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#49 - But why? It's so depressing  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Burgerpants at work 0
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#51 - davidbowiesensei (01/11/2016) [-]
It's because Ctrl+Alt+Del has always been a comedic webcomic about video games and stuff and suddenly they toss out a dark and poorly execution subplot about the main character's fiancee having a miscarriage out of left field.

It's memetic because it's so bad it's funny.
#60 - mention pls 01/10/2016 on Aftertale AU:11 0
#6 - Didn't even realize that. I knew the difference, but i got th… 12/28/2015 on Funny molestation +2
#15 - I was thinking that this felt very familiar, I even read it in… 12/26/2015 on True 0
#16 - One of the only songs I listen to outside of Christma… 12/25/2015 on Christmas music 0
#2 - Yea, just look at all that hatred.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/21/2015 on 2 dogs trick a rat out of bed +22
#30 - assassindash (12/21/2015) [-]
Every breed is going to have good dogs every once in a while.

It's the majority of said dogs you have to worry about, and the numbers of attacks, and so on. Honestly I think a breed with extremely high hostility counts should be bred out of existence with extremely docile dogs.

Like the pit bull. Fuck pit bulls. Fuck their owners too, we all know why you get those dogs you psychotic fucks, if you wanted cute and dependable you'd get a German Shepard or chocolate lab, or even a fucking golden retriever. Not to mention countless other large dog breeds. Why the FUCK would you adopt the most aggressive dog according to statistics? Better not be because you think it was cute, because that just makes you a liar.

>"But my or my friends pit bull is soooo nice!" Fuck off, ya peppery shit, even if you or a friend managed to raise a pit bull in such a way it didn't attack people at a moments notice anymore, it's offspring will likely choose otherwise, AND they're unlikely to have good owners like yourself. And don't think i'm complimenting you're intelligence when I call you a good owner. You're smart when it comes to raising a dog, but a fuck up for common sense.

God I hate pit bulls.... I hate people who get them, I hate people who justify having them, I hate people who try to tell how they're good pets, and I ESPECIALLY hate people who try to point out how they use to be 80 fucking years ago, which is basically 10 goddamn generations. (Talking about their nickname, the "nanny dog")

#36 - bwiedieter (12/21/2015) [-]
Holy shit why do you think do Pitbulls lead the statistics in aggressive behaviour? It´s because of the wannabe gangster retards that get them to intimidate other people.
That is not the fault of the breeds genetics nor particularly the fault of the individual dog.
Breed matters literally 0% in terms of prevalence of aggressive behaviour. It´s completely down to how the dog was raised, whether it had any traumatic experiences, what the connection to the owner is like - and most importantly, whether the owner shows aggressive behaviour.
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#37 - assassindash (12/21/2015) [-]
Genetics decides base behavior, raising decides trained behavior, but the base behavior makes the training more difficult. You can say it's not true and that breed doesn't define behavior, but there's substantial amount of evidence saying that it DOES.

Other than that, everything you said is pretty much what I already pointed out, in fact, I pointed out that too. You literally added nothing in their favor, nor will anyone else be able to because you're all fucking wrong, and will go full SJW to defend a breed because, "MUH ANIMALS!"

All any of you will do is throw red thumbs, whine, bitch, post videos of well raised pit bulls (Which are the minority I will add yet again.) or in this case, just loop over what i've said and spout untrue bullshit.
#38 - bwiedieter (12/21/2015) [-]
I can´t decide if what you´re doing is to be considered ad hominem or poisoning the well, either way, you´re being unreasonable.
Don´t whine and bitch that people "whine and bitch" about (read: argue against) your post. You put your opinion out there, be ready for it to be opposed and scrutinized.

