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kingarturi

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Gender: male
Age: 111
Facebook Profile: King Arturi
Youtube Channel: king arturi
Steam Profile: king arturi
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS3, Wii, DS
Video Games Played: Halo, Toribash, Minecraft
X-box Gamertag: King Arturi
Interests: Games, Reading
Date Signed Up:12/30/2012
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:Canada
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Highest Comment Rank:#412
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Level 146 Content: Faptastic → Level 147 Content: Faptastic
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Level 291 Comments: Post Master → Level 292 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:2
Content Views:220956
Times Content Favorited:437 times
Total Comments Made:2954
FJ Points:13912
Favorite Tags: Harry Potter (3) | Anime (2)

latest user's comments

#14 - Did his parents read him the dictionary for bed time story's?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Calvin and Hobbs predicted... +1
#16 - ygdosst (05/05/2015) [-]
Calvin and Hobbes is the sole reason I had a College reading level in middle school despite being nearly dyslexic.

I never understood why such a doofus of a kid was a walking thesaurus.
#9 - Frankys stare always gets me. 05/05/2015 on Close enough +6
#42 - that's cr1tical right? only he has such a way with words. 05/04/2015 on You're Forgiven 0
#236 - I'm sure something will come to distract us from the bad, soon… 05/02/2015 on Hot topic 0
#220 - ya. ya . i feel it too. wow. the internet got alot less fun al…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Hot topic 0
#224 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
If even the internet stops being fun and all it does is make you angry, what else is left?

Dark Souls PvP not, because all you see is gankers and backstabbers. Trying to meet new people isn't fun either, because everyone thinks you're a creep when you just say hi or smile to strangers. And I am pretty damn normal looking.

Going out in clubs isn't fun because I can't fucking dance.

Drinking isn't as fun as it used to be since I realized how much alcohol can destroy.

Nothing is fun anymore.
User avatar #236 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
I'm sure something will come to distract us from the bad, soon. probably.
#215 - There's a what on what!?. what? they can't seriously allow tha…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Hot topic 0
#218 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Bah, I saw it once when I decided to give the site a shot.

Sometimes I think the universe is telling me I should wipe people who enjoy this kind of shit off the fucking planet. Or it just wants to make me angry.

MFW I don't have an appropiate face.
User avatar #220 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
ya. ya . i feel it too. wow. the internet got alot less fun all of a sudden.
#224 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
If even the internet stops being fun and all it does is make you angry, what else is left?

Dark Souls PvP not, because all you see is gankers and backstabbers. Trying to meet new people isn't fun either, because everyone thinks you're a creep when you just say hi or smile to strangers. And I am pretty damn normal looking.

Going out in clubs isn't fun because I can't fucking dance.

Drinking isn't as fun as it used to be since I realized how much alcohol can destroy.

Nothing is fun anymore.
User avatar #236 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
I'm sure something will come to distract us from the bad, soon. probably.
#212 - Good for you. Just be careful when you browse. also is there a…  [+] (21 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Hot topic 0
User avatar #214 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Do you really think I want to go back there?

Probably shoulda reported it. Only thing worse is the dead kids section on reddit, probably the main reason why I avoid this piece of shit place.
User avatar #219 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
Dead kids? On that fuckin' "M'lady" fest Reddit? I almost don't believe you, but the Internet has bore stranger things in the past.
User avatar #257 - guanyu (05/02/2015) [-]
Neckbeards love that shit. Makes them feel tough, then they brag about how little it affects them and snarl at anyone who calls them out. They even call normal people "moralfags".
Used to see it all the time on /b/.
User avatar #222 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
I'm pretty fucking sure it was there, yes.

Maybe it was a one time thing. Maybe not. First and last time I went there.

You could look it up yourself, for I sure as fuck won't. With all that feminazi stuff going on I barely dare to say it, but causing any kind of harm to children is my personal trigger.
User avatar #223 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
I can fuckin' agree, children are off limits. Fuck's sake....I thought the accidental fap to loli was disgusting, I couldn't fap for weeks, I just--- eugh, but running across CP, I'd blow holes into the goddamn computer.
User avatar #225 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Loli stuff was fine when I was, what, 13? I was basically the male equivalent of a loli, so that's fine. Now? Get the fuck away with this shit.

