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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
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#197 - No, I'm not thinking of Damian. It's true that Terry was birth…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Batman, By Stark 0
User avatar #198 - azraelthemage (11/06/2013) [-]
You're missing my point. Terry isn't a clone. His father was, but Terry is a legit person. Sure, there was genetic modification involved, but he wasn't cloned from anyone. This isn't like Metal Gear where they made a clone and modified it later. No, this was just a guy getting his genetic code rearranged and then having a kid. That's not cloning.
#195 - I'm leaning more towards the idea of Terry being a clone, but …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Batman, By Stark 0
User avatar #196 - azraelthemage (11/06/2013) [-]
You're thinking of Damien. Terry was conceived and birthed like a normal baby. The only sci-fi bullshit that when on was Changing his father's DNA.
User avatar #197 - kingbulbasaur (11/06/2013) [-]
No, I'm not thinking of Damian. It's true that Terry was birthed like a normal human baby, but I'm only making the comparison of a test-tube baby because of the genetic altercations, but still being birthed like a normal human baby.
To be honest, this is the first situation like this that I've ever read / heard of. He's not a straight up clone, but he's not truly Bruce's son either. It probably has it's own term that I don't know of.
User avatar #198 - azraelthemage (11/06/2013) [-]
You're missing my point. Terry isn't a clone. His father was, but Terry is a legit person. Sure, there was genetic modification involved, but he wasn't cloned from anyone. This isn't like Metal Gear where they made a clone and modified it later. No, this was just a guy getting his genetic code rearranged and then having a kid. That's not cloning.
#194 - The suit was designed by Bruce in his older years when he real… 11/06/2013 on Batman, By Stark 0
#193 - But despite how broken their relationship is, Dick still keeps… 11/06/2013 on Batman, By Stark 0
#2070 - League of Legends and Arkham Origins.. 11/04/2013 on description 0
#83 - Then.. What's the Revolutionary War? They figured out who … 11/02/2013 on Revolution or War? why not... 0
#78 - They all sound pretty good except for the cinnamon, mint, yogu… 10/30/2013 on The many flavors of Pepsi 0
#130 - Isn't phanact like 16 or something? I thought you had to be 18…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Too diligent mods? +1
#177 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
Does this look like the build of a 16 yr old
#236 - GeneralLeeInsane (10/30/2013) [-]
#194 - yuukoku (10/30/2013) [-]
Nothing's impossible. Those beautiful Thai boys looked like women to me. Who's to say there's not one ultra-ripped sixteen-year-old out there.
#193 - playerdous (10/30/2013) [-]
yes
#146 - "Yeah, we'll make our cupcakes cost an additional quarter… 10/30/2013 on welcome to feminism 0
#1 - Did Desmond actually die at the end of AC3? I feel like they w…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Assassin's Creed: Relative... 0
User avatar #11 - zaiopeperse (10/29/2013) [-]
Spoiler tag, jeez
User avatar #12 - zaiopeperse (10/29/2013) [-]
Sorry, I may have overreacted a little bit
User avatar #6 - achphoenix (10/29/2013) [-]
he died, thats why you play as "yourself" in ac 4 the developers explained
User avatar #8 - Ariath Uchiha (10/29/2013) [-]
Your picture seems familiar.
#9 - achphoenix (10/29/2013) [-]
no idea what you are talking about
#10 - Ariath Uchiha (10/29/2013) [-]
Sorry, my mistake.
#13 - achphoenix (10/29/2013) [-]
all forgiven
User avatar #4 - jibb (10/29/2013) [-]
I believe you have been in the entire series Desmond through the Animus, like Desmond's grandvhild ore something (even though i know he dont have a son), because when Desmon died, there was a small flare, like a connection error of some sort, the screen moved a bit
User avatar #3 - ivoryhammer (10/29/2013) [-]
Basically Desmond sacrificed himself so humanity would survive the solar flare.
User avatar #2 - thedarkestrogue (10/29/2013) [-]
Yes. They gave up on him and the rest of the story and now in AC4 you're some templar faggot who just happens to also be related to Desmond and his ancestors.
#5 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
Not even. In AC4 you're just a random guy at abstergo shifting through the memories of Desmond from DNA. not related to desmond at all
User avatar #7 - thedarkestrogue (10/29/2013) [-]
thats even worse. Fuck I hate Assassins Creed now. It used to be about mystery and awesome plot twists and conspiracy....now it just sucks.
#14 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
Seriously? I've played it and it's god damn amazing, Abstergo took Desmond's body and retrieved his DNA to use in searching through his memories. You're an employee who's told to go through his DNA so they could make a movie "bullshit" and also, Rebecca and Shaun are in the game and part of the story.

So it is a plot twist, it is fucking amazing, there is mystery, don't hate dumbass.
User avatar #15 - thedarkestrogue (10/29/2013) [-]
I've played every Assassins Creed game since the beginning and it feels like they gave up on the story a while ago. They didn't know what to do with it after brotherhood and it showed. 3 was majorly lacking and because it was, i''m not buying 4. The gameplay has been fun, but thats about it.
#25 - Yeah, but it's not about impressing people, it's about conveni…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on more impressive +3
User avatar #29 - quadrilateral (10/29/2013) [-]
They both have their faults.
Books become very heavy very quickly when packing multiple books. E-readers done. E-readers can break fairly easily. Books won't.

