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#106 - I just dont care anymore. Nobody thinks like i do, im…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Dipper dug too deep -22
#159 - radiserne (08/31/2014) [-]
**radiserne rolled image**
You're pretty stupid if you get yourself worked up over an internet argument. And if you really were the "thinker" you claim to be, you wouldn't be wasting your time trying to convince random people on some shitey site that aliens are real.
#115 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
Maybe the other marines lift because they actually want to do something that's important for their lives/jobs, which is being physically strong and fit. They're the smart ones in this case, not you. I bet they look at you and think, "Man what a weirdo, why did he join anyways?"

On that point, why did you join? Is it because your total lack of any skills besides being a fucking idiot and sucking hard at arguments made it impossible for you to find any other job?
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
You are a marine. Fucking bullshit. Prove it now or forever be know and kingferret the faggoty
#110 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Well im not trying to stress you out but i dont exactly see how your points make any points. Sry bout the gf and family but if they left they werent worth it. Just dont result to alcholism or drugs or going spood because my dad did all that shit and he is just getting his shit together 15 years later
#100 - erosion? Half a mountain didnt erode. the missing mate…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Dipper dug too deep -22
#102 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Dont crash nigga i need to refute more points to make myself look smart on the internet
User avatar #106 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
I just dont care anymore.

Nobody thinks like i do, im in the Marines and all i do is think.

Everyone else lifts weights and trains while i think about the universe.

My family, and my girlfriend that left me when i left for the Marines, im not seeing anymore.
They thought like me, but they're gone now, at least for a few more years.

Its really really lonely here, the only crow in a bald eagle reserve.

And i just need time to myself. to go wash my car or get dq.

You guys are pissing me off, and im already just done with trying to deal with the stress.
#159 - radiserne (08/31/2014) [-]
**radiserne rolled image**
You're pretty stupid if you get yourself worked up over an internet argument. And if you really were the "thinker" you claim to be, you wouldn't be wasting your time trying to convince random people on some shitey site that aliens are real.
#115 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
Maybe the other marines lift because they actually want to do something that's important for their lives/jobs, which is being physically strong and fit. They're the smart ones in this case, not you. I bet they look at you and think, "Man what a weirdo, why did he join anyways?"

On that point, why did you join? Is it because your total lack of any skills besides being a fucking idiot and sucking hard at arguments made it impossible for you to find any other job?
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
You are a marine. Fucking bullshit. Prove it now or forever be know and kingferret the faggoty
#110 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Well im not trying to stress you out but i dont exactly see how your points make any points. Sry bout the gf and family but if they left they werent worth it. Just dont result to alcholism or drugs or going spood because my dad did all that shit and he is just getting his shit together 15 years later
#97 - Talking to you is like trying to tell the basement dweller how…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Dipper dug too deep -19
#151 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
admin please ban this thing i dont know how it got into fj
#63 - He obviously played his cards right to be a billionaire. D… 08/31/2014 on Lol fat people 0
#92 - How do you remove a mountain? Why do you draw things …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Dipper dug too deep -24
#95 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Mountain removal: erosion?
Drawings: appease the gods you fuckwit
Fj knowledge: Im all for learning things that have evidence
Move stones: Olmec heads and the pyramids

You ask for my highest level of education yet you fail to understand basic knowledge
User avatar #100 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
erosion?
Half a mountain didnt erode.
the missing material is not in the surrounding area.
You think that would be the first guess of professionals in their field.
nobody has any comment about it.
I also cant find any case of this happening elsewhere in the world.

Is that strange you to? me researching something?
You know what i think is retarded?
the tv news.
yet i dont go and stop listening to what they have to say, sometimes its good.

fuck, im going for a drive.
#102 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Dont crash nigga i need to refute more points to make myself look smart on the internet
User avatar #106 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
I just dont care anymore.

Nobody thinks like i do, im in the Marines and all i do is think.

Everyone else lifts weights and trains while i think about the universe.

My family, and my girlfriend that left me when i left for the Marines, im not seeing anymore.
They thought like me, but they're gone now, at least for a few more years.

Its really really lonely here, the only crow in a bald eagle reserve.

And i just need time to myself. to go wash my car or get dq.

You guys are pissing me off, and im already just done with trying to deal with the stress.
#159 - radiserne (08/31/2014) [-]
**radiserne rolled image**
You're pretty stupid if you get yourself worked up over an internet argument. And if you really were the "thinker" you claim to be, you wouldn't be wasting your time trying to convince random people on some shitey site that aliens are real.
#115 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
Maybe the other marines lift because they actually want to do something that's important for their lives/jobs, which is being physically strong and fit. They're the smart ones in this case, not you. I bet they look at you and think, "Man what a weirdo, why did he join anyways?"

