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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/11/2011
Last Login:9/29/2014
Location:Norway
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#364 - Vanilla Coke IS awesome, BUT it's even better when you make it… 05/25/2013 on Coke Vanilla Is Awesome!! 0
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#73 - Ahem: 04/29/2013 on Can't think of good title 0
#41 - Openly being an atheist. 04/29/2013 on Can't think of good title -1
#236 - To everyone in this tread: Accept my sincerest apology! I had …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on It's okay -2
User avatar #250 - teoberry (04/30/2013) [-]
Pro-tip: Jokes are supposed to be funny.
User avatar #251 - teoberry (04/30/2013) [-]
and they should have a punchline
#115 - Believing in an invisible god, acting in his name and denying … 04/29/2013 on It's okay -8
#111 - "I'm not even going to look over the rest" …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on It's okay 0
User avatar #140 - dtox (04/29/2013) [-]
I didn't care about the rest since the first had already shown to be partly false. It doesn't matter anyway, since I already agree that almost all religious share similar aspects with each other.
User avatar #141 - dtox (04/29/2013) [-]
religions*
#82 - Fixed it!  [+] (32 new replies) 04/29/2013 on It's okay -22
#236 - klavi (04/29/2013) [-]
To everyone in this tread: Accept my sincerest apology! I had no idea the majority of FJ was butthurt religious people unable to take a joke! Honestly the daily body of content tells me that this site appeals to (somewhat) intelligent individuals, but I was clearly wrong, again I am sorry.

Funny thing is: I'm not even an atheist. I find atheism equally arrogant as any religion, only thing is those guys are at least into science and reason to further the progress of the modern society. Personally I live by the motto "Think critically and demand evidence", maybe some of you should try that....
User avatar #250 - teoberry (04/30/2013) [-]
Pro-tip: Jokes are supposed to be funny.
User avatar #251 - teoberry (04/30/2013) [-]
and they should have a punchline
#122 - thefatmenace (04/29/2013) [-]
You talk about religious intolerance when you are intolerant to any form of religion. That's like hating all white people just because there's a few stupid ones.
#112 - bluslenderman (04/29/2013) [-]
#100 - edeott (04/29/2013) [-]
#99 - teoberry (04/29/2013) [-]
Woah, cool it there badass.
#90 - hydromatic (04/29/2013) [-]
Let people believe what they want asshole. It doesn't affect you in any way.
User avatar #115 - klavi (04/29/2013) [-]
Believing in an invisible god, acting in his name and denying to children the facts of science is harmful to society in general!
User avatar #84 - responsibletim (04/29/2013) [-]
Spoiler alert: You didn't fix it, you made it worse so you can start a shit storm.
#88 - smokerocks (04/29/2013) [-]
No, he really did fix it. Believing in a fairy tale that consists of material recycled from ancient religions is not okay. Imaginary friends are for children.
User avatar #117 - responsibletim (04/29/2013) [-]
Wanna know what else is for children? Being an asshole who spends most of his day criticizing people for what they believe in. Find something better to do with your life.
User avatar #118 - smokerocks (04/29/2013) [-]
You can't provide a rebuttal that doesn't involve swearing at me and making assumptions about my life, but I'm the one who's childish?
User avatar #133 - responsibletim (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm also pretty sure that you sitting at your keyboard going "HUEHUEHUA I AM GOING TO TRY AND BE EDGY AND COOL BY BASHING ON THIS GUY AND HIS BELIEFS" is more of a problem than me calling you an asshole.
User avatar #130 - responsibletim (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm only speaking the truth, you're an asshole.
User avatar #132 - smokerocks (04/29/2013) [-]
You're used to believing silly things just to comfort yourself, so go right ahead thinking tat.
User avatar #134 - responsibletim (04/29/2013) [-]
No, I was raised believing this and I'm damn sure going to stick to it. If you don't agree with that then oh well, not my problem. Don't get all fanny flustered because of what someone thinks.
#135 - smokerocks (04/29/2013) [-]
You're the only one who's butthurt lol. I even said "go right ahead thinking that." and you had to type up another angry response.
User avatar #137 - responsibletim (04/29/2013) [-]
"Angry response."
As I said, find something better to do with your life. Go cure cancer or some shit, use your time wisely.
User avatar #102 - dtox (04/29/2013) [-]
Um, horus was not born of a virgin, he was birthed by Isis who was impregnated by an already dead Osiris, her brother/husband, who was brought back to life momentarily.

