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Steam Profile: imtyler
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PSN: GetJaffedyo
Date Signed Up:7/07/2011
Last Login:12/10/2014
Location:Ohio
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#2 - hahhaa 07/31/2011 on ME GUSTA COMP PART 2 0
#132 - nevermind.... 07/31/2011 on wernstrom! 0
#130 - **konkeydong rolls 79** lol u guys fail  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2011 on wernstrom! 0
User avatar #132 - konkeydong (07/31/2011) [-]
nevermind....
#24 - MAYBE MONKEY WRENCH? 07/31/2011 on Me Gusta comp part 1 +2
#23 - Here!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2011 on Me Gusta comp part 1 +2
User avatar #34 - SeverusSnapeFan (07/31/2011) [-]
Thanks!
#15 - and im the lawnmower  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2011 on Me Gusta comp part 1 0
User avatar #20 - AwesomeAnonomous (07/30/2011) [-]
Well I'm the repairman and you need to get your tires checked... now bend over
#13 - your ass is grass  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2011 on Me Gusta comp part 1 0
User avatar #15 - konkeydong (07/30/2011) [-]
and im the lawnmower
User avatar #20 - AwesomeAnonomous (07/30/2011) [-]
Well I'm the repairman and you need to get your tires checked... now bend over
#831 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2011 on The Greatest moment of 1997 -5
#858 - killjoyzzz Comment deleted by konkeydong
#839 - datlilnub Comment deleted by konkeydong
#835 - pharoahemonch Comment deleted by konkeydong
#11 - look it up bitcchhh  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2011 on Me Gusta comp part 1 +1
User avatar #12 - pjbirdhatt (07/30/2011) [-]
umm... i did?
User avatar #13 - konkeydong (07/30/2011) [-]
your ass is grass
User avatar #15 - konkeydong (07/30/2011) [-]
and im the lawnmower
User avatar #20 - AwesomeAnonomous (07/30/2011) [-]
Well I'm the repairman and you need to get your tires checked... now bend over
#6 - Thank you!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2011 on Me Gusta comp part 1 0
User avatar #7 - reyden (07/30/2011) [-]
any time. also if you need ideas i made a whole me gusta comp you could make comics from (if you want).
#4 - Lol sorry but we didn't we came up with this  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2011 on Me Gusta comp part 1 +1
User avatar #5 - reyden (07/30/2011) [-]
ok good, then congratz on the good ideas. made me lol
User avatar #6 - konkeydong (07/30/2011) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #7 - reyden (07/30/2011) [-]
any time. also if you need ideas i made a whole me gusta comp you could make comics from (if you want).
#1 - i cant believe somebody woyld thumb this down 07/30/2011 on Gifts +2
#2 - Thanks broskit  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2011 on Me Gusta comp part 1 0
#8 - anonymous (07/30/2011) [-]
Me Seussta makes no sense.

Seuss is pronounced Soice, you just probably know it as Seuss because that was just what caught on in America.


I still laugh whenever I see that picture though. It sounds like one of those old New-Yorker women saying sister.
#191 - A because i dont want to be accused 07/28/2011 on Paranoid Parrot VS... 0
#189 - I MEAN A  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2011 on Paranoid Parrot VS... 0
#192 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
Too late now.
#185 - B THE KID IS THE MONSTER  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Paranoid Parrot VS... +1
User avatar #190 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
The kid unleashes a monstrous inhuman strength and knocks you back. You almost fall back down the stairs but grab the side of the door and manage to lift yourself back up. You slam the basement door shut.

The child begins to laugh unconllortably, his head tilts back so far it looks as if he's broken his own neck. A dark black mass begins to flow out of his mouth and upwards, defying gravity. You can hear his jaw cracking as the mass gets larger and larger, flowing from his mouth. You..

a) Run to the living room window and try to break it so you can get out of there.
b) Try and kill the kid.
User avatar #191 - konkeydong (07/28/2011) [-]
A because i dont want to be accused
User avatar #189 - konkeydong (07/28/2011) [-]
I MEAN A
#192 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
Too late now.
#181 - A!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2011 on Paranoid Parrot VS... 0
User avatar #195 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
You try and open the window, it's locked. You break it open and grab the kid. The monster is moving closer to you as your try to escape. You're half way out of the door and look out the window only to see it's a farther drop than you remember. You look back and the monster is in your face. You're startled and accidentally drop the kid. You shout out to him, "NO!" he falls to the ground and you hear his bones shatter and a woman screaming, it's his mother. His parents were coming home.