Guess it's a good thing I've had so much to do with kids in the past, especially girls. Adorable little things. Really brought out the protector in me. Guess that's a factor, too.

All I know is I want to fucking catch someone about to pull something like this. Just to justify murder and have one problem less in the world. Yeah yeah I know, edgy and whatnot.
User avatar #227 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
I can't condone murder, but I can't condone ripping the innocence away from a poor defenseless kid, I guess I have a particular loathing towards it because it almost happened to me when I was a kid. Fucking bastard tried to lure me away, thank all fuck that my dad was there. It's less of a protector thing, more of a "That was almost me, and I won't let it be you" thing.
User avatar #228 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
I feel you. One of the girls almost got abducted once, her parents told me that - right after watching "The lovely bones". I tell ya, this movie messed me up, then they drop this bomb. Fucking cried like a bitch - not only me.

I should note that I befriended the entire family to make it sound less weird. The girls love me for whatever reason, they even call me their big brother now.
User avatar #232 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
Let me elaborate upon the Roman punishment, the Romans didn't like rapists either, so they would crush the rapists's balls between two stones.
User avatar #233 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Why not combine it with the blood eagle?
User avatar #235 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
There are several things you could do, the Bronze Bull, the Golden Tiger, and the Persian punishment, in which, they cut the man open, and pour honey and other sweets into the open wounds, and dump him into a swamp, where bees and other insects will slowly consume him for days, sometimes weeks.

But, there's no need to get all Marquis de Sade up in this bitch. We should just torrent Star Wars and chill.
User avatar #237 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Right, right. We'd stoop down to their level with this kind of shit.. let's not think about it anymore.
User avatar #229 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
Keep'em safe, man, even if you have to go all Mel-Gibson-From-Payback on whoever got 'em, just make sure that they don't get hurt, a child shouldn't have to live with that. No one should have to live with rape. It's all sorts of wrong, and every bastard that commits it, man or woman, to whatever, man, woman, child, dog, whatever, should get the Roman Punishment, then the Capital Punishment.
User avatar #234 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Sadly I'm in a different city for quite a while, can only visit every once in a while. The oldest one is 11 now.. the youngest turned 6 not too long ago, I think.

Those girls have a special place in my heart, made me want to have kids of my own n shit. Funny how life can work, man.
User avatar #238 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
Can't handle kids, don't want the headache, frankly, but it sickens me to know that some perv's sitting in his house, exploiting children, makes me want to vomit blood. I don't want kids, but I feel obligated to protect every child I can.
User avatar #239 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
I do want kids. Well, one kid. A daughter, to be specific, since I tend to to get along better with girls than with boys. Goes for every age, from 6-60. Not sure why, that's how it is.

On the upside, I don't really want a partner and see no reason to reproduce. No, I'm not that ugly, but adoption it is.
User avatar #215 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
There's a what on what!?. what? they can't seriously allow that on reddit, right?
#218 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Bah, I saw it once when I decided to give the site a shot.

Sometimes I think the universe is telling me I should wipe people who enjoy this kind of shit off the fucking planet. Or it just wants to make me angry.

MFW I don't have an appropiate face.
User avatar #220 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
ya. ya . i feel it too. wow. the internet got alot less fun all of a sudden.
#224 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
If even the internet stops being fun and all it does is make you angry, what else is left?

Dark Souls PvP not, because all you see is gankers and backstabbers. Trying to meet new people isn't fun either, because everyone thinks you're a creep when you just say hi or smile to strangers. And I am pretty damn normal looking.

Going out in clubs isn't fun because I can't fucking dance.

Drinking isn't as fun as it used to be since I realized how much alcohol can destroy.

