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    Political Actors Political Actors
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    Something wrong there Something wrong there
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    Alternate History Alternate History
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    Cap'n Biscuit Cap'n Biscuit
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    Simple Advice Simple Advice
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    History repeats itself History repeats itself
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#242 - lorgar (05/15/2013) [-]
hey bro
#244 to #243 - lorgar (05/16/2013) [-]
Same shit, 13th crusade isnt gonna win its self with that incompetent fuck Abbadon
#245 to #244 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
silly Lorgar, you dont see where Abaddon is going with this do you

its only out of superstitious fear that the Imperium tinks the 13th crusade will be it just because 13 is a bad number
truth is, Abaddon will keep attacking over and over until the boundaries between imperial and chaos breaks down

thats why Horus didnt kill the emperor, he didnt want either imperial or chaos to reign the superpower, he let both sit in the stalemate so both are equal
Abaddon knows that, and he just keeps attacking to force the imperium to change

on its own, the imperium would stand still, but if chaos charges in with new technology, the imperium has to react with building new tech in response
User avatar #198 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
hey, let's talk here, it's easier.
User avatar #199 to #198 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
*throws a potato at you*
#240 to #199 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #200 to #199 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
*ravenously devouers raw potato*
User avatar #201 to #200 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
dont they feed you at home?
User avatar #229 to #201 - holdup (04/02/2013) [-]
going 2 get high, play some red baron until I get back
http://www. newgrounds .com/portal /view/347399
User avatar #232 to #231 - holdup (04/02/2013) [-]
yea? everything I do ends in fail may as well.
#235 to #232 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
< holdups future fave game
User avatar #236 to #235 - holdup (04/02/2013) [-]
naw, I'm not obsessed with drugs. just a bit here and there.
User avatar #233 to #232 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
well stop smoking weed and snort cocaine so you WIN like charlie sheen
User avatar #234 to #233 - holdup (04/02/2013) [-]
man, he is a total speedballer.
#202 to #201 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
....the world world not be enough
#203 to #202 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
< the real holdup
User avatar #204 to #203 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
naw, more mouth, less everything else.
#206 to #204 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
c'mon konnie! IM HUNGRY! FEED ME! (only more fatass adventurer and less like a plant)
#205 to #204 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
more mouth...
okay so youre a squig
User avatar #208 to #205 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
so, now that you know I am a morbidly obese guy with a grossly large mouth will you wheelbarrow when I need you too?
User avatar #207 to #205 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
that works too.
#209 to #207 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
holdup is the real life Fred Dukes?
User avatar #210 to #209 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
well, if you wan to be accurate, I'm 5'8" 180lbs, but this is so much funnier.
User avatar #211 to #210 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
5 foot 8 and 180lbs *prods your jiggly belly*
User avatar #212 to #211 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
it's not that big...you can poke it if you w-want conrad-kun.
User avatar #213 to #212 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
like damn....im 5/7 and 140lb.....youre an inch taller and packing 40 pounds more......
but seriously, new topic
User avatar #214 to #213 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
k fine. we can talk about my comment is #3 on the whole website and wheteher or not DJ 4DM1N will give me badges and rare item tickets.
User avatar #215 to #214 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
what comment?
User avatar #217 to #216 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
the reaction gif?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #230 to #218 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
had 4 days off, im happy
User avatar #228 to #226 - holdup (04/02/2013) [-]
you still seem in a good mod, I guess it was a happy easter over there?
User avatar #227 to #226 - holdup (04/02/2013) [-]
jesus christ is souns like they were feeding it a diet of 2/3rds limburger cheese and 1/3rd chili, dinner rolls and steak.
User avatar #222 to #218 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
because cats are cool
User avatar #225 to #222 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
during a visit to the toilet.
User avatar #224 to #222 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
with a smile, of course.
#223 to #222 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
that, and I claimed it was normal to give bith to rabbits whilst I casually stopped and gave birth to a cat.
that, and I claimed it was normal to give bith to rabbits whilst I casually stopped and gave birth to a cat.
User avatar #219 to #218 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
was meh
User avatar #221 to #219 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
of course, you seem the type to perfer the post where I became the mother of a cat.
User avatar #220 to #219 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I thoght it was funny.
User avatar #197 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
u avalible to talk konrad?
#193 - holdup (03/28/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD! IF A HERETIC SAW ALL THE BLOOD ON MY HAIR AND POWER ARMOR THEY WOULD GAWK AT THE HORRIBLE STAINS! WILL THIS COME OUT IN THE WASH!? WHAT WILL I DO?!
#194 to #193 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
BAD PONY
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (03/28/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #185 - holdup (03/16/2013) [-]
hi just brutally trolled a muslim. u should see it.
User avatar #186 to #185 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
why would you want to troll a muslim?
User avatar #187 to #186 - holdup (03/16/2013) [-]
coz fj is not the place for religion.
User avatar #188 to #187 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
well theres much worse religions than muslim, but yeah FJ is no place to preach
User avatar #189 to #188 - holdup (03/16/2013) [-]
do you mean the christians of is there osme sort of new evil super-religion? (or is it just the scientologists?)
User avatar #190 to #189 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
oh no, the judeo religions (including christianity) are as evil as religion can get

their religions have been the ones going around the world killing anyone not a part of them and labelling them 'pagan'
User avatar #192 to #190 - holdup (03/16/2013) [-]
haev you seen the chainsaw decapitation gif yet?
User avatar #191 to #190 - holdup (03/16/2013) [-]
oh, good I was worried.
User avatar #180 - ttonyn ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
did you get banned too some time ago?
User avatar #181 to #180 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
yeah, months back some asshole lied to items that i posted porn when i didnt
items first took it at face value but when i complained items restored my account
'
User avatar #182 to #181 - ttonyn ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I don't even know why I got banned, they never told me why, it sucks, because now I can't see my old content/comments
User avatar #183 to #182 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
keep bugging items to find out why you were banned, and if you did nothing wrong, ask for your account back
User avatar #184 to #183 - ttonyn ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
this is the account, if you mean that, but I just want my old shit back.
and yes, I'm gonna ask from items what was the reason
User avatar #178 - leonhardt (02/23/2013) [-]
Out of curiosity, why do you feel the need to post the political stuff?
I mean, there are hundreds of better sites out there for you to get your voice heard.
Problem here is that no one gives a shit about people's opinions. Especially political and religious ones. We have boards for that, and both of them are useless due to anon spam.

