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#44 - cont'd So the SIA got out of his kart and came around to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2014 on Bro Of The Year Award Goes... +6
#45 - kingbulbasaur (01/03/2014) [-]
cont'd.
So we get to the office and they ask me to repeat my story to them. (probably to make sure I wasn't lying)
I told them the same thing, that I was hiding behind the golf kart to scare Mr. D after he leaves his office.
VP: "Are you close friends with Mr. D or something?"
Me: "I-I just love shenanigans."
VP: "The funny thing is Mr. D isn't here today -- his daughter isn't feeling well. Anyway, it sounds like you weren't doing anything wrong so just go back to class. Lemme just finish writing your permission slip to go back."
He finished writing my slip and handed it to me. I was in such a rush to get back to class from the tension of the situation when..
VP: "Wait! Come back here."
Oh shit.jpg
VP: "You forgot your nilla wafers and milk!"
How could I forget.
mfw
#42 - What a true bro. My story is not very related but a t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2014 on Bro Of The Year Award Goes... +8
#44 - kingbulbasaur (01/03/2014) [-]
cont'd
So the SIA got out of his kart and came around to speak to me.
At this point, my friends are well out of sight and it's just me.
"Can I ask you what you're doing here? I'm sure you know you're not allowed to be here."
"I'm hiding from Mr. D"
"Trying to ditch school?"
"No, no. 'Cause Mr. D comes out of this office door every day and I was going to scare him on his way out."
"Don't lie to me! You were ditching, weren't you!"
"No, no, I mean it. I have 4th period PE in his class and we're supposed to be in SSR."
He radio'd in one of his other SIAs and one of the vice principles.
They took my ID, sat me down in the kart and took me to go with them to the office.
Oh, I forgot to mention, but I was holding chocolate milk and nilla wafers.
On the way there, the vice principle made a comment about my good taste in snacks and began a discussion with the SIA about how 'nilla' was to be pronounced.
VP: "Hm. Nilla wafers and chocolate milk -- good choice, anon."
Me: "Th-Thanks."
SIA: "Isn't it pronounced, nilla like vanilla?"
VP: "No, no. It doesn't roll off the tongue the way 'nilla' does. Try it. 'Nilla wafers'.
SIA: "I thought it was 'cause Nilla Wafers are slighty vanilla flavored."
VP: "That might be so, but you have to treat 'nilla' as if it were it's own word and not just the end of 'vanilla'."
SIA: "Nilla wafers."
VP: "Nilla wafers."
I think my nilla wafers broke a bit of the whole 'oh, this student is a bad person and he's going to do bad things' presumption.
They seemed very light-hearted about the situation afterwards and to this day I still think it's 'cause of my wafers.
MFW Nilla Wafer is love, Nilla Wafer is life.
#45 - kingbulbasaur (01/03/2014) [-]
cont'd.
So we get to the office and they ask me to repeat my story to them. (probably to make sure I wasn't lying)
I told them the same thing, that I was hiding behind the golf kart to scare Mr. D after he leaves his office.
VP: "Are you close friends with Mr. D or something?"
Me: "I-I just love shenanigans."
VP: "The funny thing is Mr. D isn't here today -- his daughter isn't feeling well. Anyway, it sounds like you weren't doing anything wrong so just go back to class. Lemme just finish writing your permission slip to go back."
He finished writing my slip and handed it to me. I was in such a rush to get back to class from the tension of the situation when..
VP: "Wait! Come back here."
Oh shit.jpg
VP: "You forgot your nilla wafers and milk!"
How could I forget.
mfw
#92 - That looks like Alona Tal.. 12/31/2013 on So that's what the French... 0
#146 - Picture 12/31/2013 on Oh God, my feels 0
#161 - I don't really have spare cash for a gym membership at the mom…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2013 on New Years Resolution 0
#176 - anonymous (12/30/2013) [-]
You don't need the stupid gym machines anyway... The fittest motherfucker I've ever met uses no weights at all, ever. His name is Chago Rodriguez, taekwondo and hapkido instructor.
By fittest I mean that he was immensely strong for a martial artist, not that he had huge bulging muscles (but they were not small. Grawr, no homo). But I got the impression he was made from spring steel. The only weights you need for serious training is a bar and some bells, even buckets of water can do in a pinch. Posting as anon because I think I'll attract the "squats n' oats" brigade with this comment and don't want 500 notifications.
User avatar #167 - thebestpieever (12/30/2013) [-]
Unless you wanna get the body of Vin Diesel you don't really need much, buy a couple of 10 pound dumbbells and use those, plus some press ups, squats, jumping jacks, all that stuff. If you just wanna stay fit you can do it at home.
#16 - It'd be so great if this were real and there was a video of it 12/30/2013 on All Rise, now twerk! +7
#61 - tfw 12/30/2013 on When scissors glide through... +3
#6 - I wouldn't say NEVER. I grew up with my younger brother an… 12/29/2013 on That's neat, I guess +8
#30 - I'm getting two different punchlines here.. One being that… 12/28/2013 on Just my ex sunbathing. 0
#105 - Bulgogi is love, bulgogi is life. funfact: 'bul' … 12/28/2013 on american cars 0
#41 - Shhh. Britfags are just as fat as Amerifats. Korean master race  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2013 on american cars +4
#77 - anonymous (12/28/2013) [-]
Irish master race checking in for the battle.
Pic related
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (12/28/2013) [-]
Brits, Americans, and Mexicans

