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Date Signed Up:1/29/2011
Last Login:10/31/2014
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#3 - Explanation would be pretty swish.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Forest Friends!!! Unite!!! +3
User avatar #4 - iloveburzum (05/01/2013) [-]
The scorpions tail poisoned the racoon.
User avatar #9 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2013) [-]
*envenomed
User avatar #10 - Imbtrtenu (05/01/2013) [-]
Not everyone knows the difference between poison and venom.
User avatar #12 - godtherapist (05/01/2013) [-]
One is injected and one is ingested.
User avatar #14 - Imbtrtenu (05/01/2013) [-]
I didn't say that I didn't know.
#2 - Dumb ******* , that's definately Japanese.  [+] (14 new replies) 03/30/2013 on GODDAMMIT. -2
User avatar #5 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
I think I recognise some of those as chinese
User avatar #7 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
Japanese and chinese symbols are the same, they're just pronounced differently....
User avatar #8 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
what you talking about woman
I learnt mandarin, the symbols aren't the same. Japs use more rounded symbols,
User avatar #30 - killerliquid (03/31/2013) [-]
It's called Kanji
User avatar #16 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
Wait wtf? you're the first person to ever assume I'm a woman. Everyone fucking thinks I'm a dude.
User avatar #17 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
Matt is a very masculine name.
User avatar #18 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
I know. but how in the world did you guess that I possess a vagina?
User avatar #19 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
Vagina sense
User avatar #20 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
It was tingling?
User avatar #21 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
oh jesus your comment made me laugh
User avatar #22 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
Well no problem ^^ happy to know I've made you laugh!
User avatar #11 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
But I'm learning japanese and the symbols were directly taken from chinese....
User avatar #12 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
Are you sure? My korean friend says some of the letters are similar to korean...
Is it a conspiracy?
User avatar #13 - mattseven (03/30/2013) [-]
I have no idea about korean :I
#6 - The witches are the only ones that got hotter :{ 03/19/2013 on im not complaining about... 0
#6 - It sucks I have to ruin this one but Eva Braun was extremely unhappy.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on Insert Overused Nazi Joke +23
User avatar #12 - mrslippyfist (03/11/2013) [-]
probably because hitler took long to reply to texts
#6 - Notice how he moans a little when he says "The ***… 03/09/2013 on Justin Bieber Fights Paparazzi 0
#20 - I thought Connor was fine, but to be quite honest AC lost it's… 03/01/2013 on Just yes. +1
#1 - Who else read this as pornography the first time?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Mental photography +1
#3 - burkerr (03/02/2013) [-]
Did you like the trick though?
#2 - burkerr (03/02/2013) [-]
That would certainly be a different trick and NSFW
#2 - Why the **** would the dog **** come…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Tits of a Title +7
User avatar #8 - squeemonster (02/28/2013) [-]
I asked myself the same exact thing
#6 - On his spaghetti, I presume?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on i dont even +2
User avatar #7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Only if he likes leftover spaghetti.
#3 - What makes this even greater is the fact he's practicly bald.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on i dont even +4
#9 - hipthrusts has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
It didn't say where he used the shampoo.
User avatar #6 - kingkittan (02/25/2013) [-]
On his spaghetti, I presume?
User avatar #7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Only if he likes leftover spaghetti.
#114 - Root for this guy all you want but when that guy comes back he… 02/15/2013 on dick parking - bikers revenge 0
#2 - But a bike will never get you laid. :c  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2013 on truth +2
#9 - blackcurrant has deleted their comment.
#6 - jakeattack (02/14/2013) [-]
so we just need a car that runs on fat and saves money. oh guess fred flinstone got that covered
#3 - zachislame (02/14/2013) [-]
What is it's a really cool bike?
#101 - Hey now lets not blame video games, neither of us want that. 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
#60 - But sports cars are not actually built to outrun cops.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
User avatar #83 - slenderwolf (02/10/2013) [-]
And the Glock in my bed side dresser wasn't meant to shoot a cop in the face but after a couple hours of GTA I just can't help it.
User avatar #101 - kingkittan (02/10/2013) [-]
Hey now lets not blame video games, neither of us want that.
User avatar #62 - charagrin (02/10/2013) [-]
And guns aren't made to shoot innocent people. They are USED for that by a very small minority, same for sports cars. I own multiple firearms, only one has been used on a human being, and that was because I bought it second hand from a cop.
#750 - **kingkittan rolled a random comment #44 posted by friedgr… 02/03/2013 on But I Don't Want To 0
#1 - >Awkward moment when you know who br0lan is on tumblr 12/22/2012 on Canadian Apocalypse Update -3
#224 - These objects ALLOWED for those things to happen is what it co… 12/19/2012 on Something to think about +4
#1 - Dear society, I never liked you anyway. 12/16/2012 on Hey, Buddy! +3
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on fuck you JB +1
#10 - sheathedfang Comment deleted by kingkittan
#62 - Best character in the anime TTGL, this is the name of his ganmen. 12/07/2012 on This Could Be Interesting +1
#6 - Bruce Wayne 12/02/2012 on Batman name +3
#5 - They're holding guns, how are they better OP? 11/07/2012 on parenting +1
#9 - Just because you can touch the opposite sex, doesn't mean you … 10/24/2012 on Title 0
#5 - I'm glad the men who filmed it took action atleast. 10/16/2012 on I shit on the man that have... 0
#9 - I need to hug this man.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2012 on Letters to my 16-Year-Old Self 0
User avatar #10 - kanatana (10/16/2012) [-]
I know that feel, bro.
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User avatar #7 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
InHolland. =p Jij?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingkittan (05/07/2012) [-]
VCL :c (Middelbare school yo)
User avatar #9 to #8 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
Haha, aight.

Altijd leuk Nederlanders hier tegen te komen. Humor wint.
#4 - immabepoop (08/14/2011) [-]
i like bacon.
#5 to #4 - kingkittan (08/14/2011) [-]
I like trains.
I like trains.
#3 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
nope. 3:
#2 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
**immabepoop rolls 458,933** lol i donut.
#1 - immabepoop (06/11/2011) [-]
lol i rolled 996.


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