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#192 - Does mounted combat actually work on Xbox? Sure as hell do…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2012 on Why am I alone.. 0
User avatar #194 - superunclesam (09/25/2012) [-]
Barely. You have to be using a great sword or else you can't reach anything and even then they have to be really fucking close to the horse. It's 1000x easier to just get off the horse. Only magic users should use it.
User avatar #195 - koalafication (09/25/2012) [-]
We could spend all fucking day bitching about everything wrong with Skyrim - and there's a lot - but at the end of the day I'll still be fucking playing it.

God damn it.
User avatar #199 - superunclesam (09/25/2012) [-]
I fucking love the game. My issue lies with my purchase of Dawnguard. It's bullshit. I paid for $20 for Dragon weapons (WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE) and one short fucking quest-line. Sure there's a bunch of side stuff, but I would expect nothing less. The quest should have been longer. $20 is a third of the cost of the original game!
#181 - Maybe just for pc then. Mind you, Bethesda should have fix…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Why am I alone.. 0
User avatar #189 - superunclesam (09/25/2012) [-]
For as much fucking time as it took them to release Dawnguard it should have been fixed. Seriously, $20 for that and it wasn't nearly as big of an expansion as anticipated. It just wasn't enough. Hearthfire should have been free if you purchased Dawnguard.
User avatar #192 - koalafication (09/25/2012) [-]
Does mounted combat actually work on Xbox?
Sure as hell doesn't on PC.
User avatar #194 - superunclesam (09/25/2012) [-]
Barely. You have to be using a great sword or else you can't reach anything and even then they have to be really fucking close to the horse. It's 1000x easier to just get off the horse. Only magic users should use it.
User avatar #195 - koalafication (09/25/2012) [-]
We could spend all fucking day bitching about everything wrong with Skyrim - and there's a lot - but at the end of the day I'll still be fucking playing it.

God damn it.
User avatar #199 - superunclesam (09/25/2012) [-]
I fucking love the game. My issue lies with my purchase of Dawnguard. It's bullshit. I paid for $20 for Dragon weapons (WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE) and one short fucking quest-line. Sure there's a bunch of side stuff, but I would expect nothing less. The quest should have been longer. $20 is a third of the cost of the original game!
#174 - I've noticed a bug with the new Dragon weapons released with D…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Why am I alone.. +2
User avatar #179 - superunclesam (09/24/2012) [-]
I haven't had that problem on the Xbox. My PC couldn't possibly run skyrim.
User avatar #181 - koalafication (09/24/2012) [-]
Maybe just for pc then.
Mind you, Bethesda should have fixed a lot of the bugs before they released Dawnguard.
Shit's ridiculous.
User avatar #189 - superunclesam (09/25/2012) [-]
For as much fucking time as it took them to release Dawnguard it should have been fixed. Seriously, $20 for that and it wasn't nearly as big of an expansion as anticipated. It just wasn't enough. Hearthfire should have been free if you purchased Dawnguard.
User avatar #192 - koalafication (09/25/2012) [-]
Does mounted combat actually work on Xbox?
Sure as hell doesn't on PC.
User avatar #194 - superunclesam (09/25/2012) [-]
Barely. You have to be using a great sword or else you can't reach anything and even then they have to be really fucking close to the horse. It's 1000x easier to just get off the horse. Only magic users should use it.
User avatar #195 - koalafication (09/25/2012) [-]
We could spend all fucking day bitching about everything wrong with Skyrim - and there's a lot - but at the end of the day I'll still be fucking playing it.

