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Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Switzerland
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#108 - you're* 12/16/2013 on Damn 0
#140 - about the first one  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Creepiest Places on Earth #1 +1
User avatar #182 - anotheroneonearth (12/16/2013) [-]
I love this old man. great documentary
User avatar #183 - kirkbot (12/16/2013) [-]
who you calling old man?
/sarcasm
#58 - ah fractal theory, I've heard that name before I will defi… 12/15/2013 on One of my favorite Simpsons... 0
#55 - I was under the impression that our universe might be a tiny p…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on One of my favorite Simpsons... +1
User avatar #57 - thebestpieever (12/15/2013) [-]
The theory that our atoms are small universe is called subatomic theory.
The theory that believes both our atoms and we are part of a bigger universe is called fractal theory. Check on 'em if they interest you, they're really fascinating.
User avatar #58 - kirkbot (12/15/2013) [-]
ah fractal theory, I've heard that name before
I will definitely look into it
#17 - aww poor Wallonians I wouldn't mind giving Geneva to the F…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Belgium 0
#18 - astarothaufromage (12/15/2013) [-]
The wallonians are really lazy too. The main reason they aren't a separate country is that they wouldn't have that much money without Vlaanderen.
User avatar #29 - bertyhell (12/15/2013) [-]
Flanders*
#37 - astarothaufromage (12/15/2013) [-]
Is that the English word for it?
User avatar #39 - bertyhell (12/15/2013) [-]
indeed it is
#13 - here in Switzerland, we speak German, French, Italian and Rhae…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Belgium 0
#15 - astarothaufromage (12/15/2013) [-]
Yeah but you people get along a lot better. A lot of people still want Belgium to split up. At one point Wallonia tried to join France but they didn't want them.
User avatar #17 - kirkbot (12/15/2013) [-]
aww poor Wallonians
I wouldn't mind giving Geneva to the French. The French and the German part don't get along perfectly. We view them and the Italians as a bit lazy sometimes
#18 - astarothaufromage (12/15/2013) [-]
The wallonians are really lazy too. The main reason they aren't a separate country is that they wouldn't have that much money without Vlaanderen.
User avatar #29 - bertyhell (12/15/2013) [-]
Flanders*
#37 - astarothaufromage (12/15/2013) [-]
Is that the English word for it?
User avatar #39 - bertyhell (12/15/2013) [-]
indeed it is
#45 - I've been thinking of this view of our existence a lot, withou…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2013 on One of my favorite Simpsons... +1
#52 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
I heard it once called a Microuniverse theory, but that might have just been a layman's term-thing. Here's another interesting theory, though: www.universetoday.com/62173/is-our-universe-inside-another-larger-universe/
User avatar #51 - thebestpieever (12/15/2013) [-]
Depends on what you mean. That you are just a small part in a bigger you?
User avatar #55 - kirkbot (12/15/2013) [-]
I was under the impression that our universe might be a tiny part of something bigger
but it might also be that our atoms are tiny universes
or it might even be an endless cycle and it might repeat endlessly
User avatar #57 - thebestpieever (12/15/2013) [-]
The theory that our atoms are small universe is called subatomic theory.
The theory that believes both our atoms and we are part of a bigger universe is called fractal theory. Check on 'em if they interest you, they're really fascinating.
User avatar #58 - kirkbot (12/15/2013) [-]
ah fractal theory, I've heard that name before
I will definitely look into it
#133 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Vikings are pretty cool guys -2
#139 - digress (12/15/2013) [-]
Is this nigga serious?
#135 - twani (12/15/2013) [-]
Vikings used to bring home alot of foreign men and women whom they fucked, resulting in children with different hair colour and skin colour. Therefore it is entirely possible to have dark hair and still resemble a viking.
#1 - Goblin Shark  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on And people are scared of... +4
#3 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
Yes, it is the Goblin Shark. Great work detective, we can all go home now.
#4 - isoscelessandwich (12/15/2013) [-]
#101 - the German side is stronger because 80% 12/15/2013 on What race are you? 0
#93 - 80% German 20% Italian the Italian in me can't be…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on What race are you? 0
User avatar #99 - thebaseballexpert (12/15/2013) [-]
what if your German side wants you to get something done perfectly, but the Italian part of you is too lazy to complete it?
