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Gender: male
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Steam Profile: dps524
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox360
Video Games Played: far too many
X-box Gamertag: dps524
Interests: History, Military, Weapons, Computers, Reading, Mythology
Date Signed Up:7/22/2013
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:Earth
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#34 - Comment deleted 05/31/2014 on Racism: Bringing People... 0
#33 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Racism: Bringing People... 0
#122 - anonymous Comment deleted by kilotech
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#4 - just making sure 05/31/2014 on This Game..eh +2
#43 - more! 05/31/2014 on How I became a cyber... 0
#92 - trayvon's room was also full of stolen jewelry and he had tool… 05/31/2014 on Let's find some Librulz 0
#60 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Sun what? +28
#155 - want 05/31/2014 on Pokemon Combination Comp. 2 +1
#2 - a computer controls everything and can slow time yet THATS the…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/31/2014 on This Game..eh +43
User avatar #64 - yuukoku (06/01/2014) [-]
You can drop a car from the stratosphere, land it, and be completely okay in GTA V. Video games don't have to make perfect sense. Fiction doesn't always need to make perfect sense.
#69 - blancka (06/01/2014) [-]
Not being 100% realistic is not the same as not making sense.

It's important to establish rules in a fictional universe and not pull shit out of your arse because "Lol it's not real". Otherwise you end up with something that looks like a 4 year old made it.
User avatar #75 - yuukoku (06/01/2014) [-]
The whole premise of the phone thing is that he's some uber mega h4xx0rr or what the fuck ever. He probably hooked up his phone with some incredible future shit and uses some illegal program that haxxors things for him. I have no clue. The bottom line is that his phone allows him to hack things. It's a basic, simple theme in the story. Given it's pretty broad and allows for a range of bending the rules, it's still an established rule.
#52 - dross (06/01/2014) [-]
Draw distance was the most unforgivable paradox.
#30 - angelious (06/01/2014) [-]
the "slow time" is just a visual presentation of aidens "FOCUS" and "skill"


