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Date Signed Up:4/08/2013
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#8 - WHAT?! You mean I got up and walked my fat ass to the phone f… 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage +2
#15 - yes. "take away the number you started with." you s… 04/24/2013 on Oh Vinny +4
#4 - Damn straight. Luigi follows Mario, day in and day out, in se…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/22/2013 on The So-called "Coward" +73
#71 - slashendrix (04/22/2013) [-]
Green Mario
User avatar #59 - UberAndrew (04/22/2013) [-]
Definitely Waluigi
#50 - underlois (04/22/2013) [-]
Or this might be happening
User avatar #26 - braggaboom (04/22/2013) [-]
Bowser is obviously the hero because of all the sex he got while waiting for mario and luigi to get there to save peach, duh.
#19 - prominant (04/22/2013) [-]
It's debatable, who's really the hero if Luigi just tags along and Mario leads him forward? One can also debate if Yoshi is the hero, he has no say and he's there for Mario and Luigi all the time? I'd say giving credit to one person is a little gay
User avatar #12 - rakdinas (04/22/2013) [-]
me. i controlled them to do it.
#10 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
Yoshi. Yoshi is the real hero. He's not even fucking mentioned in these things
User avatar #9 - lotengo (04/22/2013) [-]
if only i had a wingman like Luigi
#87 - leglessturtle (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - sneaknsnore (04/22/2013) [-]
Luigi's always been my favorite for this reason, as well as because he has so much character! He's just awesome.
User avatar #6 - royalwerewolf (04/22/2013) [-]
same
#4 - I probably should have noticed that... 04/21/2013 on Perfect Prom 0
#1 - Explain?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Perfect Prom +4
#3 - cousin has deleted their comment.
#2 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Right corner.nigga with the xbox
#4 - kingoftheassholes (04/21/2013) [-]
I probably should have noticed that...
#3 - I once had a game winning kill where I unloaded my clip next t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2013 on My teammates in call of duty +22
User avatar #21 - supamonkey (04/21/2013) [-]
I played cod only briefly because I kept unloading whole magazines into people's heads only for them to turn around and shoot me twice in the knee and kill me.
#4 - qubot (04/21/2013) [-]
i did something i thougt was impressive and everyone in the lobby got mad at me and called me a try hard faggot. here clip
User avatar #36 - turbodoosh (04/21/2013) [-]
I never understood that. What the fuck is a try hard? Isn't the point to win?
User avatar #51 - qubot (04/21/2013) [-]
a try hard in my definition is some one who trys to hard to win at any cost. whether i be camping or using cheep weapons. others may define it as being a loser or a show off.
User avatar #18 - imagnetsucks (04/21/2013) [-]
what in the hell
#11 - No. 04/21/2013 on Forever Alone Dancing +5
#19 - Yea, i was pretty much worthless against anything that wouldnt…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on Very small fallout comp 0
User avatar #21 - smasselski (04/20/2013) [-]
only way to play fallout or you should try low risk harmless quests (to get shit ton of XP), and do a lot of them to level up
#4 - That first picture gets me every time. Every detail is perfect. 04/20/2013 on Reasons to stay inside 0
#14 - Like Kagji said, it is an amazing game. I have in on ps3. you…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on Very small fallout comp 0
User avatar #28 - tealcanaan (04/21/2013) [-]
I had the same problem with "The Pitt", especially a when I tried to collect the ingots.
#13 - Fallout story #2 - Watch brother play fallout - Brothe…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2013 on Very small fallout comp +30
User avatar #15 - smasselski (04/20/2013) [-]
>find deathclaws, No chance

