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#11238 - Why not? Fine, what do you want to try? It w… 4 hours ago on devilspecter's profile 0
#11232 - 나는 그것을 좋아하지. 가끔 난 그냥 사진을…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on devilspecter's profile 0
#11237 - devilspecter (15 hours ago) [-]
W-well, I don't!
B-but we haven't even tried outside Fj, come on Stixie, I want to try new things.

Why did you move it, Stixie?

Please Stixie, you're being mean to me... I don't like this.
#11238 - killerofthestix (4 hours ago) [-]
Why not?

Fine, what do you want to try?

It was in the way..

It's still true.

(Can't be bothered switching keyboards.)

#11228 - 나는 매일 여기있어. 내 컴퓨터를 설정…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on devilspecter's profile 0
#11231 - devilspecter (11/20/2014) [-]
But FJ is bad for talking, can't you just add me on Steam, Stixie?
Wait, really? Then why don't you talk to me...?

Did you move it or something?

Please stop, you're making me depressed.
#11232 - killerofthestix (11/21/2014) [-]
나는 그것을 좋아하지.
가끔 난 그냥 사진을보고 싶어.

그래.

But, it's true.
#11237 - devilspecter (15 hours ago) [-]
W-well, I don't!
B-but we haven't even tried outside Fj, come on Stixie, I want to try new things.

Why did you move it, Stixie?

Please Stixie, you're being mean to me... I don't like this.
#11238 - killerofthestix (4 hours ago) [-]
Why not?

Fine, what do you want to try?

It was in the way..

It's still true.

(Can't be bothered switching keyboards.)

#11225 - 무엇을? 아니. I like her more.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2014 on devilspecter's profile 0
#11227 - devilspecter (11/19/2014) [-]
You're never on anymore, and talking on FJ isn't good enough for me.
W-why not?

<W-w-what...?
#11228 - killerofthestix (11/20/2014) [-]
나는 매일 여기있어.

내 컴퓨터를 설정해야.

I like her more.
#11231 - devilspecter (11/20/2014) [-]
But FJ is bad for talking, can't you just add me on Steam, Stixie?
Wait, really? Then why don't you talk to me...?

Did you move it or something?

Please stop, you're making me depressed.
#11232 - killerofthestix (11/21/2014) [-]
나는 그것을 좋아하지.
가끔 난 그냥 사진을보고 싶어.

그래.

But, it's true.
#11237 - devilspecter (15 hours ago) [-]
W-well, I don't!
B-but we haven't even tried outside Fj, come on Stixie, I want to try new things.

Why did you move it, Stixie?

Please Stixie, you're being mean to me... I don't like this.
#11238 - killerofthestix (4 hours ago) [-]
Why not?

Fine, what do you want to try?

It was in the way..

It's still true.

(Can't be bothered switching keyboards.)

#11221 - 그래서, 당신은 최대 무엇입니까? <Mee…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/17/2014 on devilspecter's profile 0
#11222 - devilspecter (11/17/2014) [-]
Missing you, like usual.
You should add me on Steam or Skype.

Why her? Why won't you make love to me?
#11225 - killerofthestix (11/18/2014) [-]
무엇을?
아니.

I like her more.
#11227 - devilspecter (11/19/2014) [-]
You're never on anymore, and talking on FJ isn't good enough for me.
W-why not?

<W-w-what...?
#11228 - killerofthestix (11/20/2014) [-]
나는 매일 여기있어.

내 컴퓨터를 설정해야.

I like her more.
#11231 - devilspecter (11/20/2014) [-]
But FJ is bad for talking, can't you just add me on Steam, Stixie?
Wait, really? Then why don't you talk to me...?

Did you move it or something?

Please stop, you're making me depressed.
#11232 - killerofthestix (11/21/2014) [-]
나는 그것을 좋아하지.
가끔 난 그냥 사진을보고 싶어.

그래.

