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Date Signed Up:10/11/2011
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#733 - First of all: I'm not a pothead. I don't smoke. I don't know w… 08/29/2013 on :) +1
#409 - Tell me your recreational activities and I will tell you they …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on :) +3
User avatar #693 - elitehacker (08/28/2013) [-]
I didn't say to ban them because i don't like them, i state my reasons. if you are that dumb that you overlooked them at went straight into me attacking your activities... i like to work on cars, do yardwork with my neighbors and by myself and any other way i can do yardwork (like for a church business mail office whatever needs to be done), fix up computers for people, and i like to help people medically on and off duty as an emt. none involve buying substances to get high or otherwise trip out.

it should only be used for medicinal purposes.

anyway, i'm not gonna argue with potheads. they'll always come up with some bullshit excuse and blah blah blah. you're like a kid that has had his toy taken away. many alternative toys, you just want the one toy because you're too simple minded to do otherwise.
User avatar #733 - klavi (08/29/2013) [-]
First of all: I'm not a pothead. I don't smoke. I don't know where you got that from, but prejudice like that won't get you far.

Now: Many of these substances are NOT being used for their medical values because, you guessed it, their banned. Even though scientists keep coming up good uses for them (read recent studies on LSD and mushrooms)
So you say getting high is useless? How about your yardwork? What good does that really do? (I must admit most of your pastimes look like work to me, seems kinda pretentious) So why should something "unproductive" I (hypothetically) like to do be banned, but not the unproductive things you do? I might go as far as to say that your yardwork is selfish and wasted as long as your not planting trees in the chopped down rainforest.

