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#2 - Picture 09/08/2013 on (untitled) 0
#4 - Picture 09/03/2013 on Almost Forgot My Hat +3
#21 - ... Is that gay?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Fred? +1
#29 - victorianfancyman (08/16/2013) [-]
Nope. Very hetero

Gay person would be like "eweweweweww I have a vag"
#295 - **knifingbearz rolled a random image posted in comment #5418… 07/27/2013 on scroll then roll 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Lollipop +26
#6 - rytul (07/13/2013) [-]
* this came out of my butt
#20 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
And returned inside.
#11 - Picture 06/20/2013 on 0.o +19
#9 - Always loved this gif  [+] (17 new replies) 06/20/2013 on McDonald's App +105
#84 - pwnmissile has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78 - Kabutops (06/20/2013) [-]
nevada really has like only 7 walmarts. i find that astounding
#76 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
I need my glasses, i thought it said growth of women. Holy shit thanks Arkansas.
User avatar #73 - popkornking (06/20/2013) [-]
god I fucking hate Wal-Mart
User avatar #67 - fancys (06/20/2013) [-]
Even from far away it looks like a disease..
User avatar #57 - futurestas (06/20/2013) [-]
The fuck nevada....only having like 6 stores and shit.
User avatar #40 - baaltomekk (06/20/2013) [-]
Walmart tried some time ago to establish itself on the german market but failed misserably, so you won't find any walmarts here anymore.
User avatar #36 - darthblam (06/20/2013) [-]
I've always loved looking at the growth of things in the U.S. and how little to nothing ever appears between Dallas/Fort Worth (Texas) and California.

I don't know why, but it makes me laugh.
#72 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Its mostly empty desert.
#32 - dewydonut (06/20/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Plague Inc.
User avatar #26 - AreyouSerious (06/20/2013) [-]
Ugh...It's like a fungus
User avatar #18 - xxDanvelxx (06/20/2013) [-]
Walmart, it's like Herpes.
User avatar #15 - mrhadrick (06/20/2013) [-]
if you count asda this could carry on with a world map
#14 - hillbillypowpow (06/20/2013) [-]
It looks like something from some movie about a virus that kills most/ all of humanity
#12 - diablojoe (06/20/2013) [-]
The source of the Obesity outbreak!
#13 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
it's walmart you dipshit
User avatar #102 - diablojoe (06/20/2013) [-]
Errrm I have not been doing well with some of my observations recently
#27 - Wrestling, **** yea  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker +86
User avatar #265 - sniperfusion (06/02/2013) [-]
saw him in Australia 11 years ago, did a kiss my ass match with RICO, at the end 3 boys leapt from the crowd and danced with him, they got kicked out but was pretty funny
User avatar #225 - ChumLeee (06/02/2013) [-]
I actually remember this match quite vividly, before the match, they had a shot backstage in the bathroom, and Rikishi came out of a stall, didn't wipe, and looked Booker in the eye.
User avatar #103 - sexymossantamby (06/01/2013) [-]
my god is that Rikishi?
#155 - criponblood (06/01/2013) [-]
finally another person who remembers his name!!!!
#172 - sexymossantamby (06/01/2013) [-]
I grew up watching Too Cool
#78 - And this.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Oh shit! +39
User avatar #243 - lordhasta (06/01/2013) [-]
>mfw I realise where my dog is
User avatar #124 - dustypengwin (06/01/2013) [-]
I like how he just didn't notice his dog was out there for a while.
#18 - Eh, surprise me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on knifingbearz's profile 0
User avatar #19 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man
#16 - Send me a trade for whatever you want, I'm feeling pretty gene…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on knifingbearz's profile 0
User avatar #17 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, any specific items you want in return ?
User avatar #18 - knifingbearz (05/30/2013) [-]
Eh, surprise me
User avatar #19 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man
#14 - What do you have in mind?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2013 on knifingbearz's profile 0
User avatar #15 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
All I am looking for are:

