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Video Games Played: Halo, Toribash, Minecraft
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Date Signed Up:12/30/2012
Last Login:5/30/2015
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#177 - can you actually make it so you don't take damage or knocked a…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/08/2015 on when you are on your 18th... 0
#178 - adu (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, you can reduce both of those things a great deal, but not to the point of zero.
High defense will make early-game enemies do very little damage to you. Having high poise also means that you can take more hits without getting staggered. There are also temporary buffs to make both defense and poise reach ludicrous levels (like the Havel Greatshield buff in the gif)
User avatar #179 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
thank you i am currently on my first play through of the game and i think im at havels door. and im pretty sure hes gonna trash me so do you have an idea where i should go. also i took out all but one of the hydras heads.
User avatar #189 - mamen (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm guessing you already beat the tauras demon?
User avatar #191 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
the one at the bridge, ya he killed me a few times then i saw the ladder.
User avatar #194 - mamen (02/08/2015) [-]
Have you reached soilare yet? I havn't played the game in a while but I'm sure beating him should lead you to the way to undead parish, which is the next part of the game. (Don't go to havel/darkroot basin just yet)
User avatar #195 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
ya i beat the gargoyles like super easy because of him. then i went to darkroot basin and killed most of the hydras heads then i got lost, but i am now told i need to go back to where the red drake is and use a key there in a door.
User avatar #199 - mamen (02/08/2015) [-]
Basically, there are two bells you have to ring. One was in the gargoyles and the next one is in a place called blight town (Which is the most annoying place in the game). Now Im gonna guess and say you got the basement key? Use it on one of the doors near the place where you first meet solaire. It will lead you to lower undead burg which will lead you to the depths and then to blight town.
User avatar #201 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
gotcha. i was told to farm alot of purple moss from darkroot basin from a friend should i do that firstÉ
User avatar #205 - mamen (02/08/2015) [-]
You won't need them till blight town and trust me when I say it will make your butthole pucker. Basically, theres a huge swamp at the bottom of blight town that constantly slows you and poisions you while in it. If you're weak vs poision then yeah you should get 5-10, but what you really gotta look out for is toxin. There are these dart shooters in blight town that can apply toxin to you in 2-3 hits and getting hit by it is a death sentence unless you chug down all your health potions and even then you barely have enough hp to last one hit. My advice is to look for something called blooming purple moss clump, which is rarer but removes toxin since that will be the main problem in blight town.
User avatar #206 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
ok didnt know that thank you. is there a place where i can buy the moss clump
User avatar #209 - mamen (02/08/2015) [-]
I think you meet a female undead merchant that sells them on your way to the depths. She's in a shortcut which you will find soon. Also, be careful about getting cursed (It permanently halves your max hp unless you pay a steep 4000-6000 soul cost to remove it).
User avatar #210 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
wow ok will do
User avatar #211 - mamen (02/08/2015) [-]
One last thing though. If you took the master key as your starting gift you can actually skip the entire first part of the game by using a shortcut which will send you directly from firelink shrine to the blight town boss. Hell, you can even reach it the second you come to firelink shrine.
User avatar #212 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
no i took the ring first play through felt like id be a good pick
User avatar #216 - mamen (02/08/2015) [-]
Tiny beings ring is actually a noob trap. Its text is wrong. It doesn't regen your life over time it actually gives you a small 5% max hp increase. In fact you can get all the starting gift items later on in the game. Also, did you meet Oswald of Carim yet? The guy you free from the cell in undead parish?
User avatar #231 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #295 - mamen (02/09/2015) [-]
Well, there is a guy hidden in a secret room behind some destroyable planks in the altar where you get the firekeeper soul at undead parish. He gives one of the best rings in the game. If you find his cell empty don't worry, he spawns in firelink shrine across the mute firelink keeper soon.
User avatar #186 - adu (02/08/2015) [-]
Take out all of the heads and the hydra will die. Enough damage to the main body will also kill it, if you have a ranged weapon and the last head is acting retarded and landing nowhere near you. (A common problem)

If you're in Darkroot, then the next place you should go is to the Gargoyls in the undead burg. If you've beaten those, then the next location would be to use the key you got to lower undead burg (the door right before you met the Hellkite Drake on the bridge) and kill the capra demon to get the key to the sewers. Then just keep going from there.

