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kingmarston

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/28/2009
Last Login:4/22/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1159 total,  1364 ,  205
Comment Thumbs: 8355 total,  9845 ,  1490
Content Level Progress: 16% (8/50)
Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:18571
Times Content Favorited:127 times
Total Comments Made:1821
FJ Points:9655
Favorite Tags: Hitler (2) | tags (2) | wwII (2)

latest user's comments

#76 - Picture 01/11/2013 on Well that escalated quickly... 0
#89 - Implying that baptism gets you into Heaven.................  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Heaven +20
#107 - fefe (01/11/2013) [-]
Well it does technically, those reborn from water will be saved. And once we're baptized you have salvation, but then you sin and you have to confess. Mhm.
#105 - dafuqman (01/11/2013) [-]
#96 - mechaemperor (01/11/2013) [-]
>Implying heaven
#97 - shugudugs (01/11/2013) [-]
#435 - Imagine is the touch sky.. 01/11/2013 on All my WAT in one place 0
#103 - Because its anal sex 01/09/2013 on Emi +1
#426 - Yes, girls have it so ******* hard...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Ballsack +11
User avatar #454 - hairydickfarts (01/09/2013) [-]
>implying that there aren't women in the army
#461 - fefe (01/09/2013) [-]
no hes implying that women dont get fucked up in the army.
they rarely go on patrol.
User avatar #459 - negativeone (01/09/2013) [-]
There aren't that many women in direct combat...
User avatar #463 - hairydickfarts (01/09/2013) [-]
because they aren't allowed.
#448 - bloodmachine (01/09/2013) [-]
Bitches whine there Pussy bleeds, Men get shot and bleed have to push through women can eat a dick.
#418 - Comment deleted 01/09/2013 on Ballsack 0
#196 - Picture 01/09/2013 on Is your joke still funny? +1
#193 - Picture  [+] (37 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Is your joke still funny? 0
#307 - vampiremeth (01/09/2013) [-]
**vampiremeth rolled a random image posted in comment #2865098 at MLP Friendly Board **
User avatar #355 - shadowallyx (01/09/2013) [-]
thats fucked up
#300 - JudasLitl (01/09/2013) [-]
**JudasLitl rolled a random image posted in comment #2349629 at FJ RPG **
#295 - clownsplosion (01/09/2013) [-]
**clownsplosion rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Cute **





Sorry I had a tard moment.
#293 - clownsplosion has deleted their comment.
#290 - dafuqman (01/09/2013) [-]
**dafuqman rolled a random image posted in comment #438177 at Anime & Manga **
#287 - TheForbiddenOne (01/09/2013) [-]
**TheForbiddenOne rolled a random image posted in comment #2452317 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#292 - TheForbiddenOne (01/09/2013) [-]
Wat.
#273 - parttimezombie (01/09/2013) [-]
**parttimezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at The amount of WAT on my face **
#266 - zandveerx (01/09/2013) [-]
**zandveerx rolled a random image posted in comment #2617796 at MLP Friendly Board **
#265 - charasmaticjdub has deleted their comment.
#245 - fefe (01/09/2013) [-]
*roll image*
#243 - pedobeardeluxe (01/09/2013) [-]
**pedobeardeluxe rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at Thirty years in jail, maybe. **
#236 - totbros (01/09/2013) [-]
**totbros rolled a random image posted in comment #415671 at Anime & Manga **
#233 - floydcalling (01/09/2013) [-]
**floydcalling rolled a random image posted in comment #387 at Far Cry 3 Logic **
#232 - totbros has deleted their comment.
#229 - madjik (01/09/2013) [-]
**madjik rolled a random image posted in comment #780 at Umbra **
#224 - spanishninja (01/09/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Fail pool **
#225 - tenthdivine (01/09/2013) [-]
**tenthdivine rolled a random image posted in comment #182959 at Pokemon **
#222 - ipaintmyfloor (01/09/2013) [-]
**ipaintmyfloor rolled a random image posted in comment #693 at The Temptress ** 1 day someone will roll nsfw for one of these... I just hope I'll be able to see it.
#220 - Ariados (01/09/2013) [-]
**Ariados rolled a random image posted in comment #2577813 at MLP Friendly Board **
#216 - fickdich (01/09/2013) [-]
**fickdich rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at BaconTits **

I hope it's an attractive female!
User avatar #219 - fickdich (01/09/2013) [-]
She appears to have vericose veins, but it's better than nothing!!
#215 - blackfloorboards (01/09/2013) [-]
**blackfloorboards rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at In the Feels man ** Fuck.
#213 - piinkamena (01/09/2013) [-]
**piinkamena rolled a random image posted in comment #429969 at Anime & Manga ** uhm...
#209 - josieabby (01/09/2013) [-]
**josieabby rolled a random image posted in comment #2354289 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **OKAY Let's do this.



please be good, please be good, please be good
User avatar #217 - josieabby (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, I am apparently fucking a Nazi Pony.

