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#6 - Technically the moment she becomes drunk she can no longer giv…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Alcohol -1
#8 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
Drunk people can still give consent unless they're so drunk the don't even know what's going on around them. The sobrity of the other person has nothing to do with it.
Hence the link

The people who think that is rape are the reason people don't take rape seriously...
User avatar #11 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
The people you're referring to in the start of that comment aren't that drunk then, tipsy at most. Sobriety has everything to do with it, it might not be rape in it's worst form, aka the "struggle snuggle". However, taking advantage of drunk chicks is wrong in every way and might as well be considered rape.
#12 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
'Might as well be considered rape'

I know you mean well, but statements like this simply trivialise rape and breed contempt. You are responsible for your own actions when drunk, which is why we prosecute drunk drivers.
User avatar #14 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
That scenario is completely different though, the drunk driver isn't the victim but the offender. The victim of a drunk driver is about as helpless as a drunk rape victim.

Why exactly would it be fair that the offender (who is completely aware of what he/she would be doing to the victim) is in no way accountable, even though the offender manipulated and cheated someone in a bad mental state?
#15 - helpless (05/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't raped
User avatar #16 - kingkittan (05/18/2014) [-]
clever bastard.
#56 - oh my god 05/17/2014 on Description 0
#29 - I'm pretty sure that would've been a snuff movie. 05/16/2014 on prank gone right 0
#10 - CNN has been known to interview people in the middle of mourni…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on fox news 0
User avatar #11 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. I don't trust any news on a major media source unless there's multiple reports saying the same thing.
#8 - I'm just gonna stand up and say: if you feel discriminated aga…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on white -8
User avatar #17 - newmanbiggeo (05/12/2014) [-]
go back to tumblr nigger
#10 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah, because as some white dude, affirmative action makes my job prospects much more insecure.
#166 - Put it like this, if you walk up to a girl and she crosses her… 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut 0
#162 - keyword: usually.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut 0
#165 - kanedam (05/11/2014) [-]
so the girls you know in dresses usually spread their legs immediately when they flirt?
#166 - kingkittan (05/11/2014) [-]
Put it like this, if you walk up to a girl and she crosses her legs she's probably not into you/intimidated by you.

If her legs are already crossed but she warms up to you, those legs are bound to go open sooner or later.
#159 - Not sure how you observed that. her legs being crossed usually…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut 0
#161 - kanedam (05/11/2014) [-]
because all girls spread their legs immediately...
User avatar #162 - kingkittan (05/11/2014) [-]
keyword: usually.
#165 - kanedam (05/11/2014) [-]
so the girls you know in dresses usually spread their legs immediately when they flirt?
#166 - kingkittan (05/11/2014) [-]
Put it like this, if you walk up to a girl and she crosses her legs she's probably not into you/intimidated by you.

If her legs are already crossed but she warms up to you, those legs are bound to go open sooner or later.
#235 - I'm with this guy. 05/11/2014 on feminism +2
#37 - Don't talk **** about Mario Balotelli m8.  [+] (17 new replies) 05/09/2014 on (untitled) +15
#85 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/09/2014) [-]
Mario Balotelli is shit
User avatar #122 - frutus (05/09/2014) [-]
He's one of the best italian strikers, at least he will be now when Di Natale retires and Cassano has been shit.
#126 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/09/2014) [-]
But still
it's fucking soccer.
User avatar #169 - mcbigballz (05/09/2014) [-]
Using Neymar to tell us this is soccer. He dives more than an olympian swimmer cunt.
#185 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/10/2014) [-]
How long do you want me to go on
User avatar #188 - mcbigballz (05/10/2014) [-]
Okay he legit got tripped. He just made the most of it.
#189 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/11/2014) [-]
I still have like 14 of these ready
User avatar #136 - frutus (05/09/2014) [-]
Yes, the biggest sport is the world.
#186 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/10/2014) [-]
Yea, and Lil Wayne is bigger than Elvis Presley.
That doesn't make Lil Wayne better.
User avatar #187 - frutus (05/10/2014) [-]
According to some he is. It's all about opinion. If someone has a different opinion than you, too fucking bad bitch.
User avatar #190 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for dissing yourself, I appreciate it buddy
User avatar #191 - frutus (05/11/2014) [-]
Dissing myself how? I never said I like Lil Wayne.
User avatar #192 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/11/2014) [-]
Dude you're only making it worse now
User avatar #152 - pizzaweed (05/09/2014) [-]
I always thought rugby was the biggest.

learn something new everyday
User avatar #172 - frutus (05/09/2014) [-]
Nah, the world is the biggest sport. dat save
User avatar #179 - pizzaweed (05/09/2014) [-]
sounds like that would be the most dangerous game you could ever play
#50 - Just to kill the joke (which I'm thumbing up for cause it did … 05/08/2014 on Realisation +1
#61 - joshlol is a hardscoping pleb scrublord without any killstreaks. 05/07/2014 on no I'm not +1
#5 - People who complain about women on the internet are the same p…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Women's Logic +81
#22 - shadowbreech (05/07/2014) [-]
...fuck you...
User avatar #23 - shadowbreech (05/07/2014) [-]
...but yeah...
#12 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Never Forget +1
#23 - sardukai (05/06/2014) [-]
nederland > belgië

all belgium's bases are belong to dutch
#33 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
You're both massively irrelevant. Love, a country that actually matters in the EU.
User avatar #42 - stefanovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Our chocolate is always relevant...

