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kouzan

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Youtube Channel: MrKouzan
Steam Profile: Kouzan
Consoles Owned: Xbox,Xbox 360, Pc.
Video Games Played: Everything good.
X-box Gamertag: Grave of Woe
PSN: ListlessFogy
Interests: Common.
Date Signed Up:3/21/2012
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1093
Highest Content Rank:#6429
Highest Comment Rank:#497
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Comment Level Progress: 59.5% (595/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:102937
Times Content Favorited:43 times
Total Comments Made:5042
FJ Points:5949
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#18 - **kouzan used "*roll picture*"** **kouzan rolled image ** … 03/09/2015 on Optical Illusions pt.1 0
#44 - **kouzan used "*roll picture*"** **kouzan rolled image ** … 03/09/2015 on 12 reasons for drinking... +1
#55 - That awkward moment when Playstation got a boob job. had…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Evolution of controllers +8
User avatar #102 - shunkahawolf (03/09/2015) [-]
i saw it more as its balls dropping the handle parts are the legs.
User avatar #56 - siksiksikki (03/09/2015) [-]
More like watching Playstation go through puberty, then getting like 3 more boob jobs because it's an indecisive bitch.

inb4 shut up xbox fag! I'm a gamer. I like games. Consoles don't fucking matter, as long as I can play some games.
User avatar #57 - kouzan (03/09/2015) [-]
It's more like puberty. She thought bigger was better, thanks to her brother getting bulkier controls than she was. They always bickered, these three siblings. The gleaming prodigy, Playstation and Xbox who didn't want to be outdone in anything. When one controller changed, the other did as well.
User avatar #58 - siksiksikki (03/09/2015) [-]
Is it bad if I'm imagining this as an anime now?
User avatar #94 - dshayatopkmn (03/09/2015) [-]
Hyperdimension Neptunia. Anime based off of a game. The premise is that Four nations, each representing a console started off being against each other, and in the first episode they make a treaty. The rest of the show is relatively random and off course, but its the closest thing to being the anime you spoke of.
User avatar #59 - kouzan (03/09/2015) [-]
I'd watch it. Though the third child, was always quiet. Compact, always with its hands either in its pockets or to shield the light from its eyes when it emerged from his bedroom. Small, efficient, usually looked over.
#60 - siksiksikki (03/09/2015) [-]
Wonder how the Dreamcast controller would fit into this.

"Dreamcast said hi to the siblings while on the way to Bideo Geemu High, and they all ignored him because what the fuck."
User avatar #83 - timmity (03/09/2015) [-]
People usually group it as the predecessor to the xbox, so they go
master system>genesis>saturn>dreamcast>xbox>360>xbone
User avatar #61 - kouzan (03/09/2015) [-]
Most adolescents are born skinny, though because of her overprotective parents who helped spoil her, she gained sizable girth. Many found, that when they played with her, she just couldn't keep up with the others. Soon she was left behind, some say she moved schools after she couldn't fit in. Since then, no one has heard of her, at least not well enough to get reals facts. It is said the parents had a divorce, their family had a falling out and she fell as collateral.
User avatar #62 - siksiksikki (03/09/2015) [-]
Beautiful. You've got an alarming knack for this kind of thing.
User avatar #63 - kouzan (03/09/2015) [-]
I have a talent for weaving stories, letting my imagination run rampant. It's always the execution of things that I can never nail down.
#54 - Comment deleted 03/09/2015 on Evolution of controllers 0
#52 - This is what I imagine happens when Grandpa tells a story to y… 03/09/2015 on Optical Illusions pt.2 0
#90 - Break the bottle into a bowel, drink the booze with the glass.… 03/09/2015 on sore loser 0
#68 - Jokes on you, I like raisins. 03/09/2015 on Evol +2
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Ultimate Cringe 0
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#1 - The source is Shaolin Soccer. Worth the watch. 03/07/2015 on Young Admin Rekting 5crubs 0
#4 - I was just naming the ones I could to test my virginity. Still… 03/07/2015 on Test your BF, GF, Friends,... 0
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Ultimate Cringe 0
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#9 - ***** was probably so loose he was made of rubber. He alright 03/07/2015 on Driver Runs over Drunk +2
#3 - When you have to clean the floor, but the cats are closer than… 03/07/2015 on Do it again! +54
#27 - Had to be done 03/07/2015 on Is there a new illustration... +3
#20 - Orianna's ball. That's Orianna's father.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on When I make OC +1
#26 - TheBigGummyBear (03/07/2015) [-]
#18 - If I have a guardian angel, regardless of how he greets me, it… 03/06/2015 on Guardian Angel Question +1
#5 - As my old automotive teacher said, "It's not Alzheimers. … 03/06/2015 on Cooler Than You 0
#39 - Dog is meat burrito. 03/06/2015 on Going on an adventure 0
#46 - Piss fetish is called Watersports. 03/05/2015 on Please & Thank You +5
#118 - Comment deleted 03/05/2015 on I am prince rawry 0
#117 - Comment deleted 03/05/2015 on I am prince rawry 0
#21 - **kouzan used "*roll picture*"** **kouzan rolled image ** … 03/05/2015 on Cringe Comp 10 of ? tldr... +1
#96 - Picture 03/05/2015 on Google yourself 0
#215 - Continue eating breakfast and tell my cat to stop watching my … 03/05/2015 on Cat girl 0
#40 - This smells like an episode of How I met Your Mother. 03/04/2015 on Sex and a Free Meal +4

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#1 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
Comment cherry taken
User avatar #2 to #2 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Damnit Carl.
User avatar #3 to #3 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
You play Reach?
User avatar #4 to #4 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Used to, too many twelve year olds.
User avatar #5 to #5 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
Theres twelve year olds on a lot of Xbox games, you don't need to hear them to know their age. I play for fun, even though I kind of suck lmao
User avatar #6 to #6 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Meh.
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