God damn it.
User avatar #199 - superunclesam (09/25/2012) [-]
I fucking love the game. My issue lies with my purchase of Dawnguard. It's bullshit. I paid for $20 for Dragon weapons (WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE) and one short fucking quest-line. Sure there's a bunch of side stuff, but I would expect nothing less. The quest should have been longer. $20 is a third of the cost of the original game!
#436 - Can't tell which one he means.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2012 on America +7
User avatar #504 - KayRed (09/25/2012) [-]
There there [rubs back soothingly], it's the one after "industry".
#28721 - All of them. 09/24/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#307 - Picture 09/23/2012 on Epic Monster +4
#19 - Everywhere. You clearly aren't looking properly.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Harry Potter anime style +9
#21 - knightmrku (09/21/2012) [-]
Let's just say....40 minutes ago.. I looked.
#20 - I'm sorry I just couldn't stand the fact that you had a broken…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Gangnam! +16
User avatar #26 - darthtomale (09/21/2012) [-]
whats wrong with it?
User avatar #29 - sergeantamerica (09/21/2012) [-]
Nothing, he just wanted thumbs
#30 - darthtomale (09/21/2012) [-]
i dont get it.
User avatar #31 - sergeantamerica (09/21/2012) [-]
For some reason when FunnyJunk sees a picture that's the comment of the same picture it instantly gets about 10 thumbs. I don't get it either.
User avatar #35 - MudkipTomislav (09/21/2012) [-]
He fixed the white edge that was redundant and a flaw in the making of the image.
#42 - This one's kind of cool, considering Jake and Bender are voice…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Adventure Time Crossovers +3
#44 - schnickelfritz (09/21/2012) [-]
I like this a lot, too! This was even a shirt one could by at teefury.com. They are pretty awesome in making cool crossovers. Every shirt 10 dollar!
#42 - Picture 09/21/2012 on when i m sick during holidays +5
#70 - **koalafication rolls 084,799,695** No. 09/20/2012 on Watermelon 0
#64 - Just pointing something out here; this picture does not specif…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Watermelon -3
User avatar #66 - kimiz (09/20/2012) [-]
just roll 2
User avatar #70 - koalafication (09/20/2012) [-]
**koalafication rolls 084,799,695**
No.
#355 - Basically, there are numerous sources of Hue. Some of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Bullshitphysics solar flares 0
User avatar #357 - asshams (09/20/2012) [-]
Ah.
#354 - Basically, there are numerous sources of Hue. Some of the… 09/20/2012 on Bullshitphysics solar flares 0
#416 - By grief you about it do you mean he'll actually tell you you'…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on /b/ on friendzoned 0
User avatar #423 - dengekisushi (09/21/2012) [-]
He's not saying I'm treating him badly, he just keeps saying "Why won't you just give me a chance?"
or even "That's just another excuse"
and sometimes he gets as far as "You dated that douchebag, why not me?" of which I only dated that douchebag for a total of three weeks.
It's like he has a period; he has his days of the month where he'll grief me over everything and other days where he's the best friend in the world.
#412 - Good way, yes. Some guys do actually realize this, by the …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on /b/ on friendzoned 0
#415 - dengekisushi (09/20/2012) [-]
I wish my friend would just get it through his head already.
I've told him countless times that I'm just not romantically attracted to him like that, but he always thinks I'm making excuses, just because I made the mistake of dating a jerk in the past.
But I've given myself five years, and it's been long enough to where I know where I stand.
He just doesn't understand.
He'll sometimes have his days where he'll grief me about it.
User avatar #416 - koalafication (09/20/2012) [-]
By grief you about it do you mean he'll actually tell you you're actually treating him badly?
If so that's completely unfair to you.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he's a good friend. I just don't understand how some people can get it into their heads that they deserve a girl
User avatar #423 - dengekisushi (09/21/2012) [-]
He's not saying I'm treating him badly, he just keeps saying "Why won't you just give me a chance?"
or even "That's just another excuse"
and sometimes he gets as far as "You dated that douchebag, why not me?" of which I only dated that douchebag for a total of three weeks.
It's like he has a period; he has his days of the month where he'll grief me over everything and other days where he's the best friend in the world.
#337 - Here, let me get that last one for you.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Bullshitphysics solar flares +1
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User avatar #342 - asshams (09/20/2012) [-]
I still don't understand.
User avatar #355 - koalafication (09/20/2012) [-]
Basically, there are numerous sources of Hue.
Some of them can be found in the upper atmosphere but most are prevalent in disabled children, having mutated a gene that permits their body to generate the compound.

Now, once produced in the Mitochondrihue of living cells, Hue is transported via passive diffusion across the cell membrane (being a relatively small, negatively-charged compound) outside the cell and into the blood stream where it latches onto glucose molecules in the blood.

