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#11 - person dies, TIME TO MAKE A MEME OUT OF THEM!!!! le le xDDDDDDDDD  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Well Shit -75
#91 - Womens Study Major (06/21/2013) [-]
'Snot a meme, lurk moar, otherwise you will be called an 11 year old. Whether or not its true, you still don't want to be called that on the Internet.

Anyway, the caption was not disrespectful.
#13 - hoskins (06/20/2013) [-]
"Guys, I dislike what he did on the internet, so I'm going to make a false imitation that makes him look like a moron! Ha!"

Die.
#19 - Womens Study Major (06/20/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #14 - kinglobster (06/20/2013) [-]
die? so you can make a meme out of me? nice try, very sneaky.
#20 - Womens Study Major (06/20/2013) [-]
It's not a meme, it's a photo with a caption.
#15 - hoskins (06/20/2013) [-]
much better, i salute you good sir
#73 - WHOA 700 volts!!!!! I'd hate to see what those standard issue …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/20/2013 on What happens when 700 volts... +3
User avatar #77 - corso (06/20/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #76 - casualgamerdk (06/20/2013) [-]
it's the amps that kills you, the higher the voltage the lower the amp
User avatar #90 - bandoslootshare (06/20/2013) [-]
Voltage/Resistance=Amps
Our body has a certain amount of resistance
2M Ohms or so when you are dry

If you are wet, you can die from a smaller voltage
It does take a lot of voltage to kill you, but the amps are determined by the voltage, since our body has a set resistance

tl;dr voltage are related to amps and changing one changes the other, higher voltage tends to mean higher amps since our body has a set resistance
User avatar #99 - DeeJayBee (06/20/2013) [-]
its a combination of the two, the uk national grid has transmission voltages up to 400kv, sure a higher voltage means a lower current can be accommodate in a relatively small cable but the rate at which that current flows would fuck you up. voltage times current equals power (watts)

what i'm surprised about with the image is that its his left arm, one killer with getting a shock is your heart frequency can be messed up meaning you could appear fine for a minute after a shock but then collapse and die
User avatar #80 - casualgamerdk (06/20/2013) [-]
but i am not so sure, been a while since i read about it
User avatar #88 - sidedoor (06/20/2013) [-]
Posted this earlier, but free education.

You are right. Voltage doesn't kill you. Ampers kill you, aka the current.

I=U/R (Direct current formula) very similar to AC just more simple.

Body resistance with dry skin varies from 1,000 to 100,000 Ohms
Currents from 0.1 to 0.2 amps are lethal. Anything above and the man can be saved if given immediate attention. Anything less, and you get lesser and lesser effects down to minor sensation of current.


So:
At 1000 Ohm body resistance, a voltage of 100-200 V is needed to produce 0,1-0,2 Amperes.
At 100 000 Ohm body resistance, a voltage of 10 000-20 000V is needed to produce 0,1-0,2 Amperes.

Which means that the current (amperes) kill you, instead of the voltage.

