|Funny Pictures||Funny Videos|
|Funny GIFs||YouTube Videos|
Rank #5325 on CommentsLevel 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
OfflineSend mail to kingbulbasaur Block kingbulbasaur Invite kingbulbasaur to be your friend flag avatar
latest user's comments
|#202 - In any game with some kind of open realm / free roam, I like t… [+] (3 new replies)||09/13/2013 on A little gaming moment||+1|
#208 - kingbulbasaur (09/13/2013) [-]
I was playing inFamous 2 the first time through -- played with 100% good karma (you basically make all the good decisions and get ice powers)
So there's these other conduits (people with super powers) that sometimes attack you if you're in their territory. I thought it'd be cool to give the character I play a kind of a backstory with them and I'd be talking to myself the entire time..
Other conduit: "How can you leave us, Cole? We had such a great thing going! We could control all of New Marais and expand!"
Cole: "I have changed much since those days.. What we did was wrong. We were ruthless. I walk a different path now." *make character slowly walk away knowing other guy will attack me*
Other conduit (actually, let's call him Phil) Phil: "You know I can't just let you walk away from this, Cole."
Cole: "Don't make this end the wrong way, Phil. I'd rather not have to kill you!"
Phil: "Kill me? Kill ME?! I'm not the same little boy I used to be! Die, Cole McGrath!!"
and then I kill him.
It's made to intentionally be cheesy and parody your old generic cartoon / anime dialogue.
mfw I 1 shot him
#218 - kingbulbasaur (09/13/2013) [-]
I was playing Prototype 2..
I liked to walk around on the street very slowly like the AIs and pretend I'm normal.
There's only a couple different character models for the AIs (my guess is they'll just randomly generate an AI body and put different clothes on him / her)
So I picked and named one that appeared regularly. She was a blonde with her hair tied up -- I think I called her Meg or something 'cause I was really into Family Guy at the moment.
So anyway, I'd pretend my character was in a relationship with Meg and create dialogue to make it seem so. (In hindsight, I realize that if someone walked in on me playing my games alone I'd seem crazy)
But eventually I'd stop doing this and start playing missions.
Sometimes, the AIs walk in pairs. So I saw Meg walking around with another guy..
"Meg.. Is this what you've been doing?"
"James! It's not what it looks like.."
"So what is it, then?! I'm out saving our world, protecting you, securing a future for us -- and you're out with another man?!"
"No, James! You're overreacting!"
"I'M NOT OVER REACTING"
Then I kill them both and pretend my character is mourning everytime I pass a similar AI 'cause she reminds him of Meg.
It's pretty fun, it releases some of the dullness of open world games after finishing campaign. TFW I consume the guy Meg was walking around with.
|#1049 - How about you 'Murricans and Europoors stop bickering and bow … [+] (1 new reply)||09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it||-2|
|#49 - You must find it so impressive to brag about how normal you ar… [+] (3 new replies)||09/08/2013 on no qt3.14||0|
|#13 - Wow, the writing for Pokemon is actually pretty awesome||09/08/2013 on My favourite pokemon scene...||+9|
|#42 - TFW *********** . Where's my mana, bro? [+] (1 new reply)||09/08/2013 on What If?||0|
|#23 - "Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the… [+] (1 new reply)||09/06/2013 on Just Things||+71|
|#67 - Can't tell if troll or truly beyond saving. Either way, it…||09/06/2013 on Just no||+1|
|#123 - They brought Charizard back?! I was so sad when Ash left C…||09/05/2013 on Ash and Charizard||+2|
|#12 - Aw yiss. I love the new 52.||09/04/2013 on Cosplay||+11|
|#45 - As much as furfags disgust me, I'm whatever about it. I think …||09/04/2013 on fresh of fortune||+4|
|#70 - I used to think my dad was secretly a wrestler or crime fighte…||09/03/2013 on Dad is super strong||+1|
|#33 - When foreigners say "I want to be able to speak English&q… [+] (5 new replies)||09/02/2013 on So I went to London...||-8|
#36 - hudis (09/02/2013) [-]
Uh, no. 'Foreigners' like me and my kinsmen in northern Europe don't care what kind of English they speak as long as it's in English. Either way, the general consensus has never seemed to me to be that American English is more prestigious; if anything it just makes others think you sound a bit dumb.
That's how it's been in my experience, anyway.
#35 - 2scared2login (09/02/2013) [-]
Wow? Are you the guy that speaks for the whole population of China, Japan and Korea?
|#127 - I'm pretty impressed by how good this is.||09/01/2013 on Gotta Feel Em All||+2|
|#158 - hfw||09/01/2013 on WATCH OUT||0|
|#223 - ***** is love, ***** is life [+] (2 new replies)||09/01/2013 on Have a gay day made my day||+6|
|#54 - "Marvel used to own DW comics" "Marvel"… [+] (1 new reply)||09/01/2013 on witty title||+1|
|#27 - But that's not the case here -- there's no instance of what yo… [+] (2 new replies)||09/01/2013 on witty title||+1|
|#23 - "Being of a scientific mind, I decided this would be wher…||09/01/2013 on /b/||0|
|#7 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies)||09/01/2013 on The bachelor life||+8|
|#21 - Yuck, Dr. Who fags pushing their fandom into other fandoms once again. [+] (7 new replies)||09/01/2013 on witty title||+8|
|#128 - "Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhe…||08/31/2013 on Smile? Really?||+3|
|#1710 - OP is a genius, good job Maybe you'll teach a couple …||08/31/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ||-3|
|#42 - I have this movie on VHS but no functioning VHS player.. Thanks, guy! [+] (1 new reply)||08/29/2013 on pokemon the first movie||0|
|#164 - TFW he later realizes he forgot to suck his nuts||08/29/2013 on no homo||+3|
|#20 - **** TURBO FOG When I first started playing M…||08/28/2013 on Klassic Kyle||0|