This can all be done in a very different order if you have the Master Key, but that's not recommended for a first playthrough.
User avatar #188 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
gotcha so the place where i died to the dog things. will do and thanks for the help. thought i wasnt supposed to go there yet.
User avatar #198 - adu (02/08/2015) [-]
No problem.
#167 - ya hes pretty op with Asceticism and Vigor also out.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Atleast it isn't YuGiOh +1
#194 - sketchyz (02/08/2015) [-]
You know what's up.
#60 - I honestly loved Navi. I really liked the sound of her voice. 02/08/2015 on A+ subs +5
#102 - luckily she and Elderscale wurm are in my deck.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Atleast it isn't YuGiOh +1
#123 - sketchyz (02/08/2015) [-]
Elderscale wurm is in mine, and he's amazing.
User avatar #167 - kingarturi (02/08/2015) [-]
ya hes pretty op with Asceticism and Vigor also out.
#194 - sketchyz (02/08/2015) [-]
You know what's up.
#60 - I'm sure that i'll be a little hard to do but can i have one? 02/07/2015 on lets pixel FJ III 0
#85 - Can i get one? 02/06/2015 on Lets 8-bit FJ 0
#52 - why does this remind me of phoenix wright? 02/06/2015 on Just Some More Fan Art #2 0
#68 - aww, well at least he went out in style. 02/06/2015 on D&D Interesting Monsters +2
#66 - That sounds awesome. please tell me you have a few good story's.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on D&D Interesting Monsters 0
User avatar #67 - ironsoul (02/06/2015) [-]
Sadly, the DM frowned on our shenanigans and it didn't live long. We ended up catapulting its still twitching corpse into a castle portcullis to disintegrate it.
RIP Rusty
User avatar #68 - kingarturi (02/06/2015) [-]
aww, well at least he went out in style.
#5 - "A girl and HIS mother" ??? do you mean a girl and h… 02/05/2015 on Girl or Boy? 0
#32 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Kids say the darndest... +1
#33 - englman Comment deleted by kingarturi
#31 - Comment deleted 02/05/2015 on Kids say the darndest... 0
#107 - I think he's pretty manly if i do say so myself. mentally that is. 02/05/2015 on Dating a team magma grunt 7 0
#69 - Apparently it is a widely accepted in japan that there high sc… 02/04/2015 on Huge Anime list Part 1 +2
#39 - That's stupid. He's not dead. He can't be, what about rwby and…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Thank you. +11
#44 - PVTDickStryker (02/03/2015) [-]
>He can't just leave those unfinished.
>Dead Fantasy.
User avatar #110 - zaucroya (02/03/2015) [-]
whats this gif from?
User avatar #148 - bigcookie (02/03/2015) [-]
Anime is Ano Hana, 8/10 will make you burst in tears by the end
Protip: If you're using chrome, right click the image and press S. Go ahead, try it.
If you're not using chrome, start using chrome.
#55 - All i remember is they DIDN'T FREAKING KISS OR ANYTHING … 02/02/2015 on Beautiful Red Hair 0
#126 - oooooohhhh makes sense. 01/23/2015 on Fox at the ATM 0
#105 - Why'd you get thumbed for this?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Fox at the ATM 0
User avatar #115 - chrisel (01/23/2015) [-]
Because they are politely queening up behind a fox, only Canadians are polite enough to line up behind a fox.
User avatar #126 - kingarturi (01/23/2015) [-]
oooooohhhh makes sense.
#46 - Jackie would in if he was in a china shop fighting against Bru…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Jakies best moment ever +9
User avatar #48 - kanatana (01/20/2015) [-]
Chan would need a bucket stuck to his foot and a baby in his arms though.
#152 - oh ok, makes sense then. move along,  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Batman 0
#153 - zhlandir (01/19/2015) [-]
#149 - That's the book of Mormon dude. you can even see the words on …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Batman 0
User avatar #150 - zhlandir (01/19/2015) [-]
I know, I actually googled Mormons for this image.
User avatar #152 - kingarturi (01/19/2015) [-]
oh ok, makes sense then. move along,
#153 - zhlandir (01/19/2015) [-]
#132 - Team magma grunt. duh. 01/18/2015 on Dating a Team Magma Grunt... +1
#242 - is that an actual chapter?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2015 on 19 Days 0
#244 - shinymew (01/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, basically the whole thing is filled with small comics, including that.
User avatar #280 - shaturnex (01/16/2015) [-]
The comics go more and more gay, won't they?
User avatar #288 - shinymew (01/16/2015) [-]
Possibly. Right now, there's only two English chapters (basically one page comics) uploaded (1 and 1.5). I'm still searching about the details, but I think this comic only gets translated once a year, but that's only a guess.
#329 - it was good little hard to remember since it was like, a year ago. 01/14/2015 on Not real 0
#19 - Damn it snakefire. 01/11/2015 on Scarra is pleased. 0