But there's also something that is lost when going over to an e-reader. The comforting familiar weight of your favorite book, that smell they get after years of use, the feel of a page. And, on a less sensory portion, the formatting for a lot of things, such as poems or certain novels, is intrinsically to the piece itself, and e-readers rarely get it right.
#170 - **** off, EU League's fanbase is primarily in NA an…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Season 4 -4
#187 - vanfredrik (11/12/2013) [-]
A Dota player and a LoL player walk into a bar. The Dota player says LoL is shit, the LoL player can't deny.
#171 - mymissiondaytwo (10/26/2013) [-]
Typical psychology of a losing LoL player to bash everything in sight.
#182 - ursazed (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure this comment was meant to be taken tongue-in-cheek.
#95 - I never drink from public fountains 'cause of that moldy *…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on First world problems +1
User avatar #104 - raamageddon (10/24/2013) [-]
When I went to a highschool in Vegas during my Freshman year, someone told me that people had shat in their fountains.

I have not used a public fountain since.
#10 - Carl, get back in the house~  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Sassy Rick Grimes +6
#18 - omgheythere (10/23/2013) [-]
Carrlll, time for dinner!
#459 - Also, TFW still catchin' 'em all and I frequently go to the In… 10/22/2013 on Stop being a fag, I'd say... +4
#458 - cont'd again >middle school went on well >a litt…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Stop being a fag, I'd say... +7
#459 - kingbulbasaur (10/22/2013) [-]
Also, TFW still catchin' 'em all and I frequently go to the In-N-Out where two of those faggots work and play Pokemon with my friends.
They ain't got shit to say now.
#456 - cont'd >deal with older asshats' **** for a coup…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Stop being a fag, I'd say... +6
#458 - kingbulbasaur (10/22/2013) [-]
cont'd again
>middle school went on well
>a little conflict here and there will bully asshats but I always came out on top
>bullyfags eventually promote out of middle school into high school
>rest of middle school is great, really miss those times
flash forward a couple years
>be me
>in high school
>moved to nicer area 'cause mom's making more money and school's better here
>still hang out with friends from childhood 'cause it's not too far
>be winter break
>participating in nearby city's 'christmas parade' 'cause I'm a boyscout
>be marching in parade
>bullyfaggots are there watching me
>shouting 'n making fun of me from the sidewalk
>after parade, group up with friends to go to nearby theater
>en route to theater down the block, bullyfags confront us
>before they can speak, knock the fuck outta one of them
>1HKO fuck yeah 100000 pts
>kick their asses, they're crying
>take their bikes 'cause fuck those faggots
>they're running away and one of them has the nerve to look back and shout "F-F-Faggot!" through his tears
>end up throwing away their bikes 'cause I don't want their shit
tfw I came out on top of them and today they aren't doing shit and work retail or at fast food chains (not even exaggerating)
In my opinion, bullying is a form of natural selection in a sense. Most everyone has to deal with it, but not everyone gets through it. I dealt with bullying firsthand throughout my entire childhood. I know how shitty it is, but if you can get through it, it'll better you. TL;DR this anti-bullying shit is retarded, I agree with the OP
#459 - kingbulbasaur (10/22/2013) [-]
Also, TFW still catchin' 'em all and I frequently go to the In-N-Out where two of those faggots work and play Pokemon with my friends.
They ain't got shit to say now.
#448 - >be me >4th - 7th grade >only Asian kid in cl…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Stop being a fag, I'd say... +8
User avatar #478 - nucularwar (10/22/2013) [-]
early middle schoolers are the worst. They're smart enough to know how to make other people feel like shit, and not mature enough to know not to
#456 - kingbulbasaur (10/22/2013) [-]
cont'd
>deal with older asshats' shit for a couple more years
>flash forward to 6th grade
>hit my growth spurt previous summer
>tall as fuck now
>tallest kid in school aside from a good friend of mine who is in my class
>older asshats are only getting fatter and are now shorter than me
>they were also a lot dumber than myself
>6th graders can try out for flag football at school, decide to give it a shot
>I turn out to be the fastest kid in school and decent at football
>become first string runningback, feelsgoodman
>start loving football for the sport and playing with friends who joined team with me
>older asshats are on same team
>I get to kick their asses around during practice
>make them look like pansies, coach always giving them shit for not being able to keep up with me
>stepyourgampeupfagit.jpg
>as the year went on, they started bugging me less and never got physically violent with me
TFW I can now catch 'em all, not just in peace, but with me bullying the bullyfags
#458 - kingbulbasaur (10/22/2013) [-]
cont'd again
>middle school went on well
>a little conflict here and there will bully asshats but I always came out on top
>bullyfags eventually promote out of middle school into high school
>rest of middle school is great, really miss those times
flash forward a couple years
>be me
>in high school
>moved to nicer area 'cause mom's making more money and school's better here
>still hang out with friends from childhood 'cause it's not too far
>be winter break
>participating in nearby city's 'christmas parade' 'cause I'm a boyscout
>be marching in parade
>bullyfaggots are there watching me
>shouting 'n making fun of me from the sidewalk
>after parade, group up with friends to go to nearby theater
>en route to theater down the block, bullyfags confront us
>before they can speak, knock the fuck outta one of them
>1HKO fuck yeah 100000 pts
>kick their asses, they're crying
>take their bikes 'cause fuck those faggots
>they're running away and one of them has the nerve to look back and shout "F-F-Faggot!" through his tears
>end up throwing away their bikes 'cause I don't want their shit
tfw I came out on top of them and today they aren't doing shit and work retail or at fast food chains (not even exaggerating)
In my opinion, bullying is a form of natural selection in a sense. Most everyone has to deal with it, but not everyone gets through it. I dealt with bullying firsthand throughout my entire childhood. I know how shitty it is, but if you can get through it, it'll better you. TL;DR this anti-bullying shit is retarded, I agree with the OP
#459 - kingbulbasaur (10/22/2013) [-]
Also, TFW still catchin' 'em all and I frequently go to the In-N-Out where two of those faggots work and play Pokemon with my friends.
They ain't got shit to say now.
#221 - My Greninja has this thing that kinda resembles a really tiny … 10/21/2013 on Pokemon Amie +1
#72 - TFW I'm playing co-op with a friend on The Last of Us online a… 10/21/2013 on Co-op +1
#214 - That's the point, dude. She's just making excuses for herself.… 10/21/2013 on Turtle pls 0
#26 - God, I ******* hate old Indian dudes in movies 'n *…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2013 on WHAT THE F***? +11
User avatar #60 - ewqua (10/20/2013) [-]
I feel like all Native Americans are portrayed as something better than us recently. Just look at this, hot Native guys. Or Assassin's Creed 3, handsome and wise and strong. Or Beyond: Two Souls.
I'm not saying they aren't better, maybe they truly are wiser and stronger and better looking. I've never met any, so I can't tell.
But I guess that's our way of compensation for white people's douchebaggery throughout the history or I don't know.
User avatar #55 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/20/2013) [-]
In my experience with the three main tribes where I grew up (Navajo, Hopi, and Apache if you're curious) the old men tend to go two ways: the wise and kind men who fit the wise native stereotype really well, and drunk assholes who blame everyone but themselves for their rampant alcoholism that ruined their lives.
#54 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
i am native american, and the great spirit has granted me the wisdom of the buffalo.

