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Date Signed Up:4/19/2012
Last Login:9/01/2014
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Content Thumbs: 12228 total,  13926 ,  1698
Comment Thumbs: 18785 total,  24062 ,  5277
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 318 Comments: Wizard → Level 319 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:438253
Times Content Favorited:741 times
Total Comments Made:7292
FJ Points:11358

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#68 - gratz, you're a hipster. 05/23/2013 on Hand Made Fusions 0
#14 - hahaha i failed my test but people on the internet like me now, right? 05/23/2013 on He may be correct though 0
#104 - Picture 05/23/2013 on the more you know +1
#3291 - 3edgy5me 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +1
#3183 - ladies please, contain your orgasms  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +2
User avatar #3191 - vatra (05/23/2013) [-]
Your eyebrows kind of look like the bat symbol.
#47 - bacon cooked on a campfire is the best bacon ive ever had 05/23/2013 on Pokémon Compilation 0
#93 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on new microwave came with... -4
#106 - comanderspy (05/23/2013) [-]
#95 - rangerofthesea (05/23/2013) [-]
noone gives a fuck. that is all. theres going to be reposts...suck it up you man-baby
#200 - or, you know, just post the ******* video  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Who is Ready to Learn Some... 0
#202 - maysonlee has deleted their comment.
#494 - are you sure it wasnt cancer you were diagnosed with? it looks… 05/23/2013 on Description -6
#11 - dogs also eat their own **** and vomit  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2013 on glorious canine master species +63
User avatar #62 - omninickk (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, but only if you don't feed them and care for them well enough.
User avatar #50 - messerauditore (05/22/2013) [-]
Did you mean vomit the shit? Because last time I checked, dogs weren't the only species to vomit...
User avatar #105 - maggotarms (05/22/2013) [-]
they eat their own shit and vomit, they also drink sea water and vomit and then go back into the sea and drink more until you stop them
User avatar #111 - shumdek (05/22/2013) [-]
That very much depends on your dog.
User avatar #113 - maggotarms (05/22/2013) [-]
thats a fair point, *most dogs drink seawater and vomit and then go back and drink more
User avatar #21 - anonymoose (05/22/2013) [-]
Just like us.
User avatar #13 - bocatadesesos (05/22/2013) [-]
and then they clean their vomit, the perfect pet
#55 - Valve is already on it.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on /v/ on Xbox ONE +2
User avatar #59 - theexo (05/22/2013) [-]
didn't that fail because they figured out the projected price was going to be around 900 dollars?
User avatar #56 - taintedangel (05/22/2013) [-]
You mean the box that let's your stream the video of the game your playing through the internet on toy your computer so you can play high-end games on a low-end pc?
#53 - you mean the computer ive had for over a year?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2013 on /v/ on Xbox ONE +148
#103 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
You mean (with the exception of 2+ TB HDD, whatever that is) every single computer that can connect to the internet?
User avatar #54 - supamonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo: If you're reading this, make a PC.
User avatar #59 - theexo (05/22/2013) [-]
didn't that fail because they figured out the projected price was going to be around 900 dollars?
User avatar #56 - taintedangel (05/22/2013) [-]
You mean the box that let's your stream the video of the game your playing through the internet on toy your computer so you can play high-end games on a low-end pc?
#158 - teacher hugging a student? teacher is promptly fired, has to m… 05/22/2013 on Read Description +7
#63 - how to be a douchebag and ruin peoples day 05/22/2013 on Funny Business 0
#241 - tl r verison "I have no self-control" 05/22/2013 on *urgent message* +1
#99 - weapon is pointed towards the right...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on our grandparents were just... -1
#101 - cabbagemayhem (05/22/2013) [-]
It's called back-blast.
#8 - "my" school  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on senior skip day at my school +1
#11 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
That's casualjacket alright, always taking credit for other's work/ideas. Just downvote everything he posts, everytime. Lets see if he can learn some humbleness.
#12 - hey look leaves! lollol must be pot 420 blaze it faggot smoke … 05/21/2013 on Disney is still at it +21
#91 - i dont know where that is  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on /mlp/ and the... -3
User avatar #92 - defensive (05/21/2013) [-]
What can I do? I gave you your wish now scram.
#87 - i wanna ride the pony! sexually!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2013 on /mlp/ and the... -5
User avatar #90 - defensive (05/21/2013) [-]
Ok then, your wish is granted.

