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#21 - as an added bonus you're guaranteed a penthouse on the same fl…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Evolution of a Prank +10
User avatar #22 - nopefarther (10/14/2014) [-]
The view should be nice.
User avatar #23 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
with a beautiful view of our famous and scenic torture pits and lava lake
#24 - nopefarther (10/14/2014) [-]
Can't wait.
#19 - use paper cups so you can't see through them fill at least 2/3…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Evolution of a Prank +22
#20 - nopefarther (10/14/2014) [-]
#27 - repulsiveronald (10/14/2014) [-]
#74 - gruntmastr (10/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
as an added bonus you're guaranteed a penthouse on the same floor as Satan in hell
User avatar #22 - nopefarther (10/14/2014) [-]
The view should be nice.
User avatar #23 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
with a beautiful view of our famous and scenic torture pits and lava lake
#24 - nopefarther (10/14/2014) [-]
Can't wait.
#92 - didn't the asian countries only test people who scored well? 10/14/2014 on American arrogance 0
#127 - I love dogs, I'm sitting next to mine right now, but this was … 10/14/2014 on Faith in Humanity 0
#126 - don't forget that the *********** upstanding af… 10/14/2014 on Faith in Humanity 0
#168 - I think the 40K retreat executions were inspired by 20th centu… 10/14/2014 on Powerful Photos Compilation 0
#44 - what if a shave using a battle axe while on my way to pillage England?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Shaving in bizzaro land +1
User avatar #82 - landartheconqueror (10/15/2014) [-]
if the battle axe's edge is sharp enough to shave with, it's too sharp for battle, and will chip and break immediately. keep a tool for the tool's purpose. razors for shaving, battle axes for killing.
#51 - Who said necromancy? I'm going to call in a favor from a …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Demigods Subterfuge +3
#53 - dashgamer (10/14/2014) [-]
What's his name?
#153 - I've shot for years and a friend let me try an AK that was sem…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
User avatar #159 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
In Memory Of Kalashnikov: 700 Round AK Burn



Guy dumps 700 rounds, mostly from the hip.
User avatar #158 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Here is the same guy, literally carving a pumpkin with it. Pumpkin Carving With a Gun III
User avatar #156 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Also you fucking suck at shooting if you hit 1 or 2 times in 90 shots. AK with Bumpski Stock
User avatar #157 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #154 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
at 600 RPM and a 75-100 RD drum mag, that isn't nothing to ignore and write off as "wont hit shit" shooting at a range once, and being trained to operate it our two different things. Have you any military experience?
User avatar #186 - poniesareghey (10/14/2014) [-]
do you know you are like, the biggest faggot ever? Regardless of this entire argument, you're obviously just using this as some false means to elevate yourself by blasting a bunch of retarded semi-related facts and going off on a tangent nobody cares about so you can look smart. Way to go, big guy, you did it.
The point was that you can't effectively use a big ass gun shown being used by a guy in some middle eastern propaganda.
Also, you shared 4 links of essentially the same video of a man shooting targets from 25 feet at most. None of those were at range. Most engagements take place with the targets at least a hundred feet from each other, that being the absolute closest it gets. Also, most enemies in the middle east don't have any formal training or have the barest of essentials in regards to it, provided we didn't train them years ago.
User avatar #155 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
*are
#49 - Stop ruining my dreams  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Demigods Subterfuge +4
#50 - dashgamer (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! But this dream in particular is stupid. If Tolkein were raised from the dead and zombified, he wouldn't sit down and write a new tale of fantasy with his necrotic hands, he'd be out there roaming for brains. Learn the facts about necromancy, dude.
User avatar #51 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
Who said necromancy? I'm going to call in a favor from a niggermancer
#53 - dashgamer (10/14/2014) [-]
What's his name?
