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Date Signed Up:1/29/2011
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#31 - euphoric m8!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on single vs relationship +1
#109 - ditay (05/22/2014) [-]
I... don't go this far... pls
#262 - I call bullshit on this fb status, no little girl could logica… 05/22/2014 on Jesus Christ... 0
#32 - I don't imagine military training is enough to win a 3 on 1 tr…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Good Guy Ex-Marine 0
#96 - Orc has deleted their comment.
User avatar #98 - Orc (05/21/2014) [-]
Never mind, it actually doesn't. I'm retarded.
User avatar #37 - vwanyama (05/20/2014) [-]
I was only kidding, just when i thought of bullys i thought of some cliche highschool bullies.
#473 - Ah thank you, I presumed they were all meant to be feel stories  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#475 - fierce (05/20/2014) [-]
Some are. Some are funny. Some are scary. There's no real pattern, just that they're 6 words and thought provoking.
#414 - Can someone explain the reflection blink and the captain speaking?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#453 - fierce (05/20/2014) [-]
If you are blinking your eyes are closed. So you wouldn't see the actual blink in a mirror. Unless the reflection was blinking without you actually blinking.

The captain usually announces that it is the captain of a flight speaking, then proceeds to give some information. By announcing he is not the captain we can assume he either hijacked the plane or something happened to the captain.
User avatar #473 - kingkittan (05/20/2014) [-]
Ah thank you, I presumed they were all meant to be feel stories
#475 - fierce (05/20/2014) [-]
Some are. Some are funny. Some are scary. There's no real pattern, just that they're 6 words and thought provoking.
User avatar #428 - theasguard (05/20/2014) [-]
Captain speaking is a plane being highjacked. Not entirely sure about the reflection one.
#427 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
Reflection blink one is just creepy and the captain one is saying that the actual captain is not able to fly and someone else is stepping in.
#86 - Member of Decepticon crew purely for the logo, one of rou…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on GTA V Fail 2 +2
#115 - shadowbreech (05/19/2014) [-]
Now that is a truly magnificent motherfucker
#1 - This boy has the potential to participate in WWE for sure, jus…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2014 on New champion +98
#2 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
Shame he suffered from a case of death really.
User avatar #3 - mastertarium (05/19/2014) [-]
im going to let this joke die.
User avatar #5 - thatdeafguy (05/19/2014) [-]
like the kid.....
#17 - dandamanzx (05/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - hammythehamster (05/19/2014) [-]
You're all going to hell
User avatar #15 - pwnedomega (05/19/2014) [-]
like the kid....
#4 - I sense a parade of faggot ass furries coming  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Best Photobomb -11
#59 - popnotes (05/18/2014) [-]
You brought the rain of magma upon yourself, foolish one.
#33 - vicanimus (05/18/2014) [-]
#31 - galkawhm (05/18/2014) [-]
#15 - chipacobra (05/18/2014) [-]
someone called?
User avatar #65 - cyberconnor (05/23/2014) [-]
I recognize the style did the artist also draw this? luscious.net/c/furries/pictures/sorted/best/id/5853651/@_ticket-mf that link is extremely NSFW so do show to to any kids
#66 - chipacobra (05/23/2014) [-]
dude i just googled SFW furry. seriously, the only artist i know by name is Redrusk and hardblush. soooo.... yea
#24 - harbingerwolf (05/18/2014) [-]
Fukken Falvie art man...
#11 - DemonMatt (05/18/2014) [-]
#5 - mkgt (05/18/2014) [-]
Here, you're gonna need this.
#16 - Isn't the swastika supposed to swirl it's ends clockwise? 05/18/2014 on it's wrong but we all laugh 0
#16 - clever bastard. 05/18/2014 on Alcohol 0
#9 - MFW Thumbing everyone in this thread back to 0  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Can I poke the us? 0
#18 - otroviciado (05/17/2014) [-]
0/1000 would not dislike m8, u mad bro lelele
#14 - That scenario is completely different though, the drunk driver…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Alcohol 0
#15 - helpless (05/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't raped
User avatar #16 - kingkittan (05/18/2014) [-]
clever bastard.
#11 - The people you're referring to in the start of that comment ar…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Alcohol 0
#12 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
'Might as well be considered rape'

I know you mean well, but statements like this simply trivialise rape and breed contempt. You are responsible for your own actions when drunk, which is why we prosecute drunk drivers.
User avatar #14 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
That scenario is completely different though, the drunk driver isn't the victim but the offender. The victim of a drunk driver is about as helpless as a drunk rape victim.

Why exactly would it be fair that the offender (who is completely aware of what he/she would be doing to the victim) is in no way accountable, even though the offender manipulated and cheated someone in a bad mental state?
#15 - helpless (05/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't raped
User avatar #16 - kingkittan (05/18/2014) [-]
clever bastard.
#6 - Technically the moment she becomes drunk she can no longer giv…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Alcohol -1
#8 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
Drunk people can still give consent unless they're so drunk the don't even know what's going on around them. The sobrity of the other person has nothing to do with it.
Hence the link

The people who think that is rape are the reason people don't take rape seriously...
User avatar #11 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
The people you're referring to in the start of that comment aren't that drunk then, tipsy at most. Sobriety has everything to do with it, it might not be rape in it's worst form, aka the "struggle snuggle". However, taking advantage of drunk chicks is wrong in every way and might as well be considered rape.
#12 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
'Might as well be considered rape'

I know you mean well, but statements like this simply trivialise rape and breed contempt. You are responsible for your own actions when drunk, which is why we prosecute drunk drivers.
User avatar #14 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
That scenario is completely different though, the drunk driver isn't the victim but the offender. The victim of a drunk driver is about as helpless as a drunk rape victim.