Your pony is now ready and waiting at your local bus depot.
User avatar #91 - kinglobster (05/21/2013) [-]
i dont know where that is
User avatar #92 - defensive (05/21/2013) [-]
What can I do? I gave you your wish now scram.
#84 - whoa calm down, fella. this isnt a shouting match. you dont ne…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2013 on /mlp/ and the... -3
#89 - rainbowdashscout (05/21/2013) [-]
im just saiyan, it's a good show, and you shouldn't look at the bad side of the fandom (as there is a bad side wither EVERY fandom) and make your assumption for yourself based on the show
User avatar #86 - defensive (05/21/2013) [-]
*Poof* Summoned once again.

Ok lobster, you get one wish.
User avatar #87 - kinglobster (05/21/2013) [-]
i wanna ride the pony! sexually!
User avatar #90 - defensive (05/21/2013) [-]
Ok then, your wish is granted.

Your pony is now ready and waiting at your local bus depot.
User avatar #91 - kinglobster (05/21/2013) [-]
i dont know where that is
User avatar #92 - defensive (05/21/2013) [-]
What can I do? I gave you your wish now scram.
#65 - Picture 05/21/2013 on Party hard 0
#64 - Picture 05/21/2013 on Party hard +1
#39 - booty warrior 05/21/2013 on #Twerk4Freedom 0
#79 - its okay to be gay . the world is becoming a much more accept…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/21/2013 on /mlp/ and the... -6
#97 - sonicg (05/22/2013) [-]
Everybody is gay for Spitfire.
#83 - rainbowdashscout (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm not homosexual, in fact i have never met a homosexual brony before... making that assumption shows that you have never seen the show
User avatar #84 - kinglobster (05/21/2013) [-]
whoa calm down, fella. this isnt a shouting match. you dont need to get all defensive and angry about it.
#89 - rainbowdashscout (05/21/2013) [-]
im just saiyan, it's a good show, and you shouldn't look at the bad side of the fandom (as there is a bad side wither EVERY fandom) and make your assumption for yourself based on the show
User avatar #86 - defensive (05/21/2013) [-]
*Poof* Summoned once again.

Ok lobster, you get one wish.
User avatar #87 - kinglobster (05/21/2013) [-]
i wanna ride the pony! sexually!
User avatar #90 - defensive (05/21/2013) [-]
Ok then, your wish is granted.

Your pony is now ready and waiting at your local bus depot.
User avatar #91 - kinglobster (05/21/2013) [-]
i dont know where that is
User avatar #92 - defensive (05/21/2013) [-]
What can I do? I gave you your wish now scram.
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User avatar #487 - hieronymous (10/30/2013) [-]
ass titties ass and titties
#486 - wallaby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #478 - PopcornViking (11/24/2012) [-]
go for 10k child soldiers for the badge
User avatar #479 to #478 - kinglobster (11/24/2012) [-]
wut badge
User avatar #480 to #479 - PopcornViking (11/24/2012) [-]
idk get 10k and then bother kim jong for a badge
User avatar #481 to #480 - kinglobster (11/24/2012) [-]
ive bugged kim jong for things before, never works out
#475 - logant (11/18/2012) [-]
No you.
User avatar #473 - relaxx (10/11/2012) [-]
Can I have some fish or the poop? :3
User avatar #471 - fappmaster (10/10/2012) [-]
your not trading those kony's right?
User avatar #472 to #471 - kinglobster (10/10/2012) [-]
hell nah
User avatar #470 - nillabonbon (10/05/2012) [-]
King, I don't know why you picked me, but thank you so much. :)