#143 - hip fired AK wont hit **** at any reasonable rang…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
User avatar #146 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Because it is a hip fire does not make the bullet travel at a slower velocity or less travel distance. Hip fire decreases the chance of making hit, substantially sure. But it's still chance you could be hit. That is why the Rule of engagement don't say "Well soldiers, you will have to ignore anyone hip firing because hip fire wont hit shit" You sound as though you have no formal experience with firearms and your knowledge is based off of internet readings or video games.
#178 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
You're a pedantic cunt aren't you.
User avatar #153 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
I've shot for years and a friend let me try an AK that was semi-auto if you hip fire it and pull the trigger as fast as you can we couldn't hit a manhole cover at any distance we were safe from, I think it got hit 1 or 2 times in almost 90 shots, not very impressive
User avatar #159 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
In Memory Of Kalashnikov: 700 Round AK Burn



Guy dumps 700 rounds, mostly from the hip.
User avatar #158 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Here is the same guy, literally carving a pumpkin with it. Pumpkin Carving With a Gun III
User avatar #156 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Also you fucking suck at shooting if you hit 1 or 2 times in 90 shots. AK with Bumpski Stock
User avatar #157 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #154 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
at 600 RPM and a 75-100 RD drum mag, that isn't nothing to ignore and write off as "wont hit shit" shooting at a range once, and being trained to operate it our two different things. Have you any military experience?
User avatar #186 - poniesareghey (10/14/2014) [-]
do you know you are like, the biggest faggot ever? Regardless of this entire argument, you're obviously just using this as some false means to elevate yourself by blasting a bunch of retarded semi-related facts and going off on a tangent nobody cares about so you can look smart. Way to go, big guy, you did it.
The point was that you can't effectively use a big ass gun shown being used by a guy in some middle eastern propaganda.
Also, you shared 4 links of essentially the same video of a man shooting targets from 25 feet at most. None of those were at range. Most engagements take place with the targets at least a hundred feet from each other, that being the absolute closest it gets. Also, most enemies in the middle east don't have any formal training or have the barest of essentials in regards to it, provided we didn't train them years ago.
User avatar #155 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
*are
#140 - not when it's fired by a retard who cant even look down the go…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +1
User avatar #141 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
You don't have to look down the sights to fire from the hip. A firearm is a firearm it doesn't become not deadly because an idiot wields it, and you didn't say "a idiot who doesn't look down the sights with an AK" you just said "A guy with an ak"
User avatar #143 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
hip fired AK wont hit shit at any reasonable range, hip fired anything wont hit shit
User avatar #146 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Because it is a hip fire does not make the bullet travel at a slower velocity or less travel distance. Hip fire decreases the chance of making hit, substantially sure. But it's still chance you could be hit. That is why the Rule of engagement don't say "Well soldiers, you will have to ignore anyone hip firing because hip fire wont hit shit" You sound as though you have no formal experience with firearms and your knowledge is based off of internet readings or video games.
#178 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
You're a pedantic cunt aren't you.
User avatar #153 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
I've shot for years and a friend let me try an AK that was semi-auto if you hip fire it and pull the trigger as fast as you can we couldn't hit a manhole cover at any distance we were safe from, I think it got hit 1 or 2 times in almost 90 shots, not very impressive
User avatar #159 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
In Memory Of Kalashnikov: 700 Round AK Burn



Guy dumps 700 rounds, mostly from the hip.
User avatar #158 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Here is the same guy, literally carving a pumpkin with it. Pumpkin Carving With a Gun III
User avatar #156 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Also you fucking suck at shooting if you hit 1 or 2 times in 90 shots. AK with Bumpski Stock
User avatar #157 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #154 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
at 600 RPM and a 75-100 RD drum mag, that isn't nothing to ignore and write off as "wont hit shit" shooting at a range once, and being trained to operate it our two different things. Have you any military experience?
User avatar #186 - poniesareghey (10/14/2014) [-]
do you know you are like, the biggest faggot ever? Regardless of this entire argument, you're obviously just using this as some false means to elevate yourself by blasting a bunch of retarded semi-related facts and going off on a tangent nobody cares about so you can look smart. Way to go, big guy, you did it.
