Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

kousei    

Rank #13057 on Comments
kousei Avatar Level 187 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Offline
Send mail to kousei Block kousei Invite kousei to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/16/2010
Last Login:7/14/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#13057
Highest Content Rank:#1893
Highest Comment Rank:#3166
Content Thumbs: 1330 total,  1570 ,  240
Comment Thumbs: 1036 total,  1506 ,  470
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 98 Content: Srs Business → Level 99 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 187 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:0
Content Views:51901
Times Content Favorited:123 times
Total Comments Made:1081
FJ Points:1854

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

  • Views: 49706
    Thumbs Up 1544 Thumbs Down 176 Total: +1368
    Comments: 395
    Favorites: 122
    Uploaded: 03/09/14
    Thank you Admin Thank you Admin
  • Views: 1219
    Thumbs Up 12 Thumbs Down 7 Total: +5
    Comments: 3
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 08/18/13
    Pro-life fail Pro-life fail
  • Views: 355
    Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 11 Total: -9
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 01/24/13
    I know it's old but... I know it's old but...
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

user favorites

latest user's comments

#152 - I believe a more proper analogy is "Would you rather have… 06/26/2014 on Ambition +1
#49 - Actually, I'm more a fan of Tony Stark. I just realize that my… 06/24/2014 on Thirsty jokers can... 0
#47 - Gonna skip to the end first. I never said a magnet would destr…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Thirsty jokers can... -1
#48 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
A true batman fanboy if i ever saw one myself. Such pitiful creatures.
User avatar #49 - kousei (06/24/2014) [-]
Actually, I'm more a fan of Tony Stark. I just realize that my preferred hero isn't perfect, or even the best of his type.
#42 - Sorry man, you knew it was inevitable. 06/24/2014 on Thirsty jokers can... 0
#41 - You were calling that a bad argument? Seriously, do you listen…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Thirsty jokers can... 0
User avatar #43 - ljxjlos (06/24/2014) [-]
Obviously, yeah. "Batman would win because he´s Batman" is a shit argument. Even if he would, it would still be a shit argument.
And people keep (same with wolverine) making Superman look like pure brawns. The guy is incredibly intelligent himself, a gifted tactician, etc, etc.
Superman is not only stronger, he is better in every aspect.

That´s bullshit, too. Tony Stark has been shown to be able to overcome even motherfucking Magnetos magnetic Powers. He´s also at the very least as intelligent, gifted and educated as Batman. Probably (99%) even moreso.
And if you think a magnet is enough to destroy Wolverine, you don´t know too much about the character, either.

User avatar #47 - kousei (06/24/2014) [-]
Gonna skip to the end first. I never said a magnet would destroy Wolverine, just beat him.

Back to the top. That is my exact point, Superman is flawless. Batman has his flaws, his bad moments, his mistakes but the only time Superman loses is to a straight up stronger opponent. I'm pretty much hearing a mirror argument in favor of Superman, "Superman would win because he's Superman."

Seriously though, if you find a cut-off point for the plot armor and pit the two against each other it's more of a toss-up then people will admit. Superman may be stronger, faster, etc. but Batman (even assuming he isn't as smart as Superman) has a plan to take down Superman, it all depends on the conditions of this match.