the tri-force of fat
User avatar #78 - crazypat (12/28/2013) [-]
Together we form tasty but unhealthy food obsessions.
User avatar #73 - Logicaltightrope (12/28/2013) [-]
UAE is fatter!
#43 - anonymous (12/28/2013) [-]
Damn korean bbq places popping up in my neighborhood... I swear I was considered underweight before you pulgogi Shoveling commies showed up and stole my heart.... and replaced it with colesterol... I Love/hate you
User avatar #105 - kingbulbasaur (12/28/2013) [-]
Bulgogi is love, bulgogi is life.

funfact:
'bul' means light or fire
'gogi' means beef
So if you translate bulgogi from Korean to English, it literally means 'fire / light beef'.
#11 - It's been years since a knock knock joke was actually funny to… 12/27/2013 on Knock knock +2
#186 - "Condensation" 12/27/2013 on Brake +6
#32 - "Pokemon Fact #20" "Fact" "It…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on poketrivia 0 +12
#35 - xcoreyx (12/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's a fact that such a rumor exists.
#11 - My girlfriend of 4 years dumped me and moved on really quickly…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on title +5
User avatar #30 - bigsteamingpile (12/24/2013) [-]
I did the exact same thing about 6 months ago. Staying drunk with my friends for 12 out of 14 days really helped. Blink was the soundtrack to my life all summer.
#10 - No clue, but my friends say I should act my age..  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2013 on title +2
User avatar #12 - mcderper (12/24/2013) [-]
What's my age again?
User avatar #17 - mrkek (12/24/2013) [-]
And did he really forget to walk the dog?
User avatar #18 - mcderper (12/24/2013) [-]
wat.jpeg
#13 - rainbowhead (12/24/2013) [-]
#38 - Picture 12/24/2013 on Damn! 0
#53 - It depends on which demographic you're catering to So in t… 12/23/2013 on Capitalism at Work 0
#43 - This reminds me of how my friend left his school ID in my car.…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on Have a moment for Jesus... 0
#69 - misscarriage (12/22/2013) [-]
So does he look like a douche too? Otherwise they'll notice

just having fun.

at your expense.
#34 - I don't get it, did he steal it or just buy it for himself? 12/19/2013 on Merry Xmas To Me 0
#6 - In this situation, it's probably horrifyingly embarrassing to …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Thanks mum +3
#8 - anonymous (12/18/2013) [-]
He was kicking his ass, mom jumped in to save the losers ass.
Do I even need to say the word?
#9 - micekill (12/18/2013) [-]
*punching
#186 - I just saw Desolation of Smaug -- wasn't disappointed. 12/18/2013 on Orc Face Motion Capture +3
#17 - My girlfriend used to do this to me all the time.. We were tog…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Damm cold feet +1
#26 - zyvac (12/17/2013) [-]
My ex and I were together for 5 years and she left me 3 months ago. I know your pain bro.
#18 - hoban (12/17/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear that man, plenty more fish sexy sexy fish in the sea
Have a related gif that might make you giggle.
#26 - Dumb ********** Sokka tryna rock a faux hawk-a, c… 12/17/2013 on Avatar rap battles 0
#25 - Last name 'Man' First name 'Cabbage' Watch me go ham m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Avatar rap battles +5
#26 - kingbulbasaur (12/17/2013) [-]
Dumb mothafucka Sokka tryna rock a faux hawk-a, can't mock a better rapper
His flow is on lock he just can't talk 'cause my rhymes rock; he's got writer's block and no cock so just keep walkin' -- you can't handle my swagger
Yeah, so you know how to toss a boomerang
But when I get on the mic, bitches go 'dang!'
Yeah, Toph knows how to drop it low -- she's a hoe fosho
But she's too young, so I said 'Oh, fuck no'
Her earth-bending skills keep her real rock steady
But when it comes to facing me, she's just not ready
Princess Azula, out to conquer all the rest
But I couldn't care less, I'm on that good buddha blessed
Takes after her father; real fiery and they're both bitches
Fucked her so hard, her pussy needed stitches
Y'all rap so fuckin' whack, this was no challenge
So maybe you'll think again before you fuck with my cabbage
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User avatar #19 - comicexplain ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Hey hey. You sure about all that...? I was positive it was from The Flash, Brightest Day, #2.
#18 - anonymous (09/23/2013) [-]
loved your comment. Made my day. I'm crying.
User avatar #16 - satyrn (06/05/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3760360/We+are+so+badass/

The ********* you stirred up here made me happy :) Just thought I'd share that.
User avatar #17 to #19 - kingbulbasaur (06/12/2012) [-]
Anytime.
User avatar #14 - xeroedge (03/26/2012) [-]
Smells very ******* in here. Must be you.
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#12 - buthoesandtricks (03/26/2012) [-]
Heard you was a ******
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you're a ******
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Dammit ******
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According to a dubs roll you are now a ****** .... so Sup ******
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i want to comment
but idk what to comment
so i will just roll one!
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