You said it yourself, you hate pitbulls, their owners, everyone who likes or defends pitbulls...
So basically, you´re saying that you hate everyone with a different opinion from yours. And Pitbulls.
And no, you didn´t give me any answer on my argument that Pitbulls only are on top of the "scoreboard" because of the kind of person that gets one for the wrong reasons.
You´re claiming shit out of the blue and then try to sell it to us as evidence simply by overemphasising your emotions. That´s not how it works.
You´re making claims, back them up. And don´t ever bitch and whine about the fact that people are arguing against you you weakling.
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#39 - assassindash (12/22/2015) [-]
It's not about opinions, people have fucking died, a constant amount of people every year in fact, and the number I promise you, won't drop anytime soon.

And people like you will forever fail to see the importance of human life, because you'll always think Fido's balls are more important than little Timmy next door.

Fuck yourself.

We've all seen the statistics, we all know the majority of attacks are from those dogs, and we all know that numbers don't lie.

If you so happen to have a pit bull, I hope you choke on it's balls since you seem to be sucking them so much.

"Claiming shit out of the blue." Maybe if you cited something that wasn't posted by someone with an extremely biased opinion about WHY I was wrong, I could be motivated to do more research than I already have....

But you won't.... Because you can't.... Later tard.
#40 - bwiedieter (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, you have a good day too, honey.
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#41 - assassindash (12/22/2015) [-]
You took a full 46 minutes to respond, and you brought nothing.

You may as well have not replied....
#42 - bwiedieter (12/22/2015) [-]
As I said, have a good day, too ^-^
#4 - smellypantsmcgee (12/21/2015) [-]
we got an angry little chihuahua from up the street comes into our front yard sometimes through the bars, but our dogs are behind the gate to the back so they cant do anything but let him bark at them
one day im sitting on the porch and this little shit comes in and takes a dump on our lawn and my bigger dog goes to bark, but i keep her wuiet. the little shit didnt notice us until he got two metres away at which point i just screamed GET IM JESS
i have never laughed harder than when i saw that dogs eyes widen in realisation, and it is indeed possible for a dogs eyes to do so
#10 - Was confused, I thought it was talking about OPM the artist. V… 12/14/2015 on Trying to get my friends... 0
#11 - Is it really that easy to knock someone out? I always thought…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Chat shit get banged +45
#49 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
theres a nerve junction on either side of your neck, a solid strike to either side will cause a vasovegal reaction and cause you to black out, normally only for a short bit tho, look up "beware the knife hands" on youtube
#43 - thetheorrist (12/14/2015) [-]
if you punch someone on the chin in the right ankle is head speeds up and his brain touches his inner skull which basically is a power out button for humans
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#40 - thedugster (12/14/2015) [-]
damn, so many people are giving you bad answers like "depends" or "a certain pressure applied to a certain part of the head." The reason that big guy got knocked out is because a jaw shot can quickly spin your head if you don't properly brace for it, which concussed him enough to knock him out. That's what happens every time someone gets knocked out like that, the acceleration of the head being great enough to cause a concussion.
#38 - ainise (12/14/2015) [-]
Bruce lee used to do a performance where he'd show the power of a punch with just 1 inch, 3 inches, 6 inches and 1 foot of room between his fist and the person. Most famously, people recognize this as the 1 inch punch.

Anyways, He put enough power into those punches to all be relatively equal. The point of this exercise was to show that you didn't *need* a wind-up. A haymaker is only 10-20% stronger than a strong punch, after all. The only reason a jab is weak is because you put no force behind it.

Now, all of that being said, to knock a person unconcious in a single punch, one of a few things has to happen. The Jaw is one of the easiest ways to knock someone out in 1 punch. One good sideswipe or uppercut to an open jaw will instantly knock someone out.

Otherwise, there's a more direct route that could kill a person..so don't do this unless you fear for your life. Stabbing someone in the throat with your fingers in an attempt to cave their pharynx in will prevent them from breathing. If not treated swiftly, can lead to death via asphyxiation. So..dangerous to say the least. This move is, obviously, illegal in every type of sport fighting.

