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#331 - Pretty Pretty-girl 07/06/2013 on Your Anime Identy 0
#215 - Now hold on for just a second there Betty, I never claimed I w… 06/07/2013 on Why I love the game. -3
#192 - So you root for people who put their health and safety on the …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Why I love the game. -6
#198 - aksion (06/07/2013) [-]
Yes if you consider willing to do anything to get ahead cheating. Rugby players do this because they enjoy what they do, they don't mind the damage. Football players (not all of them) are cheats who "will do anything to get ahead" by falling over and crying and if you support that than you are also nothing more than a cheat.
#235 - beerholder (06/08/2013) [-]
thank you for understanding my point.

Sincerely, OP.

P.S. Have a baby caracal, these fuckers are cute as hell
#215 - kingkittan (06/07/2013) [-]
Now hold on for just a second there Betty, I never claimed I would take any pride in said "cheating". And as much as I appreciate that your parents taught you the value of fair-play at a young age, but it was my rightwing extremist economics teacher who taught me that there is no problem with breaking the rules AS LONG as you get away with it. And even though you may consider this REE-HEE-HEALLY low and cowardly, you have to think for a second and see for yourself where being a fraud can get you. Because if I can build a succesful life just by pretending to be hurt, or even go as far as applying auto-tune to my voice to fake a music career... Well then I just owe it to that demon of an ex-wife of mine to take that opportunity and provide for my children.
User avatar #196 - hammarhead (06/07/2013) [-]
#7 - I saw this movie yesterday, I'm stunned that it was actually a… 05/23/2013 on Motha Fuckin Robocop +1
#34 - I see where you're coming from, but I wouldn't really want the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on The Assassin's Grail 0
User avatar #36 - wolverinebamf (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, using the same character would get stale. I guess you can't please everybody.

I hope Edward is like a cocky smart ass, like Ezio was before his family was killed.
#499 - Phantom Bane 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#21 - Sadly I don't really feel Connor was that bad of a protagonist…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/18/2013 on The Assassin's Grail +7
#74 - unoletmehavename (05/18/2013) [-]
I would like to see one set in Russia.As far i remember there was a comic set during the revolution
User avatar #47 - mutzaki (05/18/2013) [-]
I would like to see one that takes place in feudal Japan. Meaning that the assassins would be ninja, fighting samurai instead of templars.
User avatar #58 - goodguygary (05/18/2013) [-]
i remember reading something that said they would never be doing one in feudal japan, but i cannot for the life of me, remember where i read that.
User avatar #59 - mutzaki (05/18/2013) [-]
That's too bad. I think it would make for a really great game.
User avatar #60 - goodguygary (05/18/2013) [-]
if i remember correctly, there won't be one set in egypt either, or during the time frame of WW2
User avatar #62 - mutzaki (05/18/2013) [-]
I hadn't even thought about Egypt, but WWII I feel would be too close to modern day anyway.
Did you read anything about one taking place in the Arctic? Eskimo assassins having nothing to do but ice fish and kill the occasional polar bear.
User avatar #64 - goodguygary (05/18/2013) [-]
they also thought India would be a good setting for AC.
really? the Arctic and India? personally i would like the Japanese and WW2 ones just because of how different they would be, with oreintal influences instead of European ones, and how they would have to change things up with the advent of more modern firearms
User avatar #135 - threeeighteen (05/18/2013) [-]
India has a quite interesting and very long history, due to that alone I think it would be a pretty cool setting.
User avatar #136 - goodguygary (05/18/2013) [-]
but it just doesn't seem as appealing as Feudal Japanese or Europe during WW2.
User avatar #141 - threeeighteen (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, well that's just like your opinion man...
User avatar #68 - mutzaki (05/18/2013) [-]
The arctic was just me fucking around, but India could potentially be fairly cool. Though I don't think many really care enough about India and its history to play the game.
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/18/2013) [-]
i wouldn't put it past them to make one taking place in Northern Canada, or Alaska.
but yeah, the only reason some people would play that particular AC is because it's an AC.
User avatar #76 - mutzaki (05/18/2013) [-]
And, contrastly, one taking place in Japan would probably attract a new gaming audience.
#46 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
The farther you go in the Assassin's Creed series the less it is about assassinating people.
User avatar #32 - wolverinebamf (05/18/2013) [-]
Connor was just to serious, I understand, his family was killed, his land taken, all that shit, but Ezio just seemed more laid back, Altiar too.
User avatar #34 - kingkittan (05/18/2013) [-]
I see where you're coming from, but I wouldn't really want them all to be TOO alike. Which is already hard for them considering they all pretty much go by the same dresscode and resemble Desmond.
User avatar #36 - wolverinebamf (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, using the same character would get stale. I guess you can't please everybody.

