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ohh....you know...just a lurker who made an account for NSFW. work in the Oil industry as a pipeline surveyor. used to work as a Siesmographer(AKA Juggie) or person who looks for Oil. COok some Dank ass food.

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#9 - Picture 09/29/2016 on Sickest Snipe Ever +14
#11 - ahh, back in my day this was commonly referred to as "***…  [+] (3 replies) 09/29/2016 on nailed it +41
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#49 - reindeerflotilla (09/29/2016) [-]
We still call it Nigger-rigging or Afro-engineering where I'm from. Or in mixed company, Jerry-rigging.
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#25 - goobyman (09/29/2016) [-]
heyyy i have that as a full size poster
on an actual related note, we just call it "to MacGyver" here, if we even call it anything at all.
#13 - butterduck (09/29/2016) [-]
**butterduck used "*roll picture*"**
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Idk if yer just memeing me but my dad still says that
#30 - yeah dude it's honestly sickening, and like you said there wer…  [+] (2 replies) 09/25/2016 on My experience with FJ so far +4
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#45 - infinitereaper (09/25/2016) [-]
I never changed. I called out Justien Bieber, Emma Watson, the Gay Parade, long before anyone caught up. People used to flame me for getting ANNOYED by the constant gay thumping when the site was more liberal. Shit never ends. Now it's all catching up. Also, facts. You know. Blacks commit 48% of all homicides despite being 13% of the population. That's a fucking fact. Not cherry picked. It's reality. Anything else is delusional.
#31 - ermantheturk (09/25/2016) [-]
And the worst part is they already convinced themselves that they are right so they refuse to listen to any opinion or evidence that counters their claim. This isn't something that used to happen. Honestly this toxic behavior started after GamerGate happened. My best guess is either morons from 4chan migrated or some individuals became /pol/ophiles. Or both. Also most of these /pol/ sympathizer on funnyjunk are just supercilious and monotonous whereas at least 4chan /pol/ manages to be funny, here they are just... dumb.
#103 - well you may not like it, but the part of the Quran that says …  [+] (2 replies) 08/19/2016 on religion of piece -2
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#111 - tfwcrusading (08/19/2016) [-]
The Quran is mostly plagiarized from the Old Testament and other riligious scriptures around at the time, tell me something I didnt know. The whole thing is a fucking stupid piece of bullshit. But people believe it to be the unchangeable word of god
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#109 - timmywankenobi (08/19/2016) [-]
the Quran has way more reason you are allowed to hit your wife then even the old testament (which is the main book of the Jewish religion )

In the old testament there are only a few reason to strike you wife " she betrays you , she tries to castrate you , she tries to kill you , she lies with your neighbor or brother, she disobeys you orders when you come home from tilling the fields "

The Quran basically say's " beat the shit out of you wife when ever you fucking want "
#35 - if this was an SJW post about men and it gave out a random sta…  [+] (5 replies) 07/15/2016 on Latyoke Fuedsopsi Nagard +1
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#91 - Hentaifan (07/15/2016) [-]
Here, read this for the sources.
#44 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
I agree with what you've said but due to how conservative and interested in politicts this part of fj is, they have probably seen the sources before. Prager University for example is one source that speaks of this and I know they are pretty popular here. Otherwise you'd be right, and if everything was well and good then we'd see sources every time, even if most people already know it. Or y'know, much less political posts in general would be great.
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#40 - brokentail (07/15/2016) [-]
Prager University gave those numbers.

Prager U and conservatism is growing on this site in popularity.

Calm down. We knew the numbers before Big Boss Trump said tthem.
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#41 - brokentail (07/15/2016) [-]
#8 - And even though he was on a no fly list he still was able to b…  [+] (4 replies) 06/13/2016 on FBI is run by SJW's 0
#29 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
It's almost as if there are ways to get a gun without needing to abide by the legal system.
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#14 - puckisthis (06/14/2016) [-]
probably bought a gun illegally? but i dont know. either way not enough people died
#11 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
bullshit. No one believes this guy should have gotten a gun. The problem is that gun grabbin' lib cucks say we need more laws when YOU AREN'T EVEN USING THE ONES WE ALREADY HAVE! You know damn well, the FBI could have declined his background check, but we go out of our way to not be "racists" or "islamophobic" in this society so this POS got a pass. If he was a white "psyco" veteran with PTSD that made terrorist threats you can be damn sure the FBI would be knocking on his door to confiscate the butter knives in his silverware drawer. This is the Ferguson effect. This is the result of different lib cuckery, but tragedy is always the same result of lib policies. Regardless, don't you dare say that any 2nd amendment supporter thinks this guy should have passed a background check. Everyone I've talked to and everything I've read...the sentiment is "What what the hell is the FBI doing? What did he have to do to get denied a gun? This is fucked up!" Shove your pearl clutching up your ass. The NRA doesn't even believe this guy should have been able to buy a gun.
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#9 - kickassneko (06/13/2016) [-]
you're a gun grabbin lib cuck
#10 - About what I expected, Mike Tyson started Mugging people on th…  [+] (1 reply) 06/13/2016 on 15 year old Mike Tyson 0
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#17 - captainprincess (06/13/2016) [-]
but also legal, that's an important detail
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