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#2 - LOL You got me there  [+] (6 new replies) 10/31/2013 on kingmarston's profile 0
#3 - therealsuperderpy (10/31/2013) [-]
No one hides from SuperDerpy yo
User avatar #4 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
since when did FJ start banning people for that stuff? Cause like 3 months ago everything except for actual porn could be posted.
#5 - therealsuperderpy (10/31/2013) [-]
Since advertisers threatened to drop the site.
If we don't ban stuff like that FJ get's shut down man.
#6 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
ah i didn't know that.. . Ain't the same FJ anymore man..
#7 - therealsuperderpy (10/31/2013) [-]
Welp you can lame adsense and Google for that.
This is pretty much all their fault.
User avatar #8 - therealsuperderpy (10/31/2013) [-]
blame*
#144 - **kingmarston rolled a random image posted in comment #23968… 10/30/2013 on welcome to feminism +1
#101 - Picture 10/30/2013 on Gym teachers +5
#89 - Mfw U.S. spreads democracy around the world, yet the U.S. isn'…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Politics! -1
#94 - hankhillofthe (10/30/2013) [-]
Democracies don't fucking exist anywhere in a pure form. It's all varieties.

When people refer to the "Spread of Democracy", they don't mean making a government that's run by people, they mean empowering people to take a slice of the power in government.

The U.S. has been referred to as a Representative Democracy, a Constitutional Republic, and a lot of other shit.

Really, the only forms of government that exist in pure forms are Oligarchies and Republics, and even then it's always subject to change and blurs the lines in certain places. Monarchies are all parliamentary and constitutional which basically makes them republics, Dictatorships still have a private elite that helps their fucktard leader run shit because he can't do it on his own which basically makes them oligarchies, and other than all that you're looking at countries that are either in states of anarchy or are so small we don't give enough of a fuck about them to know how they run their shit.

tl;dr No one's a fucking Democracy, and anyone who says their country is is retarded.
User avatar #177 - krobeles (10/30/2013) [-]
I agree with the opinion that America is not a democracy.
However, have you been to Denmark? I'de like you to find in a flaw in our system, if you're familliar with it. If you aren't, then you really cannot speak on the topic of our democracy's validity.

Democracy isn't the idea that everyone gets a say in calling every shot. Its the idea that everyones opinion matters, and has the potential to be heard. Therefor we elect representatives to represent our opinions.
#97 - ramie (10/30/2013) [-]
His face after you just ripped him a new asshole.
#100 - hankhillofthe (10/30/2013) [-]
People shouldn't complain so much about 'Murika. I guarantee there's not a single person on FunnyJunk that has the political power to be held responsible for/understand the bullshit that our fucktard representatives on capitol titty do.

Btw, 1776th comment.

How fitting.
User avatar #104 - ramie (10/30/2013) [-]
People do not sit and fully analyze things. They get one view on something and just stick to that initial thought without fully understanding it.
#92 - freight (10/30/2013) [-]
mfw when people think a full democracy could work in a modern world
#48 - Not related at all, but does anyone have this meme that says &…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on I'm Afraid 0
User avatar #52 - dragontamers (10/30/2013) [-]
What do you mean? You just posted it.
#58 - Picture 03/21/2013 on the gboss +19
#51 - Military Dump...  [+] (6 new replies) 03/21/2013 on the gboss +35
#162 - aerosol (03/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #105 - tigersstripes (03/21/2013) [-]
why are these so entertaining?
User avatar #113 - darksideofthebeast (03/21/2013) [-]
Because people expect soldiers to be serious
Which half of them aren't
At all.
User avatar #116 - tigersstripes (03/21/2013) [-]
my dad was in training. he talks about how much they used to goof off.
#104 - jimmyrustlinhustla (03/21/2013) [-]
#58 - kingmarston (03/21/2013) [-]
#49 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on the gboss +11
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#177 - Pogue, haha jk 02/07/2013 on One Does Not Simply... 0
#173 - If you think that then you won't. Its all mental. 02/07/2013 on One Does Not Simply... +1
#171 - Its National Guard, reason why is cause I needed them to pay f… 02/07/2013 on One Does Not Simply... 0
#3600 - **kingmarston rolled a random image posted in comment #28463… 02/07/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#143 - Fort Benning, Georgia. Infantry baby!  [+] (19 new replies) 02/07/2013 on One Does Not Simply... +1
#158 - llmattll (02/07/2013) [-]
Duuude no way! Same here man. You know what batalion you'll be in?
User avatar #179 - doublefatjack (02/07/2013) [-]
fuckin 11bang-bangs
User avatar #171 - kingmarston (02/07/2013) [-]
Its National Guard, reason why is cause I needed them to pay for college, and you can't become an Infantry Officer without a degree.

