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#88 - I feel like the only non-drinker on FJ.. Not 'cause I'm all li…  [+] (28 new replies) 05/26/2012 on And now we wait.. +70
#317 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2012) [-]
"I feel like the only non-drinker"

Implying the 4021 12 year olds that come on this site drink.
User avatar #259 - Fgner (05/26/2012) [-]
I'm kind of in your boat. I have the acquired taste for it, but I don't drink often because I find so many other things way better tasting.
User avatar #174 - artillerysmith (05/26/2012) [-]
Just curious, have you tried Jegermeister?
#165 - patagon (05/26/2012) [-]
well, it is fun to drink and there is probably some alcohol you like
User avatar #136 - Kayberz (05/26/2012) [-]
try disaronno, tastes like dr. pepper imo
User avatar #134 - gespony (05/26/2012) [-]
what about cocktails, just some orange juice/passao/vodka and you don't even taste the alcohol if it's not to strong
#131 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2012) [-]
That's like saying "I don't eat food because I don't like the taste"
There are thousands of different varieties for alcoholic drinks, you clearly just haven't tried one that you like.
#128 - einhetvin (05/26/2012) [-]
How bout some mad chasers? orange juice or beer right after a shot makes it taste like either orange juice or beer. Oh and btw, some beers are quite delicious, might I suggest dark malty beer, if you dont like the bitter ones. Weeds also great.
#125 - thamuz (05/26/2012) [-]
See,i was with you. Then,I found Pyat Ozer and Jack Daniels. I didnt really like alcohol because of the smell/taste,but now,I love it because those two are really smooth to me. You can also try to find like an extra dry Champagne or a smoother wine.
#121 - krakarot (05/26/2012) [-]
I don't know what booze you get, but some of it tastes amazing.

Then again it is all opinion, so fuck me and mine, I guess.
User avatar #117 - amozi (05/26/2012) [-]
no you dont, i dont drink alcoholic beverages too
#108 - robdabob (05/26/2012) [-]
don't drink you say? Impossible!
#159 - turian (05/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #103 - fantomen (05/26/2012) [-]
>"I just don't like consuming something if it doesn't taste good."
That's my GF's excuse for not swallowing.
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User avatar #280 - himym (05/26/2012) [-]
ive always wondered if that really works
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#211 - bjartur (05/26/2012) [-]
hmm, I didn't know that your hand had a mouth, how fascinating
User avatar #109 - trollchildxy (05/26/2012) [-]
Response? Don't warn her and ask her to deep throat right as you nut.
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2012) [-]
Start sipping on Scotch, Rum or Bourban. Most alcohol is an acquired taste and I find they are the easiest to get used to. Mix them with coke (do it yourself so you can find the perfect mix to get used to them) if you dont want straight stuff. Chances are if you dont like scotch, you'll probably enjoy bourban more. All alcohol is different (cheap stuff is obviously not a great drink for enjoying so try going a bit more expensive than the cheapest crap possible but dont buy the most expensive unless its for an occasional drink and not a party)

Im not much of a drinker but i find Pre-mixed Wild Turkey to be perfect, especially if you hate the taste of most alcohol. NEVER drink beer if you dont like alcohol because its horrible no matter what.

Just try basic stuff, dont over-do it. Dont suffer through alcohol if you find it horrible, mix it with something or try something else.
#154 - arneanka (05/26/2012) [-]

You seriously recommend someone drinking bourbon or a fine whisky before they drink good beer?
#129 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2012) [-]
why should someone have to work to like something they dont like in the first place? The reward is getting drunk? Theres no real reason to drink unless you like it, so if you dont like it, then dont fucking drink it... If anything, you're working towards a goal of just empty calories and carbs.
#181 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2012) [-]
I appreciate that alcohol isn't exactly something you should aspire to drink, but your first point is ridiculous.

In my experience some of the best things in life come from teaching yourself to enjoy them. For example playing an instrument- you may hate it at first but give it time and you'll probably fall in love with it. A lot of people I know don't read, but they're missing out on some amazing stuff, and if they would just put in the effort to learn to enjoy it they might find themselves reading everyday because they want to.

