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Gender: male
Age: 21
Interests: ART, ART, and some ART
Date Signed Up:2/06/2011
Last Login:12/15/2013
Location:California
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Welcome to the art-iest profile on Funnyjunk, because nobody else here hardly draws anything on the scale that I do.

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#242 - That's... I can't even quite find the correct adjective to des… 04/08/2013 on Title +9
#11 - Probably more like an Overlord, I mean, those things are calle…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Mothership +5
#16 - WhereIsYou (04/07/2013) [-]
THEN WE SHALL MEET IN GLORIOUS COMAT
#20 - roarflmao (04/07/2013) [-]
Well sorta looks like their being cloaked so im pretty sure its actually a mothership as the desc says
#19 - HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING A JIG! 04/07/2013 on I HATE YOU 0
#27 - That was bad and you should feel bad 04/07/2013 on Uh... weird +20
#183 - Trust me bro, my work is so mundane and the customers so unint…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on "BaConiFY" +1
#184 - mizzycupcakes (04/07/2013) [-]
lol your picture is intense. soz your job is mundane. just know if you get a crazy call like that, its probably not from me. because you probably live a trillion miles away. :c and im an awkward penguin on the phone when ordering things. because of reasons.
#82 - My stupid job would be exponentially better if I got to take o…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2013 on "BaConiFY" +2
#94 - mizzycupcakes (04/06/2013) [-]
idk I have a feeling that most people would get offended or something if you said something like that to them on the phone.
'can you fuck that shit up with bacon'
'Uhm excuse me ma'am please dont curse, and its an extra 5.50$ for the bacon.'
cuz thats how my life works.
#183 - klondikemonster (04/07/2013) [-]
Trust me bro, my work is so mundane and the customers so uninteresting that I would welcome it with open arms if it happened. Every great once in a while somebody wants us to draw something on their box, which is fun to do.

My problem with jobs like this is that both the employees and the customers basically treat each other extremely impersonally, so we aren't allowed to have emotions and always have to be super-hyper-perky and they just want to order their shit and not talk.
#184 - mizzycupcakes (04/07/2013) [-]
lol your picture is intense. soz your job is mundane. just know if you get a crazy call like that, its probably not from me. because you probably live a trillion miles away. :c and im an awkward penguin on the phone when ordering things. because of reasons.
#104 - That is so poor in taste that I will never eat anything like it again 04/05/2013 on Rays To Do List +1
#173 - I wish people would shut up with her! She has a *******…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Bioshock Infinite +2
User avatar #177 - hydraetis (04/04/2013) [-]
I love you.
#129 - that picture... 03/30/2013 on Myth Busters 0
#127 - Some people have a lot of imagination 03/25/2013 on Damn Google Chrome! +3
#83 - I live in the U.S. and even if presented the chance, I wouldn'…  [+] (21 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany +40
User avatar #204 - BlakHoleSun (03/25/2013) [-]
what is that gif off of? would like to know
User avatar #160 - rieskimo (03/25/2013) [-]
It really depends on the vehicle and the road. On a well maintained highway and in a properly engineered vehicle(one that's designed with speed in mind) you can reach the highest speeds and barely feel anything. I was driving my now ex-gf's X3 and I went from the legal speed limit (50mph) and reached a stretch devoid of any cars. I looked down and in the short time that I didn't see anybody I had accidentally accelerated to about 95mph.
#155 - kaboomz (03/25/2013) [-]
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> it's almost like it has finally achieved a level of self-control and is also evil, so it must kill its driver.
User avatar #110 - sketchE (03/25/2013) [-]
i drive a 99 dodge dakota. i live in alaska. i hit 100 regularly and have never had such an issue
User avatar #104 - JuliusC (03/25/2013) [-]
if you never maxed it out, you never truly owned it.
User avatar #106 - shugudugs (03/25/2013) [-]
well THAT proves something about my penis.
User avatar #101 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
Depends on the car.
Was lucky enough to test-drive a Bugatti and even going 215mph it felt pretty smooth.
User avatar #105 - ninjapuppies (03/25/2013) [-]
Dude. I'd do anything for an hour behind the wheel of a Veyron.
User avatar #107 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
I only got about 15 minutes but it was one of the cooler things in my life.
#112 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/25/2013) [-]
that's really nice.... i mean other people would have to pay or be famous enough to make that happen... even then you only get to be there as a passenger next to a "professional" driver, who will never make it in to the 200mph... or even 100

no wonder, since the car worth over 1 million and that's too much for handing it over to every random idiot.
User avatar #233 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
Actually I did drive it.
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/25/2013) [-]
just got a bmw. 120 mph feels like im doing 35 in my old mazda. you sir have never driven a nice car. and just because you dont want to push the capable boundaries of engineering that our generation has been so fortunate to have been able to take advantage of does not in any way shape or form mean that i nor hundreds other like me feel like mashing our testicles into paste so we can wrap our minds around feminism and what total lack of adrennaline on a constant basis feels like. have fun in your beater. clearly you and i have different ideas of what just getting from point a to point b should be like.
#161 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/25/2013) [-]
And a BMW is supposed to be this "nice car" you're talking about? Nice joke.
User avatar #168 - namesmeannothing (03/25/2013) [-]
Are you kidding?