Why exactly would it be fair that the offender (who is completely aware of what he/she would be doing to the victim) is in no way accountable, even though the offender manipulated and cheated someone in a bad mental state?
#15 - helpless (05/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't raped
User avatar #16 - kingkittan (05/18/2014) [-]
clever bastard.
#56 - oh my god 05/17/2014 on Description 0
#29 - I'm pretty sure that would've been a snuff movie. 05/16/2014 on prank gone right 0
#10 - CNN has been known to interview people in the middle of mourni…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on fox news 0
User avatar #11 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. I don't trust any news on a major media source unless there's multiple reports saying the same thing.
#8 - I'm just gonna stand up and say: if you feel discriminated aga…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on white -8
User avatar #17 - newmanbiggeo (05/12/2014) [-]
go back to tumblr nigger
#10 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah, because as some white dude, affirmative action makes my job prospects much more insecure.
#166 - Put it like this, if you walk up to a girl and she crosses her… 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut 0
#162 - keyword: usually.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut 0
#165 - kanedam (05/11/2014) [-]
so the girls you know in dresses usually spread their legs immediately when they flirt?
#166 - kingkittan (05/11/2014) [-]
Put it like this, if you walk up to a girl and she crosses her legs she's probably not into you/intimidated by you.

If her legs are already crossed but she warms up to you, those legs are bound to go open sooner or later.
#159 - Not sure how you observed that. her legs being crossed usually…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut 0
#161 - kanedam (05/11/2014) [-]
because all girls spread their legs immediately...
User avatar #162 - kingkittan (05/11/2014) [-]
keyword: usually.
#165 - kanedam (05/11/2014) [-]
so the girls you know in dresses usually spread their legs immediately when they flirt?
#166 - kingkittan (05/11/2014) [-]
Put it like this, if you walk up to a girl and she crosses her legs she's probably not into you/intimidated by you.

If her legs are already crossed but she warms up to you, those legs are bound to go open sooner or later.
#235 - I'm with this guy. 05/11/2014 on feminism +2
#37 - Don't talk shit about Mario Balotelli m8.  [+] (17 new replies) 05/09/2014 on (untitled) +15
#85 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/09/2014) [-]
Mario Balotelli is shit
User avatar #122 - frutus (05/09/2014) [-]
He's one of the best italian strikers, at least he will be now when Di Natale retires and Cassano has been shit.
#126 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/09/2014) [-]
But still
it's fucking soccer.
User avatar #169 - mcbigballz (05/09/2014) [-]
Using Neymar to tell us this is soccer. He dives more than an olympian swimmer cunt.
#185 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/10/2014) [-]
How long do you want me to go on
User avatar #188 - mcbigballz (05/10/2014) [-]
Okay he legit got tripped. He just made the most of it.
#189 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/11/2014) [-]
I still have like 14 of these ready
User avatar #136 - frutus (05/09/2014) [-]
Yes, the biggest sport is the world.
#186 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/10/2014) [-]
Yea, and Lil Wayne is bigger than Elvis Presley.
That doesn't make Lil Wayne better.
User avatar #187 - frutus (05/10/2014) [-]
According to some he is. It's all about opinion. If someone has a different opinion than you, too fucking bad bitch.
User avatar #190 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for dissing yourself, I appreciate it buddy
User avatar #191 - frutus (05/11/2014) [-]
Dissing myself how? I never said I like Lil Wayne.
User avatar #192 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/11/2014) [-]
Dude you're only making it worse now
User avatar #152 - pizzaweed (05/09/2014) [-]
I always thought rugby was the biggest.




learn something new everyday
User avatar #172 - frutus (05/09/2014) [-]
Nah, the world is the biggest sport. dat save
User avatar #179 - pizzaweed (05/09/2014) [-]
sounds like that would be the most dangerous game you could ever play
#50 - Just to kill the joke (which I'm thumbing up for cause it did … 05/08/2014 on Realisation +1
#61 - joshlol is a hardscoping pleb scrublord without any killstreaks. 05/07/2014 on no I'm not +1
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User avatar #7 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
InHolland. =p Jij?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingkittan (05/07/2012) [-]
VCL :c (Middelbare school yo)
User avatar #9 to #8 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
Haha, aight.

Altijd leuk Nederlanders hier tegen te komen. Humor wint.
#4 - immabepoop (08/14/2011) [-]
i like bacon.
#5 to #4 - kingkittan (08/14/2011) [-]
I like trains.
I like trains.
#3 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
nope. 3:
#2 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
**immabepoop rolls 458,933** lol i donut.
#1 - immabepoop (06/11/2011) [-]
lol i rolled 996.


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