She looks up at you and gasps in horror. You look down at her thinking, "What have I done?" when you feel a hot breath against the back of your neck.. you're grabbed by your ankles and yanked from the window. You're grabbing for anything so you wont get pulled away any farther. You feel the monsters razor sharp claws digging into your skin, dragging you under the bed.

....

The dead child's parents are up in his room, along with yours and police. But you appear to be gone. But you're not. You're looking at them, but they don't see you. "Up here" you say, "Up here, in the corner of the ceiling. Look at me up here. I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting."
#178 - Comment deleted 07/28/2011 on Paranoid Parrot VS... 0
#173 - B  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Paranoid Parrot VS... 0
User avatar #184 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
You can't find anything, but hear loud noises coming from upstairs. Screaming and banging. You close your eyes and grip the knife tighter, hoping the creature doesn't come down into the basement to attack you. You hear the door slam open.

It's the child, smiling. You..

a) Wonder what he's smiling about, be cautious.
b) Run upstairs and grab the kid before he can lock you down there too.
User avatar #186 - dxkingxd (07/28/2011) [-]
kill yourself before its too late D":!!!1
User avatar #185 - konkeydong (07/28/2011) [-]
B THE KID IS THE MONSTER
User avatar #190 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
The kid unleashes a monstrous inhuman strength and knocks you back. You almost fall back down the stairs but grab the side of the door and manage to lift yourself back up. You slam the basement door shut.

The child begins to laugh unconllortably, his head tilts back so far it looks as if he's broken his own neck. A dark black mass begins to flow out of his mouth and upwards, defying gravity. You can hear his jaw cracking as the mass gets larger and larger, flowing from his mouth. You..

a) Run to the living room window and try to break it so you can get out of there.
b) Try and kill the kid.
User avatar #191 - konkeydong (07/28/2011) [-]
A because i dont want to be accused
User avatar #189 - konkeydong (07/28/2011) [-]
I MEAN A
#192 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
Too late now.
#171 - update this plz :( 07/28/2011 on Paranoid Parrot VS... +1
#162 - (C)  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Paranoid Parrot VS... 0
User avatar #179 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
The monster swings at you, you dodge it and grab the kid. He's limp and lifeless. You turn around and the monster is in front of the door. He's 7 feet tall, his head is twisted upside down and his eyes look as if to be two small white pupils. His arms are abnormally long, extending and reaching all the way down towards the floor.

You look at the window. You..

a) Try and get out of the window with the kid.
b) Try and get past the monster using your knife.
User avatar #183 - dxkingxd (07/28/2011) [-]
B for the fucks of it
User avatar #181 - konkeydong (07/28/2011) [-]
A!
User avatar #195 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
You try and open the window, it's locked. You break it open and grab the kid. The monster is moving closer to you as your try to escape. You're half way out of the door and look out the window only to see it's a farther drop than you remember. You look back and the monster is in your face. You're startled and accidentally drop the kid. You shout out to him, "NO!" he falls to the ground and you hear his bones shatter and a woman screaming, it's his mother. His parents were coming home.

She looks up at you and gasps in horror. You look down at her thinking, "What have I done?" when you feel a hot breath against the back of your neck.. you're grabbed by your ankles and yanked from the window. You're grabbing for anything so you wont get pulled away any farther. You feel the monsters razor sharp claws digging into your skin, dragging you under the bed.

....

The dead child's parents are up in his room, along with yours and police. But you appear to be gone. But you're not. You're looking at them, but they don't see you. "Up here" you say, "Up here, in the corner of the ceiling. Look at me up here. I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting."
#156 - D)!!1  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2011 on Paranoid Parrot VS... 0
User avatar #198 - irrelephant (07/28/2011) [-]
Answered.
#353 - <3 I LOVE YOU MAN 07/28/2011 on PikminLol's profile 0
#1 - lol: **** this newspaper 07/22/2011 on Messing With Cereal +1
#113 - me too XD 07/22/2011 on Hey Funnyjunk +2
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#2 - wildthornberries (07/10/2013) [-]
ew it's you
ew it's you
User avatar #3 to #2 - konkeydong (07/10/2013) [-]
fagbitch2006
#4 to #3 - wildthornberries (07/10/2013) [-]
u a faggottron
u a faggottron
#6 to #5 - wildthornberries (07/10/2013) [-]
is that a picture of your dildo, hun?
is that a picture of your dildo, hun?
#8 to #7 - wildthornberries (07/10/2013) [-]
hunny boo boo child
hunny boo boo child
#10 to #9 - wildthornberries (07/10/2013) [-]
lol this reminded me of originalcharacter
lol this reminded me of originalcharacter
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