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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/02/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:America
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Highest Content Rank:#23675
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#5 - You ever have a group essay? Those are always the worst to work on  [+] (7 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Every essay I have ever... +59
#75 - thepink (06/18/2013) [-]
>college
>leadership class
>Pretty good student - 3.8 GPA
>seriously love to write
>get into a group essay with a bunch of snobby girls I don't know too well
>Don't trust me - literally only got to write two pages of fluff as a "reflection"
>offer to edit, job is given to another girl I know
>Had class with her before - writing just reeks of autism
>Certain doom on horizon
>week or two passes
>Groupmates sending emails back and fourth asking about how the paper is going.
>She says everything is okay and she's on top of it - she's going to take it to the library to get it proofread.
>Days pass, essay is due. No one besides her has seen it.
>After she hands it in she tells us it was never proofread and she had trouble finishing it.
>Rage flows like semen in the gay bar downtown
>fucking fuck
>Week later:
>Paper returned - slashes of red pen like wounds from a one-sided battle
>Fucking C-
>She gives the paper to me and asks if I'd like to hang on to it
>Why the fuck do I want an essay I couldn't write, research for, or proofread?
>MFW I finally got to check it out.

User avatar #52 - dehfurk (06/18/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?! Those were the best! I pushed my work on the smartest kid in the group. A+ minus the effort. I don't even have to type to get the grade!
User avatar #61 - bagguhsleep (06/18/2013) [-]
asshole
User avatar #56 - kingpoopdog (06/18/2013) [-]
You're the reason I hate group essays
#46 - comanderspy (06/18/2013) [-]
#10 - lobbert (06/17/2013) [-]
pfffft not in college! You always volunteer to be the first, then you just tap out like... your two or three shitty pages and then e-mail it to the next sucker before the next period is even over
#44 - mcronq (06/18/2013) [-]
Judging from his comment I think kingpoopdog may have worked with you already.
#2 - Taped to the back of a 100 dollar bill 06/17/2013 on Field can be blank, i said so +25
#2 - Whoa there Charles Dickens I didn't come here to read a novel  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on The one commandment +4
#3 - nooneofinterest (06/17/2013) [-]
#7 - Picture 06/17/2013 on nuggetsman +3
#2 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Confession Bear +2
#1 - Only picture I have that is somewhat related 06/17/2013 on Chicken Nuggets +7
#1 - Drink it? 06/17/2013 on You know what to do.. +35
#3 - Oh all of the possibilities with a 3d printer. Just imagine wh…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2013 on 3d printer +28
User avatar #36 - undeadwill (06/17/2013) [-]
Guns.
#34 - sonoriti (06/17/2013) [-]
More 3D printers.
User avatar #25 - warioteam (06/17/2013) [-]
Statues of myself
User avatar #14 - funnyjunkforlife (06/17/2013) [-]
dragon dildos
User avatar #35 - gayboard (06/17/2013) [-]
but those are already made with a 3d printer
User avatar #40 - funnyjunkforlife (06/17/2013) [-]
then i will print a 3d printer that will 3d print dragon dildos
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/17/2013) [-]
a girlfriend
#2 - That darn lightbulb. Only two words it gets right are "Bl…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Me either...0.o +21
#43 - fuckgravity (06/17/2013) [-]
"diie" BLACK MAN" to be exact.
User avatar #23 - undeadwill (06/17/2013) [-]
How does the light bulb work?
#6 - karmakoala (06/17/2013) [-]
This tells me something significant about DJ 4DM1N; he clearly placed priority on finding certain words.
#1 - Comment deleted 06/16/2013 on Still better love story... +3
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Semi-NSFW: The Truth About... +2
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#1 - I was hoping for a somewhat encouraging ending 06/16/2013 on Bitches be Mirin +111
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Semi-NSFW: The Truth About... +3
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#3545 - It's pronounced like ru-sha-ville, but everyone always gets it…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Let's try an experiment... +1
User avatar #3547 - existacne (06/16/2013) [-]
Hmm, so no Russians there... Okay, thanks for the info.
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#1 - They always underestimate the crazy ones  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Crazies +17
#49 - potatotown (06/17/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture 06/16/2013 on RAWR +5
#3365 - Yes, unfortunately  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... +1
User avatar #3542 - existacne (06/16/2013) [-]
So do you guys speak Russian in there?
I'll take a guess and say it's not a big town, right?
User avatar #3545 - kingpoopdog (06/16/2013) [-]
It's pronounced like ru-sha-ville, but everyone always gets it wrong. Small town, but we do have a Subways
User avatar #3547 - existacne (06/16/2013) [-]
Hmm, so no Russians there... Okay, thanks for the info.
#1 - Dang Microsoft, get your stuff together 06/15/2013 on Microsoft owns e3 +9
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on It just gets sadder and... +7
#111 - datmanksa (06/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #88 - cshp (06/16/2013) [-]
I love Vectorbelly comics. Some are a little dumb, but the twitter shit is gold.
#1 - Also made the tesla coil, so that's a plus  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Tesla +191
#166 - fullofgoodshitt (06/16/2013) [-]
I need to read up on that.
#2 - Picture 06/15/2013 on Fail Compilation №1 +3
#26 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2013 on patrick at e3 +97
#73 - cdlogan (06/15/2013) [-]
Dumping. Dumping!
#74 - cdlogan (06/15/2013) [-]
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#82 - cdlogan (06/15/2013) [-]
#772 - Russiaville, Indiana, U.S.A.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... +1
User avatar #3649 - sarcasticone (06/16/2013) [-]
Garrett, indiana here
User avatar #2168 - existacne (06/15/2013) [-]
Lol, Russiaville? Really?
User avatar #3365 - kingpoopdog (06/15/2013) [-]
Yes, unfortunately
User avatar #3542 - existacne (06/16/2013) [-]
So do you guys speak Russian in there?
I'll take a guess and say it's not a big town, right?
User avatar #3545 - kingpoopdog (06/16/2013) [-]
It's pronounced like ru-sha-ville, but everyone always gets it wrong. Small town, but we do have a Subways
User avatar #3547 - existacne (06/16/2013) [-]
Hmm, so no Russians there... Okay, thanks for the info.
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