Charlie Company 1/149th MEB Kentucky Army National Guard.

Its my brothers unit so we'll be together :D
User avatar #147 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
haha be prepared to get smoked every single day til roughly week 7. You're gonna get fucked up. 11c right here.
User avatar #150 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
Ah man not the fake infantry lol jk I've know some cool ass charlies
User avatar #152 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
haha fuck you, I did the same shit as everyone else.
User avatar #156 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
I know just talking shit I'm cav anyway so I can't really brag
User avatar #159 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
Lmao fuckin tankers. at least you're not an mp.
User avatar #161 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
Whoa bro tanker? Now you have really hurt my feelings I'm a scoot bro. And thank god I never considered being a damn useless mp or I'd be arresting INF's all day lol
User avatar #165 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
19k man you motherfuckers are everywhere, where you stationed?
User avatar #168 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
Nah dude I'm a scout just got out from Fort Riley and going to college on the go bill now
User avatar #214 - MacheteJoe (03/26/2013) [-]
Ugh..Fort motherfucking Riley. I spent 2006 to 2010 there beside 15 months in Iraq.I was down on the airfield with 1CAB 2-1 GSAB. They called us Hookers and we're your Chinook crew and mechs. Only positive thing I can say about the area is that junction city throws a pretty badass independence day celebration thats like a month long.
User avatar #170 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
I've heard fort riley is sweet, boring though.
User avatar #172 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
It's fun but only if you go out to Kansas City or Manhatten. Where you stationed?
User avatar #176 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
Fort Lewis, its alright.
User avatar #178 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
You gonna reenlist?
User avatar #180 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
As of now? nah Unless I can get an sf packet or something.
User avatar #182 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
I had a buddy who failed out and went nutty in afghanistan. He was from New Jersey so It can't be that bad lol
User avatar #169 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
Gi bill
#141 - What MOS?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2013 on One Does Not Simply... 0
#151 - burningheavy (02/07/2013) [-]
ARTILLERY!!!! Blow shit up from 5 miles away like a boss. Pick almost related
User avatar #177 - kingmarston (02/07/2013) [-]
Pogue, haha jk
#146 - anaklusmos (02/07/2013) [-]
I want to be a SEAL but I already know I don't have any real chance of getting it.
User avatar #173 - kingmarston (02/07/2013) [-]
If you think that then you won't. Its all mental.
#136 - MFW I leave for Basic this summer...  [+] (33 new replies) 02/07/2013 on One Does Not Simply... +15
User avatar #200 - ainsleyreborn (02/07/2013) [-]
You can go to Afghanistan and kill their soldiers to protect America!
User avatar #195 - thatonetyler (02/07/2013) [-]
same! where do you go? i go to Fort Jackson, South Carolina June 17th!!
User avatar #183 - cruzslzr (02/07/2013) [-]
It's really not as bad as people say
it'll be mostly a culture shock
everything will change from electronics, to hair, to getting used to paying for other people's mistakes
just take everything and learn the lesson behind it and learn how to do a pushup
that could help too
#175 - neoexdeath (02/07/2013) [-]
Joins the military

Shot by friendly fire during PT.
#140 - gemleonn (02/07/2013) [-]
Me too, where are you going?

My recruiter is in Colorado Springs, but I don't know where I'm going for BT
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User avatar #143 - kingmarston (02/07/2013) [-]
Fort Benning, Georgia.

Infantry baby!
#158 - llmattll (02/07/2013) [-]
Duuude no way! Same here man. You know what batalion you'll be in?
User avatar #179 - doublefatjack (02/07/2013) [-]
fuckin 11bang-bangs
User avatar #171 - kingmarston (02/07/2013) [-]
Its National Guard, reason why is cause I needed them to pay for college, and you can't become an Infantry Officer without a degree.

Charlie Company 1/149th MEB Kentucky Army National Guard.