The point was that you can't effectively use a big ass gun shown being used by a guy in some middle eastern propaganda.
Also, you shared 4 links of essentially the same video of a man shooting targets from 25 feet at most. None of those were at range. Most engagements take place with the targets at least a hundred feet from each other, that being the absolute closest it gets. Also, most enemies in the middle east don't have any formal training or have the barest of essentials in regards to it, provided we didn't train them years ago.
User avatar #155 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
*are
#41 - Tolkein and RR Martin writing it together?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Demigods Subterfuge +1
#48 - dashgamer (10/14/2014) [-]
Tolkein's dead.
User avatar #99 - ciacheczko (10/14/2014) [-]
Tolkien would make a complex, compelling, but also a bit naive story, while Martin would corrupt this to the point of where a new level of PG rating would have to be invented, turning it into another GoT.

The story itself is a great thing to read and I don't think we need to for any writer's style upon it. if it was written by someone else, it wouldn't be the same. Simple as that.
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User avatar #49 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
Stop ruining my dreams
#50 - dashgamer (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! But this dream in particular is stupid. If Tolkein were raised from the dead and zombified, he wouldn't sit down and write a new tale of fantasy with his necrotic hands, he'd be out there roaming for brains. Learn the facts about necromancy, dude.
User avatar #51 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
Who said necromancy? I'm going to call in a favor from a niggermancer
#53 - dashgamer (10/14/2014) [-]
What's his name?
#27 - that's true but if you have to do this I doubt the water was t… 10/14/2014 on Meanwhile in Russia comp2 -2
#25 - wouldn't running it for a few seconds before you use it solve …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Meanwhile in Russia comp2 0
User avatar #26 - Monsterofthedog (10/14/2014) [-]
only extremly hot tempetures kill bacteria, so although running the water would get rid of some, not all, plus things can enter through the hole you cut. And leaving it over night would make be a bad idea. It might not do anything hamful for a few days, but eventually you can get really sick from it
#41 - luddethebunny (10/14/2014) [-]
new researchers find bacteria in water....
User avatar #32 - captainrattrap (10/14/2014) [-]
Simple solution: Replace the bottle and disinfect the spout every few days.
User avatar #27 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
that's true but if you have to do this I doubt the water was too clean to start with it looks like it's temporary too
#23 - how would it be stagnant?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Meanwhile in Russia comp2 0
User avatar #24 - Monsterofthedog (10/14/2014) [-]
the ribs in the water bottle is gonna keep some water whenever they stop using it, leading the a moist bacterial heaven
User avatar #25 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
wouldn't running it for a few seconds before you use it solve that though?
User avatar #26 - Monsterofthedog (10/14/2014) [-]
only extremly hot tempetures kill bacteria, so although running the water would get rid of some, not all, plus things can enter through the hole you cut. And leaving it over night would make be a bad idea. It might not do anything hamful for a few days, but eventually you can get really sick from it
#41 - luddethebunny (10/14/2014) [-]
new researchers find bacteria in water....
User avatar #32 - captainrattrap (10/14/2014) [-]
Simple solution: Replace the bottle and disinfect the spout every few days.
User avatar #27 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
that's true but if you have to do this I doubt the water was too clean to start with it looks like it's temporary too
#30 - yet another anti counterfeit thing, if you see it in person it… 10/14/2014 on D'ohbama +8
#67 - he still got out 10/14/2014 on It's a cell wall 0
#109 - 1) it's a Kord 12.7mm, still a big gun but not that big 2)…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +1
User avatar #139 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
hahahaha because an AK is suddenly not a threat?
