's a bit more sensible. A bit.

I don't think they get the thought "Boy, I could go for 20 more". I think they rather think "Just one more" about fifty times. If you tell them "You should stop", it won't matter if it's their first or twentieth because they've only had "a few" and are just going to have "one more".
User avatar #76 - prove (05/01/2013) [-]
GET YOUR ASSES TO THE NEW !!ARGUMENT CHANNEL!!!
#77 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
How about you go suck a donkey's dick? I like talking to this guy, he seems like a nice person.
#70 - So why the completely ignorant statement at the beginning, then?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Toast 0
#71 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
Because 1 single can of beer isn't shit, it won't ruin his life, job, family, etc, etc.

It's the 5 beers that follow.

That, and not everyone becomes addicted to everything that crosses their path. Once a month I'll go and buy a 24 pack of bottled MGD. (Miller Genuine Draft) and it lasts for at least 3\4ths of the month.

Just because a some people get addicted doesn't mean everyone will.
#72 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
The message is obviously aimed towards someone who already has an addition, which means that one beer is the first step on the slippery slope towards the 5 or 20 that follow.
#73 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
I've never once heard of someone drinking a single can of beer and then thinking to themselves 'boy, I could go for 20 more'.

5 is reasonable, but 20...maybe in a day, but most certainly not in one sitting.

I'd have trouble killing 20 cans of anything in a given day. Let alone alcohol.
#75 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
Their family spends so much money on alcohol they live on leftovers half the time. It's confusing to visit them, because you see the crates of beer bottles and go "That for a month?" and no, that's for the week.
#74 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's mother wakes up in the morning and takes the first beer around 8.30-9.30. Then she doesn't stop. 20 is an understatement. Her father does the same, but only on weekends. He's a bit more sensible. A bit.

I don't think they get the thought "Boy, I could go for 20 more". I think they rather think "Just one more" about fifty times. If you tell them "You should stop", it won't matter if it's their first or twentieth because they've only had "a few" and are just going to have "one more".
User avatar #76 - prove (05/01/2013) [-]
GET YOUR ASSES TO THE NEW !!ARGUMENT CHANNEL!!!
#77 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
How about you go suck a donkey's dick? I like talking to this guy, he seems like a nice person.
#49 - That's odd. Oh well. I probably won't buy HotS ever, I gave up…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Campagin.. 0
#102 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I feel like HotS was still a huge improvement over WoL. The campaign was decent, but the biggest improvements were in multiplayer. As a random player in diamond it just seems like every matchup became a lot more fun and diverse, even if most of the changes from WoL were pretty subtle.
#133 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
I've watched a lot of HotS. Can't stop watching the game, e-sports are amazing. Yes, the multiplayer got a huge, amazing boost.
#36 - No corruptors in HotS campaign? :O Are there at least Brood Lo…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Campagin.. 0
#48 - paraptor (05/01/2013) [-]
Yes there are Broodlords, but you have to evolve them from Mutalisks. Also you have to decide if you want Mutalisks to evolve into Vipers or Broodlords, you can´t have both units in the campaign...
#49 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
That's odd. Oh well. I probably won't buy HotS ever, I gave up on playing SC2 last year...
#102 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I feel like HotS was still a huge improvement over WoL. The campaign was decent, but the biggest improvements were in multiplayer. As a random player in diamond it just seems like every matchup became a lot more fun and diverse, even if most of the changes from WoL were pretty subtle.
#133 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
I've watched a lot of HotS. Can't stop watching the game, e-sports are amazing. Yes, the multiplayer got a huge, amazing boost.
#80 - I did that with my mattress. Fucking stair surfing. 05/01/2013 on Why didnt i think of this 0
#104 - LOADSA MONEH!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Very smart fellas +3
#119 - broorb (05/01/2013) [-]
LOOKIT MY WAD
#28 - Got milk? I don't know why I said that please don't hurt me. 05/01/2013 on Outrageous 0
#67 - I was done, but figured out something else to reply with! It's…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Toast 0
#68 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
The only reason I haven't responded to your original statement is because I haven't (and really don't) feel the need to prove that I know how alcoholism works, but I will anyways.

If you've read any of my previous posts you'd know I've experienced drug-addicted relatives and parents. Anyone who has truly dealt with that, knows first-hand (unlike you) that where there are drugs, there is more often than not alcohol. Although, coming to that conclusion would really require a fair amount of common sense, something you've proved time and time again that you lack.

Know how I stated my sister and her boyfriend fought in front of their children on a daily basis... each time it was after they downed a bottle of Bacardi or Trader Vics (the knockoff Bacardi). Aside from that, I've witnessed close family friends lose their homes, jobs, friends, etc, etc due to alcoholism. In-fact my mother was an alcoholic for the early years of my childhood, before she was able to break free from it, although I don't remember due to being too young.

I completely contradicted my golden rule of never arguing with an idiot over the internet.

Oh yeah, and running a google search on how alcoholism works must've been too hard for you to comprehend.

