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#8 - He racks disciprine. 04/26/2014 on Carrying all the groceries... +2
#12 - That's the same actor that was in the recent Narnia film, Dawn…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on I SWEAR I had the exact... +2
User avatar #25 - jafkdb (04/24/2014) [-]
I knew he looked familiar
User avatar #21 - herofuckingder (04/24/2014) [-]
yes it is
#16 - The add-on pack for Skyrim features throwable spiders that hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Good Guy Bethseda +1
#22 - psyachu (04/24/2014) [-]
So it's the nope-nade!
#12 - I take it you've never played Skyrim.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Good Guy Bethseda +9
User avatar #56 - imabeagoodguy (04/24/2014) [-]
Description dude
User avatar #14 - psyachu (04/24/2014) [-]
I thought EXACTLY the same thing. FUCK cave spiders, man!

Also, add Oblivion to that with spider girls. I forget what they're called, but they're in those freaky oblivion portals with the rest of those things from Aussie.
User avatar #21 - psyachu (04/24/2014) [-]
AH! I mean frostbite spiders! I think I've played a bit too much minecraft.
User avatar #16 - kouzan (04/24/2014) [-]
The add-on pack for Skyrim features throwable spiders that have elemental effects to them. When thrown, they explode for example, in a cloud of acid.
#22 - psyachu (04/24/2014) [-]
So it's the nope-nade!
#134 - Go burn in a tire fire, 04/20/2014 on Superman vs Batman -1
#79 - Batman wouldn't lose, he'd severely cripple Superman. If anyth…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Superman vs Batman 0
#97 - janosaudron (04/20/2014) [-]
Actually If Batman were using the Kryptonite that superman gave him he would lose(he's lost with it already) Superman has been gaining immunity to green Kryptonite and he's fought the few surviving kryptonians while wearing the kryptonite ring. If anything Batman would have to use straight up black kryptonite on him.
#94 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Amazing how you credit the writers when it's their fault for making batman one of the most undeservedly overrated characters of all time.
#75 - For one thing, he cannot move fast enough to spin around the E…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Superman vs Batman 0
User avatar #78 - nimbin (04/20/2014) [-]
Kay, I want to make one thing clear here. Batman is better than Superman.

Still, it's all fiction, and cannon is cannon. Plot hole or none.
#70 - He's the founder of the Justice League, he ranked over Superma…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Superman vs Batman -1
User avatar #112 - jackknapp (04/20/2014) [-]
I have little knowledge of DC, but if Batman didn't have the kryptonite, I am fairly certain Superman would absolutely shred through him. The kryptonite is the only reason he'd stand a chance.
User avatar #137 - grimandevil (04/20/2014) [-]
I think it's fair,since superman has tons of superpowers.
#87 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Typical batfag lol "A GUY THAT KNOWS KARATE CAN BEAT A GOD IN A STRAIGHT UP FIGHT LOL HE JUST CHOOSES NOT TO SO HE'S BETTER"
User avatar #134 - kouzan (04/20/2014) [-]
Go burn in a tire fire,
#67 - If he knew he had to wait a week, and didn't already feel the …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Superman vs Batman 0
User avatar #73 - nimbin (04/20/2014) [-]
He had the note already, and he is fast enough to make the earth rotate the opposite direction just by flying around it. I would think that he would be able to get into a concrete building before he died, even weakened. That coupled with his healing factor, though diminished by exposure to the radiation would still save him imo. There is also the idea that he could probably make it to safety before batman hit the sun. Even at the speed of light, (impossible) batman would take 8 minutes to get to the sun.
User avatar #75 - kouzan (04/20/2014) [-]
For one thing, he cannot move fast enough to spin around the Earth (which is affected by the sun's rays) to somehow turn back time. That was in the cartoons and movies for a reason, it's a giant plot hole for him to either save Louis from dying and then he had to have sufficient time to fly that fast. Concrete does not stop the rays of the sun when infused by kryptonite, it's lead that usually stops it in both the comics and the shows. His note was delivered as a last will and testament which is usually given -after- someone dies and is confirmed dead. Given this information I have to assume that Superman would've had the kryptonite poisoning far before he ever got the note, which only increased as he read the note.