Nothing is fun anymore.
User avatar #236 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
I'm sure something will come to distract us from the bad, soon. probably.
#209 - Isn't that illegal?  [+] (23 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Hot topic 0
User avatar #211 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
'course it fucking is.

No idea why it even was there. As I said, the girl on the picture had a very young face and no tits developed. Getting it in the ass.

I should, once again, mention that I clicked on a regular lesbian video. Instead it opened another tab with more fucking sub categories. The caption just said "young"

Closed it instantly, wiped my history, took a shower and went for a walk.
User avatar #212 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
Good for you. Just be careful when you browse. also is there a way to report that or something? Who would you even report that to?
User avatar #214 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Do you really think I want to go back there?

Probably shoulda reported it. Only thing worse is the dead kids section on reddit, probably the main reason why I avoid this piece of shit place.
User avatar #219 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
Dead kids? On that fuckin' "M'lady" fest Reddit? I almost don't believe you, but the Internet has bore stranger things in the past.
User avatar #257 - guanyu (05/02/2015) [-]
Neckbeards love that shit. Makes them feel tough, then they brag about how little it affects them and snarl at anyone who calls them out. They even call normal people "moralfags".
Used to see it all the time on /b/.
User avatar #222 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
I'm pretty fucking sure it was there, yes.

Maybe it was a one time thing. Maybe not. First and last time I went there.

You could look it up yourself, for I sure as fuck won't. With all that feminazi stuff going on I barely dare to say it, but causing any kind of harm to children is my personal trigger.
User avatar #223 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
I can fuckin' agree, children are off limits. Fuck's sake....I thought the accidental fap to loli was disgusting, I couldn't fap for weeks, I just--- eugh, but running across CP, I'd blow holes into the goddamn computer.
User avatar #225 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Loli stuff was fine when I was, what, 13? I was basically the male equivalent of a loli, so that's fine. Now? Get the fuck away with this shit.

Guess it's a good thing I've had so much to do with kids in the past, especially girls. Adorable little things. Really brought out the protector in me. Guess that's a factor, too.

All I know is I want to fucking catch someone about to pull something like this. Just to justify murder and have one problem less in the world. Yeah yeah I know, edgy and whatnot.
User avatar #227 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
I can't condone murder, but I can't condone ripping the innocence away from a poor defenseless kid, I guess I have a particular loathing towards it because it almost happened to me when I was a kid. Fucking bastard tried to lure me away, thank all fuck that my dad was there. It's less of a protector thing, more of a "That was almost me, and I won't let it be you" thing.
User avatar #228 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
I feel you. One of the girls almost got abducted once, her parents told me that - right after watching "The lovely bones". I tell ya, this movie messed me up, then they drop this bomb. Fucking cried like a bitch - not only me.

I should note that I befriended the entire family to make it sound less weird. The girls love me for whatever reason, they even call me their big brother now.
User avatar #232 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
Let me elaborate upon the Roman punishment, the Romans didn't like rapists either, so they would crush the rapists's balls between two stones.
User avatar #233 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Why not combine it with the blood eagle?
User avatar #235 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
There are several things you could do, the Bronze Bull, the Golden Tiger, and the Persian punishment, in which, they cut the man open, and pour honey and other sweets into the open wounds, and dump him into a swamp, where bees and other insects will slowly consume him for days, sometimes weeks.

But, there's no need to get all Marquis de Sade up in this bitch. We should just torrent Star Wars and chill.
User avatar #237 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Right, right. We'd stoop down to their level with this kind of shit.. let's not think about it anymore.
User avatar #229 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
Keep'em safe, man, even if you have to go all Mel-Gibson-From-Payback on whoever got 'em, just make sure that they don't get hurt, a child shouldn't have to live with that. No one should have to live with rape. It's all sorts of wrong, and every bastard that commits it, man or woman, to whatever, man, woman, child, dog, whatever, should get the Roman Punishment, then the Capital Punishment.
User avatar #234 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Sadly I'm in a different city for quite a while, can only visit every once in a while. The oldest one is 11 now.. the youngest turned 6 not too long ago, I think.