User avatar #140 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
not when it's fired by a retard who cant even look down the goddamn sights, and the point was it's BS propaganda
User avatar #141 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
You don't have to look down the sights to fire from the hip. A firearm is a firearm it doesn't become not deadly because an idiot wields it, and you didn't say "a idiot who doesn't look down the sights with an AK" you just said "A guy with an ak"
User avatar #143 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
hip fired AK wont hit shit at any reasonable range, hip fired anything wont hit shit
User avatar #146 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Because it is a hip fire does not make the bullet travel at a slower velocity or less travel distance. Hip fire decreases the chance of making hit, substantially sure. But it's still chance you could be hit. That is why the Rule of engagement don't say "Well soldiers, you will have to ignore anyone hip firing because hip fire wont hit shit" You sound as though you have no formal experience with firearms and your knowledge is based off of internet readings or video games.
#178 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
You're a pedantic cunt aren't you.
User avatar #153 - kilotech (10/14/2014) [-]
I've shot for years and a friend let me try an AK that was semi-auto if you hip fire it and pull the trigger as fast as you can we couldn't hit a manhole cover at any distance we were safe from, I think it got hit 1 or 2 times in almost 90 shots, not very impressive
User avatar #159 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
In Memory Of Kalashnikov: 700 Round AK Burn



Guy dumps 700 rounds, mostly from the hip.
User avatar #158 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Here is the same guy, literally carving a pumpkin with it. Pumpkin Carving With a Gun III
User avatar #156 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
Also you fucking suck at shooting if you hit 1 or 2 times in 90 shots. AK with Bumpski Stock
User avatar #157 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #154 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
at 600 RPM and a 75-100 RD drum mag, that isn't nothing to ignore and write off as "wont hit shit" shooting at a range once, and being trained to operate it our two different things. Have you any military experience?
User avatar #186 - poniesareghey (10/14/2014) [-]
do you know you are like, the biggest faggot ever? Regardless of this entire argument, you're obviously just using this as some false means to elevate yourself by blasting a bunch of retarded semi-related facts and going off on a tangent nobody cares about so you can look smart. Way to go, big guy, you did it.
The point was that you can't effectively use a big ass gun shown being used by a guy in some middle eastern propaganda.
Also, you shared 4 links of essentially the same video of a man shooting targets from 25 feet at most. None of those were at range. Most engagements take place with the targets at least a hundred feet from each other, that being the absolute closest it gets. Also, most enemies in the middle east don't have any formal training or have the barest of essentials in regards to it, provided we didn't train them years ago.
User avatar #155 - peggyhill (10/14/2014) [-]
*are
User avatar #128 - hammarhead (10/14/2014) [-]
12.7 is essentially a .50 cal
#29 - please hand it the **** over? 10/13/2014 on Eminem 0
#36 - well **** you too asshole 10/13/2014 on douchedick +3
#18 - are you saying he doesn't? 10/13/2014 on thelizardlord, i made this... +1
#64 - Comment deleted 10/13/2014 on ebola-chan is a devil? 0
#8 - hand it the **** over, I want my goddamn porn  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Eminem 0
User avatar #23 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - kilotech (10/13/2014) [-]
please hand it the fuck over?
#18 - never forget that literally all the assholes in the world are …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/13/2014 on douchedick +65
User avatar #51 - Rei (10/13/2014) [-]
Maybe if you guys didn't get fucking butthurt over everything which isn't praising the US the world would think differently of you.
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
We don't. We're just tired of being called fat and lazy every single second of every single day. Don't give me that fucking "oh hur hur it's a joek xD" bullshit, because it isn't.
#59 - Rei (10/13/2014) [-]
#52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
Inb4 red thumbs from butthurt eaglelanders. Have a greenie to help you survive the onslaught.
#48 - shareacokewith (10/13/2014) [-]
excuse me?
User avatar #32 - adamannater (10/13/2014) [-]
Whats the matter? Cant handle the banter? ahaha
User avatar #20 - detoxpain (10/13/2014) [-]
You make a good point douchedick
User avatar #36 - kilotech (10/13/2014) [-]
well fuck you too asshole
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thats the end of my original stuff now its just the same but slightly different what server are you on?
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Cobalt
User avatar #24 to #19 - kilotech (09/07/2013) [-]
and maxed again how much ******* propaganda do we have
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I have a lot
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were too far it wont let me reply anymore so doing it this way
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