Greetings from the capital of the EU, Brussels
User avatar #49 - lotengo (05/06/2014) [-]
ik leg dit hier even neer


Als je geen zin hebt om het allemaal te lezen, Nederland is de geboorteplaats van cacaopoeder en bakermat van de hedendaagse chocolade industrie
User avatar #58 - stefanovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Bedankt, ik zal er zeker aan denken wanneer ik nog eens een stuk heerlijke, Nederlandse chocolade eet
User avatar #59 - lotengo (05/06/2014) [-]
brotip, verwacht niet te veel van het WK2014, jullie zullen ons nooit evenaren.
User avatar #60 - stefanovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Weten we allemaal wel, ik (en de meeste mensen die ik ken) zijn al tevreden als we de groepsronde overleven
#44 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
Don't forget the beers, waffles, TinTin, the Smurfs, Mercator, Jacques Brel,... and ton of other edible and less edible things/people.
User avatar #38 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/06/2014) [-]
Dan hoeven ze nog niet zo te praten alsof het flikkers zijn
#6 - Archer 05/04/2014 on Gif dump for addy, lots of... +1
#18 - It must feel like **** to be the ugly brother eve…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Best yearbook quotes 0
User avatar #37 - theincorrigibleone (05/02/2014) [-]
If they don't look exactly alike, they aren't identical...
That's kind of what identical means.
They are fraternal twins.
User avatar #34 - wontexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
They're not identical, if they were than there wouldn't be an ugly one.
User avatar #43 - thighhighkneesocks (05/03/2014) [-]
That or there'd just be two ugly ones.
#167 - I call for a kids' names thread (for those guys that aren't af… 05/02/2014 on title 0
#162 - sup Leonard? 05/02/2014 on title 0
#49 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 04/30/2014 on How horrible +7
#136 - britrael (04/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #85 - bayersk (04/30/2014) [-]
He's just comparing himself to other kids today... I see kids all the time as I work at a store, and they are fucking spoiled as shit... You can't yell at them, because they will just backfire, knowing they can't do anything to them... "Few" parents today know how to discipline their child correctly.
Atleast that's my opinion

User avatar #50 - halotalim (04/30/2014) [-]
Not beating spanking. there is a huge difference.

Parents ho dont correct their children generally have children who have blatant disrespect for authority (I have seen in first hand dozens of times.)
There is a lot of truth in the statement "Spare the rod of correction and spoil the child."
#70 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with not respecting authority? Belief in authority is the most dangerous superstition.
User avatar #73 - halotalim (04/30/2014) [-]
Nothing is wrong with respecting authority. This post has nothing to do with that issue, it has to deal with the kids who are disobediant. I disagree with said poster because a child who is disobediant toward authrity needs correction

And there are much more dangerous superstitions than believing in authority.
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#51 - pjers (04/30/2014) [-]
> never beaten/spanked
> none of my family have been
> we all hate everyone
> still nice people
> up yours
User avatar #52 - halotalim (04/30/2014) [-]
>Still nice people
>follow with insult/We all hate everyone

Pick one
#53 - pjers (04/30/2014) [-]
we all hate everyone =/= insult
we're all bright enough to know that just cause you don't like someone doesn't mean you have to treat them badly it just means you don't help someone who doesn't deserve it.
User avatar #55 - halotalim (04/30/2014) [-]
I was putting them on the same level because the are a contrast.

The word hate is astrong word that references the want for someone dead.
And you sent me an insult.
BAck those up against your term "Still nice people."
There is a contrast there that causes a mixed message to come forward.
#56 - pjers (04/30/2014) [-]
I define nice as someone who causes no problems deliberately & will share anything they have more than enough of on assumed reciprocal altruism. we do hate everyone though most people could be removed form Earth and we'd be better for it some people are worth more to the collective than they cost. spanking a child doesn't teach them that what they have done is wrong it just teaches them to fear the pain, your logic is flawed & you deserved the insult.
User avatar #57 - halotalim (04/30/2014) [-]
But you made a purposful insult at me. That was deliberate.
#58 - pjers (04/30/2014) [-]
yes it was.
#144 - That doesn't exactly mean he won either.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Logic +1
User avatar #236 - unicornmangina (04/24/2014) [-]
she actually but yeah she was pescatarian not everybody knows what they are but I don't think that you should insist that you are one and then go about bragging about how "that steak filled you up last night" and "the 12inch meat feast pizza filled you up" if anything that's really contradicting yourself
#7 - What about the last 0.1%? 04/21/2014 on Quite nice analysis, i say. +1
#22 - It's not exactly uncommon for black people to have "white… 04/19/2014 on And Suddenly My Life Makes... 0
#21 - >ex left me for a guy named Nick >knows a egocentric… 04/19/2014 on And Suddenly My Life Makes... 0
#1 - Comment deleted 04/19/2014 on M'lady 0
#10 - >FJ taught me to work together 04/12/2014 on The Dick Butt Rises -1
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User avatar #7 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
InHolland. =p Jij?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingkittan ONLINE (05/07/2012) [-]
VCL :c (Middelbare school yo)
User avatar #9 to #8 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
Haha, aight.

Altijd leuk Nederlanders hier tegen te komen. Humor wint.
#4 - immabepoop (08/14/2011) [-]
i like bacon.
#5 to #4 - kingkittan ONLINE (08/14/2011) [-]
I like trains.
I like trains.
#3 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
nope. 3:
#2 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
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