User avatar #121 - thebestpieever (12/15/2013) [-]
This must be done perfectly and cleanly... when I get around to it.
User avatar #101 - kirkbot (12/15/2013) [-]
the German side is stronger because 80%
#191 - Picture 12/15/2013 on Title of great porportions 0
#88 - either that or it's a placebo effect  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Facebook 0
User avatar #102 - riverofchex (12/14/2013) [-]
I wonder if that's even possible with booze, and if there's any way to test that hypothesis for provable results...
#81 - I've seen numerous people acting drunk when in reality they ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Facebook 0
#87 - mrjunebug (12/14/2013) [-]
What's the point really? Is it like a "Look at me! I'm so cool because i'm drunk and random and fun! LOOK!" I just don't get why anyone would fake being drunk. Being drunk isn't that great, in my opinion.
User avatar #88 - kirkbot (12/14/2013) [-]
either that or it's a placebo effect
User avatar #102 - riverofchex (12/14/2013) [-]
I wonder if that's even possible with booze, and if there's any way to test that hypothesis for provable results...
#17 - Picture 12/14/2013 on Nazi Wonder Weapons PART 3 +12
#68 - it's even funnier if you know the rest of the gif 12/14/2013 on The frick frack +7
#112 - you'd hit Sweden instead 12/14/2013 on invading Russia, tactical... 0
#104 - we're so small, you wouldn't even hit us Germany, Italy an…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2013 on invading Russia, tactical... 0
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#112 - kirkbot (12/14/2013) [-]
you'd hit Sweden instead
#74 - you should sticky this 12/14/2013 on Nazi Wonder Weapons you... 0
#110 - thenewgizmobox  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on how to get rich 0
User avatar #111 - thenewgizmobox (12/14/2013) [-]
ahhhhh
#66 - Nazi gold? What Nazi gold? 12/14/2013 on invading Russia, tactical... +12
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on feminist programming language 0
#3 - exd Comment deleted by kirkbot
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Dear Satan -2
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#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Dear Satan -2
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#7 - mrgreatnamess (12/14/2013) [-]
#1 - I wonder if I could kill someone with this  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Oh God..... he's looking at... +10
User avatar #18 - anoyingmos (12/15/2013) [-]
"Gotta hide it before my fat-ass son finds it"
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#87 - toastableduckling (11/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #243 - Fasitano (12/08/2014) [-]
was lauft?
User avatar #244 to #243 - kirkbot ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
alles was beine hat : p
User avatar #242 - Falkor (11/04/2014) [-]
#240 to #239 - kirkbot ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
you disgust me
#238 to #237 - kirkbot ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
wanna help me with that?
wanna help me with that?
User avatar #236 - revengeforfreeze (03/21/2014) [-]
you look so friendly in your picture
User avatar #194 to #193 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
î agree
User avatar #196 to #194 - ffffyou (01/24/2014) [-]
oh wow, you really were mad
#197 to #196 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
>don't know what to say anymore
>better call you mad
#198 to #197 - ffffyou (01/24/2014) [-]
.png

you really took your time into thumbing me down
#199 to #198 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
have a bigger version
User avatar #195 to #194 - ffffyou (01/24/2014) [-]
good for u
#101 - alfondle (02/11/2013) [-]
kirkbot is my best friend.
User avatar #102 to #101 - kirkbot ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
okay
#103 to #102 - alfondle (02/11/2013) [-]
you can't escape, I will be here forever.
User avatar #104 to #103 - kirkbot ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
go on
User avatar #34 to #38 - kirkbot ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
what point?
User avatar #32 to #35 - kirkbot ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
about what exactly?
#29 - secretlygayhippo (05/16/2012) [-]
broseph, you are a cool dude, with a very strong opinion. i respect that. it was fun talking to you and i hope neither of us will walk away buttfrustrated.
User avatar #30 to #30 - kirkbot ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
high five for reaching the comment limit
User avatar #25 - sugarcupcakes (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #26 to #25 - kirkbot ONLINE (04/08/2012) [-]
uhm thanks
#18 - xxgodsmistakexx (03/17/2012) [-]
I regret to inform you that you sir, are a ****** .
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User avatar #9 - TRINDADE (03/17/2012) [-]
Wanna go to KFC?
User avatar #21 to #9 - kirkbot ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
you pay
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