Iron ore
Coal
FJ badges
User avatar #16 - knifingbearz (05/30/2013) [-]
Send me a trade for whatever you want, I'm feeling pretty generous right now
User avatar #17 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, any specific items you want in return ?
User avatar #18 - knifingbearz (05/30/2013) [-]
Eh, surprise me
User avatar #19 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man
#4 - Also this.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Long Distance Interview +23
#7 - fedexman (05/11/2013) [-]
I've seen this a million times and I still hate that guy...
#10 - broorb (05/11/2013) [-]
what'd he do, I've no idea who he is
#11 - fedexman (05/13/2013) [-]
What he does in the gif...
#12 - broorb (05/13/2013) [-]
no I mean why does he hate him
#14 - broorb (05/13/2013) [-]
I dunno, seems a little strong to hate him
User avatar #9 - mayorman (05/11/2013) [-]
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
User avatar #8 - theonewhoderps (05/11/2013) [-]
What's wrong with Andrew W. K.?
#858 - **knifingbearz rolled a random comment #55 posted by wrox … 05/11/2013 on I would never 0
#855 - **knifingbearz rolled a random image posted in comment #51 …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on I would never 0
User avatar #858 - knifingbearz (05/11/2013) [-]
**knifingbearz rolled a random comment #55 posted by wrox at Seriously japan, stop ** :
This is KURATAS, japan' s first Mutable
cermet rebut.
It sheets 100 bullets per secend; metres at
10 km | h; ':iia! perfect arm mint
and it triggers when the [silent
smiles...
else it censer in many CHIEFS
including pink.
lil DAMN .
#853 - **knifingbearz rolled user Thebiggeorgy **  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on I would never 0
#855 - knifingbearz (05/11/2013) [-]
**knifingbearz rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Put Your Hands Up **
User avatar #858 - knifingbearz (05/11/2013) [-]
**knifingbearz rolled a random comment #55 posted by wrox at Seriously japan, stop ** :
This is KURATAS, japan' s first Mutable
cermet rebut.
It sheets 100 bullets per secend; metres at
10 km | h; ':iia! perfect arm mint
and it triggers when the [silent
smiles...
else it censer in many CHIEFS
including pink.
lil DAMN .
#9 - Eating spicy food makes my nipples hard  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on We all have our secrets +3
User avatar #11 - kikisu (04/29/2013) [-]
Sneezing makes my nipples hard
#1063 - Forsaken fire 04/25/2013 on Heavy Metal Band Generator 0
#3 - Picture 04/05/2013 on Walrus Workout +8
#10 - This post needs more ********* 04/05/2013 on North Korea is best Korea +1
#66 - The number of possibilities for ten separate digits to make on…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on Amazing Title +3
#70 - prancingkid (04/03/2013) [-]
Such is the nature of Probability.
#59 - Mashing my number pad for the rest of my life would do the same thing  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Amazing Title +1
#61 - prancingkid (04/03/2013) [-]
The length of your life is not even close to enough time to get those results randomly. Try the entire population of the Earth for the entire length of humanity's existence...maybe.
#66 - knifingbearz (04/03/2013) [-]
The number of possibilities for ten separate digits to make one 10 digit number is 10^10 or 10,000,000,000. On average mashing my keyboard yields approximately 100 numbers in 10 seconds, which is 10 numbers per second. There are 86,400 seconds in a day and 31,536,000 seconds in a year. Average life expectancy is 75 here in the U.S. which gives me 2,365,200,000 seconds in a lifetime. At ten digits per second I could type 20,365,200,000 digits in a lifetime, which is more than double the possibilities. I understand that the chances of me getting each possible combination are extremely slim but hypothetically it could be done.
#70 - prancingkid (04/03/2013) [-]
Such is the nature of Probability.
#279 - **knifingbearz is curious** 04/02/2013 on Rolling on FJ 0
#1 - This is awesome 03/28/2013 on Trevor Moore +26
#3 - I think this is it  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2013 on True story +5
#5 - bloodyshart (03/15/2013) [-]
Canadians
User avatar #4 - pickstar (03/15/2013) [-]
XD
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User avatar #13 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you please ?
User avatar #14 to #13 - knifingbearz (05/30/2013) [-]
What do you have in mind?
User avatar #15 to #14 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
All I am looking for are:

Iron ore
Coal
FJ badges
User avatar #16 to #15 - knifingbearz (05/30/2013) [-]
Send me a trade for whatever you want, I'm feeling pretty generous right now
User avatar #17 to #16 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, any specific items you want in return ?
User avatar #18 to #17 - knifingbearz (05/30/2013) [-]
Eh, surprise me
User avatar #19 to #18 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man
User avatar #9 - abotu (11/23/2012) [-]
If you're willing to sell some fabric for 2 demonic keys send what you think is fair
User avatar #10 to #9 - knifingbearz (11/23/2012) [-]
Still working on that fab voodoo doll, sorry
User avatar #11 to #10 - abotu (11/23/2012) [-]
kk!
User avatar #7 - mrjoncore (11/15/2012) [-]
What would it cost me for bone re-animation scroll and a radioactive chest? :)
User avatar #8 to #7 - knifingbearz (11/17/2012) [-]
Did you still want that?
User avatar #2 - thumbtack (10/23/2012) [-]
I want the ores not the ignots lots of ore c:
User avatar #3 to #2 - knifingbearz (10/23/2012) [-]
**** my bad, I only have 40
User avatar #4 to #3 - thumbtack (10/23/2012) [-]
I'll trade you a few lotto tickets for them
User avatar #5 to #4 - knifingbearz (10/23/2012) [-]
Ehhh okay Even though they always seem to fail
User avatar #6 to #5 - thumbtack (10/23/2012) [-]
I think its rigged lol
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