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#1720 - Picture 09/16/2012 on Mitt Romney is a Tool 0
#123 - Picture 09/10/2012 on Pizza boxes +1
#37 - Well, if the shoe fits.. 09/10/2012 on Bored During Class 0
#28 - Picture 09/10/2012 on History +10
#33 - Why would someone do this?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Bored During Class +2
#36 - pamman (09/10/2012) [-]
If I remember correctly, it was a self-immolation to free Tibet from Chinese rule.
User avatar #37 - kingmarston (09/10/2012) [-]
Well, if the shoe fits..
#32 - Picture 09/10/2012 on Bored During Class +8
#60 - Picture 09/10/2012 on Oh 4Chan +14
#57 - Picture  [+] (25 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Oh 4Chan +15
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User avatar #122 - newmanchamp (09/10/2012) [-]
Dafuq kind of a thread is this
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#76 - thereasonableperso (09/10/2012) [-]
Im scared of this thread
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#66 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
This fucking thread
#46 - Picture 09/10/2012 on Free Porn +1
#740 - I'm a Christian and what is this.. 09/10/2012 on WHAT THE FUCK +6
#443 - Did I ever say I hated gay people? All I said was I didn't s… 09/01/2012 on Colbert 0
#366 - People hating me because I'm Christian.... 08/20/2012 on Colbert -2
#283 - From a natural perspective, a species that doesn't reproduce d…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Colbert -7
#339 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
you sir don't deserve red thumbs...
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User avatar #304 - BwainPhreeze (08/20/2012) [-]
is this entirely true? or does this randomly occur? and considering that essentially all animals don't have sex for pleasure, what motive would they have?
User avatar #318 - monkee (08/20/2012) [-]
I think it is wrong to believe that only dolphins and bonobos, other than humans have sex for pleasure. Most animals cannot understand that by having sex, they will reproduce. It is said that reproduction in animals is a natural instinct. In fact, this natural instinct is pleasure (orgasm). It is possible that species become extinct because they don't see any pleasure in having sex. Species that evolved having the ability to feel orgasm, are those who do it often, and thus reproduce (reproduction not being their primary goal). In fact I believe that all species do it for pleasure. Only humans have sex with the goal of reproduction, and maybe dolphins, bonobos, rats or other thinking species. I own three male rales, and two show homosexual tendancies to one-another. They're definately doing it just for pleasure, not for procreation.
User avatar #371 - definately (08/20/2012) [-]
definitely*
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User avatar #290 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
I think quite a bit of our species needs to die out.
Too many people on the Earth.
If we made everyone in asian countries gay, then everyone would be richer.
#306 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
Except Japan, Japan needs to have more sex.
User avatar #311 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
I do love those Japanese.
No Japan=No Anime and high quality electronics.
#267 - Because I don't think its right..  [+] (14 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Colbert -4
#281 - morskoj (08/20/2012) [-]
FREEDOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
User avatar #273 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #284 - BwainPhreeze (08/20/2012) [-]
its not natural?
User avatar #283 - kingmarston (08/20/2012) [-]
From a natural perspective, a species that doesn't reproduce dies out... Then again, maybe if all the gays die out we wouldn't have to worry about gay marriage anymore...
#339 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
you sir don't deserve red thumbs...
#296 - narwhalsnballs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #304 - BwainPhreeze (08/20/2012) [-]
is this entirely true? or does this randomly occur? and considering that essentially all animals don't have sex for pleasure, what motive would they have?
User avatar #318 - monkee (08/20/2012) [-]
I think it is wrong to believe that only dolphins and bonobos, other than humans have sex for pleasure. Most animals cannot understand that by having sex, they will reproduce. It is said that reproduction in animals is a natural instinct. In fact, this natural instinct is pleasure (orgasm). It is possible that species become extinct because they don't see any pleasure in having sex. Species that evolved having the ability to feel orgasm, are those who do it often, and thus reproduce (reproduction not being their primary goal). In fact I believe that all species do it for pleasure. Only humans have sex with the goal of reproduction, and maybe dolphins, bonobos, rats or other thinking species. I own three male rales, and two show homosexual tendancies to one-another. They're definately doing it just for pleasure, not for procreation.
User avatar #371 - definately (08/20/2012) [-]
definitely*
#313 - narwhalsnballs has deleted their comment.
#309 - narwhalsnballs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #290 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
I think quite a bit of our species needs to die out.
Too many people on the Earth.
If we made everyone in asian countries gay, then everyone would be richer.
#306 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
Except Japan, Japan needs to have more sex.
User avatar #311 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
I do love those Japanese.
No Japan=No Anime and high quality electronics.
#261 - I do not support gay marriage... prepared for red thumbs...  [+] (18 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Colbert -9
#275 - elgnomo (08/20/2012) [-]
**elgnomo rolled a random image posted in comment #490282 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** faggot.
