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#33 - She. 11/08/2016 on Such Is Life On FJ +1
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 replies) 11/06/2016 on Unexpected comp 3 -2
#19 - scissoredlizard (11/06/2016) [-]
why would you make this comment
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#26 - hurpfry (11/06/2016) [-]
whatd he say tho
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#23 - thickpeepee (11/06/2016) [-]
What'd he say?
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#48 - profesionalcrab (11/07/2016) [-]
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#34 - yojo (11/06/2016) [-]
>>#21 Just a bad attempt at being funny
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#21 - psyachu (11/06/2016) [-]
What did he say?
#36 - There's a few things. Why didn't the parents know how to do CP…  [+] (4 replies) 11/05/2016 on Officer Miller saves baby -5
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#67 - wwkybobo (11/05/2016) [-]
CPR isn't as easy as people make it out to be. Sure, anyone can learn it - but it's not as simple as pounding on a dudes chest then breathing in his mouth. The process changes entirely when you have to do CPR on a small child as opposed to a full grown adult. Not to mention the fact that the father and mother of the child were probably under extreme stress due to the fact that they thought their child was dying. Lets Recap :

1. CPR isn't easy. Not everyone knows it, even if they should. Also, the officer had to get a breathing assistance device to keep the child alive.
2. CPR on children is a different process than standard CPR.
3. Parents probably had no fucking idea what to do or how to do it, even if the operator explained the process. Sure there have been cases of children doing CPR on their family with instruction over the phone, but that's pretty miraculous.

Source : Emergency Medical Responder guide book Edition 5, Chapter 7
#79 - kewolsky (11/06/2016) [-]
Lets not forget if you do CPR wrong you can destroy the ribcage, especially on a child.
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#80 - wwkybobo (11/07/2016) [-]
Actually, in order to do CPR properly you need to break the ribs a bit. The rib cage gets in the way of proper "Pumping" if you will, so doing it on a child, it's real easy to fuck it up and potentially REALLY fuck it up.
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#41 - Epicflail (11/05/2016) [-]
I was taught CPR and basic first aid at my school, but I don't know if that is a UK thing or it was just my school.
#60 - I never really understood the need for the porn shop. Though I…  [+] (2 replies) 11/04/2016 on New FFW +2
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#110 - ironsliver (11/04/2016) [-]
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#65 - subaqueousreach (11/04/2016) [-]
Well how would you feel seeing how much more sex everyone else is having than you?
#12 - This is cute. 11/03/2016 on Tankyatta 0