For the Wayne vs Stark I would like to point out that there is a difference between intelligence and cunning. Sure, I'll give you that Stark is easily smarter than Wayne, but Wayne thinks faster on his feet and finds those miniscule details. Another toss up in their armor, but take them outa their suits and Wayne wins, hands down. Unless it's an engineering or science exam, but i was pretty sure we were talking about fisty-cuffs
#48 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
A true batman fanboy if i ever saw one myself. Such pitiful creatures.
User avatar #49 - kousei (06/24/2014) [-]
Actually, I'm more a fan of Tony Stark. I just realize that my preferred hero isn't perfect, or even the best of his type.
#564 - Right there! The last line, why is he a scumbag?! The jury fou… 06/23/2014 on Book Burners +1
#559 - I'm not, nor have i ever said that women don't have problems. …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Book Burners +1
User avatar #562 - fables (06/23/2014) [-]
dude do you really think women like that shit?
yeah cool, a dude pays on the first date. you don't think he does it because it benefits him? guys don't just do that shit to be nice.
cool. free drinks at a bar. also because guys want something in return.
nothing is ever free in life.
and when guys have problems and don't get caring responses for it, it's a guy problem. guys bring that on themselves. as george carlin said, the male disease.
gotta be macho, gotta act emotionless and blahblahblah
a problem passed down from father to son. mothers tend to be very nurturing with their sons. I know my mom was extremely protective of my brother but not me.
of course I'm not saying this is in any way comparable to problems in developing countries.
but if a guy in a bar is gonna treat you like nothing more than a piece of meat, regardless of whether or not you accept a free drink... why the fuck not take advantage of it?
and you really think it's no big deal when a black kills a white guy? dude fox news is all over shit like that. and look at how many people here were cheering on that scumbag zimmerman.
User avatar #564 - kousei (06/23/2014) [-]
Right there! The last line, why is he a scumbag?! The jury found him innocent of the supposed "hate crime" yet so many people still think he actually did kill the kid on purpose. That is exactly my point, yea sure fox news covers any story about a killing, but the public only gets outraged in the case of white killing black.

Oh, and as for your other stuff. Yes, nothing is free, but that shit goes both ways. Let us analyze where women expect free shit, feminists to be precise.
-Maternity leave: ever wonder how much it costs employers to hold your job for ya? Yea sure, men get it too but they have shown to be less likely to use it and if they do it's short.
-Sexual harassment: again, this costs the company money. Who benefits from the seminars companies are required to put on? The company? Nope, takes employees away from their desks and they have to pay the HR people. The attendees? Shit, half the time they don't even know they did anything wrong. No, it's the accuser that gains, and statistically that is women.

Why do you think women get paid less? No, it's not that bullshit about a male dominated corporation, even female employers pay their women less (except in all female work environments) woman cost companies money. Thing is, you don't know how much someone would get paid without these rights because they gotta have them, they just take some of the costs out of everyone's checks based on risk factor.

As for the macho man stuff... Social stigma! You know, that crap feminists whine about when they have to look pretty all the time. It's not self induced, it's societal.

And the meals/drinks... I have only ever had 1 girl suggest splitting the tab, ever, period, at all. If you don't like it, fine, but clearly many do. Same with the drinks. Now, stop lumping all men together in this idea of jacked-up douchebags and go find the quiet one in the corner, buy him a drink, you know, break away from your stigma yourself, instead of bitching about it.
#443 - I do not, though i can't quite agree with feminists at least t…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Book Burners 0
User avatar #450 - fables (06/23/2014) [-]
...somehow a couple of sentences got deleted. dunno what I did.
that's why the first part doesn't make much sense.
User avatar #449 - fables (06/23/2014) [-]
what do you not agree with, in regards to true feminists?
or hell, just go look through the internet.
it's riddled with men who believe women shouldn't be allowed to do things that men do
because they feel women are below them.
in a lot of countries, women are treated horribly. there are men who kidnap women to be their wives. and there's a bigger punishment for stealing a man's goat.
there are clitoridectomies
child brides
women do still need feminism.
User avatar #559 - kousei (06/23/2014) [-]
I'm not, nor have i ever said that women don't have problems. What i do dislike is comparing yourself to women in the third world. There are big differences. Focusing on the first world complaints of so many feminists (getting paid less, losing job opportunities, etc.) seriously? You don't see what you're gender brings you? free drinks at a bar, a social stigma having your date pay for your meal, a more tender response when you have problems... the list goes on. Honestly I'm not sure what feminists really want, but i do know one thing, when they get it the movement will not end. The is why i don't like feminism, it's strictly for women and when they achieve their goal they will not dissolve, they will find a new injustice to pursue until they have made themselves the preferred gender, then they proceed.