But, it's true.
#11237 - devilspecter (15 hours ago) [-]
W-well, I don't!
B-but we haven't even tried outside Fj, come on Stixie, I want to try new things.

Why did you move it, Stixie?

Please Stixie, you're being mean to me... I don't like this.
#11238 - killerofthestix (4 hours ago) [-]
Why not?

Fine, what do you want to try?

It was in the way..

It's still true.

(Can't be bothered switching keyboards.)

#11217 - 나는 아직도하지만 당신을 사랑합니다...  [+] (10 new replies) 11/16/2014 on devilspecter's profile 0
#11218 - devilspecter (11/16/2014) [-]
Stop playing with my feelings, you meanie.
#11221 - killerofthestix (11/17/2014) [-]
그래서, 당신은 최대 무엇입니까?

<Meet my new persona. Konoka Konoe.
#11222 - devilspecter (11/17/2014) [-]
Missing you, like usual.
You should add me on Steam or Skype.

Why her? Why won't you make love to me?
#11225 - killerofthestix (11/18/2014) [-]
무엇을?
아니.

I like her more.
#11227 - devilspecter (11/19/2014) [-]
You're never on anymore, and talking on FJ isn't good enough for me.
W-why not?

<W-w-what...?
#11228 - killerofthestix (11/20/2014) [-]
나는 매일 여기있어.

내 컴퓨터를 설정해야.

I like her more.
#11231 - devilspecter (11/20/2014) [-]
But FJ is bad for talking, can't you just add me on Steam, Stixie?
Wait, really? Then why don't you talk to me...?

Did you move it or something?

Please stop, you're making me depressed.
#11232 - killerofthestix (11/21/2014) [-]
나는 그것을 좋아하지.
가끔 난 그냥 사진을보고 싶어.

그래.

But, it's true.
#11237 - devilspecter (15 hours ago) [-]
W-well, I don't!
B-but we haven't even tried outside Fj, come on Stixie, I want to try new things.

Why did you move it, Stixie?

Please Stixie, you're being mean to me... I don't like this.
#11238 - killerofthestix (4 hours ago) [-]
Why not?

Fine, what do you want to try?

It was in the way..

It's still true.

(Can't be bothered switching keyboards.)

#11212 - 암캐  [+] (13 new replies) 11/15/2014 on devilspecter's profile 0
#11214 - devilspecter (11/15/2014) [-]
>Bitch
#11217 - killerofthestix (11/16/2014) [-]
나는 아직도하지만 당신을 사랑합니다...
#11218 - devilspecter (11/16/2014) [-]
Stop playing with my feelings, you meanie.
#11221 - killerofthestix (11/17/2014) [-]
그래서, 당신은 최대 무엇입니까?

<Meet my new persona. Konoka Konoe.
#11222 - devilspecter (11/17/2014) [-]
Missing you, like usual.
You should add me on Steam or Skype.

Why her? Why won't you make love to me?
#11225 - killerofthestix (11/18/2014) [-]
무엇을?
아니.

I like her more.
#11227 - devilspecter (11/19/2014) [-]
You're never on anymore, and talking on FJ isn't good enough for me.
W-why not?

<W-w-what...?
#11228 - killerofthestix (11/20/2014) [-]
나는 매일 여기있어.

내 컴퓨터를 설정해야.

I like her more.
#11231 - devilspecter (11/20/2014) [-]
But FJ is bad for talking, can't you just add me on Steam, Stixie?
Wait, really? Then why don't you talk to me...?

Did you move it or something?

Please stop, you're making me depressed.
#11232 - killerofthestix (11/21/2014) [-]
나는 그것을 좋아하지.
가끔 난 그냥 사진을보고 싶어.

그래.

But, it's true.
#11237 - devilspecter (15 hours ago) [-]
W-well, I don't!
B-but we haven't even tried outside Fj, come on Stixie, I want to try new things.

Why did you move it, Stixie?

Please Stixie, you're being mean to me... I don't like this.
#11238 - killerofthestix (4 hours ago) [-]
Why not?