This argument is stupid, because this was based on a video game and a comic. Batman could kill Superman fairly easy, he has countermeasures given to him by Superman should he ever go crazy and endanger the Earth. If Superman tried to kill Batman, he would've used a non-lethal dose of radiation to cripple him and then subdue him. He is the greatest hero the Earth has known, losing him or having to kill him would not only cripple the Justice League, but it would make the humans that live on Earth to fear each other. If common humans had the power to kill a veritable God, then there would be an uprising of Anti-Hero propaganda. Now if Batman did have to kill Superman, he would've kept it a secret and revealed it to the founding members of the Justice League and have a plan in place to explain why Superman had to be taken down and then broken to the citizens of the Earth easily.



TLR Superman gave Bruce the ability to kill him at /any/ given time with access to kryptonite. Should he need to fight Batman, Superman would /lose/. The creators of the damn comics said as much.
User avatar #78 - nimbin (04/20/2014) [-]
Kay, I want to make one thing clear here. Batman is better than Superman.

Still, it's all fiction, and cannon is cannon. Plot hole or none.
#65 - Batman always has a chunk of kryptonite as a counter measure t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Superman vs Batman +3
#93 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Right because batman wouldn't be dead before he could open the kryptonite pouch on his utility belt.
Keep trying, pathetic batfag.
User avatar #76 - Tormound (04/20/2014) [-]
And yet Batman still loses. Also, kryptonite is as powerful as the writers want. He could be brought to his knees with its mere presence or he could power through it. People seems to forget that Superman has fought against kryptonite. Metallo and kryptonite man being two examples. I suggest you read Lex Luthor man of steel for how a fight between Superman and Batman could realistically go down and yes, Batman has kryptonite.
User avatar #79 - kouzan (04/20/2014) [-]
Batman wouldn't lose, he'd severely cripple Superman. If anything, they wouldn't fight given the chance. The only chance that would happen is if Superman would be exposed to red kryptonite and cause him to go insane. It isn't that the writers who chose the strength of kryptonite, it's usually the creators who dictate how effective it would be then the writers make a story revolving around it. For example, Superman fighting Metallo was in the cartoon and the thrill of Superman, this almighty super-hero might be able to be taken down, kept viewers watching until the end. He may have fought against it, because it was a directed blast of radiation which meant that Metallo had to direct it physically by facing Superman. If he didn't face him directly it would have little effect since the lead housing that encases the kryptonite would shield him when they were fighting.
#97 - janosaudron (04/20/2014) [-]
Actually If Batman were using the Kryptonite that superman gave him he would lose(he's lost with it already) Superman has been gaining immunity to green Kryptonite and he's fought the few surviving kryptonians while wearing the kryptonite ring. If anything Batman would have to use straight up black kryptonite on him.
#94 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Amazing how you credit the writers when it's their fault for making batman one of the most undeservedly overrated characters of all time.
#64 - With the sun being the power source of Superman's power, being…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Superman vs Batman -1
User avatar #66 - nimbin (04/20/2014) [-]
I mean, he would only need to hide for a week or so after that, he would not need to worry about the sun poisoning him anymore.
User avatar #67 - kouzan (04/20/2014) [-]
If he knew he had to wait a week, and didn't already feel the immediate presence of the kryptonite inside of the sun then he would not only be omnipotent but omniscient and that would make him broken as both a character and a superhero. You're assuming that he's omniscient.
User avatar #73 - nimbin (04/20/2014) [-]
He had the note already, and he is fast enough to make the earth rotate the opposite direction just by flying around it. I would think that he would be able to get into a concrete building before he died, even weakened. That coupled with his healing factor, though diminished by exposure to the radiation would still save him imo. There is also the idea that he could probably make it to safety before batman hit the sun. Even at the speed of light, (impossible) batman would take 8 minutes to get to the sun.
User avatar #75 - kouzan (04/20/2014) [-]
For one thing, he cannot move fast enough to spin around the Earth (which is affected by the sun's rays) to somehow turn back time. That was in the cartoons and movies for a reason, it's a giant plot hole for him to either save Louis from dying and then he had to have sufficient time to fly that fast. Concrete does not stop the rays of the sun when infused by kryptonite, it's lead that usually stops it in both the comics and the shows. His note was delivered as a last will and testament which is usually given -after- someone dies and is confirmed dead. Given this information I have to assume that Superman would've had the kryptonite poisoning far before he ever got the note, which only increased as he read the note.