they dont actually slow down time...
#23 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
Well, but there's no explanation for why the battery doesn't run out. The reason is obvious, but there's no ingame excuse for it.
User avatar #15 - blazekingxxx (06/01/2014) [-]
its his "focus" that slows time that's why energy drinks and coffee boost it
User avatar #3 - kennyh (05/31/2014) [-]
yas
User avatar #4 - kilotech (05/31/2014) [-]
just making sure
#49 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Just uni things +173
#38 - episode V 05/31/2014 on Congratulation! 0
#35 - then watch starwars  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Congratulation! 0
User avatar #36 - stealthfoxbrony (05/31/2014) [-]
The sequels or the prequels?
User avatar #38 - kilotech (05/31/2014) [-]
episode V
#2 - I knew other countries have fat asses! *flies away on giant ea… 05/31/2014 on Stuffed Camel 0
#87 - and the award for least intelligent comment of all time goes to... 05/31/2014 on masculinity is in danger +3
#31 - pearce* 05/31/2014 on Congratulation! 0
#30 - I thought we destroyed you! if you don't get it check his…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Congratulation! 0
User avatar #34 - stealthfoxbrony (05/31/2014) [-]
Still don't get it, sorry.
User avatar #35 - kilotech (05/31/2014) [-]
then watch starwars
User avatar #36 - stealthfoxbrony (05/31/2014) [-]
The sequels or the prequels?
User avatar #38 - kilotech (05/31/2014) [-]
episode V
#31 - no just ingame lore 05/31/2014 on Video game fact comp part 3 +3
#168 - but you have no obligation to be like us, you are the ones who… 05/31/2014 on farewell canada 0
#87 - but we don't care how you live your lives, so your argument is…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on farewell canada 0
User avatar #165 - ishallsmiteyou (05/31/2014) [-]
The PEOPLE might not, but your government still heavily influences
User avatar #168 - kilotech (05/31/2014) [-]
but you have no obligation to be like us, you are the ones who chose to adopt our cultural influence
#31 - I know 05/30/2014 on 10 Random Interesting Facts +1
#14 - but imagine the blowjobs  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on 10 Random Interesting Facts 0
User avatar #22 - yunoknow (05/30/2014) [-]
you'll be the fastest thing she's ever finished.
User avatar #75 - lunarmage (05/30/2014) [-]
#rekt
User avatar #31 - kilotech (05/30/2014) [-]
I know
#23 - but why break the leg of a healthy man then help a crippled man?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Modern Feminism 0
User avatar #37 - theimmortalbeaver (05/30/2014) [-]
Because revenge. Why build up humanity when you can make the people that have wronged you pay for what they've done? I mean, look at how negative the response is to modern feminism. The response is rarely, "We need to fix this horrible issue reasonable and quickly, to make sure that women have appropriate rights without taking rights away from men". It's usually more, "Imma smack dem bitches up. Don't they know that the white man is king?!?"
#9 - that ruins steak just pump blood and fat into them while we ea…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Kitten force fed vegan food... +8
User avatar #10 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
Not just the steak, but some ham, pork, eggs, fried chicken, and any other meat we could think of.
#13 - iscrewbabies (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm just curious... are female and gay vegans against fellatio?
User avatar #25 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, they don't like meat in their mouth...
#26 - iscrewbabies (05/30/2014) [-]
Fuck global warming and cure for cancer. These are the questions we should be asking.
#7 - they should die of internal bleeding after having an iron rod …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Kitten force fed vegan food... +6
User avatar #8 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
An iron rod that, upon insertion, will continue to pump medium-rare steaks into them until they explode.
User avatar #9 - kilotech (05/30/2014) [-]
that ruins steak just pump blood and fat into them while we eat the steak in front of them
User avatar #10 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
Not just the steak, but some ham, pork, eggs, fried chicken, and any other meat we could think of.
#13 - iscrewbabies (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm just curious... are female and gay vegans against fellatio?
User avatar #25 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, they don't like meat in their mouth...
#26 - iscrewbabies (05/30/2014) [-]
Fuck global warming and cure for cancer. These are the questions we should be asking.
#5 - I hope it recovered and charges were pressed for animal cruelty  [+] (8 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Kitten force fed vegan food... +6
User avatar #6 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
As do I. Fucking vegans.
User avatar #7 - kilotech (05/30/2014) [-]
they should die of internal bleeding after having an iron rod shoved 4 feet up their asshole
User avatar #8 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
An iron rod that, upon insertion, will continue to pump medium-rare steaks into them until they explode.
User avatar #9 - kilotech (05/30/2014) [-]
that ruins steak just pump blood and fat into them while we eat the steak in front of them
User avatar #10 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
Not just the steak, but some ham, pork, eggs, fried chicken, and any other meat we could think of.
#13 - iscrewbabies (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm just curious... are female and gay vegans against fellatio?
User avatar #25 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, they don't like meat in their mouth...
#26 - iscrewbabies (05/30/2014) [-]
Fuck global warming and cure for cancer. These are the questions we should be asking.
#3 - it probably was an indoor cat and after about a week it was pr…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Kitten force fed vegan food... +57
#41 - kez (05/31/2014) [-]
Its a kitten.

Kittens dont hunt until they are like 6 months old
User avatar #4 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
Man, this just keeps getting more depressing by the minute.
#45 - endospore (05/31/2014) [-]
Just gonna throw this out here: Indoor cats are usually better for tons of reasons. happier, healthier, better for the environment (Cats are the most damaging invasive species in all of America and have driven several species extinct)

A lot of animal shelters only adopt to you if you let your cat be an indoor cat.
User avatar #5 - kilotech (05/30/2014) [-]
I hope it recovered and charges were pressed for animal cruelty
User avatar #6 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
As do I. Fucking vegans.
User avatar #7 - kilotech (05/30/2014) [-]
they should die of internal bleeding after having an iron rod shoved 4 feet up their asshole
User avatar #8 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
An iron rod that, upon insertion, will continue to pump medium-rare steaks into them until they explode.
User avatar #9 - kilotech (05/30/2014) [-]
that ruins steak just pump blood and fat into them while we eat the steak in front of them
User avatar #10 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
Not just the steak, but some ham, pork, eggs, fried chicken, and any other meat we could think of.
#13 - iscrewbabies (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm just curious... are female and gay vegans against fellatio?
User avatar #25 - mkgt (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, they don't like meat in their mouth...
#26 - iscrewbabies (05/30/2014) [-]
Fuck global warming and cure for cancer. These are the questions we should be asking.
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User avatar #26 to #19 - kilotech (09/07/2013) [-]
thats the end of my original stuff now its just the same but slightly different what server are you on?
#27 to #26 - tazze ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Cobalt
User avatar #24 to #19 - kilotech (09/07/2013) [-]
and maxed again how much fucking propaganda do we have
#25 to #24 - tazze ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I have a lot
#22 to #19 - kilotech (09/07/2013) [-]
were too far it wont let me reply anymore so doing it this way
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