Fine, what do you want to try?

It was in the way..

It's still true.

(Can't be bothered switching keyboards.)

#11213 - devilspecter (11/15/2014) [-]
Whaa, what does that mean, Stixie?
Where have you been!?
#1352 - <Here, have a cookie. Not even close. You…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on killerofthestix's profile 0
#1354 - devilspecter (10/25/2014) [-]
Om nom nom cookies. Gimme

I already know about your Erika x Amputee route, you sicko.

B-but you're the one who also kept replying!

You love me with all your heart.
#1351 - Pretty much.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on killerofthestix's profile 0
#1353 - devilspecter (10/25/2014) [-]
But what if it's not even true?

You gave up on Aanon, right?
#11165 - Kyaa?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on devilspecter's profile 0
#11170 - devilspecter (10/25/2014) [-]

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#1230 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
stickied by killerofthestix
#1133 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
stickied by killerofthestix
funnyjunk.com/user/killerofthestix/1123#1123

That's where you're wrong, you bitch.
#1356 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Where are you?
#1308 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
You know if you missed me that much you could have just added me on Steam, right?
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - killerofthestix (10/18/2014) [-]
I forgot about that..
#1313 to #1312 - killerofthestix (10/19/2014) [-]
My memory's not that good.
#1319 to #1313 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Maybe you should just add me now anyways?
#1324 to #1320 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope, but I prefer Steam/Skype to FJ.
User avatar #1327 to #1324 - killerofthestix (10/20/2014) [-]
Naah that ain't for me.
#1329 to #1327 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
You won't get it to talk to me?
#1332 to #1330 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
But why, Stixie?
User avatar #1334 to #1332 - killerofthestix (10/22/2014) [-]
It won't let me create a steam account and I don't want to pay for Skype.
User avatar #1337 to #1334 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
I can create a steam account for you, and you Skype is free to use.
User avatar #1339 to #1337 - killerofthestix (10/23/2014) [-]
Cool and I'd have to buy a webcam or something.
User avatar #1355 to #1339 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Lolwat, why?
You really think I want to webcam with you? baka.

You kinda have to give me your email and **** for the steam one.
User avatar #1231 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Pizza Hut \o/
User avatar #1143 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Stixie-chan, wai u delete comment to sticky?

And **** you, you said you loved me ;_;
#1353 to #1351 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
But what if it's not even true?

You gave up on Aanon, right?
User avatar #1275 to #1143 - killerofthestix (09/11/2014) [-]
I can only give you the hint that when you see it you'll know it's me.
User avatar #1276 to #1275 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Do it please!
User avatar #1284 to #1276 - killerofthestix (09/12/2014) [-]
Do what?
User avatar #1300 to #1284 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Give me the hint.
User avatar #1302 to #1300 - killerofthestix (10/17/2014) [-]
I already told you.
User avatar #1304 to #1302 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
So, are you "Lewdfapjack"?
#1310 to #1306 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
Come ooon
#1318 to #1314 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Tell me...
User avatar #1325 to #1321 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
I'll cry.
#1335 to #1325 - killerofthestix (10/22/2014) [-]
Goood goood.
Goood goood.
#1338 to #1335 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
I will hate you forever and never talk to you again!
User avatar #1340 to #1338 - killerofthestix (10/23/2014) [-]
I refer to my last comment.
#1342 to #1340 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Do you really want me to stop talking to you?
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - killerofthestix (10/24/2014) [-]
Not really, I'm just messing with you.
#1345 to #1343 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Please don't mess with me like that, I'm fragile.
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - killerofthestix (10/24/2014) [-]
I know.
#1349 to #1346 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
But that's what you love about me, isn't it?

Unlike that dense ****** Aanon.
User avatar #1151 to #1143 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
I didn't wan and to see it.

I do love you.
User avatar #1161 to #1151 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Wai nawt?