This argument is stupid, because this was based on a video game and a comic. Batman could kill Superman fairly easy, he has countermeasures given to him by Superman should he ever go crazy and endanger the Earth. If Superman tried to kill Batman, he would've used a non-lethal dose of radiation to cripple him and then subdue him. He is the greatest hero the Earth has known, losing him or having to kill him would not only cripple the Justice League, but it would make the humans that live on Earth to fear each other. If common humans had the power to kill a veritable God, then there would be an uprising of Anti-Hero propaganda. Now if Batman did have to kill Superman, he would've kept it a secret and revealed it to the founding members of the Justice League and have a plan in place to explain why Superman had to be taken down and then broken to the citizens of the Earth easily.



TLR Superman gave Bruce the ability to kill him at /any/ given time with access to kryptonite. Should he need to fight Batman, Superman would /lose/. The creators of the damn comics said as much.
User avatar #78 - nimbin (04/20/2014) [-]
Kay, I want to make one thing clear here. Batman is better than Superman.

Still, it's all fiction, and cannon is cannon. Plot hole or none.
#115 - Yes, but I was only giving out a reference to the show from wh… 04/13/2014 on Onii-sama 0
#18 - The anime is called The Irregular at Magic High School, I've b…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Onii-sama 0
User avatar #19 - doomedalive (04/13/2014) [-]
There's this website called HorribleSubs.info you know
User avatar #115 - kouzan (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but I was only giving out a reference to the show from where I've seen it. It's free for new people if they don't mind Ads and I can stop that with my Member Access cards they give me so they can enjoy it for I believe a few days in Premium so there's no Ads and it streams in 1080p.

You don't have to be a dick and say, "There's this other website," you know. Not everyone knows.
#1202 - I am afraid all the books I read, those when I was more innoce… 04/11/2014 on Secrets +2
#90 - Then the bird takes a dump on you.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Mother Nature +2
#93 - xxangelisxx (02/11/2014) [-]
What a realistic view.
#52 - At least they came dressed for the occasion. 01/26/2014 on The happiness on her face +6
#10 - That's Gus from Achievement Hunter.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Spider Junk 0
User avatar #11 - subaqueousreach (01/18/2014) [-]
*Roosterteeth. Yes Achievement Hunter is a part of Roosterteeth, but AH is Geoff's department and Gus doesn't work under Geoff.

Also it seems it is shopped (Look to comment 5).
#5 - They dropped the bass. 01/18/2014 on Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do 0
#27 - For those of you who don't know, this was featured on the news… 01/16/2014 on Hero +9
#102 - Only 150 hours? You fuckin' casual. 01/16/2014 on Skyrim +3
#10 - And then you step on it in the night. 01/13/2014 on Ikea +1
#10 - And black. 01/04/2014 on Training +4
#321 - A.R.K. A Random act of Kindness 01/04/2014 on This just happened, had to... +1
#251 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on what would you do ? -2
User avatar #253 - tomowrath (01/01/2014) [-]
I think I'd rather sit around peeking at naked chicks my whole life.
#169 - I've been everywhere man, cross the desert sands man. 12/29/2013 on Found on Imgur +1
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#1 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
Comment cherry taken
User avatar #2 to #2 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Damnit Carl.
User avatar #3 to #3 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
You play Reach?
User avatar #4 to #4 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Used to, too many twelve year olds.
User avatar #5 to #5 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
Theres twelve year olds on a lot of Xbox games, you don't need to hear them to know their age. I play for fun, even though I kind of suck lmao
User avatar #6 to #6 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Meh.
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