Those girls have a special place in my heart, made me want to have kids of my own n shit. Funny how life can work, man.
User avatar #238 - tenaciouslee (05/02/2015) [-]
Can't handle kids, don't want the headache, frankly, but it sickens me to know that some perv's sitting in his house, exploiting children, makes me want to vomit blood. I don't want kids, but I feel obligated to protect every child I can.
User avatar #239 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
I do want kids. Well, one kid. A daughter, to be specific, since I tend to to get along better with girls than with boys. Goes for every age, from 6-60. Not sure why, that's how it is.

On the upside, I don't really want a partner and see no reason to reproduce. No, I'm not that ugly, but adoption it is.
User avatar #215 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
There's a what on what!?. what? they can't seriously allow that on reddit, right?
#218 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Bah, I saw it once when I decided to give the site a shot.

Sometimes I think the universe is telling me I should wipe people who enjoy this kind of shit off the fucking planet. Or it just wants to make me angry.

MFW I don't have an appropiate face.
User avatar #220 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
ya. ya . i feel it too. wow. the internet got alot less fun all of a sudden.
#224 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
If even the internet stops being fun and all it does is make you angry, what else is left?

Dark Souls PvP not, because all you see is gankers and backstabbers. Trying to meet new people isn't fun either, because everyone thinks you're a creep when you just say hi or smile to strangers. And I am pretty damn normal looking.

Going out in clubs isn't fun because I can't fucking dance.

Drinking isn't as fun as it used to be since I realized how much alcohol can destroy.

Nothing is fun anymore.
User avatar #236 - kingarturi (05/02/2015) [-]
I'm sure something will come to distract us from the bad, soon. probably.
#72 - oh. 05/01/2015 on No privacy 0
#67 - I dont understand what that means.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on No privacy 0
User avatar #71 - emiyashirou (05/01/2015) [-]
It was an older brother, not a sister.
User avatar #72 - kingarturi (05/01/2015) [-]
oh.
#85 - if i new how to do stuff id had edited it better. 05/01/2015 on this hits a little too... 0
#84 - High school.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on this hits a little too... 0
User avatar #85 - kingarturi (05/01/2015) [-]
if i new how to do stuff id had edited it better.
#83 - more like elementary.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on this hits a little too... 0
#84 - kingarturi (05/01/2015) [-]
High school.
User avatar #85 - kingarturi (05/01/2015) [-]
if i new how to do stuff id had edited it better.
#90 - I just like little girls cause they remind me of my little sis…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Smoother Than My Face... +1
User avatar #104 - danrmanalt (04/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's the right kind of lolicon.
Little girls are great for nonsexual purposes too.
#51 - I find this adorable.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Boys are clueless +24
User avatar #106 - kandazz (04/28/2015) [-]
Source?

User avatar #127 - invasor (04/28/2015) [-]
Jewelpet
#26 - im missing every fith word 04/27/2015 on How fast can you Navy Seal? 0
#28 - Everyone has a grandma. 04/27/2015 on Schrödinger’s Cookies +9
#46 - bellona was also a god of war (goddess) fun fact she was just… 04/26/2015 on Trojan War +1
#32 - awww boring. 04/25/2015 on Hulk +2
#30 - do you happen to have the comic where he has to explain what w…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Hulk +1
User avatar #31 - comicexplain (04/25/2015) [-]
It never shows!
User avatar #32 - kingarturi (04/25/2015) [-]
awww boring.
#21 - group hug? 04/24/2015 on Aww +2
#30 - Light novels, the manga is ongoing i think.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2015 on At least he has good taste +1
#31 - animesource (04/23/2015) [-]
Then maybe light novels. Someone told me that ending and that's all I remember.
Thanks for correction.
User avatar #38 - zomaru (04/23/2015) [-]
Yes, the LN finished, and Holo was prego.
#39 - animesource (04/23/2015) [-]
They did the thing.
I wonder how he handled ears and tail.
User avatar #40 - zomaru (04/23/2015) [-]
It's also implied they fuck in the last Side colors chapter.
#162 - mine would be... Thresh he can flay me all day baby. Te…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Random Anime Facts Part 13 0
User avatar #205 - pikminpoo (04/23/2015) [-]
my mechaoxs are too strong I can doublelift kite them for dayz
#124 - war doesn't determine who is right, only who is left. 04/19/2015 on Goodnight sweet prince 0
#119 - his health has to be pretty low at about 10% i think' he… 04/19/2015 on Goodnight sweet prince +5