But you said you loved Aanon...
User avatar #1164 to #1161 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
I'ts embarrassing..
Shhh.
User avatar #1173 to #1164 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
How...?

Decide already, Aanon or me?
User avatar #1177 to #1173 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
I don't know..

Can't I have you both?
User avatar #1200 to #1177 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
y
Then just keep it there, man.

No, you have to decide, Aanon or me.
User avatar #1207 to #1200 - killerofthestix (08/29/2014) [-]
A'ight then.

No.
User avatar #1216 to #1207 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Now enter it again and show him your love!
fufufu, that way I'll have you all to myself~

Sorreh Stixie, but I won't love him.
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
When will you be mine?
User avatar #1226 to #1220 - killerofthestix (09/01/2014) [-]
Next Thursday okay?
User avatar #1234 to #1226 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I can wait for that short amount of time.
But you got to promise it to me!
User avatar #1238 to #1234 - killerofthestix (09/03/2014) [-]
I killerofthestix here by promise that from the 11th day of September to belong completely to Devilspecter for as long as funnyjunk.com stays active.
User avatar #1245 to #1238 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
lol, 9/11

And yessssss, you'll finally be mine!
Screencapped!
User avatar #1249 to #1245 - killerofthestix (09/05/2014) [-]
Sooooo. You gonna promise too or what?
User avatar #1252 to #1249 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Sure!

I, Devilspecter hereby promise that from the 11th day of September that Killerofthestx will belong completely to Devilspecter for as long as Funnyjunk.com stays active.

You're finally miiiine!
User avatar #1256 to #1252 - killerofthestix (09/08/2014) [-]
Good thing I remembered my other account.
User avatar #1261 to #1256 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
You have another account!?
Dum dum dum.

What's its name?
User avatar #1264 to #1261 - killerofthestix (09/09/2014) [-]
Yes.

Like I'd tell you.
User avatar #1272 to #1264 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Me too, Stixie.

Cmon, I'll tell you one of mine.
User avatar #1142 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Clawerfield - Engines of Creation
User avatar #1114 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Aanon is stalking you, my dove.

Please give me a treat.
User avatar #1344 to #1114 - killerofthestix (10/24/2014) [-]
Fine I'll do one thing for you.

But I'm not masochistic in any way..

It's still not one of my best...

You do.
#1347 to #1344 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Yaaay, what are you doing?

Don't worry, you'll soon love it as much as when Erika bangs your ass.

Fine, it's the worst ******* sentence I have seen ever.

<I don't know...
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - killerofthestix (10/24/2014) [-]
What do you want me to do?

...

Was it?

Tell me when you figure it out.
#1350 to #1348 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Something nice!

I was spot on, wasn't I?

No, of course not, but you don't want to let the topic go.

<In what way are you thinking of "like"?
#1352 to #1350 - killerofthestix (10/25/2014) [-]
<Here, have a cookie.

Not even close.

You're the one who replied...

Guess.
#1354 to #1352 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Om nom nom cookies. Gimme

I already know about your Erika x Amputee route, you sicko.

B-but you're the one who also kept replying!

You love me with all your heart.
User avatar #1257 to #1114 - killerofthestix (09/08/2014) [-]
Really?

Go ahead it won't change anything.

It will unlock A asshole.
User avatar #1262 to #1257 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Of course, I secretly wanted him all along, why do you think I wanted you to neglect him?

Waaaaaah, so mean!

But whose asshole is that!?
User avatar #1265 to #1262 - killerofthestix (09/09/2014) [-]
Cool.

...

You'll have to find out.
User avatar #1273 to #1265 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm just kidding, my body and heart belongs to you.

Why are you always so mean to me, Stixie-chan?

I want yours, not anybody else's.
User avatar #1277 to #1273 - killerofthestix (09/11/2014) [-]
But your heart is a part of your body, do you have someone else's heart?

Because I love seeing your reactions.

How do you know it isn't mine?
#1282 to #1277 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I consume the hearts of my lovers.

