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I'm a long time FJer, sometimes I post funny stuff and sometimes I don't. That's about it.
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#199 - kitchengypsy (12/31/2014) [-]
Well after she did her whole freakout thing she finally realized I was standing there with a bloody face and started freaking out about that. Then while we were sitting down in the dining room taking care of my face she looked at me and said, "So I guess I don't have to give you the sex talk huh?"
Its now become a story we laugh about.
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#99 - peyko (12/31/2014) [-]
There was this one time, at my ex's house, she still lived home by then, we were alone home so we of course began fucking with a lot of noise. What we both failed to notice was her dad coming home from work. Usually he would yell "Hii!" when he entered the house, but this time he didnt, we just heard the door getting slammed on the ground floor (we were at the first floor, europeen measures).
We didnt even have the door closed..
The cringefull thing is, that her dad suggested whether I wanted a ride home, because he was going to my town anyway for grocery shopping, and since I was about to go home anyway, I naturally accepted.
All in all, I got busted fucking his daughter hard and 15 minutes after i'm alone in the car with him silently for around 20 minutes trying to find a good topic to keep a conversation going.
Fuck I hate getting caught. But I love the feeling you get of the slightly chance, that you cán get cought. Its wierd.