P.S I'm sorry an anon hurt your feelings.
#70 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
So why the completely ignorant statement at the beginning, then?
#71 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
Because 1 single can of beer isn't shit, it won't ruin his life, job, family, etc, etc.

It's the 5 beers that follow.

That, and not everyone becomes addicted to everything that crosses their path. Once a month I'll go and buy a 24 pack of bottled MGD. (Miller Genuine Draft) and it lasts for at least 3\4ths of the month.

Just because a some people get addicted doesn't mean everyone will.
#72 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
The message is obviously aimed towards someone who already has an addition, which means that one beer is the first step on the slippery slope towards the 5 or 20 that follow.
#73 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
I've never once heard of someone drinking a single can of beer and then thinking to themselves 'boy, I could go for 20 more'.

5 is reasonable, but 20...maybe in a day, but most certainly not in one sitting.

I'd have trouble killing 20 cans of anything in a given day. Let alone alcohol.
#75 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
Their family spends so much money on alcohol they live on leftovers half the time. It's confusing to visit them, because you see the crates of beer bottles and go "That for a month?" and no, that's for the week.
#74 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's mother wakes up in the morning and takes the first beer around 8.30-9.30. Then she doesn't stop. 20 is an understatement. Her father does the same, but only on weekends. He's a bit more sensible. A bit.

I don't think they get the thought "Boy, I could go for 20 more". I think they rather think "Just one more" about fifty times. If you tell them "You should stop", it won't matter if it's their first or twentieth because they've only had "a few" and are just going to have "one more".
User avatar #76 - prove (05/01/2013) [-]
GET YOUR ASSES TO THE NEW !!ARGUMENT CHANNEL!!!
#77 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
How about you go suck a donkey's dick? I like talking to this guy, he seems like a nice person.
#66 - Did Ironstrike call in his little friends? <3 05/01/2013 on Toast 0
#63 - You still haven't responded to my original statement: "I …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Toast 0
#69 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
inb4 I have to fucking hear "I don't think you know how alcoholism works" one more fucking time.

You know, because 20th time wasn't enough.
#64 - ironstrike (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't argue with idiots.

That being said weren't you "done". You contradicted yourself by implying you were no longer going to be replying, then you replied.

Let me take a page out of your handbook, and just laugh at your expense.
#67 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
I was done, but figured out something else to reply with! It's not that strange. :) Speaking of which:
You have no idea how alcoholism works.
#68 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
The only reason I haven't responded to your original statement is because I haven't (and really don't) feel the need to prove that I know how alcoholism works, but I will anyways.

If you've read any of my previous posts you'd know I've experienced drug-addicted relatives and parents. Anyone who has truly dealt with that, knows first-hand (unlike you) that where there are drugs, there is more often than not alcohol. Although, coming to that conclusion would really require a fair amount of common sense, something you've proved time and time again that you lack.

Know how I stated my sister and her boyfriend fought in front of their children on a daily basis... each time it was after they downed a bottle of Bacardi or Trader Vics (the knockoff Bacardi). Aside from that, I've witnessed close family friends lose their homes, jobs, friends, etc, etc due to alcoholism. In-fact my mother was an alcoholic for the early years of my childhood, before she was able to break free from it, although I don't remember due to being too young.

I completely contradicted my golden rule of never arguing with an idiot over the internet.

Oh yeah, and running a google search on how alcoholism works must've been too hard for you to comprehend.

P.S I'm sorry an anon hurt your feelings.
#70 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
So why the completely ignorant statement at the beginning, then?
#71 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
Because 1 single can of beer isn't shit, it won't ruin his life, job, family, etc, etc.

It's the 5 beers that follow.

That, and not everyone becomes addicted to everything that crosses their path. Once a month I'll go and buy a 24 pack of bottled MGD. (Miller Genuine Draft) and it lasts for at least 3\4ths of the month.

Just because a some people get addicted doesn't mean everyone will.
#72 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
The message is obviously aimed towards someone who already has an addition, which means that one beer is the first step on the slippery slope towards the 5 or 20 that follow.
#73 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
I've never once heard of someone drinking a single can of beer and then thinking to themselves 'boy, I could go for 20 more'.

5 is reasonable, but 20...maybe in a day, but most certainly not in one sitting.

I'd have trouble killing 20 cans of anything in a given day. Let alone alcohol.
#75 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
Their family spends so much money on alcohol they live on leftovers half the time. It's confusing to visit them, because you see the crates of beer bottles and go "That for a month?" and no, that's for the week.
#74 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's mother wakes up in the morning and takes the first beer around 8.30-9.30. Then she doesn't stop. 20 is an understatement. Her father does the same, but only on weekends. He's a bit more sensible. A bit.