<But it's so meeeeeaaaaaaaaaaan!

Because you just told me.
And you'd moan like a little girl if I put anything into your ass.
User avatar #1285 to #1282 - killerofthestix (09/12/2014) [-]
Can I have one?

So?

I told you it isn't mine?
#1301 to #1285 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Maybe if you ask nicely.

I don't like it when you're so mean to me, Stixie.

Yeah, you just did.
So did you enjoy it?
User avatar #1303 to #1301 - killerofthestix (10/17/2014) [-]
Please give me one devil-sama~

But you're so cute when you're sad...

When?
#1305 to #1303 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
I don't know, Senpai...

Dis guy.
You haven't seen me sad as far as I know.

Just earlier.
User avatar #1307 to #1305 - killerofthestix (10/17/2014) [-]
Please give me one of your hearts goshuujin-sama.

I meant in the way you write.

I never said anything of the sort.
#1311 to #1307 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
But I'm your Kouhai, not Goshuujin-sama.

That doesn't mean I'm actually sad, you know?

You totally did.
You just don't want to admit it.
#1315 to #1311 - killerofthestix (10/19/2014) [-]
For this week only I shall be your butler.

I know.

Can you give me the exact comment and number?
#1317 to #1315 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I'll accept, but if you start putting weird stuff in my food, I'll call the police.

Do you want me to be sad, Stixie?

But that ruins all the fun of you finding it yourself.
#1322 to #1317 - killerofthestix (10/20/2014) [-]
Sorry, that was last week.

Well, yeah.

I'll enjoy it just as much if you tell me.
#1326 to #1322 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Whaaaaaat, that's cheating!

That's horrible! Why would you want such a thing for me?

No, you're being a meanie to me.
#1331 to #1326 - killerofthestix (10/21/2014) [-]
No it's not. It was actually last week.

'Cause I'm a sadistic little cunt.

But I thought you liked being me being mean to you?
#1333 to #1331 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
So what do I get this week?

I don't know, I still get a faint scent of masochism from you.
The real sadist is your loli imouto who pegs you every night.
I like my Stixie like a sissy.

That sentence.
M-maybe...
I'm going to be serious for once, I don't like it when people I like are mean to me.
User avatar #1336 to #1333 - killerofthestix (10/22/2014) [-]
Nothing.

Really?

It was not my best.

You like me?
#1341 to #1336 - devilspecter ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
But that's so mean ;_;

Yeaaaah, but we can take turns if you want.

I've seen worse.

Who knows?
User avatar #1255 to #1114 - afriendlyanon (09/07/2014) [-]
now listen here ya lil *****
User avatar #1278 to #1255 - killerofthestix (09/11/2014) [-]
What's up Anon?
#1117 to #1114 - killerofthestix (08/22/2014) [-]
Anon is stalking me!?
#1126 to #1117 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Yes, but forget all about him, I can stalk you much better than he'd ever dream of!
#1141 to #1129 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
You 						*******					 						****					, I'll make your body totally reject him and only want me.   
   
I'll kill him if I have to, you only need me.
You ******* **** , I'll make your body totally reject him and only want me.

I'll kill him if I have to, you only need me.
User avatar #1150 to #1141 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
You know my dream is a three way right?
User avatar #1160 to #1150 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I didn't know that...

Okay sure, we'll have a threesome with Erika.
I'll only agree if you let her use a strap-on and **** your ass.
AFTER giving you a few enema's of course.
User avatar #1166 to #1160 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
I meant four-way.

I have no comment on that...
User avatar #1174 to #1166 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Me, you, Erika...
Hmm, I can only count three.

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Just imagine her ******* your ass hard while you're being tied up and she's making fun of your tiny little sissy dick, which can't even be compared to her huge horse-dick sized strap-on.
User avatar #1178 to #1174 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Me, you, Erika and anon.

That is graphic...
User avatar #1201 to #1178 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
But I don't want Aanon, I want you.