Now, a gender equity movement, that is what we need. A movement to insure equity between the genders. For those that don't know the difference between equality and equity, equality is everyone get's paid the same, the same leave, the same everything Which I'd be fine with but that would involve either women giving up something or men giving up something, or both. I don't see this going over well Equity is more value based, how much is your free drink worth to you? How about you're maternity leave?

No matter what you think there is no happily ever after when a social movement focuses on only one aspect, shit look at the racial movements. Black kills white, whatever. White kills black, HATE CRIME! That's feminism in 50 years. the feminazis just got a head start on ya
User avatar #562 - fables (06/23/2014) [-]
dude do you really think women like that shit?
yeah cool, a dude pays on the first date. you don't think he does it because it benefits him? guys don't just do that shit to be nice.
cool. free drinks at a bar. also because guys want something in return.
nothing is ever free in life.
and when guys have problems and don't get caring responses for it, it's a guy problem. guys bring that on themselves. as george carlin said, the male disease.
gotta be macho, gotta act emotionless and blahblahblah
a problem passed down from father to son. mothers tend to be very nurturing with their sons. I know my mom was extremely protective of my brother but not me.
of course I'm not saying this is in any way comparable to problems in developing countries.
but if a guy in a bar is gonna treat you like nothing more than a piece of meat, regardless of whether or not you accept a free drink... why the fuck not take advantage of it?
and you really think it's no big deal when a black kills a white guy? dude fox news is all over shit like that. and look at how many people here were cheering on that scumbag zimmerman.
User avatar #564 - kousei (06/23/2014) [-]
Right there! The last line, why is he a scumbag?! The jury found him innocent of the supposed "hate crime" yet so many people still think he actually did kill the kid on purpose. That is exactly my point, yea sure fox news covers any story about a killing, but the public only gets outraged in the case of white killing black.

Oh, and as for your other stuff. Yes, nothing is free, but that shit goes both ways. Let us analyze where women expect free shit, feminists to be precise.
-Maternity leave: ever wonder how much it costs employers to hold your job for ya? Yea sure, men get it too but they have shown to be less likely to use it and if they do it's short.
-Sexual harassment: again, this costs the company money. Who benefits from the seminars companies are required to put on? The company? Nope, takes employees away from their desks and they have to pay the HR people. The attendees? Shit, half the time they don't even know they did anything wrong. No, it's the accuser that gains, and statistically that is women.

Why do you think women get paid less? No, it's not that bullshit about a male dominated corporation, even female employers pay their women less (except in all female work environments) woman cost companies money. Thing is, you don't know how much someone would get paid without these rights because they gotta have them, they just take some of the costs out of everyone's checks based on risk factor.

As for the macho man stuff... Social stigma! You know, that crap feminists whine about when they have to look pretty all the time. It's not self induced, it's societal.

