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#309 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 reply) 12/01/2015 on Anyone want to share secrets? 0
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#337 - itskennyandjosh (12/01/2015) [-]
Just try to be obsessive about the relationship, get lazy or just stop acting like you love her so she'd break up with you, or just act opposite of how you normally act, but its never a good idea to get back with an ex honestly, i did and the fucker cheated on me
#19 - He's referring to the last words uttered by Eric Garner before…  [+] (3 replies) 11/23/2015 on Phillip Has No Chill +11
#40 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Eric Garner didn't die from asphyxiation though, so that entire premise is just wrong. He died from heart failure in part due to chest and neck compression by the officers who detained him, but there was no signs of physical injury to the neck or chest. His death was for the most part due to health problems that the officers were unaware of. Paramedics even said he was breathing just fine at the scene.
#44 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Good thing they investigated themselves and found themselves innocent roight
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#42 - fiveblackmen (11/23/2015) [-]
I can't find anything saying there was no damage to his neck or chest. All I can find is that there was no damage to his windpipe (basically meaning it wasn't swollen or collapsed) or neck bones. Either way, this is one of the few situations where I think the cop was actually at fault for the death. That isn't to say Mr. Garner was a perfect gentleman because he did resist, although not violently or in a way that would warrant such a reaction from the police but he still resisted. The strangest thing about this case is that none of the cops or paramedics/EMTs that were at the scene performed CPR. I don't know whether that would have saved his life or not but it should have been done and risks leaving the city open to a lawsuit.
#8 - Truth be told, girlfriends just kinda happen. They come and go…  [+] (1 reply) 11/16/2015 on Experience +11
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#9 - olloch (11/17/2015) [-]
i just talk to people and eventually you find someone who is right for you its not like there's some compass you didn't receive at birth that points you towards "true love" you just gotta get out and meet people.
#1 - Congrat's what? Who the **** is Congrat?  [+] (7 replies) 10/29/2015 on Welcome Home +16
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#3 - raggedy (10/30/2015) [-]
I understand your confusion. It's actually a conjunction. "Congratulations" Becomes "Congrat's"- Like "Do not" becomes "Don't", "Are not" becomes "Aren't", and so forth.
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#9 - pokemonstheshiz (10/30/2015) [-]
Aren't and Don't are contractions, not conjunctions
Congrats is an abbreviation, not a contraction, since it's just shortening a single word, and does not need the apostraphe.
Conjunctions connect words in sentences (for, and, but, or)
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#10 - raggedy (10/30/2015) [-]
You are 100% right, whoops. Don't drink and grammar, kids. English uses apostrophes to denote missing letters (like the "o" in do not) though so that's why it's technically correct, but I'm pretty sure most people don't use it.
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#4 - raggedy (10/30/2015) [-]
It can be used both ways; at least that's what I was taught in school.
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#6 - funnychemaster (10/30/2015) [-]
Does that work though? You're not conjoining 2 words. You're shortening 1 and adding an apostrophe. I always thought congrats was used to save space. I'm a Chemist not a linguist. I have no idea.
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#7 - funnychemaster (10/30/2015) [-]
Oh wait, I'm just plain stupid. Conjunction junction, what's your function. I summoned School House Rock. Forget my previous post.
#2 - zionsype (10/30/2015) [-]
I just...
#18 - Fast & Furious 10/26/2015 on Sex life 0
#1083 - **kingkittan used "*roll picture*"** **kingkittan rolled image **  [+] (1 reply) 10/09/2015 on Roll for our new President 0
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#1084 - kingkittan (10/09/2015) [-]
So it's Donald Trump.