Its my brothers unit so we'll be together :D
User avatar #147 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
haha be prepared to get smoked every single day til roughly week 7. You're gonna get fucked up. 11c right here.
User avatar #150 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
Ah man not the fake infantry lol jk I've know some cool ass charlies
User avatar #152 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
haha fuck you, I did the same shit as everyone else.
User avatar #156 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
I know just talking shit I'm cav anyway so I can't really brag
User avatar #159 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
Lmao fuckin tankers. at least you're not an mp.
User avatar #161 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
Whoa bro tanker? Now you have really hurt my feelings I'm a scoot bro. And thank god I never considered being a damn useless mp or I'd be arresting INF's all day lol
User avatar #165 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
19k man you motherfuckers are everywhere, where you stationed?
User avatar #168 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
Nah dude I'm a scout just got out from Fort Riley and going to college on the go bill now
User avatar #214 - MacheteJoe (03/26/2013) [-]
Ugh..Fort motherfucking Riley. I spent 2006 to 2010 there beside 15 months in Iraq.I was down on the airfield with 1CAB 2-1 GSAB. They called us Hookers and we're your Chinook crew and mechs. Only positive thing I can say about the area is that junction city throws a pretty badass independence day celebration thats like a month long.
User avatar #170 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
I've heard fort riley is sweet, boring though.
User avatar #172 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
It's fun but only if you go out to Kansas City or Manhatten. Where you stationed?
User avatar #176 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
Fort Lewis, its alright.
User avatar #178 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
You gonna reenlist?
User avatar #180 - imonagoat (02/07/2013) [-]
As of now? nah Unless I can get an sf packet or something.
User avatar #182 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
I had a buddy who failed out and went nutty in afghanistan. He was from New Jersey so It can't be that bad lol
User avatar #169 - desudius (02/07/2013) [-]
Gi bill
#139 - anaklusmos (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm enlisting in June.
User avatar #141 - kingmarston (02/07/2013) [-]
What MOS?
#151 - burningheavy (02/07/2013) [-]
ARTILLERY!!!! Blow shit up from 5 miles away like a boss. Pick almost related
User avatar #177 - kingmarston (02/07/2013) [-]
Pogue, haha jk
#146 - anaklusmos (02/07/2013) [-]
I want to be a SEAL but I already know I don't have any real chance of getting it.
User avatar #173 - kingmarston (02/07/2013) [-]
If you think that then you won't. Its all mental.
User avatar #138 - alfjnn (02/07/2013) [-]
Nigga that was your choice.

Why you feel?
#134 - Comment deleted 02/07/2013 on One Does Not Simply... 0
#104 - Picture 02/06/2013 on Teacher was always the... +14
#190 - *their 02/01/2013 on Fun Fact Time 0
#189 - Yes, there logic is if they can be prepared for a zombie apoca…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on Fun Fact Time 0
User avatar #190 - kingmarston (02/01/2013) [-]
*their
#171 - **kingmarston rolled a random image posted in comment #49 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on thats a lot of porn +4
#175 - biddo (02/01/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i literally fucking died from this roll kudos kid i love you
#625 - Kentucky is the same way. 02/01/2013 on Fucking NC 0
#74 - Picture 01/30/2013 on Learning Constellations +7
#72 - Highway to Billy Jefferson 01/30/2013 on Learning Constellations +1
#65 - Unfortunate Uriel 01/30/2013 on Ain't Nobody got time to... +10
#22 - I say Hooah Sergeant!!  [+] (9 new replies) 01/29/2013 on military discipline +83
#35 - somenerd (01/29/2013) [-]
#28 - bigbawser (01/29/2013) [-]
"We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA’S FUREH!"
#38 - whycanticaps (01/29/2013) [-]
#39 - bigbawser (01/29/2013) [-]
Maybe.
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#30 - dracogenetecist (01/29/2013) [-]
That's EXTRA HERESY
#29 - IbeTrollinFewl (01/29/2013) [-]
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#23 - verby (01/29/2013) [-]
But that's muh muh major gen GOOD EVENING SIR

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User avatar #1 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Enjoy your ban, faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
LOL You got me there
#3 to #2 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
No one hides from SuperDerpy yo
User avatar #4 to #3 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
since when did FJ start banning people for that stuff? Cause like 3 months ago everything except for actual porn could be posted.
#5 to #4 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Since advertisers threatened to drop the site.
If we don't ban stuff like that FJ get's shut down man.
#6 to #5 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
ah i didn't know that.. . Ain't the same FJ anymore man..
#7 to #6 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Welp you can lame adsense and Google for that.
This is pretty much all their fault.
User avatar #8 to #7 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
blame*
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