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#1 - ... 11/13/2012 on oh you -1
#331 - please, sire, may I have sauce? 11/13/2012 on Me when browsing with a... 0
#78 - Just gonna leave this here... 11/13/2012 on What winners look like +12
#1 - MFW I actually give a shit about what shampoo I use. 11/12/2012 on Shampoo +33
#111 - Comment deleted 11/12/2012 on Growing up 0
#171 - It's just a pic, man. Take it easy. 11/12/2012 on oh ron! 0
#1516820 - I like where this thread is going. 11/12/2012 on Play items +19
#155 - When I'm 50, I'll be pissing myself... ...on Drake's grave. 11/12/2012 on oh yes i will +3
#1508425 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on Play items 0
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#12 - Damn, bro. lol. I wish I were good at this sort of thing. If I… 11/11/2012 on hey FJ. +1
#4 - What did you do to make her think about dumping you?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on hey FJ. +2
User avatar #6 - thunderplop (11/11/2012) [-]
i don't know i just have this feeling in my gut
User avatar #12 - kltznrj (11/11/2012) [-]
Damn, bro. lol. I wish I were good at this sort of thing. If I were you, I would:

Lose myself in the first memory I had when I met her, and talk about it. Tell her you've seen the cycle of ache before, how no one should bear that. Tell her, it's not just about losing someone like her; it's knowing how many days you'd stretch out before cracking. How your frown reaches new depths with that deep void growing really goes, jealousy of seeing her with another wouldn't take effect right away, but build up in strength and wait to break you down further.

Shoot, we're not makers of the almighty almanac of this existence. I wish I were. I'd aspire to commit every division of time to make sure you have everything. Remind you of why we came to be. Detail our legacy in the hardest of stones, to give her more of those bursts of confidence she feels when she does something right, go to every rooftop and prove her doubts, walk the dark journey she does, and not for the sake of doing so, but how to define the experience in the future, in case she's lost and forgotten, with no other to relate to; basically, do what feel natural.


#1483151 - Sorry man. Someone beat you to it. 11/11/2012 on Play items 0
#1483073 - Selling 1 Pink Pony Hoof in exchange for any ore, Faceless Spi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #1483075 - rcathell (11/11/2012) [-]
send
User avatar #1483151 - kltznrj (11/11/2012) [-]
Sorry man. Someone beat you to it.
#223 - **kltznrj rolled a random image posted in comment #26446 at… 11/10/2012 on If Romney won +3
#136 - Mfw you're srs... are you serious?!?! 11/10/2012 on nobody is home..? 0
#158 - A man can dream... 11/09/2012 on 53 states +41
#6 - Picture 11/09/2012 on hey.... humans!!! +18
#193 - **kltznrj rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Co… 11/09/2012 on florida mugshots +1
#94 - Exceptions can be made. 11/09/2012 on Dat scissor 0
#166 - Rule 95. 11/08/2012 on This one guy -1
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on 4chan concurs ebay +55
#8 - coldflare (11/08/2012) [-]
#452 - That's what I meant. 11/08/2012 on First 0
#243 - Naw, it's all good. You're among the rest of us that has yet t… 11/08/2012 on First +1
#227 - I think there's a huge benefit to going down on a girl. Imagin…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2012 on First +1
#349 - samponn (11/08/2012) [-]
you mean her clitoris. her G-spot is inside the vagina
User avatar #452 - kltznrj (11/08/2012) [-]
That's what I meant.
#233 - smithysmithy (11/08/2012) [-]
i don't know the technical side of it, its just amusing when she turns into a mess hahahaha....i think im a bad person for finding it funny
User avatar #243 - kltznrj (11/08/2012) [-]
Naw, it's all good. You're among the rest of us that has yet to discover the ways of the almighty vagina.
#208 - Implying his "white friends" aren't stupid. 11/08/2012 on When Romney lost +4

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User avatar #1 - Alexmario (11/17/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #2 to #1 - Alexmario (11/17/2012) [-]
oh hey, comment virginity stolen
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