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#111 - Comment deleted 11/12/2012 on Growing up 0
#171 - It's just a pic, man. Take it easy. 11/12/2012 on oh ron! 0
#1516820 - I like where this thread is going. 11/12/2012 on Play items +19
#155 - When I'm 50, I'll be pissing myself... ...on Drake's grave. 11/12/2012 on oh yes i will +3
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#12 - Damn, bro. lol. I wish I were good at this sort of thing. If I… 11/11/2012 on hey FJ. +1
#4 - What did you do to make her think about dumping you?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on hey FJ. +2
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#6 - thunderplop (11/11/2012) [-]
i don't know i just have this feeling in my gut
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#12 - kltznrj (11/11/2012) [-]
Damn, bro. lol. I wish I were good at this sort of thing. If I were you, I would:

Lose myself in the first memory I had when I met her, and talk about it. Tell her you've seen the cycle of ache before, how no one should bear that. Tell her, it's not just about losing someone like her; it's knowing how many days you'd stretch out before cracking. How your frown reaches new depths with that deep void growing really goes, jealousy of seeing her with another wouldn't take effect right away, but build up in strength and wait to break you down further.

Shoot, we're not makers of the almighty almanac of this existence. I wish I were. I'd aspire to commit every division of time to make sure you have everything. Remind you of why we came to be. Detail our legacy in the hardest of stones, to give her more of those bursts of confidence she feels when she does something right, go to every rooftop and prove her doubts, walk the dark journey she does, and not for the sake of doing so, but how to define the experience in the future, in case she's lost and forgotten, with no other to relate to; basically, do what feel natural.

#1483151 - Sorry man. Someone beat you to it. 11/11/2012 on Play items 0
#1483073 - Selling 1 Pink Pony Hoof in exchange for any ore, Faceless Spi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on Play items 0
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#1483075 - rcathell (11/11/2012) [-]
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#1483151 - kltznrj (11/11/2012) [-]
Sorry man. Someone beat you to it.
#223 - **kltznrj rolled a random image posted in comment #26446 at… 11/10/2012 on If Romney won +3