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#7050430 - Does it have milk?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7050481 - zeruaargi (07/11/2012) [-]
It's some chocolate cream that just tastes....I can't explain it cleary
#7050512 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I am the only one in my family that can eat nuts. So, I NEVER get good shit!
#7050396 - Ive never had Nutella.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7050407 - zeruaargi (07/11/2012) [-]
You poor soul
#7050430 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Does it have milk?
#7050481 - zeruaargi (07/11/2012) [-]
It's some chocolate cream that just tastes....I can't explain it cleary
#7050512 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I am the only one in my family that can eat nuts. So, I NEVER get good shit!
#7050358 - No, theyre vegans. So, I NEVER get Icecream, milk, or butter. …  [+] (19 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7050531 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
N-no....no..NO MEAT!?!?
#7050573 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
No nuts too, Im the only one that can eat them. So no nutella! Ive only eaten one Reese's cup, and it was today!
#7050626 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
I would kill myself in 5 seconds if that was my family.

and as long as your shunned might as well have a steak...
#7050647 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Yes.
#7050695 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Wait why to FUCK can't you nuts?
#7050723 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Im not allergic to them. Everyone else in my family is!
User avatar #7050812 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
You know what i would do? buy a huge ass thing of nuts, sit in a big leather chair, and eat all of the nuts as your family looks at you. And ever once and i while laugh as thay look at you in anger..
#7050848 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I have 1/2 a small container of Nuts.
User avatar #7050892 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Wait do you agree with veganism?
#7050917 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
HELL NAW!
#7050944 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
THEN GO GET SOME FUCKIN' STEAK! BE YOUR OWN DAMN MAN!
#7050985 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I only get 5$ a hour for babysitting for 5 hours, and I have to spend 15 a week for RENT to keep MY OWN DAMN ROOM! So, I only get 5$ a week.
#7050957 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I cant afford it.
User avatar #7051027 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
How about this delicious motherfucker?
#7051088 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
where?
#7051082 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
yummy.
#7051100 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
OH YOU SICK FUCK! I NEED IT!
User avatar #7051383 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Buy one and eat it in front of your family.

>Walk in house.
>family looks at you.
> show them burger.
>they gasp in horror.
>take a bite.
>more gasps
>Moonwalk out while eating the rest of Burger.
>give em the finger for good measure.
User avatar #7051148 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Its like 6 bucks. I think you can get it.
#7050153 - They are fucking shunning me for eating meat!  [+] (21 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7050296 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
If was fish you should be fine.
#7050358 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
No, theyre vegans. So, I NEVER get Icecream, milk, or butter. And I rarely get meat.
#7050531 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
N-no....no..NO MEAT!?!?
#7050573 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
No nuts too, Im the only one that can eat them. So no nutella! Ive only eaten one Reese's cup, and it was today!
#7050626 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
I would kill myself in 5 seconds if that was my family.

and as long as your shunned might as well have a steak...
#7050647 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Yes.
#7050695 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Wait why to FUCK can't you nuts?
#7050723 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Im not allergic to them. Everyone else in my family is!
User avatar #7050812 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
You know what i would do? buy a huge ass thing of nuts, sit in a big leather chair, and eat all of the nuts as your family looks at you. And ever once and i while laugh as thay look at you in anger..
#7050848 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I have 1/2 a small container of Nuts.
User avatar #7050892 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Wait do you agree with veganism?
#7050917 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
HELL NAW!
#7050944 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
THEN GO GET SOME FUCKIN' STEAK! BE YOUR OWN DAMN MAN!
#7050985 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I only get 5$ a hour for babysitting for 5 hours, and I have to spend 15 a week for RENT to keep MY OWN DAMN ROOM! So, I only get 5$ a week.
#7050957 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I cant afford it.
User avatar #7051027 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
How about this delicious motherfucker?
#7051088 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
where?
#7051082 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
yummy.
#7051100 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
OH YOU SICK FUCK! I NEED IT!
User avatar #7051383 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Buy one and eat it in front of your family.

>Walk in house.
>family looks at you.
> show them burger.
>they gasp in horror.
>take a bite.
>more gasps
>Moonwalk out while eating the rest of Burger.
>give em the finger for good measure.
User avatar #7051148 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Its like 6 bucks. I think you can get it.
#7050092 - I hate my family.  [+] (24 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #7050124 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
What did they do?
#7051160 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
WHERE!
#7050153 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
They are fucking shunning me for eating meat!
#7050296 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
If was fish you should be fine.
#7050358 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
No, theyre vegans. So, I NEVER get Icecream, milk, or butter. And I rarely get meat.
#7050531 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
N-no....no..NO MEAT!?!?
#7050573 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
No nuts too, Im the only one that can eat them. So no nutella! Ive only eaten one Reese's cup, and it was today!
#7050626 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
I would kill myself in 5 seconds if that was my family.

