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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/15/2011
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:New Jersey
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Level 32 Content: Peasant → Level 33 Content: Peasant
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Times Content Favorited:35 times
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#237 - wut 04/01/2012 on Dat Egg 0
#72 - it's one condom per bitch. you don't re-use a condom  [+] (10 replies) 03/28/2012 on Condoms +18
#74 - generictitle has deleted their comment.
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#76 - garrettjacobsen (03/28/2012) [-]
Actually, once you come, that condom is fucking useless unless you want a squishy uncomfortable sperm covered dick.
Maybe you should have sex or have more knowledge about sex than a sixth grader?
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#82 - Keidis (03/28/2012) [-]
I've contemplated washing the condom out and re-using it before just because of it being about 1.50 per condom. (I'm jewish as fuck, I know!)
#98 - jacksonguitarist (03/28/2012) [-]
Trying to wash and re-use condoms is a good way for it to break and end up wishing you just spent another $1.50 on a condom.
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#84 - garrettjacobsen (03/28/2012) [-]
As have I but I have been too disgusted by the inside of the condom that I vomited uncontrollably and threw it out.
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#86 - garrettjacobsen (03/28/2012) [-]
I love how he was too gay to keep his rebuttle up...
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#99 - generictitle (03/28/2012) [-]
if i had kept it up i would be drowned in a sea of red. we both know this to be true. even making this comment is a serious risk, but i guess i have some semblance of pride left
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#115 - garrettjacobsen (03/28/2012) [-]
I thought you just pussied out. I apologize sir.
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