I'm not even going to look over the rest, but they're likely to be just as lacking of credence.
User avatar #124 - ladyseraph (04/29/2013) [-]
Attis' mother was impregnated by an almond that came from a tree that grew from a demon's male organ that was cut off.
Mithra was born from a rock (well, most of the stories say that), so that doesn't really count as being birthed from a virgin.
Devaki (Krishna's mother) wasn't a virgin, she was married and had 7 kids already, though Krishna wasn't conceived through sex, but by Vishnu putting part of his mind into Devaki's womb.
Dionysus was Zeus' son. And he wasn't even birthed from his mother because she died when she saw all the glory of Zeus. Instead, he was sowed into his father's thigh so he could finish developing.
User avatar #111 - klavi (04/29/2013) [-]
"I'm not even going to look over the rest"

-Captain credible
User avatar #140 - dtox (04/29/2013) [-]
I didn't care about the rest since the first had already shown to be partly false. It doesn't matter anyway, since I already agree that almost all religious share similar aspects with each other.
User avatar #141 - dtox (04/29/2013) [-]
religions*
#97 - teoberry (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #107 - smokerocks (04/29/2013) [-]
I have sources I've checked for my info. I'd like to see yours
User avatar #108 - teoberry (04/29/2013) [-]
You're the one that's making the claim that it's copied, so show me your sources.
User avatar #116 - smokerocks (04/29/2013) [-]
Hope you aren't too lazy to pick up a book since you seem too lazy to even share a source for your info. "Christ in egypt: The horus Jesus Connection" by M.D. Murdock.
User avatar #242 - teoberry (04/29/2013) [-]
Well according to the Bible Jesus is the one and only, the rest somehow copied him
Good logic, eh?
User avatar #104 - dtox (04/29/2013) [-]
you posted that just as I was typing my response lol.
User avatar #105 - teoberry (04/29/2013) [-]
The more the merrier, I guess.
User avatar #95 - largeheadphones (04/29/2013) [-]
The atheist need something they say for amen....
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#445 - Bravo! 04/22/2013 on casuals +1
#287 - Excuses. Excuses everywhere!  [+] (10 new replies) 04/22/2013 on casuals +7
User avatar #473 - xxlopikedxx (04/23/2013) [-]
he got fat again ): not trying to disprove your point, but just thought I would say :/
#359 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
why do people thumb this down?

Put down the fucking fork and pick up your life. What are you even doing here on FJ 24/7 every fucking day? Get some motivation by thinking of your future and what you really want to do. Stop the fucking war that is going on in your mind and realist that girls will find it cooler if you say "I play guitar/piano/basketball/painting" than "Ive got 5th world rank DPS w my Ret"

That is the key to progression and the stop of procrastination. I've done it. Now its your turn you fucking imbecile faggots.

There are people climbing Mt. Everest without any arms and legs enjoying their life, trying to get YOU motivated: whilst you're sitting here complaining about how "miserable" your life is and how depressed you are about your body. Fucking irrational and inconsiderate bastards. Become fucking rad.

TL:DR because u fat fuck: 1. Put down the fork. 2. Realise 3. Do it. And do it with
commiseration for both your amazing human capabilites and others who have worse.

Fuck
#445 - klavi (04/22/2013) [-]
Bravo!
User avatar #388 - Seventeen (04/22/2013) [-]
How do you climb a mountain with no arms or legs?
User avatar #393 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
I told you that the ARE people that do that. Look it up if you dont believe me.
#392 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
How is that relevant? Maybe because I dont feel like slicing my arms and legs off?

Try once more please
User avatar #396 - Seventeen (04/22/2013) [-]
You said, and I quote: 'There are people climbing Mt. Everest without any arms and legs enjoying their life'.

This is how my question was relevant. However, due to your defensive answer, i have decided that you're an asshole and I don't care for the answer.
#402 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
oh crap I read your shit wrong. I thought you said How about you climb a mountain with no arms and legs... Saying "put yourself in their situation" which would not be relevant.

My fault dude :s

User avatar #407 - Seventeen (04/22/2013) [-]
that's quite all right. i would never suggest another funny junk user sliced off their arms and/or legs!

ps, thank you for that incredibly random list of metabalism boosting foods.
#410 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah once again sorry - (Im tired of those constantly blabbering Fatpeoplebingolover people - thats why I went agressive)
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And yeah to answer your question on how to climb the mountain with no limbs just google "man without limbs climbs mountain". Im trying to find the whole video but I dont remember where I put it. Ill post it asap.

No probs! Stay healthy bro

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