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User avatar #43 - optimussum (04/14/2015) [-]
your banner pic is awesome
User avatar #44 to #43 - kingarturi (04/14/2015) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #42 to #41 - kingarturi (03/25/2015) [-]
k? is this the admin cute animal thing?
User avatar #38 - savirleo (03/01/2015) [-]
Got the game to work?
User avatar #39 to #38 - kingarturi (03/01/2015) [-]
nope. well sort of, i got to the setup.exe but for some reason it deosnt work so i just gave up on it. honestly i just really wanted to figure out how to get stuff like that to work and youi helped me do that so it's all good.
User avatar #40 to #39 - savirleo (03/02/2015) [-]
how did it not want to work?
#37 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#33 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - kingarturi (06/21/2014) [-]
dude you totally just replied to me on another persons page.
#35 to #34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
that's what an all nighter of bread does to you.
that's what an all nighter of bread does to you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - kingarturi (06/21/2014) [-]
That makes me uncomfortable.
User avatar #32 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #29 - qubot (06/19/2013) [-]
that gif u had where jesus cae and said nope?
i got the boob gif oh her
User avatar #30 to #29 - qubot (06/19/2013) [-]
u want?
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User avatar #24 to #23 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm gonna use that.
#25 to #24 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
Of course you would.

Btw, found a pic of your prom night.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
hee hee that's actually pretty funny i'm gonna use that one to.
User avatar #27 to #26 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
too, thanks.
#12 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]

"i think luffy would give naruto a good fight but he would still probably lose"

Nah, Luffy would just lose.

As a person who browses a forum where Vs. threads are common, when I see common discussions like this pop up, people usually make my blood boil.

Naruto >>>> Luffy
User avatar #13 to #12 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong i just think luffy would put up a good fight he would still lose though.
#14 to #13 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
Luffy's not fast enough to dodge a multi-mountain busting attack.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
um, you're trying to hard to be right and it's making you look like a prick.
#16 to #15 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
How am I trying too hard?

Holy **** , now you're ******* stupid.

Nice job, from 0 to retard in a single post. Great
User avatar #17 to #16 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
I am literally agreeing with you and you're calling me wrong how am i the retard?
User avatar #18 to #17 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
You implied Luffy would put up a good fight.

I proceeded to tell you that Luffy couldn't put up a good fight because he would get obliterated by a multi mountain busting attack before he can even try.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
except he would put up a good fight he would still lose but it would still be cool to watch. on another note how old are you?
#20 to #19 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
It's not putting up a good fight when you die immediately.

I'm 18.
User avatar #21 to #20 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm sure you are I'm gonna stop talking to you because you don't even care about what i have to say goodbye. p.s. glad you went to my profile so you couldn't get thumbed down smart.
#3 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
Your name is like mine , I Like you
#4 to #3 - kingarturi (02/01/2013) [-]
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You have a picture of rin. I like you too.
#5 to #4 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
She needs someone to hug her
User avatar #7 to #6 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
So about your username I am guessing that you tried to get Kingarthur like me
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarturi (02/01/2013) [-]
nah king arturi is what i use for everything xbox live youtube i like it one day i was like BAM this is mine from now on.
#9 to #8 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, the same happened to me and my name
Yeah, the same happened to me and my name
#10 to #9 - kingarturi (02/01/2013) [-]
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well i need to sleep know bye
User avatar #11 to #10 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
K bye
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