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#287 - I like how badly pathesix is getting torn now. This is how it … 05/17/2015 on 100% OC +2
#48 - > Jewish > Conservative That's a conflict o…  [+] (24 new replies) 03/01/2015 on The Face Of Tumblr +45
#140 - wowwat (03/01/2015) [-]
The Democratic Party is the only party to be controlled by the Jews and simultaneously hate them. 70% of Jews are Democratic but the Dems. aren't too fond of Israel. Benjamin Netanyahu is speaking to Congress and 30 Dems. are boycotting him after John Boehner invited him, which he has every legal rite to do as the SOTU is hosted by Congress, not the President.
User avatar #73 - kristovsky (03/01/2015) [-]
so is "jewish" and "born again"
User avatar #160 - killjoyus (03/02/2015) [-]
well, i mean not at the same time. But jews for christ are basically born again jews.
User avatar #162 - kristovsky (03/02/2015) [-]
But she is wearing the cross and the star of david at the same time
User avatar #165 - killjoyus (03/02/2015) [-]
yup, from what i understand a lot of them do. They think its like they are repenting for their ancestors or some shit. its weird, also does god let people in without foreskin? I think there was a chapter where god said "Foreskins only" if so the born again jews should watch out
User avatar #166 - kristovsky (03/02/2015) [-]
Nigga I don't know shit
User avatar #168 - killjoyus (03/02/2015) [-]
damn, then my question of the skinned donger will go unanswered until i stop caring
User avatar #169 - kristovsky (03/02/2015) [-]
google that shit
User avatar #170 - killjoyus (03/02/2015) [-]
i.. honestly don't care enough
#57 - hongkonglongdong (03/01/2015) [-]
Most Jews are conservative, dude. Guess who supports Israel? It ain't the left (well, not out of the US anyway).
#60 - Absolute Madman (03/01/2015) [-]
Erm....what?! No. Approximately 80% of Jews vote for Democrats according to Pew research (and basically all other credible sources) even though it is Republicans that overwhelmingly support and defend Jews and Israel. It's a well known and long-standing paradox because antisemitism and anti-Zionism are typically found on the political left--not to mention general hatred of all religious people. Regardless, Jews vote their conscience and vote Democratic and hold liberal views in the vast majority of cases. You are seriously mistaken here.
#61 - hongkonglongdong (03/01/2015) [-]
Is it possible that >>#58 is the reason for this? I'm just asking because all the American Jewish people I've spoken to are very much conservative. I admit this is anecdotal.
#70 - Absolute Madman (03/01/2015) [-]
Yes. Ethnic Jews are culturally very liberal and vote this way regardless of whether or not they are very religious. Look it up. It's a really strange thing for so many Jews to vote against their own interest.

Jews who vote Democratic are prioritizing domestic social programs above stopping Iran's nuclear proliferation, for example, since a Republican administration would be far tougher on Iran than any Democratic regime. So, if you're a Jew, would you rather elect a Republican president who scales back food stamps slightly but prevents Iran from getting a nuclear bomb, or would you rather elect a Democratic president who expands social programs but is weak abroad and see a nuclear weapon detonated in Tel Aviv? The choice seems simple, but that's not how they typically vote. It's pretty strange.

I guess when they're piles of smoldering Jews on the news one day, liberal Jews will wonder how this all happened, as if Republicans and conservatives haven't been warning them and fighting to prevent this for decades. They just never took it seriously.
#74 - Absolute Madman (03/01/2015) [-]
*there are piles
User avatar #64 - tealcanaan (03/01/2015) [-]
Ya, in the U.S. most "Jews" are neutral or flt anti-Zionists. Most religious Jews don't really see them as Jews in the typical sense, more like blood-kin who have forsaken their religion. Most Jews I've met were flat out atheists.
#66 - hongkonglongdong (03/01/2015) [-]
Ah, well that would explain a lot- I only meant religiously. Because I'm only ethnically Jewish and know fuck-all about actual Jewish culture (my dad being Atheist and my mum being...Christian), I automatically assume anyone else only ethnically Jewish is the same even though that's stupid of me. Just like how I automatically assume anyone on Tumblr's an insane idiot, even though there are a fair few good people on there.
User avatar #67 - tealcanaan (03/01/2015) [-]
Technically you're not ethnically Jewish according to the state of Israel and the UN because it is passed down through the mother, not the father..
#68 - hongkonglongdong (03/01/2015) [-]
Actually, it's governed by if you have a Jewish grandmother. And she converted (more like was never raised Jewish because no one in my family ever gave a shit about that kind of thing).
User avatar #69 - tealcanaan (03/01/2015) [-]
Well I learned something new, I could of sworn it was the mother, but I'm not a Jew.
#71 - hongkonglongdong (03/01/2015) [-]
Kind of. It's matrilineal, which is what you're thinking of. Basically, the Judaism runs down the female line. However, they make it so if you have a Jewish relative going back two generations who is also female, you're Jewish. So it's if you have a Jewish mother or grandmother, but not if you have a Jewish father or grandfather.
User avatar #72 - tealcanaan (03/01/2015) [-]
Cool, thanks for the info man.
User avatar #58 - tealcanaan (03/01/2015) [-]
Most Jews in the US are very left, but those are only the ones who are ethnically Jewish, not religious (the vast majority in the US), Hassids tend to be conservative.
#51 - mechanicexplain (03/01/2015) [-]
There's a lot of conflict of interest in what she is. That's part of the joke.
User avatar #50 - Lilstow (03/01/2015) [-]
>jewish
>born again

>homophobic
>lesbian

these are much more conflicting than jewish and conservative.
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