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wow you are really showing some top quality maemays from the website forechan
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What's the worst that could happen?

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but what if my password is a bunch of asterisks?
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#137 - 4chan refugee (09/19/2014) [-]
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OH NO YOU LIAR
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#130 - I just got up, gonna go to work in an hour you got so many…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Panic Attack +1
User avatar #131 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
That's... succinct. Thank you.
...
Though I'll probably continue to use emoticons. Two or three symbols that help clarify the nearby words and put them into context? I like the pictures though, but my habit's been ingrained for like... 15 years.

I even almost used them on this post. Heh.

Thanks, boss.
#127 - nothing can break my calm anyway so maybe that's why nobody ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Panic Attack +1
User avatar #129 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
It's pretty much amazing to have someone around who's calm when I need to resync my shit and get back to earth.

Heaven alive, it's probably one of the only reasons I was able to stay sane during my last one. @__@ She sat there calmly and didn't break character while I quietly clung to my sides to keep from screaming.

Man. I'm actually about spent talking about it; I already caught flak through the rest of this post simply for talking about it, and it's one of the most emasculating things I can think of, to be consumed by fear to the point that one locks up like a fucking Windows BSOD.

So... I'm off to sleep, boss. o_o See ya around. Or like, not. I have no idea how large this site is.
#130 - kirkbot (09/18/2014) [-]
I just got up, gonna go to work in an hour
you got so many red thumbs, not for talking about panic attacks, but for using emoticons on an imageboard
people here communicate through pictures instead
User avatar #131 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
That's... succinct. Thank you.
...
Though I'll probably continue to use emoticons. Two or three symbols that help clarify the nearby words and put them into context? I like the pictures though, but my habit's been ingrained for like... 15 years.

I even almost used them on this post. Heh.

Thanks, boss.
#123 - I never had to deal with someone who is having a panic attack …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Panic Attack +1
User avatar #125 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh. oo Um. Wow.
... <
< Sorry, I got caught off guard; people don't usually ask. And actually, that's pretty refreshing. Um...

A good response is, if you're going to invest time in calming them down, is to soften up and slow down slightly, whatever it is you're doing. Don't completely stop and gawk, but start... pretending you're wading through jello or something.

Panic can cause some routine things to seem horrifying and outright threatening; someone simply raising their voice can seem like they're crushing the wind out of the panicking person. It's ridiculous, and highly embarrassing.

Something useful is to offer people who are in the middle of a panic attack multiple ' escape routes ' from where ever they are, currently. This means physically, as well as mentally; I've felt trapped in conversations before, even, and I absolutely could not stop talking, because the normally tolerable voice in my mind that warns me away from danger was practically screaming ' if you try to end this conversation, the other person will become angry, and become violent. '
o< The logical side of my brain was screaming right back ' that's fucking bullshit and we know it, ' but the cognitive dissonance rendered me very nearly catatonic, and so... I was, for all intents and purposes, reduced to the mental fortitude of a frightened little kid.

Eck. I spent a lot of words. To put the idea a bit more simply, try to realize that the person is suffering from a sudden, overwhelming sense of fear.
There isn't much rationality to be had from their end in most cases, and the best thing you can attempt to do is gently attempt to disarm their fear, while remaining calm yourself.

<
< But, don't take only my word for it. Try some other websites.
Actually, try a psychology textbook, maybe. Those usually have interesting tips for mitigating mental meltdowns. >_o

... heh. Alliteration. Neat.
User avatar #127 - kirkbot (09/18/2014) [-]
nothing can break my calm anyway so maybe that's why nobody had a panic attack near me yet
now that I think about it, there's this one guy that asked me to support me on difficult tasks multiple times because I stay calm in the wildest chaos
User avatar #129 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
It's pretty much amazing to have someone around who's calm when I need to resync my shit and get back to earth.

Heaven alive, it's probably one of the only reasons I was able to stay sane during my last one. @__@ She sat there calmly and didn't break character while I quietly clung to my sides to keep from screaming.

Man. I'm actually about spent talking about it; I already caught flak through the rest of this post simply for talking about it, and it's one of the most emasculating things I can think of, to be consumed by fear to the point that one locks up like a fucking Windows BSOD.

So... I'm off to sleep, boss. o_o See ya around. Or like, not. I have no idea how large this site is.
#130 - kirkbot (09/18/2014) [-]
I just got up, gonna go to work in an hour
you got so many red thumbs, not for talking about panic attacks, but for using emoticons on an imageboard
people here communicate through pictures instead
User avatar #131 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
That's... succinct. Thank you.
...
Though I'll probably continue to use emoticons. Two or three symbols that help clarify the nearby words and put them into context? I like the pictures though, but my habit's been ingrained for like... 15 years.

I even almost used them on this post. Heh.

Thanks, boss.
User avatar #126 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
... did my text suddenly italicize in the middle of my freaking post? ... did I hit a button or something? Ergh.

Anyway, let me know if that makes sense, boss, if you please.

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#87 - toastableduckling (11/13/2012) [-]
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#240 to #239 - kirkbot (06/23/2014) [-]
you disgust me
#238 to #237 - kirkbot (06/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #236 - revengeforfreeze (03/21/2014) [-]
you look so friendly in your picture
User avatar #194 to #193 - kirkbot (01/24/2014) [-]
î agree
User avatar #196 to #194 - ffffyou (01/24/2014) [-]
oh wow, you really were mad
#197 to #196 - kirkbot (01/24/2014) [-]
>don't know what to say anymore
>better call you mad
#198 to #197 - ffffyou (01/24/2014) [-]
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#199 to #198 - kirkbot (01/24/2014) [-]
have a bigger version
User avatar #195 to #194 - ffffyou (01/24/2014) [-]
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#101 - alfondle (02/11/2013) [-]
kirkbot is my best friend.
User avatar #102 to #101 - kirkbot (02/11/2013) [-]
okay
#103 to #102 - alfondle (02/11/2013) [-]
you can't escape, I will be here forever.
User avatar #104 to #103 - kirkbot (02/11/2013) [-]
go on
User avatar #34 to #38 - kirkbot (05/24/2012) [-]
what point?
User avatar #32 to #35 - kirkbot (05/24/2012) [-]
about what exactly?
#29 - secretlygayhippo (05/16/2012) [-]
broseph, you are a cool dude, with a very strong opinion. i respect that. it was fun talking to you and i hope neither of us will walk away buttfrustrated.
User avatar #30 to #30 - kirkbot (05/16/2012) [-]
high five for reaching the comment limit
User avatar #25 - sugarcupcakes (04/08/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #26 to #25 - kirkbot (04/08/2012) [-]
uhm thanks
#18 - xxgodsmistakexx (03/17/2012) [-]
I regret to inform you that you sir, are a ****** .
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Wanna go to KFC?
User avatar #21 to #9 - kirkbot (03/17/2012) [-]
you pay
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