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#66 - You assume too much. I just don't like it when people thumb me…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on thefates's profile 0
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User avatar #23 - furrysheaperd (07/19/2014) [-]
most of the time its the normal anti furries and pony haters but every once and a while its a comment about my comments
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#35 - Isn't lolicon just a fancy word for pedophile? 07/17/2014 on Getting Married -2
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#28 - Does your GF know?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Shaving her hair 0
User avatar #29 - zyvac (07/16/2014) [-]
Ya, I ran it by her first. He's been trying to get a 3some with us for like 6 months now and we keep turning him down.
User avatar #35 - klavs (07/16/2014) [-]
Some people
#26 - Why would anyone pay to suck someone off?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Shaving her hair 0
User avatar #27 - zyvac (07/16/2014) [-]
He has a very unhealthy obsession with my girlfriend. He wanted to (and this is an actual quote) "I want to have the dick that fucked her in my mouth I'll pay you $1000 to have that no need to return the favor)
Creepers gonna creep, but I got $1,000 off my school debt and a blowjob out of it.
User avatar #28 - klavs (07/16/2014) [-]
Does your GF know?
User avatar #29 - zyvac (07/16/2014) [-]
Ya, I ran it by her first. He's been trying to get a 3some with us for like 6 months now and we keep turning him down.
User avatar #35 - klavs (07/16/2014) [-]
Some people
#265 - With atoms. 07/15/2014 on klavs's profile 0
#263 - How do you prepare a reply like that?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on klavs's profile 0
User avatar #264 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
how does anyone do anything

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User avatar #236 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
hey

thanks for the add
User avatar #242 to #236 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
Dude, what filters into female amusement-system?
User avatar #243 to #242 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
cun­t
User avatar #245 to #243 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
How come you could write it?
User avatar #246 to #245 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
I'm fuc­king awesome
User avatar #247 to #246 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
So mods get filter protection ?
User avatar #248 to #247 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
users can do it too
User avatar #249 to #248 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
Wanna play Chess?
User avatar #250 to #249 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
NOPE
User avatar #251 to #250 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
Why.
User avatar #252 to #251 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
because it's 2am
I'm just gonna write email and go to bed
User avatar #253 to #252 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
Why an e-mail.
User avatar #254 to #253 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
reasons
User avatar #255 to #254 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
That are?
User avatar #256 to #255 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
you don't need to know my friend
User avatar #257 to #256 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
Reply ASAP to this comment.
User avatar #265 to #258 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
With atoms.
User avatar #259 to #258 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
5 Seconds reply time on a messaging board. kek.
User avatar #260 to #259 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #263 to #260 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
How do you prepare a reply like that?




User avatar #264 to #263 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
how does anyone do anything
User avatar #261 to #260 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
3 sec. I barely even pressed enter.
User avatar #262 to #261 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #244 to #243 - klavs (07/15/2014) [-]
female amusement-system
User avatar #237 to #236 - klavs (05/09/2014) [-]
np. Why are you hoarding friends anyways?
User avatar #238 to #237 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
hmm, I'm not sure

everyone needs a hobby !
#239 to #238 - klavs (05/09/2014) [-]
**klavs rolled image** I guess. Have a picture.
User avatar #220 - ariusbrightwing (03/14/2013) [-]
Who izh this? >:v
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User avatar #197 to #196 - klavs (11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry. I'm waiting for item fags to pay IRL money for them.
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User avatar #199 to #198 - klavs (11/29/2012) [-]
^_^
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User avatar #190 - toshiumezawa (10/02/2012) [-]
I'll give you green thumb sword and a bunch of items you dont have for your demon chest+ key
User avatar #191 to #190 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Name the items.
User avatar #192 to #191 - toshiumezawa (10/02/2012) [-]
Would you do it for Sword, Weak disenchanter, and VeloSIRraptor and mech orc?
User avatar #193 to #192 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
meh, junk item and I have a normal dis-enchanter.
User avatar #194 to #193 - toshiumezawa (10/02/2012) [-]
Yet it's junk you don't have. Besides dude I'm offering you 600k in items.

