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Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
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#209 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me,… 06/15/2012 on oral hygiene 0
#173 - IF YOU ACTUALLY FIND THIS **** FUNNY YOU SHOULD KILL YO…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2012 on oral hygiene -4
#208 - questionquota (06/15/2012) [-]
Hello? Yes, this is Tommy Lee Jones, I'd very much like if you'd stop usin' my image like an idiot, and start readin' this in my voice, thank you.
User avatar #185 - flaaffy (06/14/2012) [-]
2/10 Trolling. Not Impressed. Saying you aren't trolling doesn't help support your argument.
#181 - fefe (06/14/2012) [-]
someone needs a hug! <3
User avatar #209 - killuminatii (06/15/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #179 - chexmex (06/14/2012) [-]
If you have enough time to talk about how not funny a post is. Mabye you should make one yourself. No post is perfect and i hardly think you could do better.
#563 - Led Zeppelin  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic... +1
User avatar #571 - dratyats (06/14/2012) [-]
good man
#190 - Picture 06/13/2012 on Mans best friend +2
#187 - a dog is fine too 06/13/2012 on Mans best friend +1
#229 - Comment deleted 06/13/2012 on Adventures in Accounting... 0
#176 - why do u guys hate jersey shore im not american so i never seen it 06/10/2012 on fuck. . . they're right 0
#107 - ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?? THIS HAS BEEN AROUND FOR L… 06/10/2012 on Genius +3
#89 - who doesnt?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Morbid for robbers +1
User avatar #96 - turbandre (06/10/2012) [-]
#604 - see first vid if u really wanna see mobird for vegetarians 06/10/2012 on Morbid for Vegetarians +1
#59 - you ruined it with that stupid rageface byt anyway i smiled a little 06/10/2012 on Sunglasses +4
#111 - forced meme is forced and not funny to my opinion -.-  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2012 on Overly Attached Girlfriend... +14
#133 - hoaz has deleted their comment.
#672 - i didnt play 90 % of those games >feels bad man 06/09/2012 on Some of the most epic... 0
#258 - ********* joke ive ever seen in my entire life 06/09/2012 on Thor +1
#398 - so that means YOLO was created by a smart guy to make stupid p… 06/08/2012 on YOLO +1
#278 - imagine how strong her arms a re to do that 06/03/2012 on Shocking Discovery! 0
#381 - this is an old repost and OP is a faggot 06/02/2012 on blondes +5
#424 - that was a funny comment 05/30/2012 on Snooki Problems 0
#217 - meth is a hell of a drug. 05/28/2012 on Gay Bieber Boy Swagga On A... +5
#346 - he did that to himself. 05/28/2012 on I'm walkin' on sunshine 0
#1387 - The first rule of trolling is that you have to be anonymous. N… 05/27/2012 on The new Potato 0
#1384 - The first rule of trolling is that you have to be anonymous. N…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on The new Potato +3
#1571 - roarflmao (05/27/2012) [-]
well, a dumb troll perhaps? I havnt really read the definition but its probably BEST atleast to be an anonymous troll. But i mean anyone who gets the idea of playing nickelback during a holocaust video is worth a fucking medal for creativity am i rite?
#283 - HOLY **** HOW DID YOU KNOW? I DIDNT TELL ANYONE WHO I AM ON FJ 05/27/2012 on Birthday Card! -6
#854 - i dont think its a trol...9gaggers actually are that stupid 05/27/2012 on The new Potato +2
#252 - someone put ''shut up and give me your KFC'' >too lazzy  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Birthday Card! -20
#273 - whatisthischeese (05/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #283 - killuminatii (05/27/2012) [-]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #9 - pleasewelcomejc (04/15/2012) [-]
Illuminatii, want my soul, want my body :P
#5 - legitreaper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#6 to #10 - killuminatii (03/11/2012) [-]
**killuminatii rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Luna/Celestia "Family" Wallpaper ** lol nice rolled pic
glad you like my username
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