If voltage is the killer, we would die from car door/doorknob zaps, which can be about 20,000 to 25,000 volts.
User avatar #91 - casualgamerdk (06/20/2013) [-]
Exactly what he said xD
User avatar #89 - sidedoor (06/20/2013) [-]
Although your (the higher the voltage the lower the amp) is wrong.
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#180 - wow, that was most incredible thing ive ever seen. i didnt rea… 06/20/2013 on Moooooom! 0
#31 - "rare" photos, but ive seen them all already 06/19/2013 on Rare photos 0
#96 - relevant 06/19/2013 on Why bronies are single +1
#104 - NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! 06/19/2013 on Wait, what? +24
#2 - congratulations, you rehashed a michael jackson joke we told i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Orphans +27
User avatar #10 - rieskimo (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty confident that this joke is so old, that Michael Jackson joke was based off of this. "Rabbi, Priest, and whoeverthefuckelse" is a pretty standard joke set up.
#41 - this is.....just the right amount 06/18/2013 on Anne Frank 0
#68 - holy this, the natives to this planet are ******* … 06/18/2013 on Witty title -1
#67 - how have you changed? says something that hasnt changed. 06/18/2013 on Freshmen +3
#76 - beatingadeadhorse.gif  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Shoes 0
#77 - froggerhasxbox (06/18/2013) [-]
#48 - herpy derpy ak;lsdjfaijewiofji421jflk43f4098fnmewklfnm ,mnb jn j 06/17/2013 on :( -1
#20 - way to post as anon and thumb yourself up.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on :( -11
User avatar #32 - darksideofthebeast (06/17/2013) [-]
You really are that stupid aren't you?
User avatar #48 - kinglobster (06/17/2013) [-]
herpy derpy ak;lsdjfaijewiofji421jflk43f4098fnmewklfnm ,mnb jn j
#18 - its still called a playground, not a tankground. hey mom, can …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on :( -17
#19 - Womens Study Major (06/17/2013) [-]
You must be so much fun in parties.
User avatar #20 - kinglobster (06/17/2013) [-]
way to post as anon and thumb yourself up.
User avatar #32 - darksideofthebeast (06/17/2013) [-]
You really are that stupid aren't you?
User avatar #48 - kinglobster (06/17/2013) [-]
herpy derpy ak;lsdjfaijewiofji421jflk43f4098fnmewklfnm ,mnb jn j
#15 - you must be fun at parties 06/17/2013 on Love the leaves 0
#46 - "spankle" 06/17/2013 on Perfectly Timed Screencap +2
#6 - thats what happens when you leave the house  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on what light, Mr. Officer? +2
#8 - bostpost (06/17/2013) [-]
#213 - "I work for my **** " "I get pa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Powerpuff Consoles 0
User avatar #214 - lazaman (06/17/2013) [-]
I don't get payed in CASH
I don't get allowance or anything.
I get game systems though.
I have to buy my games myself to, so I have to get additional odd jobs to do for other folks if I want cash to get a game.
#67 - you're not trying very hard 06/17/2013 on Seems legit +1
#23 - the last time i heard THAT joke... also every word is capitali… 06/16/2013 on wut ._. 0
#51 - Picture 06/16/2013 on 16 people having a worst... +2
#38 - danny devito is the obvious choice  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Nicolas Cage +12
#41 - woodywoodlinson (06/16/2013) [-]
#159 - how can you tell if a computer is "high end" just fr… 06/16/2013 on What a surprise -1
#113 - was born the same day as her, so id like to think we were mean…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Newspaper +9
#117 - Womens Study Major (06/16/2013) [-]
ill eat ur bread u bitch
#72 - Comment deleted 06/15/2013 on I've seen him/her somewhere... 0
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User avatar #487 - hieronymous (10/30/2013) [-]
ass titties ass and titties
#486 - wallaby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #478 - PopcornViking (11/24/2012) [-]
go for 10k child soldiers for the badge
User avatar #479 to #478 - kinglobster (11/24/2012) [-]
wut badge
User avatar #480 to #479 - PopcornViking (11/24/2012) [-]
idk get 10k and then bother kim jong for a badge
User avatar #481 to #480 - kinglobster (11/24/2012) [-]
ive bugged kim jong for things before, never works out
#475 - logant (11/18/2012) [-]
No you.
User avatar #473 - relaxx (10/11/2012) [-]
Can I have some fish or the poop? :3
User avatar #471 - fappmaster (10/10/2012) [-]
your not trading those kony's right?
User avatar #472 to #471 - kinglobster (10/10/2012) [-]
hell nah
User avatar #470 - nillabonbon (10/05/2012) [-]
King, I don't know why you picked me, but thank you so much. :)