killed me hahahahahhaha
#19 - kingoftheassholes (04/20/2013) [-]
Yea, i was pretty much worthless against anything that wouldnt hold a conversation. I had to stop an level up for a while before i could continue lol.
User avatar #21 - smasselski (04/20/2013) [-]
only way to play fallout or you should try low risk harmless quests (to get shit ton of XP), and do a lot of them to level up
#12 - Fallout story #1 - Bit of a hoarder - Make multiple tr…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/20/2013 on Very small fallout comp +22
#31 - saiga (04/21/2013) [-]
I too love hording things. (pic related, my new vegas "armoury")
#49 - chronovi (04/21/2013) [-]
You have just gave me the best idea ever. I love you.
#70 - saiga (04/21/2013) [-]
I also love hunting Deathclaws for sport. (amongst NCR rangers and pretty much anything else that has a pulse.) (Pic related, my bathtub full of Deathclaw hands)
#71 - saiga (04/21/2013) [-]
plushies!
#72 - saiga (04/21/2013) [-]
More weapons showing that I have more nuclear power than North Korea.
#73 - saiga (04/21/2013) [-]
Last one. I don't smoke but...

(Also sorry for shit quality of pics.) I'm planning to start filling up the bar/cocktail lounge with weapons and everything else.
#13 - kingoftheassholes (04/20/2013) [-]
Fallout story #2
- Watch brother play fallout
- Brother puts most points in strenght
- Inkeeper wants 100 caps, bro gets the caps, but then asks for 300
- Brother kill his, whole town attacks
- Brother spends next 2 days killing entire town with sledge hammer.

- I start playing
- Decide to put all points in intelligence and charisma.
- Build up speech
- Bartender asks for 100 caps
- "how about you tell me for free"
- bartender tells me. continue with story
- Dinosaur guy wants me to do quest for info, tell him ill do them later
- he says ok
- This continues, I finish entire first half of game in 2 hours without ever doing a quest
- Find deathclaws. No chance.
User avatar #15 - smasselski (04/20/2013) [-]
>find deathclaws, No chance

killed me hahahahahhaha
#19 - kingoftheassholes (04/20/2013) [-]
Yea, i was pretty much worthless against anything that wouldnt hold a conversation. I had to stop an level up for a while before i could continue lol.
User avatar #21 - smasselski (04/20/2013) [-]
only way to play fallout or you should try low risk harmless quests (to get shit ton of XP), and do a lot of them to level up
#1 - Explain?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on finally I did it +2
#22 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
well the ones ive seen and used have a small plastic tube a little under the plug on the chain so that the plug wont reach. there is no plastic tube on this one
#12 - martycamp (04/18/2013) [-]
#181 - I think its a summary of every game the mets play.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Whole life was in... 0
User avatar #188 - thepedomexican (04/26/2013) [-]
LMAO
#5 - I resent that.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on when were you when merica... +1
User avatar #7 - Maroon (04/16/2013) [-]
Truth hurts.
#3 - That's actually a fairly common practice in places such as Japan.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Poke-incest +29
User avatar #48 - guymandude (04/15/2013) [-]
at least according to the japanese porn that I see
User avatar #31 - thenewnuggubler (04/15/2013) [-]
Incest or sharing rooms?
#41 - xnotcreative (04/15/2013) [-]
Sharing rooms.

When my mom lived in Korea, she had to share a single bed with her whole family.

She told me her sleepwalking habits were beaten out of her because her siblings would beat the shit out of anyone that moved in the bed. That's her reason for why she sleeps motionlessly.

This is a common thing in Asia, with the overpopulation and whatnot.
#40 - hillbillypowpow (04/15/2013) [-]
yes.
#5 - Comment deleted 04/13/2013 on Customer Name +2
#151 - -Carry a sign saying "I have a job, I have a house, but … 04/09/2013 on Really Fills My Faith Hole 0
#7 - And yet, it is probably working. Jokes on you, huh?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Girls, Y U SO CONFUSING -1
User avatar #9 - thecharliesheen (04/09/2013) [-]
Only on the stupid ones.
#103 - I once purchased a bunch of cheap, knock off gatorades called … 04/09/2013 on ...well, it got me. 0
#86 - "Can't **** in the toilet because there is n… 04/08/2013 on My fucking sides +4
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