How about this then, White Torso, Disenchanter, Raptor and 10 cut diamonds
User avatar #195 to #194 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Meh, opening it! Wish me luck :D
User avatar #188 - bluesuckscyan (10/02/2012) [-]
dude will overpay for ur woodem key
User avatar #189 to #188 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
I need 1 ingot to make it a demon chest. So nope D:
User avatar #186 - gcgporn (10/02/2012) [-]
my wood chest and your wood key
if yes roll 2 as reply to this
User avatar #187 to #186 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Narh. Pick something else.
User avatar #180 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
dgt's for trade?
User avatar #181 to #180 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #182 to #181 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
ingots?
User avatar #183 to #182 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
If you got rits, sure.
User avatar #184 to #183 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
how many u need?
User avatar #185 to #184 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
380.
User avatar #170 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
I will trade you A LOT, for that Dragon.... I NEEEED IT, ILL MAKE IT WELL WORTH YOUR WHILE
User avatar #171 to #170 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
How? Only way I'm letting that go is for a toast transformer
User avatar #172 to #171 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
toastformer?!?! thats ridiculous!
User avatar #173 to #172 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Rada. Make your offer on the DGT then.
User avatar #174 to #173 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
I would go
-special aquamarine
-all of my fish
-2 thumb gears
-5 gay ingots
-200k in other items
User avatar #175 to #174 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Now see, THAT is ridiculous.
User avatar #176 to #175 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
how so? thats over street value, and btw its not a DC'd item, its still dropping
User avatar #177 to #176 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
From chests.
User avatar #178 to #177 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
well thats my offer, take it or leave it
User avatar #179 to #178 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Leaving it. NFS dude :P
#168 - corvettezz (10/02/2012) [-]
Almost half way!
User avatar #169 to #168 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
DAFUQ!??!
User avatar #140 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
hey what do you want for that Dragon Guarding Treasure?
User avatar #146 to #140 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
nfs. VERY rare DC item.
User avatar #147 to #146 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
damn :C
well what about your 5 clinohumite?
User avatar #150 to #147 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Your wooden chest would be nice.
User avatar #152 to #150 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
not trading that :P are you trading one of your sword in stones?
User avatar #154 to #152 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Sure. That for the chest?
User avatar #156 to #154 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
if you gave me 2 i would trade the chest :P
User avatar #158 to #156 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Cya for now, gonna watch some TV
User avatar #159 to #158 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
how about my chest and 2 diamonds for 2 of the swords?
User avatar #160 to #159 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
And I'm back! Sorry, only 1 sword D:
User avatar #161 to #160 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
:O what do you need for 2 of them? i really like them haha c:
User avatar #162 to #161 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
You're the 2nd one asking for it today :D It's trading leverage ^^
User avatar #163 to #162 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
how about my chest for that sword and a magic sundae?
User avatar #164 to #163 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #165 to #164 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
i sent a request :3 are you selling your rare crystal formation?
User avatar #166 to #165 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
DC and only one. So NFS D:
User avatar #167 to #166 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