Oh, well. What's done is done.
#207 - cartrman (01/09/2013) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #2607227 at MLP Friendly Board **
#203 - happypancake (01/09/2013) [-]
**happypancake rolled a random image posted in comment #2500416 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#202 - LungsOfThunder (01/09/2013) [-]
**LungsOfThunder rolled a random image posted in comment #2476970 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#200 - krnboy (01/09/2013) [-]
**krnboy rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Tittel **
#201 - Lupitaaa (01/09/2013) [-]
**Lupitaaa rolled a random image posted in comment #2413216 at FJ RPG **
#198 - coolerasdf (01/09/2013) [-]
**coolerasdf rolled a random image posted in comment #2517956 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
User avatar #199 - coolerasdf (01/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd fuck that plane, good choice future me.
#195 - painisfunny (01/09/2013) [-]
**painisfunny rolled a random image posted in comment #2615154 at MLP Friendly Board **
#197 - painisfunny (01/09/2013) [-]
#196 - kingmarston (01/09/2013) [-]
#192 - **kingmarston rolled a random image posted in comment #277 … 01/09/2013 on Is your joke still funny? +4
#542 - Picture 01/09/2013 on 'Merica +5
#540 - Month =1-12 Day= 1-30/31 (Except February) Year= Infin… 01/09/2013 on 'Merica +5
#200 - And scorpions aren't beneficial? Camel Spiders in Iraq/Kuwait…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on Never thought about it that... 0
User avatar #204 - vladhellsing (01/08/2013) [-]
Scorpions aren't really house-dwelling arachnids so I wouldn't call them "beneficial" exactly, but they're not much to be feared either. Unless you're camping in the desert and one happens to crawl into your sleeping bag, but that's another story.
#198 - When's the last time you heard of a man being killed by a scorpion?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Never thought about it that... 0
User avatar #199 - vladhellsing (01/08/2013) [-]
Iraq, '09. Desert scorpions. They're fucking everywhere. Not sure if the soldier died, but he did get pretty damn ill.

My point was that people have an irrational fear of spiders and they shouldn't be feared at all. They're actually beneficial because they eat other pests like flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches.
User avatar #200 - kingmarston (01/08/2013) [-]
And scorpions aren't beneficial? Camel Spiders in Iraq/Kuwait are far worse than scorpions.
User avatar #204 - vladhellsing (01/08/2013) [-]
Scorpions aren't really house-dwelling arachnids so I wouldn't call them "beneficial" exactly, but they're not much to be feared either. Unless you're camping in the desert and one happens to crawl into your sleeping bag, but that's another story.
#197 - At least we are safe in the water... oh **** 01/08/2013 on Never thought about it that... +5
#193 - Because spiders inhabit nearly every corner of the earth. Whil…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Never thought about it that... +2
User avatar #196 - vladhellsing (01/08/2013) [-]
When was the last time you ever heard of someone being killed by a spider anyhow?
User avatar #316 - heartlessrobot (01/08/2013) [-]
Couple months ago a hiker in my area died from a brown recluse bite over a major artery.
User avatar #211 - jesusequalsb (01/08/2013) [-]
im pretty sure spiders kill far more people than scorpions and it is much easier for them to move from habitat to habitat i work in a grocery store and in the last month have had 2 black widow spiders in the bananas
User avatar #198 - kingmarston (01/08/2013) [-]
When's the last time you heard of a man being killed by a scorpion?
User avatar #199 - vladhellsing (01/08/2013) [-]
Iraq, '09. Desert scorpions. They're fucking everywhere. Not sure if the soldier died, but he did get pretty damn ill.

My point was that people have an irrational fear of spiders and they shouldn't be feared at all. They're actually beneficial because they eat other pests like flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches.
User avatar #200 - kingmarston (01/08/2013) [-]
And scorpions aren't beneficial? Camel Spiders in Iraq/Kuwait are far worse than scorpions.
User avatar #204 - vladhellsing (01/08/2013) [-]
Scorpions aren't really house-dwelling arachnids so I wouldn't call them "beneficial" exactly, but they're not much to be feared either. Unless you're camping in the desert and one happens to crawl into your sleeping bag, but that's another story.
#8 - Twin bothers.. 01/06/2013 on Identical? 0
#20 - You are a 7.48 out of 10 01/06/2013 on Something... -2
#11 - MS Paint skills off the charts....  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2013 on Can not pass +47
User avatar #14 - acemrhawk (01/06/2013) [-]
Acurate.
#13 - themanwithnoplan (01/06/2013) [-]
That is actually a very good representation.
#18 - Murica! Even our guns have sex! 01/06/2013 on Only in Russia +1
#82 - We waged a war on philosophy, and US won. Notice that when you… 01/06/2013 on War 0
#81 - Russia and China have nothing close to a fully operational Blu… 01/06/2013 on War 0
#80 - No matter how powerful a Nation is it can't defeat a philosoph… 01/06/2013 on War 0
#79 - By offensive war, do you mean by us attacking first? … 01/06/2013 on War 0
#104 - **kingmarston rolls 729,378,405** 01/06/2013 on Ohbruce, you so silly -2
#6 - Actually, the term ambidextrous comes from Latin, Dexter mean…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on Did you know? 0
#19 - thevic (01/05/2013) [-]
Actually, "ambi" means both. So it's "both rights" or "both lefts".

I had never heard about people not having a dominant hand, though. Although I suppose if you can use both hands, then they're not both dominant as people usually say, but rather both recessive.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Enjoy your ban, faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
LOL You got me there
#3 to #2 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
No one hides from SuperDerpy yo
User avatar #4 to #3 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
since when did FJ start banning people for that stuff? Cause like 3 months ago everything except for actual porn could be posted.
#5 to #4 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Since advertisers threatened to drop the site.
If we don't ban stuff like that FJ get's shut down man.
#6 to #5 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
ah i didn't know that.. . Ain't the same FJ anymore man..
#7 to #6 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Welp you can lame adsense and Google for that.
This is pretty much all their fault.
User avatar #8 to #7 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
blame*
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