google "BMW M6 G Power". Then we talk...
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#87 - etofun (03/25/2013) [-]
lol, ive hit 130 on public roads in my 25 year old fiero. bonus point since i live in hawaii, a little island in the middle of the pacific, where the longest straight away is only about 5 miles long
User avatar #98 - Foxchase (03/25/2013) [-]
Please don't tell me you've made a fake Ferrari out of the Fiero. Fieros look great as is, would love to have one.
#99 - etofun (03/25/2013) [-]
nope, i am restoring it thought, my dream is to build it into something of a roadracing GT car. if i wanted a fake ferrari fiero, i would have bought a miura
User avatar #103 - Foxchase (03/25/2013) [-]
Nice to know people restore those cars. A lot of people in my generation (I'm 21) see them as trash. But that's because they seem to think cars take care of themselves. If I had one, I'd also restore it. But I live in Norway, more Ford Probes than Fieros here... And yeah, would be cool to make a GT roadcar out of it, keep the original sleekness of the car, but make discreet changes that people still will notice. I always liked them in two-toned paint, like black with white around the bottom part of it. Or white GT stripes.
#238 - etofun (03/25/2013) [-]
well after i get all the rust repaired, im going to strip the chassis down and re-coat and paint. the body panels are all going to be mostly stock, i am going to build a carbon splitter, bodypan, and diffuser, along with maybe making a carbon hood and decklid. but thats all mostly for looks, my pipe dream is to swap in a LS mated to a NSX transmission, then make a custom suspension setup for it all
User avatar #246 - Foxchase (03/27/2013) [-]
Sounds delicious.
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#62 - I expected your title to be some kind of ironic jest at someth… 03/25/2013 on Guy on sled almost hit by... +4
#45 - From a Roosterteeth video on youtube titled "Dear Youtube… 03/24/2013 on The Almighty 0
#39 - ************ , I'M NAMED AFTER THAT **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on Klondike +19
#118 - Weekendman (03/24/2013) [-]






Klonlesbian Bars taste like ass.
#37 - BUT CAN HE BUILD A NEW GREEK ECONOMY  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2013 on The Almighty +3
User avatar #44 - wilvine (03/24/2013) [-]
Where is this .gif of Micheal from?
User avatar #45 - klondikemonster (03/24/2013) [-]
From a Roosterteeth video on youtube titled "Dear Youtube"

it's about when they finally hit 1 billion views.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QebfhCmQnJ4
#488 - ******* christ... 03/22/2013 on Headshot 0
#65 - I have to pay 4 dollars and 14 ******* cents for …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on This is just in 0
#81 - johnnyferno (03/21/2013) [-]
#67 - terrorrizor (03/21/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Waking a baby. ** Me too bro.
I do like 90 miles a day to get my gf to school and then myself to school. Good thing I have a car with decent mpg.
#112 - Who ever said I was grumpy? I'm simply critiquing the post 03/18/2013 on Costco +2
#109 - So yeah, it's animated, and you sure put SOME work into animat…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Costco +6
#125 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/18/2013) [-]
But they were in a pickle
#111 - pulluspardus (03/18/2013) [-]
This will make you less grumpy.
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User avatar #121 - ravarshi (03/18/2013) [-]
who needs pants, just walk around with dat ass showin.
#112 - klondikemonster (03/18/2013) [-]
Who ever said I was grumpy? I'm simply critiquing the post
#93 - Picture 03/17/2013 on Jeebus +2
#66 - My disapproval for this content is so great that it is on the … 03/14/2013 on "Why is daddy bald?" 0
#38 - Remember the Iraqi military when the U.S. first invaded in 200… 03/14/2013 on Silly NK. Thats not how... 0
#47 - "Someone screencap this" You… 03/14/2013 on /b/ feels +18

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User avatar #209 to #208 - klondikemonster (04/30/2013) [-]
what? What happened?
User avatar #210 to #209 - pedobearRAW (04/30/2013) [-]
you like?
#212 to #210 - klondikemonster (04/30/2013) [-]
It just loaded...
#199 - Ekans (01/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#181 - mungbean (07/24/2012) [-]
i evened out those red comment thumbs because red just really isnt your colour
#182 to #181 - klondikemonster (07/24/2012) [-]
Dang! I miss everything! What happened?
#176 - holimountt (07/08/2012) [-]
can you help me with some spelling and grammar now please?