The other ways are all aiming to do the same thing: rattle the brain. Any strong kick or punch to the temple will severely damage or knock someone out. The goal of these attacks is *specifically* to damage the brain so much that the person blacks out. Obviously, dangerous.

All of these can easily be done by someone who knows how to punch and is of at least average health. They're all dangerous in some way, as the goal is a concussion or asphyxiation. Cheers~
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#37 - dazartimm (12/14/2015) [-]
Depends who you hit, where you hit them, and how hard.
#34 - feedix (12/14/2015) [-]
you can basically get knocked out from a light tap in the back of your head if done at right circumstances. If you're concentrating on something real hard, and someone slaps you in the back of the head, your brain can go into "ohfuckwhathappened" and shut down to prevent damage.
- getting knocked out in a fight is pretty easy too. There is a nerve that runs on the jaw, if you hit it right, you knock the person out instantly
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#33 - angelious (12/14/2015) [-]
it depends... if you know how to take a punch then you wont get knocked out that easily...but if you dont, then even a light tap like in the pic could throw you out...also train your neck muscles. its important if you actually wanna survive punches.
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#30 - bestestname (12/14/2015) [-]
Back when I practiced karate, I would take a shitload of punches in the head and nothing happened.
But one time, a guy just tapped me on the chin, with gloves and everything, and I dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes. It didn't even hurt but I just lost all balance and control for half a second.
So I guess it's pretty easy if you hit it right.
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#20 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (12/14/2015) [-]
It only takes 30 pounds of force per square inch to knock someone out. With proper knowledge of how to throw a punch, you can generate that easily without having to wind your punch up or swing wide or anything like that.
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#17 - bme (12/14/2015) [-]
I thinks it's easier then you would think. A guy suckered punched me in the eye a few years ago and I popped him in the jaw and he dropped like a wet sack
#28 - deadfed (12/14/2015) [-]
It depends where you hit them. You can land plenty of solid hits and theyll be ok, but then again you can barely clip their jaw and theyre out cold.
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#13 - zoho (12/14/2015) [-]
There is a thing called glass jaw, which means someone who doesn't know how to tense up their jaw for a hit. Most people on the street don't know how to do it properly. nether do i One good hit and they fall.
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#42 - thedugster (12/14/2015) [-]
good way to get your teeth busted bro. you need to block jaw shots, not take them
#27 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
glass jaw refers to the fact that a good chin hit can cause a concussion. It reverberates the skill and twists the head.

More formally, a glass jaw refers to someone who has been knocked out enough that hitting them just right does the trick because they are suffering from the damage of many many fights.
#23 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Nah, a glass jaw is someone who can dish it out but can't take it.

Glass being fragile. Don't think it has anything to do with tensing up fam.

Could be wrong. Haven't thrown a punch in about 8 years.
#31 - NotAlekSNavE (12/14/2015) [-]
glassjaw, does refer to the lack of tensing up, you were thinking of glass cannon, which is high damage low hp. (for lack of a better term)
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#26 - zioken (12/14/2015) [-]
I've only heard glass jaw used in a sense of weak jaw/chin, not really just all around fragile
#12 - It got nerfed already, it's no longer a one shot even at point…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/13/2015 on New CS:GO Be Like +146
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#77 - sanctionseven (12/13/2015) [-]
Deagle is still fucking broken. FIVE-SEVEN TEC 9 MASTER RACE.
#76 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
It's still a one shot the groin and head from a medium distance, though.
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#16 - mendelevium (12/13/2015) [-]
deagel is still way less inacurate unless you take an even long time waiting to shoot it then r8, and is a 3 shot anywhere but balls deep in your enemy.
#108 - gnomepoacher (12/13/2015) [-]
spoken like a true silver elite
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#72 - alleksi (12/13/2015) [-]
>way less inaccurate
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#124 - mendelevium (12/13/2015) [-]
3 am when I posted that fam, don't act like you don't make mistakes mom.
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#29 - rainbowhead (12/13/2015) [-]
I see no point in buying deagle in matchmaking if you have no clue how to use it. There are shitton of good pistols in CS:GO, even P250 is a good eco choice.
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#37 - yuichka (12/13/2015) [-]
I fucking hate how they nerfed P250
Especially the total ammo capacity.
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#49 - rainbowhead (12/13/2015) [-]
It's still really good on pistol rounds, and you can buy a smoke and a flash with it.
#12 - Old play station fan here. The playstation 2 was backwards co…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on I still dont.. +10
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#29 - eattherich (12/02/2015) [-]
Some analog controllers were around with the original playstation too and they had this button. I still have several of each type. Not alot of games used the joysticks though and many would not function with the D pad until you turned the joysticks off with that button.
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#16 - Rei (12/02/2015) [-]
Not all PS2 games required analoge