On that point, why did you join? Is it because your total lack of any skills besides being a fucking idiot and sucking hard at arguments made it impossible for you to find any other job?
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
You are a marine. Fucking bullshit. Prove it now or forever be know and kingferret the faggoty
#110 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Well im not trying to stress you out but i dont exactly see how your points make any points. Sry bout the gf and family but if they left they werent worth it. Just dont result to alcholism or drugs or going spood because my dad did all that shit and he is just getting his shit together 15 years later
#89 - Not listening to what everyone has to say, is the problem with…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Dipper dug too deep -45
#162 - furiousmarshmellow (08/31/2014) [-]
Let me summarize this in one easy, loud, big lettered sentence that you possibly couldn't misinterpet:


IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON.
#111 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
No you fucking mong, listening to what everyone says is what's wrong with the world, not the other way around. Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Augustus Caesar, Charlemagne, Genghis Khan, and more each single-handedly changed the world more than a million of you ever could, and each of them accomplished what they did by not giving a fuck about "hurtin muh feels" or "brakin muh rules." These men carved their own paths and put their interests and ambitions first and foremost above all else.

Alexander alone, for example, conquered Egypt and Pakistan and everything in between not for righteousness or popular opinion demanding it or some crap like that, but for the fame and prestige that it would yield. Hell, he only stopped at the Indus river because his soldiers absolutely refused to march any further. And he did all of this through sheer skill and willpower, not by listening to every tard who would voice their opinions in front of him.

tl;dr- stop being a naive faggit
#173 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
so did hitler and stalin
#88 - The nazca lines in peru look artifically flattened. N… 08/31/2014 on Dipper dug too deep -24
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#83 - The nazca lines in peru contain pictures visible from the sky …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Dipper dug too deep -24
#112 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
haha wow you got me man, at first i thought you were just that fucking stupid

gr8 b8, i r8 8.8/8, u rlly gt me m8, tnks 4 teh ffort, i aprci8
#90 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
thats hardly proof. we only know like 25% of the worlds history pre 5000 bc
#92 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
How do you remove a mountain?

Why do you draw things in it only seen from the sky when flying is not to be invented for thousands of years.

I don't believe becauses of this reason, there are dozens more but ill just get red pinkied to hell because its different and not many people understand it.
fj has proven it hates different and things it doesn't understand.

Also the ruins of puma punku are perfectly cut by modern technology.
1500 years old.
puma punku is located at an altitude of 12,800 feet, which means it is located above the natural tree line, this means that NO trees grew in that area which means that no trees were cut down in order to use wooden rollers, the question is how did they transport the 100 ton stones?
#95 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Mountain removal: erosion?
Drawings: appease the gods you fuckwit
Fj knowledge: Im all for learning things that have evidence
Move stones: Olmec heads and the pyramids

You ask for my highest level of education yet you fail to understand basic knowledge
User avatar #100 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
erosion?
Half a mountain didnt erode.
the missing material is not in the surrounding area.
You think that would be the first guess of professionals in their field.
nobody has any comment about it.
I also cant find any case of this happening elsewhere in the world.

Is that strange you to? me researching something?
You know what i think is retarded?
the tv news.
yet i dont go and stop listening to what they have to say, sometimes its good.

fuck, im going for a drive.
#102 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Dont crash nigga i need to refute more points to make myself look smart on the internet
User avatar #106 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
I just dont care anymore.

Nobody thinks like i do, im in the Marines and all i do is think.

Everyone else lifts weights and trains while i think about the universe.

My family, and my girlfriend that left me when i left for the Marines, im not seeing anymore.
They thought like me, but they're gone now, at least for a few more years.

Its really really lonely here, the only crow in a bald eagle reserve.

And i just need time to myself. to go wash my car or get dq.

You guys are pissing me off, and im already just done with trying to deal with the stress.
#159 - radiserne (08/31/2014) [-]
**radiserne rolled image**
You're pretty stupid if you get yourself worked up over an internet argument. And if you really were the "thinker" you claim to be, you wouldn't be wasting your time trying to convince random people on some shitey site that aliens are real.
#115 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
Maybe the other marines lift because they actually want to do something that's important for their lives/jobs, which is being physically strong and fit. They're the smart ones in this case, not you. I bet they look at you and think, "Man what a weirdo, why did he join anyways?"

On that point, why did you join? Is it because your total lack of any skills besides being a fucking idiot and sucking hard at arguments made it impossible for you to find any other job?
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
You are a marine. Fucking bullshit. Prove it now or forever be know and kingferret the faggoty
#110 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Well im not trying to stress you out but i dont exactly see how your points make any points. Sry bout the gf and family but if they left they werent worth it. Just dont result to alcholism or drugs or going spood because my dad did all that shit and he is just getting his shit together 15 years later

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#4 - likeallthecomments (08/31/2014) [-]
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#5 to #4 - likeallthecomments (08/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - brendantheferret (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm the true ferret king, *****
User avatar #2 to #1 - newmapsofhell (06/04/2014) [-]
I came here to comment about ferrets, and looky what I stumble upon.
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