Each glucose molecule only has enough room for one Hue molecule to piggyback on it.
All of these glucose molecules are then released carried around the body to wherever they're needed.
However, Hue only reacts under certain circumstances. Lots of blood glucose is sent to the Liver and Muscles but it does not react due to environmental conditions.

However, a large quantity of blood-glucose is used in the brain (glucose being the brains only source of energy).
In this environment, glucose is absorbed into the brain and used as an energy source.

It is only in this environment where, as glucose is being used for energy, the Hue molecules break free and are free to react with one another (biologists, physicists and chemists theorize it is to do with the electrical activity of the brain).

The Hue molecules then react with each other forming one of two compounds. A very small percentage combine to form Huehue, but this form is not very stable.
The majority of the Hue molecules will react to form a 3-Hue compound.
Or Huehuehue.

Huehuehue has been known to cause seizures, facial distortions and manaical laughter.
User avatar #357 - asshams (09/20/2012) [-]
Ah.
#398 - Yeap you pretty much nailed it. 'job.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2012 on /b/ on friendzoned 0
User avatar #411 - dengekisushi (09/20/2012) [-]
In a good way, I hope?
User avatar #412 - koalafication (09/20/2012) [-]
Good way, yes.
Some guys do actually realize this, by the way. We don't all swear by friendzoning.
#415 - dengekisushi (09/20/2012) [-]
I wish my friend would just get it through his head already.
I've told him countless times that I'm just not romantically attracted to him like that, but he always thinks I'm making excuses, just because I made the mistake of dating a jerk in the past.
But I've given myself five years, and it's been long enough to where I know where I stand.
He just doesn't understand.
He'll sometimes have his days where he'll grief me about it.
User avatar #416 - koalafication (09/20/2012) [-]
By grief you about it do you mean he'll actually tell you you're actually treating him badly?
If so that's completely unfair to you.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he's a good friend. I just don't understand how some people can get it into their heads that they deserve a girl
User avatar #423 - dengekisushi (09/21/2012) [-]
He's not saying I'm treating him badly, he just keeps saying "Why won't you just give me a chance?"
or even "That's just another excuse"
and sometimes he gets as far as "You dated that douchebag, why not me?" of which I only dated that douchebag for a total of three weeks.
It's like he has a period; he has his days of the month where he'll grief me over everything and other days where he's the best friend in the world.
#57 - Bleach is so old and shit now. They should have just let t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 631 -2
#59 - robotcomander (09/20/2012) [-]
i did like the fight with Kugo thought, but you're still right. and they had the perfect moment too with Ichigo and Rukia saying good-bye in the anime
#35 - There wasn't. It's sort of implied that you can paste any … 09/19/2012 on Throughout the world... +13
#16 - Picture 09/19/2012 on Rogue kid +6
#63 - Fair enough. 09/19/2012 on Down We Go 0
#54 - Picture 09/19/2012 on Down We Go +10
#53 - It's there every year. You seriously haven't seen it before?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2012 on Down We Go 0
User avatar #57 - BubsyB (09/19/2012) [-]
Nope, because I never enter through the back, and never go down around that area. this year I happened to go through the back so it was the first thing.
User avatar #63 - koalafication (09/19/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #60 - chuckbillrow (09/19/2012) [-]
i hope someone rolls your comment because without context...
User avatar #64 - BubsyB (09/21/2012) [-]
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#126 - Picture 09/19/2012 on No bag needed +5
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#8 - N. Korean citizen (09/29/2012) [-]
I love you
#9 to #8 - koalafication (09/29/2012) [-]
I love you too, anon.   
I don't care what the rest of funnyjunk says you're a great person.   
I wish you happiness and good fortune in your life.
I love you too, anon.
I don't care what the rest of funnyjunk says you're a great person.
I wish you happiness and good fortune in your life.
User avatar #7 - averylolmoment (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind trading me your book of spellcrafting?
User avatar #6 to #5 - koalafication (08/10/2012) [-]
Got it.
Do appreciate the thought, though :)
#4 - N. Korean citizen (12/10/2011) [-]
You are the greatest man on the internet
User avatar #3 - SomeRandomPerson (08/23/2011) [-]
Where abouts you from dude ?
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