#270 - feelythefeel (08/20/2012) [-]
Well, at least you're prepared.
User avatar #266 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #267 - kingmarston (08/20/2012) [-]
Because I don't think its right..
#281 - morskoj (08/20/2012) [-]
FREEDOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
User avatar #273 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #284 - BwainPhreeze (08/20/2012) [-]
its not natural?
User avatar #283 - kingmarston (08/20/2012) [-]
From a natural perspective, a species that doesn't reproduce dies out... Then again, maybe if all the gays die out we wouldn't have to worry about gay marriage anymore...
#339 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
you sir don't deserve red thumbs...
#296 - narwhalsnballs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #304 - BwainPhreeze (08/20/2012) [-]
is this entirely true? or does this randomly occur? and considering that essentially all animals don't have sex for pleasure, what motive would they have?
User avatar #318 - monkee (08/20/2012) [-]
I think it is wrong to believe that only dolphins and bonobos, other than humans have sex for pleasure. Most animals cannot understand that by having sex, they will reproduce. It is said that reproduction in animals is a natural instinct. In fact, this natural instinct is pleasure (orgasm). It is possible that species become extinct because they don't see any pleasure in having sex. Species that evolved having the ability to feel orgasm, are those who do it often, and thus reproduce (reproduction not being their primary goal). In fact I believe that all species do it for pleasure. Only humans have sex with the goal of reproduction, and maybe dolphins, bonobos, rats or other thinking species. I own three male rales, and two show homosexual tendancies to one-another. They're definately doing it just for pleasure, not for procreation.
User avatar #371 - definately (08/20/2012) [-]
definitely*
#313 - narwhalsnballs has deleted their comment.
#309 - narwhalsnballs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #290 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
I think quite a bit of our species needs to die out.
Too many people on the Earth.
If we made everyone in asian countries gay, then everyone would be richer.
#306 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
Except Japan, Japan needs to have more sex.
User avatar #311 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
I do love those Japanese.
No Japan=No Anime and high quality electronics.
#69 - We must stop the Green Skins!  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2012 on I Love My Family +4
User avatar #73 - gameshredder (08/15/2012) [-]
the Orcs are the least of our worries.
#71 - hammerofdorn (08/15/2012) [-]
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Silly Imperial Guard. Do I need to bring up Armageddon? Go back and defend the walls like a good boy.
#198 - Looked up self erotic asphyxia.. (enlarge) 08/12/2012 on Likelihood -1
#289 - Teachers should use Fj for math lessons now... 08/12/2012 on Fucking items +3
#855 - Everyone be picking on Christians in the comments...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2012 on Checkmate, Atheists 0
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#399 - Picture 08/08/2012 on THE TOP 10 MOST EXTREME THINGS +4
#71 - Purple Lines... 08/01/2012 on Pornograph +5
#110 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Well.....Shit.. +15
#144 - fjuserethan (08/01/2012) [-]
Repost picture time!!!!
User avatar #249 - zasferta (08/01/2012) [-]
Anyone have an idea of wht game this is?
it look good...
User avatar #194 - darkjustifier (08/01/2012) [-]
WHAT GAME IS THAT?!?
#239 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Its Battlefield 3,Really awesome game made by EA,Instead of faggots quick scoping and running around with sniper rifles,while the people with assault rifles hide in corners,it just aint realistic,so im going to say,im not trying to start a shitstorm,but in my opinion,since im a more strategic gamer
BF3>CoD
32v32 (Pc) combat FTW!!!
#304 - ravenfyra (08/01/2012) [-]
Yes, you totally sound like you admire and participate in strategic thought.

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User avatar #295 - darkjustifier (08/01/2012) [-]
Any 12 year olds yelling at you for killing them?
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#149 - fjuserethan (08/01/2012) [-]
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#49 - Smart people on Funnyjunk, what is the world coming to.. 08/01/2012 on Oligarchy +15
#26 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2012 on Fuck yeah, Pikachu. 0
#46 - madeitforthemusic Comment deleted by kingmarston
#5 - **kingmarston rolled a random image posted in comment #301 … 08/01/2012 on Nigger +4

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User avatar #1 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Enjoy your ban, faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
LOL You got me there
#3 to #2 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
No one hides from SuperDerpy yo
User avatar #4 to #3 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
since when did FJ start banning people for that stuff? Cause like 3 months ago everything except for actual porn could be posted.
#5 to #4 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Since advertisers threatened to drop the site.
If we don't ban stuff like that FJ get's shut down man.
#6 to #5 - kingmarston (10/31/2013) [-]
ah i didn't know that.. . Ain't the same FJ anymore man..
#7 to #6 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Welp you can lame adsense and Google for that.
This is pretty much all their fault.
User avatar #8 to #7 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
blame*
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