and as long as your shunned might as well have a steak...
#7050647 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Yes.
#7050695 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Wait why to FUCK can't you nuts?
#7050723 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Im not allergic to them. Everyone else in my family is!
User avatar #7050812 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
You know what i would do? buy a huge ass thing of nuts, sit in a big leather chair, and eat all of the nuts as your family looks at you. And ever once and i while laugh as thay look at you in anger..
#7050848 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I have 1/2 a small container of Nuts.
User avatar #7050892 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Wait do you agree with veganism?
#7050917 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
HELL NAW!
#7050944 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
THEN GO GET SOME FUCKIN' STEAK! BE YOUR OWN DAMN MAN!
#7050985 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I only get 5$ a hour for babysitting for 5 hours, and I have to spend 15 a week for RENT to keep MY OWN DAMN ROOM! So, I only get 5$ a week.
#7050957 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I cant afford it.
User avatar #7051027 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
How about this delicious motherfucker?
#7051088 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
where?
#7051082 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
yummy.
#7051100 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
OH YOU SICK FUCK! I NEED IT!
User avatar #7051383 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Buy one and eat it in front of your family.

>Walk in house.
>family looks at you.
> show them burger.
>they gasp in horror.
>take a bite.
>more gasps
>Moonwalk out while eating the rest of Burger.
>give em the finger for good measure.
User avatar #7051148 - mrransomm (07/11/2012) [-]
Its like 6 bucks. I think you can get it.
#7049534 - Let me fucking your vagina start 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7049118 - Ive been frozen and lived. Ive died for about 3 seconds 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7049089 - It would of entered my brain. 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7049032 - Nice. I was mere thousands of a second from being shot in the … 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#7048967 - K 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7048938 - What happened? 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#7048888 - What is Gallifreyian  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7048926 - jonsmuk (07/11/2012) [-]
Circular Gallifreyan is a standardized version of the written Gallifreyan language as seen in Doctor Who. It was standardized by a fan, so it is not officially sanctioned, but it looks terribly cool. You can read a guide to Gallifreyan online or just read The Honey Badger's guide below.
#7048967 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
K
#7048812 - So, thats why I said sorry 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7048801 - For >Implying. And, My brain takes a swan dive off a cliff …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7050519 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
Once again, it's okay :P besides, we're on the internet, just pretend i'm not a girl xD

sorry for not responding, went to go do something D:
#7050555 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Its all cool. And, Ive had the BEST FUCKING THING EVER! My entire family but me cant eat nuts, and my friend gave me a Reese's cup. IVE MISSED THIS SHIT FOR 13 FUCKING YEARS!
#7050661 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
xD Congrats.
#7050690 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE IT! I WENT MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT THIS ORGASM!
#7048756 - They are TOO innocent! 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7048743 - ME  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7048859 - jonsmuk (07/11/2012) [-]
#7048888 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
What is Gallifreyian
#7048926 - jonsmuk (07/11/2012) [-]
Circular Gallifreyan is a standardized version of the written Gallifreyan language as seen in Doctor Who. It was standardized by a fan, so it is not officially sanctioned, but it looks terribly cool. You can read a guide to Gallifreyan online or just read The Honey Badger's guide below.
#7048967 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
K
#7048718 - ASS! 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7048708 - Sorry.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7048746 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
Why? :/ You didn't do anything wrong.
#7048812 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
So, thats why I said sorry
#7048801 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
For >Implying. And, My brain takes a swan dive off a cliff when I talk to females. I HATE IT!
#7050519 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
Once again, it's okay :P besides, we're on the internet, just pretend i'm not a girl xD

sorry for not responding, went to go do something D:
#7050555 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Its all cool. And, Ive had the BEST FUCKING THING EVER! My entire family but me cant eat nuts, and my friend gave me a Reese's cup. IVE MISSED THIS SHIT FOR 13 FUCKING YEARS!
#7050661 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
xD Congrats.
#7050690 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE IT! I WENT MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT THIS ORGASM!
#7048694 - Im his bitch. I do the shit he dosent want to 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7048675 - Not the best song ive listened to. (Opinions)  [+] (9 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7048698 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
Never said it was the best, not even my favorite song from that album/band :P
#7048708 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Sorry.
#7048746 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
Why? :/ You didn't do anything wrong.
#7048812 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
So, thats why I said sorry
#7048801 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
For >Implying. And, My brain takes a swan dive off a cliff when I talk to females. I HATE IT!
#7050519 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
Once again, it's okay :P besides, we're on the internet, just pretend i'm not a girl xD