(And now I haven't even gotten into all the mind expanding experiences people have had with different drugs, why is that less important than your computer work?)
#28 - Sad to see Shyamalamalinglang has slowly lost it. I still…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #29 - phoenixprince (08/27/2013) [-]
after the last airbender we cant give him that chance
#40 - To me the after-credits-scene was better than the movie. I am … 08/19/2013 on wolverine 0
#40 - Welcome to ****** Wok! Can I intelest you in the **… 08/19/2013 on CLOCKODILES +1
#1240 - The song 'Some die young' by Laleh came on as i read this post… 08/07/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker +2
#53 - You must be so proud! 08/06/2013 on Books -1
#55 - I'm Norwegian and I read the whole thing before realizing I wa… 08/06/2013 on Good theif +4
#103 - Ice and fire/Game of thrones thread: Avoid comments at all costs!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Non linear fiction writing +1
#109 - azraelthemage (07/29/2013) [-]
MFW I don't give a damn about spoilers.
#92 - That would actually make for a good funeral-march if played slowly... 07/24/2013 on Tetris 0
#90 - Good good! 06/30/2013 on Ricky 0
#263 - I see your point. I guess it just comes down to the "land… 06/29/2013 on american cars -2
#260 - That I can understand. The world is overpopulated as it i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on american cars -2
User avatar #265 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Well I just looked up the death by obesity statistic.
By damn 300,000 a year, just behind 500,000 for cancer and 500,000 for heart disease.
It's a bigger problem than I thought ._.
#257 - You know you have lost an argument when you have to get techni…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars -3
User avatar #258 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Okay so you clarify your statement. Thing is, Planet Fitness is new. It's trying to be hip and to appeal to a late teens and early adult group. Pizza and cupcakes is an amazing way to attract people to your gym, and even though it is completely counter intuitive and even though I disagree with it, it does get people to the gym. And any first visit gives chance for a second visit. And any second visit gives chance for a long term routine of going. It's just weird business, not a representation of the obese mindset of americans that you imply it is.
User avatar #263 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
I see your point. I guess it just comes down to the "land of opportunity"-part then. Whatever you gotta do to make the american dream come true. As a person who goes to the gym myself and am in education to work with public health I just find it to be a step backwards...
#254 - OK I might be going a bit hard on you as a people when actuall…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars -3
User avatar #256 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
We have more problems right now. Any changes like you said would cause MAJOR economic problems and that is NOT what we need right now. Until America is able to stand on it's own 2 feet again we shouldn't be trying to ruin the economy further in an attempt to make it's unemployed citizens a little bit thinner.
User avatar #260 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
That I can understand.
The world is overpopulated as it is so however many people dying from obesity related diseases is probably for the better anyways, my problem lies with the people grossly profiting from the people hurting itself by consuming junk and smoking cigarettes.
User avatar #265 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Well I just looked up the death by obesity statistic.
By damn 300,000 a year, just behind 500,000 for cancer and 500,000 for heart disease.
It's a bigger problem than I thought ._.
#252 - to quote myself: "I never claimed every gym in the USA ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars -3
User avatar #255 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
"You live in the country where free pizza and cupcakes are handed out at the fucking GYM. You kinda deserve it..."
That is what you said, and what you said here is not your full point. Since you have amended your point, that means you have changed the subject (although only a little). I don't know how you argue but when I argue and somebody changes their point, it means they have lost, at least on their original grounds.
User avatar #257 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
You know you have lost an argument when you have to get technical about the other parts wording and way of arguing. I know very well what I meant when I wrote it and I haven't changed my mind or point thing. Maybe I should have but an 'a' in stead of 'the' in front of gym to make myself clearer? For that I am sorry. My point remains: You live in a country (the only country I have heard of) where a gym is handing out pizza and pastries at one time or another to their customers.
User avatar #258 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Okay so you clarify your statement. Thing is, Planet Fitness is new. It's trying to be hip and to appeal to a late teens and early adult group. Pizza and cupcakes is an amazing way to attract people to your gym, and even though it is completely counter intuitive and even though I disagree with it, it does get people to the gym. And any first visit gives chance for a second visit. And any second visit gives chance for a long term routine of going. It's just weird business, not a representation of the obese mindset of americans that you imply it is.
User avatar #263 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
I see your point. I guess it just comes down to the "land of opportunity"-part then. Whatever you gotta do to make the american dream come true. As a person who goes to the gym myself and am in education to work with public health I just find it to be a step backwards...
#246 - Still A GYM thought it to be a good idea to serve cupcakes a…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars -3
User avatar #247 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
It's weird, and likely in the interest of promoting business.
Thing is, it isn't normal. You are associating things that americans consider odd and very counter intuitive to be the norm. My problem with that is that even though it is an isolated incident, you have decided that this automatically makes it representational of all the gyms in america. Go and count how many gyms are serving pizza and cupcakes, then how many aren't.
Basically, you are a racist asshole.
User avatar #252 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
to quote myself: "I never claimed every gym in the USA hand them out, I simply commented that you live in a country where someone who runs a gym has actually found it to be a good idea to mix fast foods and pastries with work out and fitness. THAT was my point" So I am not making it representational of all the gyms in america I'm making it representational of america as a country. What the hell does race have to do with anything? Is obese a race now?
User avatar #255 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
"You live in the country where free pizza and cupcakes are handed out at the fucking GYM. You kinda deserve it..."
That is what you said, and what you said here is not your full point. Since you have amended your point, that means you have changed the subject (although only a little). I don't know how you argue but when I argue and somebody changes their point, it means they have lost, at least on their original grounds.