Plus, your stuff getting thumbed down only means fewer people will see it, let alone actually read it.

It just doesn't seem that well thought out.
User avatar #179 to #178 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
well i could cut out the text stuff, but i will keep going with political pictures i find

it was a bad idea to post text stuff on a pictures site..
just my first idea was take advantage of the fact people here are a bit more lively than the dull political forum types
User avatar #173 - espadaulquiorra (02/16/2013) [-]
You're deathbite?
User avatar #174 to #173 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
no, why?
User avatar #170 - Dwarf (02/15/2013) [-]
I really hope you die.
User avatar #171 to #170 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
and i thought killing off the voice of reason was the governments job
you must work for them
#169 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]
You are such a fucking retard.
User avatar #172 to #169 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
and you suck dicks for a living
#160 - krasnogvardiech (02/14/2013) [-]
Sup. Reply limits maxed out. Came over here to chill.   
   
Cheers for the GIF, have one right back. But I kind of agree with captainjones too, why you so angry? You seem to have the same blanket approach to all race-related shit.
Sup. Reply limits maxed out. Came over here to chill.

Cheers for the GIF, have one right back. But I kind of agree with captainjones too, why you so angry? You seem to have the same blanket approach to all race-related shit.
User avatar #162 to #160 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
im just very political minded and sad seeing the world being told to sit down and accept what the government tells them too
people should stand up and fight for true knowledge and seek facts instead of swallowing spoonfed lies
#163 to #162 - krasnogvardiech (02/14/2013) [-]
I agree on everything you say except for the 'stand up and fight' part. Knowledge and information and fact are things that we can form and adapt on our own, and occasionally use as ranting fodder. But waving it in other people's faces and telling them to accept the truth is bullshit.
Our own knowledge is our own deductions. Just because we're spoonfed shit doesn't mean we have to accept that. M00t wades through an ocean of piss for the people who frequent 4chan every day.
We don't have to fight. We just need to open our own eyes and take shit as it comes to us.

Here, have a picture.
User avatar #164 to #163 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
well not fight as in conflict, more search whereever possible to divine the truth over issues...as deep as it has been buried, the truth is still able to be found.... for now

people should not wave their truths in other peoples faces, that's what the governments and churches do, and look where thats led

people's knowledge should be their own deductions of searching for truth and sharing what they know with others to aid their quests for knowledge
#176 to #164 - N. Korean citizen (02/23/2013) [-]
>"people should not wave their truths in other peoples faces"
>Spams newest uploads with political bullshit
User avatar #177 to #176 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
log in or fuck yourself
nobody wants to hear from an anonfag
User avatar #165 to #164 - krasnogvardiech (02/14/2013) [-]
"Knowledge is power, guard it well."

We do have the power to go find the truth for ourselves. Right before us we have the most complete collection of human knowledge also known as the Internet, and here we are using it to argue with strangers and laugh at pictures of cats.
User avatar #167 to #166 - krasnogvardiech (02/14/2013) [-]
That there is far too accurate.
#168 to #167 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
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#157 - N. Korean citizen (02/11/2013) [-]
Thanks for blocking me, you fuckin' dickhead. A quick look at your channel shows your ignorance knows no bounds anyway.



When people speak out, don't disprove them, wire their jaws shut so they can't tell anyone else and ruin your ideas with logic and fact.
User avatar #158 to #157 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
im sorry im not a proctologist, its not my job to deal with assholes
good day
User avatar #153 - supernovacesta **User deleted account** (01/26/2013) [-]
MLK was as black as black can be and you.. Oh wow.

Dumbass xD
User avatar #154 to #153 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
martin luther king was an uppity nigger who inspired other niggers to get uppity

funny thing is, during the 1930's-40's there was a nazi called martin luther who was part of those trying to engineer cleaning up lesser race filth off the world

both are dead but the memories of boths great work lives on
User avatar #150 to #149 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
You make your legion proud brother
#147 - N. Korean citizen (01/19/2013) [-]
faggot
User avatar #148 to #147 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
interesting, since youre an anonfag too scared to say something to my face
pussy
User avatar #142 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
Selling your points good man?
User avatar #143 to #142 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
what have you to offer good sir?
User avatar #144 to #143 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
I only really have items, buddy.
User avatar #145 to #144 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
what items are you willing to trade for what points?
User avatar #146 to #145 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
FJ ~Coin
Some fish
Crossbow
Launcher
#139 - N. Korean citizen (01/06/2013) [-]
Emprah of mankinda
#140 to #139 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
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This senile old man on his golden rocking chair?

he hasnt moved in 10,000 years, imagine the bedsores
#141 to #140 - N. Korean citizen (01/06/2013) [-]
You know that he can scare the crap out the servitors and rest of humanity
By simply leaning forward and saying 'boo'
#138 - diilemmaz **User deleted account** (12/23/2012) [-]
Happy Holidays! Hers a baby polar bear.
Happy Holidays! Hers a baby polar bear.
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