And the meals/drinks... I have only ever had 1 girl suggest splitting the tab, ever, period, at all. If you don't like it, fine, but clearly many do. Same with the drinks. Now, stop lumping all men together in this idea of jacked-up douchebags and go find the quiet one in the corner, buy him a drink, you know, break away from your stigma yourself, instead of bitching about it.
User avatar #469 - timmywankenobi (06/23/2014) [-]
None of the women you described are first world women, yet 1st world women are the ones constantly complaining and self victimizing in an attempt to gain more for themselves. Very few feminist with power of money give a shit about black women or Hispanic women or 2nd world women much less 3rd world women. They only use them as something to point to and say "See See when one woman in the world is oppressed all women are oppressed so us 1st world middle and upper class white women are oppressed too ! " " my pain when a construction worker yell's I have a nice ass is the same as the woman getting raped in Africa !!"
Also for you points
1. There is 50x more male genital mutilation world wide then female and male genital mutilation is widly accepted female mutilation is not. Also about 100x more young boys have died from genital mutilation then girls . Hell until 70 years ago it was legal for the catholic church to castrate orphaned boys to sing in choirs. Little boys and young teen boys are kidnapped as sex slaves too. 3rd world men don't have it much better then 3rd world women . All people of lowers classes suffer regardless of gender or age only the manner in which the suffering occurs varies. The world need Egalitarianism, Trying to compare one persons suffering to another based on arbitrary scales like gender or sexuality is a pointless endeavor when so many are suffering.
#539 - xXBReTTXx (06/23/2014) [-]
the mindless false equivalencies you are building along with the absolutely horrendous misrepresentation of feminism makes me want to rip your face off
User avatar #575 - timmywankenobi (06/23/2014) [-]
I see things for what they are not what I want them to be. As for false equivalences Ask any doctor if type one female genital mutilation (by far the most common type) is equivalent to male genital mutilation and they will say yes as it removes the exact same tissue and has similar side effects but is less likely to result in life threatening complication on a girl as the tissue is more compact and the procedure is much much quicker and less painful !. You seem to believe feminism is what they claim to be but I assure you the propaganda is lies , I judge them by their actions not their words.
User avatar #444 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
You disagree with feminists on the logic that they shouldn't exist as a betterment for women in a time of equality, right?
#437 - but... isn't that exactly what feminazis are doing? Making the…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Book Burners +2
User avatar #441 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
They certainly are, as long as you don't confuse feminazis with feminism.
User avatar #443 - kousei (06/23/2014) [-]
I do not, though i can't quite agree with feminists at least they are reasonable about it all.
User avatar #450 - fables (06/23/2014) [-]
...somehow a couple of sentences got deleted. dunno what I did.
that's why the first part doesn't make much sense.
User avatar #449 - fables (06/23/2014) [-]
what do you not agree with, in regards to true feminists?
or hell, just go look through the internet.
it's riddled with men who believe women shouldn't be allowed to do things that men do
because they feel women are below them.
in a lot of countries, women are treated horribly. there are men who kidnap women to be their wives. and there's a bigger punishment for stealing a man's goat.
there are clitoridectomies
child brides
women do still need feminism.
User avatar #559 - kousei (06/23/2014) [-]
I'm not, nor have i ever said that women don't have problems. What i do dislike is comparing yourself to women in the third world. There are big differences. Focusing on the first world complaints of so many feminists (getting paid less, losing job opportunities, etc.) seriously? You don't see what you're gender brings you? free drinks at a bar, a social stigma having your date pay for your meal, a more tender response when you have problems... the list goes on. Honestly I'm not sure what feminists really want, but i do know one thing, when they get it the movement will not end. The is why i don't like feminism, it's strictly for women and when they achieve their goal they will not dissolve, they will find a new injustice to pursue until they have made themselves the preferred gender, then they proceed.

Now, a gender equity movement, that is what we need. A movement to insure equity between the genders. For those that don't know the difference between equality and equity, equality is everyone get's paid the same, the same leave, the same everything Which I'd be fine with but that would involve either women giving up something or men giving up something, or both. I don't see this going over well Equity is more value based, how much is your free drink worth to you? How about you're maternity leave?

No matter what you think there is no happily ever after when a social movement focuses on only one aspect, shit look at the racial movements. Black kills white, whatever. White kills black, HATE CRIME! That's feminism in 50 years. the feminazis just got a head start on ya
User avatar #562 - fables (06/23/2014) [-]
dude do you really think women like that shit?
yeah cool, a dude pays on the first date. you don't think he does it because it benefits him? guys don't just do that shit to be nice.
cool. free drinks at a bar. also because guys want something in return.
nothing is ever free in life.
and when guys have problems and don't get caring responses for it, it's a guy problem. guys bring that on themselves. as george carlin said, the male disease.
gotta be macho, gotta act emotionless and blahblahblah
a problem passed down from father to son. mothers tend to be very nurturing with their sons. I know my mom was extremely protective of my brother but not me.
of course I'm not saying this is in any way comparable to problems in developing countries.
but if a guy in a bar is gonna treat you like nothing more than a piece of meat, regardless of whether or not you accept a free drink... why the fuck not take advantage of it?
and you really think it's no big deal when a black kills a white guy? dude fox news is all over shit like that. and look at how many people here were cheering on that scumbag zimmerman.
User avatar #564 - kousei (06/23/2014) [-]
Right there! The last line, why is he a scumbag?! The jury found him innocent of the supposed "hate crime" yet so many people still think he actually did kill the kid on purpose. That is exactly my point, yea sure fox news covers any story about a killing, but the public only gets outraged in the case of white killing black.