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User avatar #43 - optimussum (04/14/2015) [-]
your banner pic is awesome
User avatar #44 to #43 - kingarturi (04/14/2015) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #42 to #41 - kingarturi (03/25/2015) [-]
k? is this the admin cute animal thing?
User avatar #38 - savirleo (03/01/2015) [-]
Got the game to work?
User avatar #39 to #38 - kingarturi (03/01/2015) [-]
nope. well sort of, i got to the setup.exe but for some reason it deosnt work so i just gave up on it. honestly i just really wanted to figure out how to get stuff like that to work and youi helped me do that so it's all good.
User avatar #40 to #39 - savirleo (03/02/2015) [-]
how did it not want to work?
#37 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#33 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - kingarturi (06/21/2014) [-]
dude you totally just replied to me on another persons page.
#35 to #34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
that's what an all nighter of bread does to you.
that's what an all nighter of bread does to you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - kingarturi (06/21/2014) [-]
That makes me uncomfortable.
User avatar #32 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #29 - qubot (06/19/2013) [-]
that gif u had where jesus cae and said nope?
i got the boob gif oh her
User avatar #30 to #29 - qubot (06/19/2013) [-]
u want?
#23 - jingleforth has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 to #23 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm gonna use that.
#25 to #24 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
Of course you would.

Btw, found a pic of your prom night.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
hee hee that's actually pretty funny i'm gonna use that one to.
User avatar #27 to #26 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
too*
User avatar #28 to #27 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
too, thanks.
#12 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/i+saw+it+first/swxqGfj/69#69

"i think luffy would give naruto a good fight but he would still probably lose"

Nah, Luffy would just lose.

As a person who browses a forum where Vs. threads are common, when I see common discussions like this pop up, people usually make my blood boil.

Naruto >>>> Luffy
User avatar #13 to #12 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong i just think luffy would put up a good fight he would still lose though.
#14 to #13 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
Luffy's not fast enough to dodge a multi-mountain busting attack.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
um, you're trying to hard to be right and it's making you look like a prick.
#16 to #15 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
How am I trying too hard?

Holy **** , now you're ******* stupid.

Nice job, from 0 to retard in a single post. Great
User avatar #17 to #16 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
I am literally agreeing with you and you're calling me wrong how am i the retard?
User avatar #18 to #17 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
You implied Luffy would put up a good fight.

I proceeded to tell you that Luffy couldn't put up a good fight because he would get obliterated by a multi mountain busting attack before he can even try.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
except he would put up a good fight he would still lose but it would still be cool to watch. on another note how old are you?
#20 to #19 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's not putting up a good fight when you die immediately.

I'm 18.
User avatar #21 to #20 - kingarturi (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm sure you are I'm gonna stop talking to you because you don't even care about what i have to say goodbye. p.s. glad you went to my profile so you couldn't get thumbed down smart.
#3 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
Your name is like mine , I Like you
#4 to #3 - kingarturi (02/01/2013) [-]
This image has expired
You have a picture of rin. I like you too.
#5 to #4 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
She needs someone to hug her
User avatar #7 to #6 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
So about your username I am guessing that you tried to get Kingarthur like me
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarturi (02/01/2013) [-]
nah king arturi is what i use for everything xbox live youtube i like it one day i was like BAM this is mine from now on.
#9 to #8 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, the same happened to me and my name
Yeah, the same happened to me and my name
#10 to #9 - kingarturi (02/01/2013) [-]
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well i need to sleep know bye
User avatar #11 to #10 - kingarther (02/01/2013) [-]
K bye
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