I can send over Kony kids if you want them?
User avatar #468 - fullretard (10/05/2012) [-]
sory
User avatar #469 to #468 - kinglobster (10/05/2012) [-]
you already have 10 lol
User avatar #467 - discord (10/05/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #456 - owbank (10/04/2012) [-]
can i haz dat poop
User avatar #442 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
**kinglobster rolls 24**
#463 to #442 - keldep **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #461 to #442 - zetsumeitaka (10/04/2012) [-]
Congratulations on your prize keldep
User avatar #458 to #442 - sixty (10/04/2012) [-]
Oh well...
User avatar #453 to #442 - Vegetaftfw (10/04/2012) [-]
Congrats keldep :)
User avatar #452 to #442 - quiggles (10/04/2012) [-]
Congrats to keldep
User avatar #450 to #442 - Blackmage (10/04/2012) [-]
Congratulations to Keldep.
User avatar #436 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
**kinglobster rolls 52**
User avatar #433 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
**kinglobster rolls 90**
User avatar #424 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
**kinglobster rolls 00**
User avatar #428 to #424 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
aint that how it goes
User avatar #415 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
i will roll 2 until a number on the list is rolled. whoever that number belongs to wins kim jongs pie.
User avatar #414 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
01 - leavemyinternetz
02 - markiie
03 - vegetaftfw
04 - thecatdidit
05 - pokemonstheshiz
06 - orx
07 - xiiichucklez
08 - reevers
09 - flaminggypsy
10 - blackmage
11 - moocows
12 - sixty
13 - waaw
14 - drakedrake
15 - whattimeisit
16 - quiggles
17 - nevermentioned
18 - wazamm
19 - tetris fan
20 - pornzmon
21 - welcomebacktoclass
22 - jorgethemaster
23 - graemearg
24 - keldep
25 - anxious
26 - ferndizzle
27 - shavedvaginaqueefs
28 - weinerdick
29 - deathbite
30 - tahusauras
31 - musubidachi
32 - tonykornheiser
33 - jostin
34 - bigleaguechew
35 - chewieisthebest
36 - jaken
37 - zetsumeitaka
38 - owbank
39 - wikkles
#462 to #414 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #447 to #414 - sixty (10/04/2012) [-]
Wait, is this for the Kim jong chocolate pie?
User avatar #446 to #414 - Jostin (10/04/2012) [-]
Someone mentioned me in a comment! and it wasnt someone mispelling justin beiber!
User avatar #445 to #414 - Blackmage (10/04/2012) [-]
Lets do this.
User avatar #444 to #414 - owbank (10/04/2012) [-]
Are you going to do a roll, and whose number gets rolled wins?
User avatar #443 to #414 - pornzmon (10/04/2012) [-]
guys click view content, then scroll around, you'll figure it out
User avatar #465 to #441 - jorgethemaster (10/04/2012) [-]
did he already give it away?
User avatar #437 to #414 - thecatdidit (10/04/2012) [-]
What is the list for?
User avatar #460 to #437 - nevermentioned (10/04/2012) [-]
the pie contest
User avatar #435 to #414 - sixty (10/04/2012) [-]
Why am I number 12 at something?
#434 to #414 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #431 to #414 - pokemonstheshiz (10/04/2012) [-]
what is going on?
User avatar #429 to #414 - musubidachi (10/04/2012) [-]
woo 31!
User avatar #427 to #414 - Vegetaftfw (10/04/2012) [-]
I like 3.
#438 to #427 - reevers (10/04/2012) [-]
How can I thumb you?
#423 to #414 - zetsumeitaka (10/04/2012) [-]
Not entirely sure what this is. But thanks for the notification.
#439 to #423 - zetsumeitaka (10/04/2012) [-]
oh wait. i remember now
#457 to #455 - zetsumeitaka (10/04/2012) [-]
Yup. Love their comics.
User avatar #421 to #414 - quiggles (10/04/2012) [-]
What's this?
User avatar #420 to #414 - waaw (10/04/2012) [-]
13. My lucky number
User avatar #430 to #420 - xiiichucklez (10/04/2012) [-]
Holy **** , yours too?
User avatar #419 to #414 - Jaken (10/04/2012) [-]
yeah 36
User avatar #418 to #414 - sixty (10/04/2012) [-]
?
User avatar #417 to #414 - weinerdick (10/04/2012) [-]
Wuzzup?
User avatar #412 - thelastuchiha (10/04/2012) [-]
Can i get the Special Mystic Quartz PLease :O
User avatar #409 - jorgethemaster (10/04/2012) [-]
how much longer till final giveaway?

User avatar #410 to #409 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
right now
User avatar #408 - Vegetaftfw (10/04/2012) [-]
Thanks again :)
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