:C hey, is they ANYTHING AT ALL that you would sell your DGT for?
User avatar #157 to #156 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
=C
User avatar #149 to #147 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
RITs if you have some.
User avatar #153 to #149 - republicofnick (10/02/2012) [-]
i dont have any :C anything else, maybe a diamond?
User avatar #138 - corvettezz (10/02/2012) [-]
What will you offer for 150 RIT?
User avatar #148 to #138 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
2 gay ingots?
User avatar #151 to #148 - corvettezz (10/02/2012) [-]
Im actually not trading them at the moment, I want to see how many I can get before tommorow night
User avatar #155 to #151 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Ok ^^ When you get tired post the items you want on my profile :P (If you intend on selling them ofc.)
User avatar #143 to #138 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Try and pick something.
User avatar #139 to #138 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Damn, you collect fast.
User avatar #142 to #139 - corvettezz (10/02/2012) [-]
yeah haha, I could get you a 1,000 by tommorw night :)
User avatar #144 to #142 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
=D
User avatar #141 to #139 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Does anything in particular peak your interest?
User avatar #136 - Ryu (10/02/2012) [-]
Will buy your poop for stange cube :)
User avatar #137 to #136 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
already got one
User avatar #134 - Alexmario (10/02/2012) [-]
ik its dc'd but maybe dolan?
User avatar #135 to #134 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Sure. Send request.
User avatar #132 - Alexmario (10/02/2012) [-]
idk, maybe a rare crystal formation or whatnot
User avatar #133 to #132 - klavs (10/02/2012) [-]
Something else :P It's my only and they're DC
User avatar #126 - brushz (10/01/2012) [-]
You're from Galway right?
User avatar #127 to #126 - klavs (10/01/2012) [-]
Galway?
User avatar #128 to #127 - brushz (10/01/2012) [-]
My bad :) Though you were someone else
User avatar #129 to #128 - klavs (10/01/2012) [-]
Where the **** is Galway, btw :o?
User avatar #130 to #129 - brushz (10/01/2012) [-]
Ireland :P
User avatar #131 to #130 - klavs (10/01/2012) [-]
Ok :D
User avatar #122 - antimedic (10/01/2012) [-]
bro ill trade you for your DGT + Iron key+ wood key + thumb key + demon chest. ive got alot that you need and i can get you alot of items whatcha think??? ill give you 3mil or so for your 2.5 mil worth of items, and itd be all items you need!
User avatar #123 to #122 - klavs (10/01/2012) [-]
nty. I would like your green thumb chest though.
User avatar #124 to #123 - antimedic (10/01/2012) [-]
>.> Okay well what would you trade for your keys and chest?
User avatar #125 to #124 - klavs (10/01/2012) [-]
Which chest?
User avatar #103 - hairydickfarts (09/13/2012) [-]
I have a caesar for you!
User avatar #104 to #103 - klavs (09/13/2012) [-]
Nice. What do you want in exchange?
User avatar #105 to #104 - hairydickfarts (09/13/2012) [-]
lets see, how about a ceasar, abe lincoln, mephisto statue, and book of rape for rare crystal formation?
User avatar #106 to #105 - klavs (09/13/2012) [-]
Did they stop dropping or somethin'?
User avatar #108 to #107 - klavs (09/13/2012) [-]
Interesting...
User avatar #110 to #109 - klavs (09/13/2012) [-]
Can I have a sheep egg instead?
User avatar #111 to #110 - hairydickfarts (09/13/2012) [-]
instead of the caesar?
User avatar #112 to #111 - klavs (09/13/2012) [-]
instead of everything
User avatar #102 - ganjalff (08/26/2012) [-]
ok, new offer. you can have my sword of red thumbs OR fj coin, and whatever you choose ill add the 4 most expensive presidents you miss:
lincoln, roosevelt, washington, truman.
User avatar #99 - shayschamp (08/26/2012) [-]
did you see my trade?
User avatar #100 to #99 - shayschamp (08/26/2012) [-]
*offer
User avatar #94 - ganjalff (08/26/2012) [-]
for the dragon i will give you:
lincoln
roosevelt
washington
truman
theo roosevelt
jefferson
eisenhower
polk
mckinley
cleveand
madison

add more if you want, they alone should be over 200k
User avatar #95 to #94 - klavs (08/26/2012) [-]
Not even close to it's value. There's like 20 and they don't drop anymore.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ganjalff (08/26/2012) [-]
add strange cube, 2x cart of gold, 2x throwing star.those are alone another 110k. feel free to add anything else you are interested in.
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