its a short text dont worry
User avatar #177 to #191 - klondikemonster (07/09/2012) [-]
Send it to me whenever you're ready, sorry I was at work when you commented
User avatar #178 to #192 - holimountt (07/09/2012) [-]
lol its all cool now man i already post it dont worry

thanks for repliying tho
User avatar #179 to #193 - klondikemonster (07/09/2012) [-]
Sorry about that
User avatar #180 to #194 - holimountt (07/09/2012) [-]
lol naw man its all cool everything is alright
User avatar #172 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
ohai
User avatar #174 to #188 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #175 to #189 - klondikemonster (06/27/2012) [-]
Nothin' but the ceiling
#154 to #166 - klondikemonster (05/05/2012) [-]
And you're a ******* pony fag; you're the people even the bronies hate.
#141 - pleasewelcomejc (04/02/2012) [-]
The example.
User avatar #142 to #150 - pleasewelcomejc (04/02/2012) [-]
The example.
User avatar #143 to #151 - klondikemonster (04/02/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, this is easily doable for me... Do you want anything with facial expressions? Or just like a blank face like in the picture there.
User avatar #144 to #152 - pleasewelcomejc (04/02/2012) [-]
Yea, blank face , no nose. and put JC at the top left [:


User avatar #145 to #153 - klondikemonster (04/02/2012) [-]
Gotcha... same color type and everything? You don't want me to go in depth and make it like a real painting, eh?
User avatar #147 to #154 - pleasewelcomejc (04/02/2012) [-]
no sir. just like that.
#148 to #156 - klondikemonster (04/02/2012) [-]
Gimme a couple of minutes.
#149 to #157 - pleasewelcomejc (04/02/2012) [-]
Thank you. I really appreciate this.
#150 to #158 - klondikemonster (04/02/2012) [-]
This what you're lookin' for?
User avatar #151 to #159 - pleasewelcomejc (04/04/2012) [-]
I dont mean to sound like a picky bitch, but can you change the jordan logo white, the tie blue and include the "How bad can I possibly be?"

(and maybe make JC look a little fancy :P)

other than that, **** yea! this is awesome dude, thanks [:
User avatar #152 to #160 - klondikemonster (04/04/2012) [-]
Sure, not a problem.
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#136 - lostusername (03/31/2012) [-]
Yo, I was talking to jc, he said you are quite the drawer. I was wondering how you could draw a rave party with lights and such in rage maker. if you can help, thanks.
Yo, I was talking to jc, he said you are quite the drawer. I was wondering how you could draw a rave party with lights and such in rage maker. if you can help, thanks.
User avatar #137 to #145 - klondikemonster (03/31/2012) [-]
Using the comic creator or the image editor? I don't use rage-maker, I usually use Photoshop to draw my things.

One way or another, to get a picture of a rave party, you would have to use a wash of color to make the background colorful, and then you would go in with a more direct brush to create straight lines like a party light system.
User avatar #139 to #146 - lostusername (03/31/2012) [-]
I guess I'll just use an actual picture, I would draw comics for this site but it seems they appreciate rage comics more.
#135 - Mattyowl (03/31/2012) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.
Have some borderline R34.
#134 - applejackownage **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#138 to #143 - klondikemonster (03/31/2012) [-]
CURSE THE PONY THREAD!
#133 - thepsycho (03/31/2012) [-]
Porn rolled, MFW.
#131 - hansenthirtysix (03/18/2012) [-]
Hey, did I talk to you on omegle? :P
User avatar #128 - rustyshakleford (03/17/2012) [-]
Re....removed? :(
User avatar #129 to #137 - klondikemonster (03/17/2012) [-]
Oh jeez, sorry, I tried to remove the thing that was still there in the friend request screen. I guess it deleted you, sorry.
User avatar #130 to #138 - rustyshakleford (03/17/2012) [-]
It's ok lol we're back now :)
User avatar #122 - akkere (12/18/2011) [-]
HEY GUESS WHOSE YOUR SECRET SANTA
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3037958/Secret+Santa/
^ By the way this is the post it originates from.
YOU GOT LIKE, 4 SECRET SANTAS. MAN YOU MUST BE FAMOUS
#120 - lilbiznach (12/18/2011) [-]
i be your secret santa ho!!
User avatar #121 to #128 - klondikemonster (12/18/2011) [-]
OH GOD, ANOTHER ONE!
#112 - gaarasamus (12/18/2011) [-]
i am your secret santa. prepare for goodness
User avatar #113 to #120 - klondikemonster (12/18/2011) [-]
this is the second time today, what is going on?
#116 to #121 - gaarasamus (12/18/2011) [-]
you go on this post and roll a user and that is your secret santa
User avatar #117 to #124 - klondikemonster (12/18/2011) [-]
That's different... okay then
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