User avatar #257 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
You know you have lost an argument when you have to get technical about the other parts wording and way of arguing. I know very well what I meant when I wrote it and I haven't changed my mind or point thing. Maybe I should have but an 'a' in stead of 'the' in front of gym to make myself clearer? For that I am sorry. My point remains: You live in a country (the only country I have heard of) where a gym is handing out pizza and pastries at one time or another to their customers.
User avatar #258 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Okay so you clarify your statement. Thing is, Planet Fitness is new. It's trying to be hip and to appeal to a late teens and early adult group. Pizza and cupcakes is an amazing way to attract people to your gym, and even though it is completely counter intuitive and even though I disagree with it, it does get people to the gym. And any first visit gives chance for a second visit. And any second visit gives chance for a long term routine of going. It's just weird business, not a representation of the obese mindset of americans that you imply it is.
User avatar #263 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
I see your point. I guess it just comes down to the "land of opportunity"-part then. Whatever you gotta do to make the american dream come true. As a person who goes to the gym myself and am in education to work with public health I just find it to be a step backwards...
#244 - Someone's a bit butthurt I see. I never claimed every gym in t…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars -4
User avatar #248 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
No one here is butthurt. You are just being a presumptuous asshole who has no idea how america works. It is gigantic, so much so that even a gym group as large as planet fitness doing this isn't even close to representing us. Stop presuming a pizza night at a gym means that we are fatasses that deserve punishment and ridicule.
User avatar #254 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
OK I might be going a bit hard on you as a people when actually it is the government and the corporations that are to blame for your habits and way of life. But really if you don't stand up to the puppeteers real soon ridicule is more than you deserve.
User avatar #256 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
We have more problems right now. Any changes like you said would cause MAJOR economic problems and that is NOT what we need right now. Until America is able to stand on it's own 2 feet again we shouldn't be trying to ruin the economy further in an attempt to make it's unemployed citizens a little bit thinner.
User avatar #260 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
That I can understand.
The world is overpopulated as it is so however many people dying from obesity related diseases is probably for the better anyways, my problem lies with the people grossly profiting from the people hurting itself by consuming junk and smoking cigarettes.
User avatar #265 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Well I just looked up the death by obesity statistic.
By damn 300,000 a year, just behind 500,000 for cancer and 500,000 for heart disease.
It's a bigger problem than I thought ._.
#227 - Learn to check your sources and don't mindlessly c…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars -5
User avatar #239 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
1. I can't speak for other areas of america, but where I live there are about 3 Gold's Gyms for every Planet Fitness
2. That might be a 1 day offer or something
3. You are waaaaay skewing the facts
So, in short, yes, they do hand out cupcakes at some gyms that are on a limited time offer.
User avatar #246 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
Still A GYM thought it to be a good idea to serve cupcakes and pizza,however limited or often. You don't find that the least bit peculiar?
User avatar #247 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
It's weird, and likely in the interest of promoting business.
Thing is, it isn't normal. You are associating things that americans consider odd and very counter intuitive to be the norm. My problem with that is that even though it is an isolated incident, you have decided that this automatically makes it representational of all the gyms in america. Go and count how many gyms are serving pizza and cupcakes, then how many aren't.
Basically, you are a racist asshole.
User avatar #252 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
to quote myself: "I never claimed every gym in the USA hand them out, I simply commented that you live in a country where someone who runs a gym has actually found it to be a good idea to mix fast foods and pastries with work out and fitness. THAT was my point" So I am not making it representational of all the gyms in america I'm making it representational of america as a country. What the hell does race have to do with anything? Is obese a race now?
User avatar #255 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
"You live in the country where free pizza and cupcakes are handed out at the fucking GYM. You kinda deserve it..."
That is what you said, and what you said here is not your full point. Since you have amended your point, that means you have changed the subject (although only a little). I don't know how you argue but when I argue and somebody changes their point, it means they have lost, at least on their original grounds.
User avatar #257 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
You know you have lost an argument when you have to get technical about the other parts wording and way of arguing. I know very well what I meant when I wrote it and I haven't changed my mind or point thing. Maybe I should have but an 'a' in stead of 'the' in front of gym to make myself clearer? For that I am sorry. My point remains: You live in a country (the only country I have heard of) where a gym is handing out pizza and pastries at one time or another to their customers.
User avatar #258 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Okay so you clarify your statement. Thing is, Planet Fitness is new. It's trying to be hip and to appeal to a late teens and early adult group. Pizza and cupcakes is an amazing way to attract people to your gym, and even though it is completely counter intuitive and even though I disagree with it, it does get people to the gym. And any first visit gives chance for a second visit. And any second visit gives chance for a long term routine of going. It's just weird business, not a representation of the obese mindset of americans that you imply it is.
User avatar #263 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
I see your point. I guess it just comes down to the "land of opportunity"-part then. Whatever you gotta do to make the american dream come true. As a person who goes to the gym myself and am in education to work with public health I just find it to be a step backwards...
#238 - grandterskrasao (06/29/2013) [-]
K.. first of all, this is a promotional campaign to spread the sense of companionship between people. Second, these are not free cupcakes that are given out simply because you go to the gym. Third, I go to the gym, and have never been offered a cupcake or a pizza. Fourth, you never provided proof of pizza so that argument is out. And lastly, you're taking an isolated event and encompassing an entire country because of it.