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#55 - jingleforth (12/04/2015) [-]
Around blacks, never relax
With Jews, you lose
White ain't right
Indian's are violators of the Corinthians
In Hawaii say goodbye-e
With the British, you're bound to be **********
In Zimbabwe you're gonna be cashbook
User avatar #54 to #53 - knightofshadows (09/11/2015) [-]
Thanks dude, I needed some inspiration.
#46 - elektinoir (01/27/2015) [-]
You won this round...
You won this round...
#47 to #46 - knightofshadows (01/27/2015) [-]
I win!  Kinda wanted you to keep going, I love nekos
I win! Kinda wanted you to keep going, I love nekos
#48 to #47 - elektinoir (01/27/2015) [-]
Have some more Its a wolf girl though
#50 to #49 - elektinoir (01/27/2015) [-]
Its Holo the wisewolf if you are interested. From Spice&Wolf
User avatar #51 to #50 - knightofshadows (01/27/2015) [-]
Looks good, thanks! I've been needing a new show.
User avatar #52 to #51 - elektinoir (01/27/2015) [-]
If you have the time, i recommend reading the light novels too. They tell the story with more depth
User avatar #45 - jingleforth (08/25/2013) [-]
Do you like the bioshock trilogy?
User avatar #41 - jingleforth (08/10/2013) [-]
If I were to start a game company, how much money do you think I should have before doing so?
#42 to #41 - knightofshadows (08/10/2013) [-]
Are you going to start with a small time company and later post ads, or are you thinking of making a company and start designing right away?
User avatar #43 to #42 - jingleforth (08/10/2013) [-]
It won't be for a long time, of course.

But, a BIG game company. Sort of like Valve, Bungie, Naughty Dog, etc.

I want to get to that point some time in the future.
User avatar #44 to #43 - knightofshadows (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm not too knowledgeable with investments, but a good guess would be around 10 grand to get a team of others to help with the company creation, but like I said, it's just an estimation. Try to get some other peoples' opinions too.
User avatar #39 - jingleforth (08/06/2013) [-]
I've got an idea for a game and I need suggestions/feedback.
User avatar #40 to #39 - knightofshadows (08/06/2013) [-]
Lay it on me
User avatar #28 - jingleforth (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm going to create a blog soon, and I might need your help.

Tell me, are you a fan of comics?
User avatar #29 to #28 - knightofshadows (08/05/2013) [-]
Huge fan, why?
User avatar #30 to #29 - jingleforth (08/05/2013) [-]
Good, it's relevant for when (if) you can help me with my blog.
User avatar #31 to #30 - knightofshadows (08/05/2013) [-]
Depends, what do i have to do?
User avatar #32 to #31 - jingleforth (08/05/2013) [-]
Just give me ideas, I'll explain it later, if you're up for it. Slick.
#34 to #32 - knightofshadows (08/05/2013) [-]
I'll give it a shot, just say what i have to do.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jingleforth (08/05/2013) [-]
Alright, soon. Very soon.