sorry for not responding, went to go do something D:
#7050555 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Its all cool. And, Ive had the BEST FUCKING THING EVER! My entire family but me cant eat nuts, and my friend gave me a Reese's cup. IVE MISSED THIS SHIT FOR 13 FUCKING YEARS!
#7050661 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
xD Congrats.
#7050690 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE IT! I WENT MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT THIS ORGASM!
#7048632 - ITT: What did you do?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7048648 - spacecheese (07/11/2012) [-]
**spacecheese rolled a random comment #7033136 posted by yusei at FJ Pony Thread ** :
So can someone fill me in on the whole donet thing?
this
#7048649 - drowning (07/11/2012) [-]
#7048645 - godfuckingdammit (07/11/2012) [-]
I drowned BEN.
#7048718 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
ASS!
#7048528 - Yay! the second I do ANYTHING to piss my sister off, every man… 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7048469 - Creamnscream 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#7048386 - Thank god! I remembered you where female. then I was like, &qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#7048458 - cancerisbestpony (07/11/2012) [-]
Aww, it's fine xP
#7048528 - kingbeardytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
Yay! the second I do ANYTHING to piss my sister off, every man in a 10KM Radius is going to DIE! Im not kidding, She goes on a rampage of FUCK!
#7048343 - when dat  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #7048354 - kikomia (07/11/2012) [-]
I dunno.
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#224 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (08/01/2012) [-]
I miss you!
I miss you!
User avatar #221 - shogg (07/29/2012) [-]
Hey-o! zare you up for a big group meet up?
#220 - shogg (07/21/2012) [-]
What do you think of this Twilight character sheet?
#168 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
Your Soul Is Mine!
#158 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
Good bye
Good bye
#160 to #158 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
Dont do it!
#161 to #160 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
What is it exactlly you dont want me to do?.
What is it exactlly you dont want me to do?.
#162 to #161 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#163 to #162 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
why would i? i have plenty to live for im a happy camper suicide is selfish and i am not selfish
why would i? i have plenty to live for im a happy camper suicide is selfish and i am not selfish
#164 to #163 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
When you post sad fluttershy, and say "Good Bye" I assume the worst.
#165 to #164 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
shows you how much you know me
shows you how much you know me
#166 to #165 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
Aww. cute.
#167 to #166 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
here enjoy -gives piece of cake-
here enjoy -gives piece of cake-
#159 to #158 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
WHAT! WHY!
#136 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
talk to you later
talk to you later
#137 to #136 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
NO WAIT!
I WAS TALKING TO A DUMB BITCH ABOUT HOW MUCH IT HURTS TO BE KICKED IN THE BALLS COMPARED TO BIRTH!
#138 to #137 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
Dumb Bitch
Dumb Bitch
#139 to #138 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
Nutshot is 3000 on the scale. Birth is a large 95
#140 to #139 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
imagine child birth with a broken femur....
#141 to #140 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
Through the penis.
#142 to #141 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
OH god!
#143 to #142 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
When erect with blue balls
#144 to #143 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
#145 to #144 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
When having your nipples ripped off
#146 to #145 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
#147 to #146 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
But thats the beginning of the hell
#148 to #147 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
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#149 to #148 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
Nope. Ass holes will fall from the sky and eat your remaining dick!
#150 to #149 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
:c
:c
#152 to #150 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
JAB! JAB! JAB!
#151 to #150 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
Then a man cuts your testicals off with a pencil!
#153 to #151 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
you can stop there....
you can stop there....
#154 to #153 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
Then you will be force-fed them!
#155 to #154 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
-evil laugh-
-evil laugh-
#156 to #155 - kingbeardytwo (07/06/2012) [-]
Up your ass
#157 to #156 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
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#134 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
i heard you broke out and i came
#128 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
i missed you so much~
i missed you so much~
#129 to #128 - kingbeardytwo (07/05/2012) [-]
Same. But Im safe for now.
#130 to #129 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
let me play my cello for you    
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzo3W_uZWps
let me play my cello for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzo3W_uZWps
#132 to #131 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
good thing i woke up when i did eh?
#127 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
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#120 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
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#121 to #120 - kingbeardytwo (06/30/2012) [-]
I love your hugs!
I love your hugs!
#122 to #121 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
anything for a friend
anything for a friend
#124 to #123 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
this will be me when when you leave...
this will be me when when you leave...
#126 to #125 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
OH JOYOUS DAY!!
OH JOYOUS DAY!!
#118 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
Hallo
Hallo
#111 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/28/2012) [-]
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#112 to #111 - kingbeardytwo (06/28/2012) [-]
LATER >:E
#116 to #112 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/28/2012) [-]
Yes there is always Later -Evil laugh-
Yes there is always Later -Evil laugh-
#117 to #116 - kingbeardytwo (06/28/2012) [-]
Hahahaah!
#9 - nekoyas (06/25/2012) [-]
IT BEGIIIINS!
#63 to #9 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/26/2012) [-]
#64 to #47 - meetthemedic **User deleted account** (06/26/2012) [-]
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#16 to #13 - kingbeardytwo (06/25/2012) [-]
I just want reaction pics
#57 to #16 - nekoyas (06/25/2012) [-]
Too bad, you got the whole folder

#58 to #57 - kingbeardytwo (06/25/2012) [-]
Is it done?
User avatar #59 to #58 - nekoyas (06/25/2012) [-]
Yes
#30 to #29 - nekoyas (06/25/2012) [-]
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#2 - fjponythread (06/21/2012) [-]
Are you still with us?
#4 to #2 - kingbeardytwo (06/21/2012) [-]
my parents where kidding!
#6 to #4 - fjponythread (06/21/2012) [-]
What kind of joke is that?
#7 to #6 - kingbeardytwo (06/21/2012) [-]
A horrid one
User avatar #1 - bloodbathmcbullet (06/13/2012) [-]
Post a picture and I will thumb it up newfag
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