I hope Edward is like a cocky smart ass, like Ezio was before his family was killed.
#23 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
Nah, I think you're right. I really liked assasin's creed 3 and I liked connor. I don't like one a year releases because it reduces quality.
#16 - Is that Joel McHale from Community?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Well... 0
User avatar #18 - gildemoono (05/16/2013) [-]
yes. he also hosts The Soup, as seen above.
#3 - Explanation would be pretty swish.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Forest Friends!!! Unite!!! +3
User avatar #4 - iloveburzum (05/01/2013) [-]
The scorpions tail poisoned the racoon.
User avatar #9 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - Imbtrtenu (05/01/2013) [-]
Not everyone knows the difference between poison and venom.
User avatar #12 - godtherapist (05/01/2013) [-]
One is injected and one is ingested.
User avatar #14 - Imbtrtenu (05/01/2013) [-]
I didn't say that I didn't know.
#2 - Dumb ******* , that's definately Japanese.  [+] (14 new replies) 03/30/2013 on GODDAMMIT. -2
User avatar #5 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
I think I recognise some of those as chinese
User avatar #7 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
Japanese and chinese symbols are the same, they're just pronounced differently....
User avatar #8 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
what you talking about woman
I learnt mandarin, the symbols aren't the same. Japs use more rounded symbols,
User avatar #30 - killerliquid (03/31/2013) [-]
It's called Kanji
User avatar #16 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
Wait wtf? you're the first person to ever assume I'm a woman. Everyone fucking thinks I'm a dude.
User avatar #17 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
Matt is a very masculine name.
User avatar #18 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
I know. but how in the world did you guess that I possess a vagina?
User avatar #19 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
Vagina sense
User avatar #20 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
It was tingling?
User avatar #21 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
oh jesus your comment made me laugh
User avatar #22 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
Well no problem ^^ happy to know I've made you laugh!
User avatar #11 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
But I'm learning japanese and the symbols were directly taken from chinese....
User avatar #12 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
Are you sure? My korean friend says some of the letters are similar to korean...
Is it a conspiracy?
User avatar #13 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
I have no idea about korean :I
#6 - The witches are the only ones that got hotter :{ 03/19/2013 on im not complaining about... 0
#6 - It sucks I have to ruin this one but Eva Braun was extremely unhappy.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on Insert Overused Nazi Joke +23
User avatar #12 - mrslippyfist (03/11/2013) [-]
probably because hitler took long to reply to texts
#6 - Notice how he moans a little when he says "The ***… 03/09/2013 on Justin Bieber Fights Paparazzi 0
#20 - I thought Connor was fine, but to be quite honest AC lost it's… 03/01/2013 on Just yes. +1
#1 - Who else read this as pornography the first time?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Mental photography +1
#3 - burkerr (03/02/2013) [-]
Did you like the trick though?
#2 - burkerr (03/02/2013) [-]
That would certainly be a different trick and NSFW
#2 - Why the **** would the dog **** come…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Tits of a Title +7
User avatar #8 - squeemonster (02/28/2013) [-]
I asked myself the same exact thing
#6 - On his spaghetti, I presume?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on i dont even +2
User avatar #7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Only if he likes leftover spaghetti.
#3 - What makes this even greater is the fact he's practicly bald.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on i dont even +4
#9 - hipthrusts has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
It didn't say where he used the shampoo.
User avatar #6 - kingkittan (02/25/2013) [-]
On his spaghetti, I presume?
User avatar #7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Only if he likes leftover spaghetti.
#114 - Root for this guy all you want but when that guy comes back he… 02/15/2013 on dick parking - bikers revenge 0
#2 - But a bike will never get you laid. :c  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2013 on truth +2
#9 - blackcurrant has deleted their comment.
#6 - jakeattack (02/14/2013) [-]
so we just need a car that runs on fat and saves money. oh guess fred flinstone got that covered
#3 - zachislame (02/14/2013) [-]
What is it's a really cool bike?
#101 - Hey now lets not blame video games, neither of us want that. 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
#60 - But sports cars are not actually built to outrun cops.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
User avatar #83 - slenderwolf (02/10/2013) [-]
And the Glock in my bed side dresser wasn't meant to shoot a cop in the face but after a couple hours of GTA I just can't help it.
User avatar #101 - kingkittan (02/10/2013) [-]
Hey now lets not blame video games, neither of us want that.
User avatar #62 - charagrin (02/10/2013) [-]
And guns aren't made to shoot innocent people. They are USED for that by a very small minority, same for sports cars. I own multiple firearms, only one has been used on a human being, and that was because I bought it second hand from a cop.
#750 - **kingkittan rolled a random comment #44 posted by friedgr… 02/03/2013 on But I Don't Want To 0
#1 - >Awkward moment when you know who br0lan is on tumblr 12/22/2012 on Canadian Apocalypse Update -3
#224 - These objects ALLOWED for those things to happen is what it co… 12/19/2012 on Something to think about +4
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User avatar #7 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
InHolland. =p Jij?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingkittan (05/07/2012) [-]
VCL :c (Middelbare school yo)
User avatar #9 to #8 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
Haha, aight.

Altijd leuk Nederlanders hier tegen te komen. Humor wint.
#4 - immabepoop (08/14/2011) [-]
i like bacon.
#5 to #4 - kingkittan (08/14/2011) [-]
I like trains.
I like trains.
#3 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
nope. 3:
#2 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
**immabepoop rolls 458,933** lol i donut.
#1 - immabepoop (06/11/2011) [-]
lol i rolled 996.

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