Oh, and as for your other stuff. Yes, nothing is free, but that shit goes both ways. Let us analyze where women expect free shit, feminists to be precise.
-Maternity leave: ever wonder how much it costs employers to hold your job for ya? Yea sure, men get it too but they have shown to be less likely to use it and if they do it's short.
-Sexual harassment: again, this costs the company money. Who benefits from the seminars companies are required to put on? The company? Nope, takes employees away from their desks and they have to pay the HR people. The attendees? Shit, half the time they don't even know they did anything wrong. No, it's the accuser that gains, and statistically that is women.

Why do you think women get paid less? No, it's not that bullshit about a male dominated corporation, even female employers pay their women less (except in all female work environments) woman cost companies money. Thing is, you don't know how much someone would get paid without these rights because they gotta have them, they just take some of the costs out of everyone's checks based on risk factor.

As for the macho man stuff... Social stigma! You know, that crap feminists whine about when they have to look pretty all the time. It's not self induced, it's societal.

And the meals/drinks... I have only ever had 1 girl suggest splitting the tab, ever, period, at all. If you don't like it, fine, but clearly many do. Same with the drinks. Now, stop lumping all men together in this idea of jacked-up douchebags and go find the quiet one in the corner, buy him a drink, you know, break away from your stigma yourself, instead of bitching about it.
User avatar #469 - timmywankenobi (06/23/2014) [-]
None of the women you described are first world women, yet 1st world women are the ones constantly complaining and self victimizing in an attempt to gain more for themselves. Very few feminist with power of money give a shit about black women or Hispanic women or 2nd world women much less 3rd world women. They only use them as something to point to and say "See See when one woman in the world is oppressed all women are oppressed so us 1st world middle and upper class white women are oppressed too ! " " my pain when a construction worker yell's I have a nice ass is the same as the woman getting raped in Africa !!"
Also for you points
1. There is 50x more male genital mutilation world wide then female and male genital mutilation is widly accepted female mutilation is not. Also about 100x more young boys have died from genital mutilation then girls . Hell until 70 years ago it was legal for the catholic church to castrate orphaned boys to sing in choirs. Little boys and young teen boys are kidnapped as sex slaves too. 3rd world men don't have it much better then 3rd world women . All people of lowers classes suffer regardless of gender or age only the manner in which the suffering occurs varies. The world need Egalitarianism, Trying to compare one persons suffering to another based on arbitrary scales like gender or sexuality is a pointless endeavor when so many are suffering.
#539 - xXBReTTXx (06/23/2014) [-]
the mindless false equivalencies you are building along with the absolutely horrendous misrepresentation of feminism makes me want to rip your face off
User avatar #575 - timmywankenobi (06/23/2014) [-]
I see things for what they are not what I want them to be. As for false equivalences Ask any doctor if type one female genital mutilation (by far the most common type) is equivalent to male genital mutilation and they will say yes as it removes the exact same tissue and has similar side effects but is less likely to result in life threatening complication on a girl as the tissue is more compact and the procedure is much much quicker and less painful !. You seem to believe feminism is what they claim to be but I assure you the propaganda is lies , I judge them by their actions not their words.
User avatar #444 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
You disagree with feminists on the logic that they shouldn't exist as a betterment for women in a time of equality, right?
#172 - He didn't say it had to be an up-thumb  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on nofap 0
User avatar #174 - Orc (06/18/2014) [-]
Good, because I contributed to the big fat red one.

user's channels

Join Subscribe ponytime

user's friends

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1200 / Total items point value: 1400

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
User avatar #1 - baesdgod (01/17/2014) [-]
**** me, Misty. **** me.
 Friends (0)