I can send over Kony kids if you want them?
User avatar #468 - fullretard (10/05/2012) [-]
sory
User avatar #469 to #468 - kinglobster (10/05/2012) [-]
you already have 10 lol
User avatar #467 - discord (10/05/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #456 - owbank (10/04/2012) [-]
can i haz dat poop
User avatar #442 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
**kinglobster rolls 24**
#463 to #442 - keldep **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #461 to #442 - zetsumeitaka (10/04/2012) [-]
Congratulations on your prize keldep
User avatar #458 to #442 - sixty (10/04/2012) [-]
Oh well...
User avatar #453 to #442 - Vegetaftfw (10/04/2012) [-]
Congrats keldep :)
User avatar #452 to #442 - quiggles (10/04/2012) [-]
Congrats to keldep
User avatar #450 to #442 - Blackmage (10/04/2012) [-]
Congratulations to Keldep.
User avatar #436 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
**kinglobster rolls 52**
User avatar #433 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
**kinglobster rolls 90**
User avatar #424 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
**kinglobster rolls 00**
User avatar #428 to #424 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
aint that how it goes
User avatar #415 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
i will roll 2 until a number on the list is rolled. whoever that number belongs to wins kim jongs pie.
User avatar #414 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
01 - leavemyinternetz
02 - markiie
03 - vegetaftfw
04 - thecatdidit
05 - pokemonstheshiz
06 - orx
07 - xiiichucklez
08 - reevers
09 - flaminggypsy
10 - blackmage
11 - moocows
12 - sixty
13 - waaw
14 - drakedrake
15 - whattimeisit
16 - quiggles
17 - nevermentioned
18 - wazamm
19 - tetris fan
20 - pornzmon
21 - welcomebacktoclass
22 - jorgethemaster
23 - graemearg
24 - keldep
25 - anxious
26 - ferndizzle
27 - shavedvaginaqueefs
28 - weinerdick
29 - deathbite
30 - tahusauras
31 - musubidachi
32 - tonykornheiser
33 - jostin
34 - bigleaguechew
35 - chewieisthebest
36 - jaken
37 - zetsumeitaka
38 - owbank
39 - wikkles
#462 to #414 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #447 to #414 - sixty (10/04/2012) [-]
Wait, is this for the Kim jong chocolate pie?
User avatar #446 to #414 - Jostin (10/04/2012) [-]
Someone mentioned me in a comment! and it wasnt someone mispelling justin beiber!
User avatar #445 to #414 - Blackmage (10/04/2012) [-]
Lets do this.
User avatar #444 to #414 - owbank (10/04/2012) [-]
Are you going to do a roll, and whose number gets rolled wins?
User avatar #443 to #414 - pornzmon (10/04/2012) [-]
guys click view content, then scroll around, you'll figure it out
User avatar #465 to #441 - jorgethemaster (10/04/2012) [-]
did he already give it away?
User avatar #437 to #414 - thecatdidit (10/04/2012) [-]
What is the list for?
User avatar #460 to #437 - nevermentioned (10/04/2012) [-]
the pie contest
User avatar #435 to #414 - sixty (10/04/2012) [-]
Why am I number 12 at something?
#434 to #414 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #431 to #414 - pokemonstheshiz (10/04/2012) [-]
what is going on?
User avatar #429 to #414 - musubidachi (10/04/2012) [-]
woo 31!
User avatar #427 to #414 - Vegetaftfw (10/04/2012) [-]
I like 3.
#438 to #427 - reevers (10/04/2012) [-]
How can I thumb you?
User avatar #426 to #414 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
35 yay
#423 to #414 - zetsumeitaka (10/04/2012) [-]
Not entirely sure what this is. But thanks for the notification.
#439 to #423 - zetsumeitaka (10/04/2012) [-]
oh wait. i remember now
#457 to #455 - zetsumeitaka (10/04/2012) [-]
Yup. Love their comics.
User avatar #421 to #414 - quiggles (10/04/2012) [-]
What's this?
User avatar #420 to #414 - waaw (10/04/2012) [-]
13. My lucky number
User avatar #430 to #420 - xiiichucklez (10/04/2012) [-]
Holy **** , yours too?
User avatar #419 to #414 - Jaken (10/04/2012) [-]
yeah 36
User avatar #418 to #414 - sixty (10/04/2012) [-]
?
User avatar #417 to #414 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Wuzzup?
User avatar #412 - thelastuchiha (10/04/2012) [-]
Can i get the Special Mystic Quartz PLease :O
User avatar #409 - jorgethemaster (10/04/2012) [-]
how much longer till final giveaway?

User avatar #410 to #409 - kinglobster (10/04/2012) [-]
right now
User avatar #408 - Vegetaftfw (10/04/2012) [-]
Thanks again :)
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