SO, i think YOU need to learn how to check your sources, and when you find even a plausible bit of evidence, to not be a fucking dick, and insult someone who provides evidence that goes against. Cunt.
User avatar #244 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
Someone's a bit butthurt I see. I never claimed every gym in the USA hand them out, I simply commented that you live in a country where someone who runs a gym has actually found it to be a good idea to mix fast foods and pastries with work out and fitness. THAT was my point and It is in fact a perfect little picture of what your country have become. Planet Fitness pizza night.m2p And sorry for the lack of Pizza-evidence, here it is
User avatar #248 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
No one here is butthurt. You are just being a presumptuous asshole who has no idea how america works. It is gigantic, so much so that even a gym group as large as planet fitness doing this isn't even close to representing us. Stop presuming a pizza night at a gym means that we are fatasses that deserve punishment and ridicule.
User avatar #254 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
OK I might be going a bit hard on you as a people when actually it is the government and the corporations that are to blame for your habits and way of life. But really if you don't stand up to the puppeteers real soon ridicule is more than you deserve.
User avatar #256 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
We have more problems right now. Any changes like you said would cause MAJOR economic problems and that is NOT what we need right now. Until America is able to stand on it's own 2 feet again we shouldn't be trying to ruin the economy further in an attempt to make it's unemployed citizens a little bit thinner.
User avatar #260 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
That I can understand.
The world is overpopulated as it is so however many people dying from obesity related diseases is probably for the better anyways, my problem lies with the people grossly profiting from the people hurting itself by consuming junk and smoking cigarettes.
User avatar #265 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Well I just looked up the death by obesity statistic.
By damn 300,000 a year, just behind 500,000 for cancer and 500,000 for heart disease.
It's a bigger problem than I thought ._.
#222 - A-ha! So as long as you never reach "extreme obesity"… 06/29/2013 on american cars 0
#213 - You live in the country where free pizza and cupcakes are hand…  [+] (19 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars -5
#225 - grandterskrasao (06/29/2013) [-]
pizza and cupcakes are not handed out at the gym...
User avatar #227 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
Planet Fitness - Pat On The Back
Learn to check your sources and don't mindlessly claim things you don't really know.
User avatar #239 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
1. I can't speak for other areas of america, but where I live there are about 3 Gold's Gyms for every Planet Fitness
2. That might be a 1 day offer or something
3. You are waaaaay skewing the facts
So, in short, yes, they do hand out cupcakes at some gyms that are on a limited time offer.
User avatar #246 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
Still A GYM thought it to be a good idea to serve cupcakes and pizza,however limited or often. You don't find that the least bit peculiar?
User avatar #247 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
It's weird, and likely in the interest of promoting business.
Thing is, it isn't normal. You are associating things that americans consider odd and very counter intuitive to be the norm. My problem with that is that even though it is an isolated incident, you have decided that this automatically makes it representational of all the gyms in america. Go and count how many gyms are serving pizza and cupcakes, then how many aren't.
Basically, you are a racist asshole.
User avatar #252 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
to quote myself: "I never claimed every gym in the USA hand them out, I simply commented that you live in a country where someone who runs a gym has actually found it to be a good idea to mix fast foods and pastries with work out and fitness. THAT was my point" So I am not making it representational of all the gyms in america I'm making it representational of america as a country. What the hell does race have to do with anything? Is obese a race now?
User avatar #255 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
"You live in the country where free pizza and cupcakes are handed out at the fucking GYM. You kinda deserve it..."
That is what you said, and what you said here is not your full point. Since you have amended your point, that means you have changed the subject (although only a little). I don't know how you argue but when I argue and somebody changes their point, it means they have lost, at least on their original grounds.
User avatar #257 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
You know you have lost an argument when you have to get technical about the other parts wording and way of arguing. I know very well what I meant when I wrote it and I haven't changed my mind or point thing. Maybe I should have but an 'a' in stead of 'the' in front of gym to make myself clearer? For that I am sorry. My point remains: You live in a country (the only country I have heard of) where a gym is handing out pizza and pastries at one time or another to their customers.
User avatar #258 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Okay so you clarify your statement. Thing is, Planet Fitness is new. It's trying to be hip and to appeal to a late teens and early adult group. Pizza and cupcakes is an amazing way to attract people to your gym, and even though it is completely counter intuitive and even though I disagree with it, it does get people to the gym. And any first visit gives chance for a second visit. And any second visit gives chance for a long term routine of going. It's just weird business, not a representation of the obese mindset of americans that you imply it is.
User avatar #263 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
I see your point. I guess it just comes down to the "land of opportunity"-part then. Whatever you gotta do to make the american dream come true. As a person who goes to the gym myself and am in education to work with public health I just find it to be a step backwards...
#238 - grandterskrasao (06/29/2013) [-]
K.. first of all, this is a promotional campaign to spread the sense of companionship between people. Second, these are not free cupcakes that are given out simply because you go to the gym. Third, I go to the gym, and have never been offered a cupcake or a pizza. Fourth, you never provided proof of pizza so that argument is out. And lastly, you're taking an isolated event and encompassing an entire country because of it.