I need to set up some things so it's functional. I think you'll really love it.
#36 to #35 - knightofshadows (08/05/2013) [-]
Can't wait man!
Can't wait man!
User avatar #37 to #36 - jingleforth (08/05/2013) [-]
You see, because this idea is REALLY good, I honestly am expecting to get 100,000-200,000$ a year in ad revenue.

And I've literally offered like 10 people on funnyjunk all this money for free. Some called me weird, some ignored me, etc.

wat
#38 to #37 - knightofshadows (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm not the type that asks for money, i'll just be glad to help
I'm not the type that asks for money, i'll just be glad to help
User avatar #33 to #32 - jingleforth (08/05/2013) [-]
(I'll get you to give ideas when it's functional.)
User avatar #19 - jingleforth (08/04/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4718163/Smoke+sculpture/29#29

Maybe you should nut up or shut up.

I'd rather you shut up. Homo
#20 to #19 - knightofshadows (08/04/2013) [-]
So i'm homo for liking One Piece? Why didn't you man up and reply to my comment instead of here?  I fail to see your logic of manning up if you can't even publicly insult me.       
At least take your own advice.
So i'm homo for liking One Piece? Why didn't you man up and reply to my comment instead of here? I fail to see your logic of manning up if you can't even publicly insult me.
At least take your own advice.
#22 to #21 - knightofshadows (08/04/2013) [-]
You don't understand how stupid i feel right now
User avatar #23 to #22 - jingleforth (08/04/2013) [-]
Daily reminder that Coby's destructive output > Moria's.
#24 to #23 - knightofshadows (08/04/2013) [-]
Aren't you angry at me for being an idiot?
User avatar #25 to #24 - jingleforth (08/04/2013) [-]
Of course not.
#26 to #25 - knightofshadows (08/04/2013) [-]
You're chill man
You're chill man
User avatar #9 - snakefire (01/12/2013) [-]
I take it I just saw you in TF2?
User avatar #10 to #9 - knightofshadows (01/12/2013) [-]
you take it right
User avatar #13 to #11 - knightofshadows (01/12/2013) [-]
i never thought you would be commenting on my channel, thanks a lot man. it means a lot
User avatar #15 to #13 - snakefire (01/12/2013) [-]
Look dude, I'm nobody.

I'm a loser, I'm not special.

just because I sit on a website all day and say funny things doesnt make me cool
#14 to #12 - snakefire (01/12/2013) [-]
You up for another round of TF2? I'm feeling pretty riled up from that last game.

www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=7ZX96Nb3IgE
User avatar #16 to #14 - knightofshadows (01/12/2013) [-]
im ready
#17 to #16 - snakefire (01/12/2013) [-]
Alright, add me on steam

I'll get in a server and you join alright?
#7 - kjpuffin (03/17/2012) [-]
Hey man, have a good day!    
   
You're awesome!
Hey man, have a good day!

You're awesome!
User avatar #8 to #7 - knightofshadows (03/18/2012) [-]
thanks! you just made my day!
#2 - mrgreatreturns (02/29/2012) [-]
Ok, so I did this once and got over 500 thumbs from it, but you need to post it in the order posted here.   
   
If you reply to your previous comment, it makes it much harder for someone to "combo break" you
Ok, so I did this once and got over 500 thumbs from it, but you need to post it in the order posted here.

If you reply to your previous comment, it makes it much harder for someone to "combo break" you
User avatar #5 to #2 - knightofshadows (02/29/2012) [-]
If it gets me thumbs ill sure try!
User avatar #6 to #5 - mrgreatreturns (02/29/2012) [-]
It should :D
#1 - mrgreatreturns (02/29/2012) [-]
YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!

Referring to your posting-every-two-minutes post, it's because your account is new, it's so people from 9gag or reddit or any place like that can't spam us, so you need to get x amount of thumbs.

Hope this helped! If not, here's some pony!
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