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#18 - Octopuses eat people?!  [+] (16 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Fishing 0
#45 - pettdavids (12/14/2013) [-]
Those animals do whatever the fuck they want.
User avatar #26 - xenoquack (12/14/2013) [-]
Octopi*
User avatar #52 - kjoni (12/14/2013) [-]
No, it's actually octopuses... I looked it up. www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/octopus
#43 - vgmddg (12/14/2013) [-]
*Octipie
User avatar #44 - vgmddg (12/14/2013) [-]
*octopie
coneofshame.jpg
#20 - FatherPedobear (12/14/2013) [-]
They can have bigass beaks.
User avatar #21 - kjoni (12/14/2013) [-]
That won't help them, octopuses aren't human-sized anyways.
User avatar #35 - incognitoad (12/14/2013) [-]
"The member of this genus that best embodies the common name "giant octopus" is Enteroctopus dofleini, which holds the record of being the world's largest octopus based on direct measurements of a 71-kg (156.5-lb) individual weighed live.[4] This octopus had a total length near to 4 m (13 ft)"
Personally I don't know any 4m tall people...
User avatar #51 - kjoni (12/14/2013) [-]
I didn't even know about that, that's freaking awesome!! I still doubt that they could or would kill anyone though...
User avatar #53 - incognitoad (12/14/2013) [-]
I would guess that they wouldn't hunt a human (in fact I would imagine they avoid them), but I wouldn't put it past them to eat one if they were hungry enough.
User avatar #54 - kjoni (12/14/2013) [-]
Seems too unlikely to ever occur, to my mind.
User avatar #55 - incognitoad (12/14/2013) [-]
There's a story of a cameraman almost being raped by an octopus on wikipedia. "While octopuses generally avoid humans, there have been multiple accounts of attacks. In one such account, a diver was attacked by the octopus he was filming when the octopus attempted to mate with him."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalopod_attack
User avatar #56 - kjoni (12/14/2013) [-]
holy fuck.
#36 - incognitoad has deleted their comment.
#43 - Picture 12/13/2013 on I want to go back +9
#26 - It would appear so. 12/13/2013 on i am idiot 0
#4 - Picture 12/12/2013 on 4 chan can be a good place! 0
#3 - Is this Ito Junji?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on I see what you did there 0
User avatar #4 - genderless (12/12/2013) [-]
nope, David Fodvari (says google)
davidfoldvari.blogspot.de/
#10 - Because he thought that it would be a 9/11 joke. 12/12/2013 on Wouldn't Trade you for the... +21
#171 - tldr 12/11/2013 on Inb4 religious shitstorm -3
#101 - You know, the point of prison is not to punish the criminals, …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2013 on norwegian prison -3
#116 - nomade (12/10/2013) [-]
I believe the case in Norway is to help the prisoner out by education, health ect.
Pretty much just to get them on the right way to a "normal" life.
User avatar #121 - RandomAnonGuy (12/10/2013) [-]
The word you're looking for is rehabilitate, I believe.
#109 - slowstuff (12/10/2013) [-]
That really depends on the country ...
#45 - Yes, but something something. 12/10/2013 on The wrong neighborhood +2
#225 - There needs to be a second political entity with the equal amo… 12/10/2013 on Wut teh Fux?? 0
#290 - ey bby 12/09/2013 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 0
#180 - style reboot! 12/09/2013 on Found this on my dash,... 0
#14 - 2Penrose4me 12/08/2013 on Repeatedly blink at this 0
#7 - These are absolutely the best, I laughed my lungs … 12/08/2013 on title +1
#9 - I just sit normally... 12/08/2013 on The Gamer Sutra 0
#47 - Every time this image gets posted I see this 12/08/2013 on Tattoos +5
#15 - >Implying I'm a **** who can't even casually w… 12/05/2013 on (untitled) +8
#9 - If you're alone, just get outside the bathroom and get some mo… 12/05/2013 on You have nothing else to... 0
#89 - "bike" here we go again 12/05/2013 on temar 0
#49 - Comment deleted 12/04/2013 on Friends help friends in need 0
#70 - Well, **** . 12/04/2013 on Gotta love youtube 0
#27 - Picture 12/03/2013 on I need, you need! +1
#34 - I thunk "7 ***** not given" would've al…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Gotta love youtube +2
User avatar #58 - dieish (12/03/2013) [-]
I laughed more at 'thunk' than the content
#70 - kjoni (12/04/2013) [-]
Well, fuck.
User avatar #62 - stripey (12/03/2013) [-]
and you didn't even thumb him up you cheap bastard
#31 - Ah, tubgirl, a classic. 12/03/2013 on Description. 0
#9 - Picture 12/03/2013 on Read description 0

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