SO, i think YOU need to learn how to check your sources, and when you find even a plausible bit of evidence, to not be a fucking dick, and insult someone who provides evidence that goes against. Cunt.
User avatar #244 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
Someone's a bit butthurt I see. I never claimed every gym in the USA hand them out, I simply commented that you live in a country where someone who runs a gym has actually found it to be a good idea to mix fast foods and pastries with work out and fitness. THAT was my point and It is in fact a perfect little picture of what your country have become. Planet Fitness pizza night.m2p And sorry for the lack of Pizza-evidence, here it is
User avatar #248 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
No one here is butthurt. You are just being a presumptuous asshole who has no idea how america works. It is gigantic, so much so that even a gym group as large as planet fitness doing this isn't even close to representing us. Stop presuming a pizza night at a gym means that we are fatasses that deserve punishment and ridicule.
User avatar #254 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
OK I might be going a bit hard on you as a people when actually it is the government and the corporations that are to blame for your habits and way of life. But really if you don't stand up to the puppeteers real soon ridicule is more than you deserve.
User avatar #256 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
We have more problems right now. Any changes like you said would cause MAJOR economic problems and that is NOT what we need right now. Until America is able to stand on it's own 2 feet again we shouldn't be trying to ruin the economy further in an attempt to make it's unemployed citizens a little bit thinner.
User avatar #260 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
That I can understand.
The world is overpopulated as it is so however many people dying from obesity related diseases is probably for the better anyways, my problem lies with the people grossly profiting from the people hurting itself by consuming junk and smoking cigarettes.
User avatar #265 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Well I just looked up the death by obesity statistic.
By damn 300,000 a year, just behind 500,000 for cancer and 500,000 for heart disease.
It's a bigger problem than I thought ._.
#218 - A Pickle (06/29/2013) [-]
The only areas in America that are extremely obese are the midwestern and southern states. It's not like its the entire country.

#222 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
A-ha! So as long as you never reach "extreme obesity" you're in the clear?

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#125 - I was gonna post the exact same thing, but now I don't have to… 06/05/2013 on Finns +1
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#124 - manueldomingues (05/30/2013) [-]
i will, thanks man

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