young cubs should walk more paths beneath the hidden moon,
find great comfort in the knowledge of your ancestors.
become one with nature, and know that
you are pretty much right

User avatar #32 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2013) [-]
Typically old native americans just get drunk a lot and bitch about how white people ruined their lives by coming over seas and colonizing. Or at least that's all they do in BC...

Oh and they kill you if you walk into their reserves, even by accident...
#42 - CVxNiTrO (10/20/2013) [-]
Buddy, there are two types of natives, one that will act hard and will say that they can kill you, but are actually drunken asshats that never got out of phase of hating white people. Then the other don't give a fuck and lead good lives.


Also i don't think i ever killed anyone that came onto my reserve yet.
#25 - It's really sad that, despite this being a joke, a lot of peop… 10/20/2013 on Unknown +10
#50 - Sometimes, being the Dark Knight gets lonely.. 10/20/2013 on WERSH THE TRIGGGER +4
#169 - I'm already liking Wan a lot more than Korra.. He got ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Turtle pls +9
User avatar #171 - darthblam (10/20/2013) [-]
She's TRYING to get stuff done.
The problem is the eras and people are incredibly different. Everyone keeps comparing her to Aang and such.
Through out the series, everyone it seems is always trying to manipulate Korra for their own gain, this is no simple fight between good and evil anymore, everything is a gray line in this series.
This truly gives her a much bigger space for character development, because she's having to make hard decisions that can't always be clear.
#214 - kingbulbasaur (10/21/2013) [-]
That's the point, dude. She's just making excuses for herself.
Think about Wan and Aang -- Aang lived under the threat of persecution. He didn't have to put his life on the line, he did anyway 'cause it's what he has to do.
And think about Wan. He lived a life of poverty and starvation -- no way to make his own life. But despite this, he acted of his own accord. That's what I mean.
Meanwhile, Korra's too busy having mood swings and blaming everyone else in her life for her problems to act.
I don't even need anyone else to tell me, her character this season is that of a spoiled brat and it really sucks 'cause it's a huge change of pace from last season.

TL;DR those are just excuses, everyone else got shit done regardless of the situation -- that's what defines their actions and she's just crying about her problems.
User avatar #181 - dazimsixsixsix (10/20/2013) [-]
That would be awesome if korra wasent a complete twat about it all.

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User avatar #19 - comicexplain ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Hey hey. You sure about all that...? I was positive it was from The Flash, Brightest Day, #2.
#18 - anonymous (09/23/2013) [-]
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The ********* you stirred up here made me happy :) Just thought I'd share that.
User avatar #17 to #19 - kingbulbasaur (06/12/2012) [-]
Anytime.
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