I don't think they get the thought "Boy, I could go for 20 more". I think they rather think "Just one more" about fifty times. If you tell them "You should stop", it won't matter if it's their first or twentieth because they've only had "a few" and are just going to have "one more".
User avatar #76 - prove (05/01/2013) [-]
GET YOUR ASSES TO THE NEW !!ARGUMENT CHANNEL!!!
#77 - kraetyz (05/01/2013) [-]
How about you go suck a donkey's dick? I like talking to this guy, he seems like a nice person.
#28 - I guess Tim finally did something with his life. #nooneonF… 04/30/2013 on Bilbo +3
#60 - I could reply, but I don't see why not. I got a laugh out of y… 04/30/2013 on Toast 0
#49 - Shh. It's a secret to everybody. 04/29/2013 on Mario escapes reality +2
#440 - You don't get sad about the future? Lucky bastard. 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy 0
#438 - Picture 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy 0
#437 - Oh, shit. That stuff usually gets me sad. Well... Uh. Actually…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy 0
User avatar #439 - drdiddly (04/29/2013) [-]
It is sad that eventually my loved ones will die but not for a long time.
#440 - kraetyz (04/29/2013) [-]
You don't get sad about the future? Lucky bastard.
#432 - Fun fact: I was one of the original spammers for that response…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy 0
#434 - nephritho (04/29/2013) [-]
#438 - kraetyz (04/29/2013) [-]
#427 - Your parents will eventually die.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy 0
User avatar #433 - drdiddly (04/29/2013) [-]
cool. keep coming
#437 - kraetyz (04/29/2013) [-]
Oh, shit. That stuff usually gets me sad. Well... Uh. Actually, nope. Got nothing. If you're not affected by the death of your loved ones and the caducity (that the right word?) of existence, I've honestly got nothing to say.
User avatar #439 - drdiddly (04/29/2013) [-]
It is sad that eventually my loved ones will die but not for a long time.
#440 - kraetyz (04/29/2013) [-]
You don't get sad about the future? Lucky bastard.
#425 - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bi…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy 0
#451 - iheartidiots (04/29/2013) [-]
mfw "gorilla warfare"
#449 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2013) [-]
holy shit, Chris Kyle?
THE Chris Kyle!?!

oh my God, this is incredible!!!! Everyone thought you were dead, shot and killed at a firing range in Texas, helping soldiers with PTSD cope with being back home.

oh wait.. Chris Kyle was shot dead at a firing range in Texas.

This joke is getting really old.
User avatar #431 - nephritho (04/29/2013) [-]
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
#432 - kraetyz (04/29/2013) [-]
Fun fact: I was one of the original spammers for that response. I'm proud to have created a mild annoyance on the internet.
#434 - nephritho (04/29/2013) [-]
#438 - kraetyz (04/29/2013) [-]
#422 - Pizza face. 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy +1
#200 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di0QdDyKkMw Seems like this guy did. 04/29/2013 on Tumblr vs vegans 0
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#1041 - Plot twist: Your name was blue all along. 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#56 - You're still ignoring my original complaint that you're making…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Toast -1
#58 - ironstrike (04/29/2013) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #1893918 at Friendly **

How was I ignoring your original "complaint" (even though it was an argument.)

I stated that unless you live with it, you only see what is on the outside. You may be helping someone with abusive parents, but you do not know what goes on while you're not there. You're not with your friend and his abusive parents 24\7.

At most you probably witnessed it firsthand, for no more than a couple of hours.

I live with a drug addicted mother, and my 30 year old sister and brother-in-law just moved out after having lived with me for 5 years. They fought every day to the point where cops were at our house daily. They beat the living fuck out of each other in front of their own kids, and I've gotten into countless fist fights with my brother-in-law.

They "abused" my mother, and wouldn't leave to the point where we were physically kicked out of our own house.

You want to practice what you preach, "mate" and "spend a few years with abusive parents, then come back and talk shit".

All that aside, I was just in a car accident because my drug addicted mother (whom I love dearly) fucked up her car, in doing so putting me in 6,000$ worth of debt overnight, and putting me in the position where I need to ride an hour to work on a bicycle just to put food on the table.

and you know what, personally I think my life is awesome. I have friends that I love, and family that I love even more.

Oh and before you try find something about my grammar to insult, just know my question mark key isn't working. I wouldn't want you thinking I don't know the English language because I'm ending my statements with a period when I should be ending with a question mark.

Hope you're happy now.
#57 - ironstrike (04/29/2013) [-]
You're not trying to write formally, only put down those who do not.

You're fucking brain-dead.

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User avatar #66 - cowisbeast (12/01/2012) [-]
could i get those bananas?? what item would you like for them?
User avatar #61 - kingofslime **User deleted account** (11/14/2012) [-]
hey man, no way i can get that cart of coins from you?
#62 to #61 - kraetyz (11/15/2012) [-]
Lol why?
User avatar #63 to #62 - kingofslime **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
because i collect items and you dont :D
#64 to #63 - kraetyz (11/15/2012) [-]
How about an extensive collage of nude pictures of yourself on NSFW, timestamped with face showing.
User avatar #65 to #64 - kingofslime **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
lel no
User avatar #58 - dragonzard (08/24/2012) [-]
You've had this account for two years.
And only have 2000 FJ points?
wat
#59 to #58 - kraetyz (08/24/2012) [-]
I don't even know what those are. Why are you being such an outrageous faggot?
#60 to #59 - dragonzard (08/24/2012) [-]
What did I do bro;_;
Take this to cheer you up.
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