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kingmarston

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Date Signed Up:12/28/2009
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#426 - Yes, girls have it so ******* hard...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Ballsack +11
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#454 - hairydickfarts (01/09/2013) [-]
>implying that there aren't women in the army
#461 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
no hes implying that women dont get fucked up in the army.
they rarely go on patrol.
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#459 - negativeone (01/09/2013) [-]
There aren't that many women in direct combat...
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#463 - hairydickfarts (01/09/2013) [-]
because they aren't allowed.
#448 - bloodmachine (01/09/2013) [-]
Bitches whine there Pussy bleeds, Men get shot and bleed have to push through women can eat a dick.
#418 - Comment deleted 01/09/2013 on Ballsack 0
#196 - Picture 01/09/2013 on Is your joke still funny? +1
#193 - Picture  [+] (37 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Is your joke still funny? 0
#307 - vampiremeth (01/09/2013) [-]
**vampiremeth rolled a random image posted in comment #2865098 at MLP Friendly Board **
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#355 - shadowallyx (01/09/2013) [-]
thats fucked up
#300 - JudasLitl (01/09/2013) [-]
**JudasLitl rolled a random image posted in comment #2349629 at FJ RPG **
#295 - clownsplosion (01/09/2013) [-]
**clownsplosion rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Cute **





Sorry I had a tard moment.
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#290 - dafuqman (01/09/2013) [-]
**dafuqman rolled a random image posted in comment #438177 at Anime & Manga **
#287 - TheForbiddenOne (01/09/2013) [-]
**TheForbiddenOne rolled a random image posted in comment #2452317 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#292 - TheForbiddenOne (01/09/2013) [-]
Wat.
#273 - parttimezombie (01/09/2013) [-]
**parttimezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at The amount of WAT on my face **
#266 - zandveerx (01/09/2013) [-]
**zandveerx rolled a random image posted in comment #2617796 at MLP Friendly Board **
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#245 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
*roll image*
#243 - pedobeardeluxe (01/09/2013) [-]
**pedobeardeluxe rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at Thirty years in jail, maybe. **
#236 - totbros (01/09/2013) [-]
**totbros rolled a random image posted in comment #415671 at Anime & Manga **
#233 - floydcalling (01/09/2013) [-]
**floydcalling rolled a random image posted in comment #387 at Far Cry 3 Logic **
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#229 - madjik (01/09/2013) [-]
**madjik rolled a random image posted in comment #780 at Umbra **
#224 - spanishninja (01/09/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Fail pool **
#225 - tenthdivine (01/09/2013) [-]
**tenthdivine rolled a random image posted in comment #182959 at Pokemon **
#222 - ipaintmyfloor (01/09/2013) [-]
**ipaintmyfloor rolled a random image posted in comment #693 at The Temptress ** 1 day someone will roll nsfw for one of these... I just hope I'll be able to see it.
#220 - Ariados (01/09/2013) [-]
**Ariados rolled a random image posted in comment #2577813 at MLP Friendly Board **
#216 - fickdich (01/09/2013) [-]
**fickdich rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at BaconTits **

I hope it's an attractive female!
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#219 - fickdich (01/09/2013) [-]
She appears to have vericose veins, but it's better than nothing!!
#215 - blackfloorboards (01/09/2013) [-]
**blackfloorboards rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at In the Feels man ** Fuck.
#213 - piinkamena (01/09/2013) [-]
**piinkamena rolled a random image posted in comment #429969 at Anime & Manga ** uhm...
#209 - josieabby (01/09/2013) [-]
**josieabby rolled a random image posted in comment #2354289 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **OKAY Let's do this.



please be good, please be good, please be good
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#217 - josieabby (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, I am apparently fucking a Nazi Pony.

Oh, well. What's done is done.
#207 - cartrman (01/09/2013) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #2607227 at MLP Friendly Board **
#203 - happypancake (01/09/2013) [-]
**happypancake rolled a random image posted in comment #2500416 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#202 - LungsOfThunder (01/09/2013) [-]
**LungsOfThunder rolled a random image posted in comment #2476970 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#200 - krnboy (01/09/2013) [-]
**krnboy rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Tittel **
#201 - Lupitaaa (01/09/2013) [-]
**Lupitaaa rolled a random image posted in comment #2413216 at FJ RPG **
#198 - coolerasdf (01/09/2013) [-]
**coolerasdf rolled a random image posted in comment #2517956 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
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#199 - coolerasdf (01/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd fuck that plane, good choice future me.
#195 - painisfunny (01/09/2013) [-]
**painisfunny rolled a random image posted in comment #2615154 at MLP Friendly Board **
#197 - painisfunny (01/09/2013) [-]
#196 - kingmarston (01/09/2013) [-]
#192 - **kingmarston rolled a random image posted in comment #277 … 01/09/2013 on Is your joke still funny? +4
#542 - Picture 01/09/2013 on 'Merica +5
#540 - Month =1-12 Day= 1-30/31 (Except February) Year= Infin… 01/09/2013 on 'Merica +5
#200 - And scorpions aren't beneficial? Camel Spiders in Iraq/Kuwait…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on Never thought about it that... 0
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#204 - vladhellsing (01/08/2013) [-]
Scorpions aren't really house-dwelling arachnids so I wouldn't call them "beneficial" exactly, but they're not much to be feared either. Unless you're camping in the desert and one happens to crawl into your sleeping bag, but that's another story.
#198 - When's the last time you heard of a man being killed by a scorpion?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Never thought about it that... 0
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#199 - vladhellsing (01/08/2013) [-]
Iraq, '09. Desert scorpions. They're fucking everywhere. Not sure if the soldier died, but he did get pretty damn ill.

My point was that people have an irrational fear of spiders and they shouldn't be feared at all. They're actually beneficial because they eat other pests like flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches.
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#200 - kingmarston (01/08/2013) [-]
And scorpions aren't beneficial? Camel Spiders in Iraq/Kuwait are far worse than scorpions.
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#204 - vladhellsing (01/08/2013) [-]
Scorpions aren't really house-dwelling arachnids so I wouldn't call them "beneficial" exactly, but they're not much to be feared either. Unless you're camping in the desert and one happens to crawl into your sleeping bag, but that's another story.
#197 - At least we are safe in the water... oh **** 01/08/2013 on Never thought about it that... +5