The idea that we should only ever do things we want to prevents you from experiencing so many things. You get once chance at this life, and some of the best things take time to learn to enjoy.

Sorry, went a bit off track from the alcohol argument there...
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2012) [-]
i'm sorry friend, but beer is delicious and sooooo much better than the harder varieties. as long as you stay away from frat-water you can never go wrong with beer. That being said jack daniels tennessee honey is fantastic if you absolutely have to have something of the harder variety
#158 - arneanka (05/26/2012) [-]
Agreed, however, a fine whisky (not the cheap stuff you'd find in most parts of the US) can be great!

I love systembolaget <3 The inventory they carry... amazing.
User avatar #89 - sjsharks (05/26/2012) [-]
im in the same boat as you
User avatar #95 - Aumoe (05/26/2012) [-]
yet ... vodka in watermellon ... possibly could taste good
#316 - frodr (05/26/2012) [-]
You dont even taste the vodka if you do it right.
#90 - Makes me wanna go back and finish Oblivion..  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2012 on oblivion +1
User avatar #115 - thedutchs (05/26/2012) [-]
I did every. fucking. questline.

It was awesome.
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2012) [-]
#92 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2012) [-]
I finished oblivion......When i saw the ending i came -_-
#123 - "I have a legacy." I've never really looked… 05/26/2012 on How does one "Win the... +4
#967 - Everyone knows Keanu Reeves is the only and true Lord and Savior. 05/26/2012 on To get things straight. -2
#226 - Wow, Pauly D is seriously a DJ? When will he learn to just tak… 05/26/2012 on Deadmau5 responds +3
#2 - I think it's time for them to retire the CoD franchise and sta… 05/25/2012 on Black Ops2 0
#23 - I really wish I knew what the crazy guy was saying -- I'm sure… 05/25/2012 on Crazy Guy on the Road +1
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#28 - Dude.. A bullet's design is made for penetration, not to … 05/24/2012 on he was tired of the friendzone +19
#17 - Hey guys, forgive me for sounding stupid, but what does a poli…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Police Chasing Nissan GTR +1
#18 - zyean (05/24/2012) [-]
pit maneuver imo
User avatar #27 - Chucklez (05/24/2012) [-]
and watch the carnage from afar, i agree. "this is the 305 interchange, we have a 98 car pile up due to a cop PIT maneuvering a car that was driving somewhat offensively" ;D
#8 - This looks like how a horror movie would start. 05/24/2012 on The Night Car Skid 0
#20 - This looks a lot like my cousin's drawings on her fridge. She's 5. 05/24/2012 on Vault Boy +4
#103 - Oh god I love you I laughed harder at this picture than ev… 05/24/2012 on Shitstorms in FJ +4
#28 - Dude, I loved that show.. At the very least, Al would be g… 05/24/2012 on In loving memory +1
#160 - Dat sink 05/24/2012 on Cool -1
#121 - Maybe that's just a dwarf's arm. 05/24/2012 on NO! +1
#404 - Y'know, just 'cause someone's born in a certain country doesn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on Gotta Love Marines +2
#416 - killingzone (05/23/2012) [-]
except for niggers.
#79 - I think this gif is a lot funnier than it is scary just 'cause… 05/23/2012 on Goodnight +2
#20 - The black chicks would just steal it anyway. 05/23/2012 on How the internet affects me +4
#137 - I know that feel, went through it twice.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on Best friend for 20 years +2
#145 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2012) [-]
It's ok bro, I've been through it 17 times :/ #juniorinhighschool
#87 - Get off tumblr, you ******* homo.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Wish upon an Internet 0
User avatar #93 - jackbo (05/23/2012) [-]
I think he can do what he likes.
#90 - rrenierr (05/23/2012) [-]
>implying calling someone on the internet gay actually gets taken srsly
#169 - I go to school in California, where even having books in good … 05/23/2012 on Douche 0
#53 - I love TF2 so ******* MUCH. I play it every time … 05/22/2012 on Which one are you? 0
#45 - How would an ultrasound hurt the baby? Just curious, 'cause I … 05/22/2012 on New Age Logic 0
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