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#23 - Comment deleted 05/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
#45 - In mine, the pay is great but the work is unrewarding. I got …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on I take 5 0
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#50 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2015) [-]
Ah... I'm going into mechatronics with the goal of getting a comfortable 9-5 job with great pay a great salary...
#51 - kingpongthedon (05/03/2015) [-]
Don't get your hopes up, you're probably not going to find that. Comfortable, 9-5, and great pay don't go together very often for entry level jobs.
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#52 - AnomynousUser (05/03/2015) [-]
B-but... muh soggy degree....

#19 - If we're treating God as a hyperdimensional entity with respec…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on God 0
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#20 - sketchE (05/02/2015) [-]
if he opperates in the same time as us i dont think hed be able to though
#24 - 5000% of 0 is still 0. 05/02/2015 on Hot +1
#17 - Yeah, same with everybody who ever played the Sims. Didn't st…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2015 on God 0
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#18 - sketchE (05/02/2015) [-]
you know i actually came up with something. if there is a god and hes able to bother worrying about each individual he would have to be a fourth dimensional being. thats why we cant see him.

but my original point is theres 7 billion people on the planet one being couldnt possibly care about each and every one of us
#19 - kingpongthedon (05/02/2015) [-]
If we're treating God as a hyperdimensional entity with respect to space, we might as well do it with time too. If He's operating outside of time, He'd have no problem taking care of 7+ billion people.

But regardless, if we're going with the Abrahamic God, there was nothing before He created the universe. He literally has nothing better to do than look after each and every one of us. It's a good diversion from an eternity of emptiness.
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#20 - sketchE (05/02/2015) [-]
if he opperates in the same time as us i dont think hed be able to though
#168 - "No business which depends for existence on paying less t… 05/01/2015 on Pretend +4
#311 - This may be the dumbest statement I've ever seen on this site.… 05/01/2015 on That logic though! 0
#36 - We elect our representatives by popular vote in the vast major… 04/30/2015 on England +8
#34 - 1. It's a democratic republic. 2. How does any of that per…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on England +13
#35 - anon (04/30/2015) [-]
The U.S. is a Constitutional Republic you fucktard.
#36 - kingpongthedon (04/30/2015) [-]
We elect our representatives by popular vote in the vast majority of cases. And even in cases such as the election of the president where it is not a direct democracy it still heavily features democratic aspects. It's a constitutional republic, a federal republic, a democratic republic, and so on and so forth. You can't just pick one adjective for something as complex as US civics and expect it to be the only one applicable. It's much more complicated than that, you fucktard.
#53 - But what about man/waifu? 04/30/2015 on completion +1
#63 - Hardly our final form, we already did that **** over 15… 04/28/2015 on ooga-booga +1
#49 - Apparently, the dude was complaining about his back even befor… 04/28/2015 on Baltimore chimp out +1
#153 - I'd also like to add that I don't just want a quick bang, I wa… 04/26/2015 on what a time to be alive 0
#152 - No more than I need a reason to want to **** Giada. I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on what a time to be alive 0
#153 - kingpongthedon (04/26/2015) [-]
I'd also like to add that I don't just want a quick bang, I wanna wife her down. I know she's available and if she somehow sees this I don't want her thinking I'm gonna nail and bail. I'm in it for the long run.
#68 - That's not true at all though. In the eyes of the law (in the… 04/26/2015 on #YesAllCars +2
#54 - It's nothing new though, hardly specific to modern man. There…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2015 on what a time to be alive +100
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#140 - gragasvlad (04/26/2015) [-]
people loved fucking zeus when he transformed into animals
#100 - motherfuckingkenji (04/26/2015) [-]
Do I really need a reason to want to fuck this thing?
#152 - kingpongthedon (04/26/2015) [-]
No more than I need a reason to want to fuck Giada. I'm not trying to say we need to validate it to anybody, but I'm positive there is some reason behind it whether or not we're conscious of it.
#153 - kingpongthedon (04/26/2015) [-]
I'd also like to add that I don't just want a quick bang, I wanna wife her down. I know she's available and if she somehow sees this I don't want her thinking I'm gonna nail and bail. I'm in it for the long run.
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#119 - theacespecialist (04/26/2015) [-]
You're a grown ass man if not, who cares you fap to whatever you want
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#102 - commissarcrunch (04/26/2015) [-]
yes
#108 - To be fair, the last one is pretty accurate. I don't remember… 04/25/2015 on SJW Rage Comp 0
#12 - ******* scrub, gotta get onto that Giada de Laurentiis. 04/25/2015 on sweet jesus +1
#1947 - Comment deleted 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#10 - My freaky deja vu story: One time when I was about ten or …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Amusing facts +1
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#32 - shawnshyguy (04/25/2015) [-]
Spooky shit. Doesn't deserve downthumbs.
#6 - Best starter period.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Poke +1
#7 - rubusguy (04/25/2015) [-]
g1 : best-a-saur
g2 : said
g3 : leaf-lizard
g4 : tree-tortoise
g5 : bbq-pig
g6 : sink-ninja
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#18 - makotoitou (04/25/2015) [-]
4/6 good enough
#46 - I'd say you were premature in buying the coat hanger at the sa… 04/25/2015 on Walmart game +1
#36 - That sounds exactly like what I'd expect a six year old to say. 04/25/2015 on Kids are the best. +2
#102 - What they fail to mention is that there were only 4 albums rel… 04/24/2015 on Huge fact comp #7 +1
#19 - I've seen this many times and I still don't understand how I'v…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Correct, your honor -17
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#27 - pinecest (04/22/2015) [-]
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#28 - singedbrick (04/22/2015) [-]
You started spelling a lot of words wrong near the end.
#29 - pinecest (04/22/2015) [-]
exactly
#26 - leifbunny (04/22/2015) [-]
It's.... crazy how this typeface makes not only a diagonal pattern, but actually has noticable implied lines going straight through it.
#35 - cutenesseverypost (04/22/2015) [-]
There's nothing crazy about it, that's what happens when you hold ctrl+v and spam a line of text you copied that has a few spaces in it, there's nothing 'crazy' about it at all.

Away with you.
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#80 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
not sure if finals week has driven me insane but this is funnier than the fucking gif
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#21 - yourdonutz (04/22/2015) [-]
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#6 - syfygeek (10/26/2014) [-]
the deed is done
#7 to #6 - kingpongthedon (10/26/2014) [-]
**** , you got that to me quicker than I could have made toast myself. Top notch toast skills.
#5 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#4 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
first?
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