Did it turn you on?
User avatar #1206 to #1201 - killerofthestix (08/29/2014) [-]
But I want you and Aanon.

I think it got smaller..
#1211 to #1206 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
No, you'll have to pick.
He doesn't even love you, Stixie-chan.
<

Wow, it shrunk your dick?
User avatar #1213 to #1211 - killerofthestix (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't wanna.
But that makes me love him even more.

Yep.
#1222 to #1213 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
PICK; STIXIE!
YOU CAN'T HAVE US BOTH!

You kno, that'll only make you end up hurt.

Do you have a sissy clitdick now?
User avatar #1227 to #1222 - killerofthestix (09/01/2014) [-]
Only if you tell me your real name.

I know.

Actually, it's inverted.
User avatar #1233 to #1227 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Fufufu, I can't do that. My real name is reserved for my lover.

Well, don't come crying to me when he denies you enough times for you to realize he doesn't want you at all.

Cool, can I **** your inverted sissy clitdick?
User avatar #1239 to #1233 - killerofthestix (09/03/2014) [-]
And who might that be?

I'll be sure to avoid you.

No.
User avatar #1246 to #1239 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
That's a secret, Stixie-chan.

Whaaaaaaaa, why? that's so mean towards your lover.

How about your asspussy?
User avatar #1250 to #1246 - killerofthestix (09/05/2014) [-]
Huh? I thought I was your lover?

You're not my lover. You're just someone who I know on the internet and have these ridiculous conversations with.

Only if you let me do both to you.
User avatar #1253 to #1250 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
That's where you're wrong.
My only lover is Afriendlyanon.

Whaaaaaaaa!
I'll cry, I swear!

If that will allow me to unlock your asshole, sure.
User avatar #1089 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Hey Stixie-chan, when is your birthday?
User avatar #1090 to #1089 - killerofthestix (08/21/2014) [-]
25th February. Why do you ask?
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Ah damn.
Happy late birthday:
pastebin.com/aSNWASp6
#1093 to #1092 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
So, who's best waifu now?
Devol or Aanon?
User avatar #1095 to #1093 - killerofthestix (08/21/2014) [-]
You....
#1096 to #1095 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Yay!   
   
I knew you'd see true love   
   
I'll be going now Stixie, see you later.
Yay!

I knew you'd see true love

I'll be going now Stixie, see you later.
User avatar #1074 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Your profile is mine, forget all about that meanie Aanon.
User avatar #1286 to #1074 - killerofthestix (09/12/2014) [-]
Rock, pop, hip-hop, R&B, dub-step, reggae, grime, classical.....
I think that's it actually...



No wait, forgot metal..

What has that got to do with colours?
User avatar #1162 to #1074 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
I have no idea what any of that means...
User avatar #1172 to #1162 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I was just expressing my gratitude towards you, that's all.
User avatar #1179 to #1172 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
I don't believe you.
User avatar #1202 to #1179 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Omg, don't you love me!?
User avatar #1204 to #1202 - killerofthestix (08/29/2014) [-]
Hmmmmm..... I'll have to think about that.
User avatar #1210 to #1204 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
But you told me earlier you did...
Why must you play with my feelings this way?
User avatar #1214 to #1210 - killerofthestix (08/30/2014) [-]
'Cause it's fun.
User avatar #1223 to #1214 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
But you're being so mean to me ;_;
User avatar #1228 to #1223 - killerofthestix (09/01/2014) [-]
Only because I love you.
User avatar #1232 to #1228 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I don't like it at all, so stop.
User avatar #1237 to #1232 - killerofthestix (09/03/2014) [-]
But it's so fun..
User avatar #1244 to #1237 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
If you knew me, you'd know I prefer deredere. Love all dayyyyy
User avatar #1251 to #1244 - killerofthestix (09/05/2014) [-]
You haven't told me anything about you.
User avatar #1254 to #1251 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
That's just the way I am, y'kno.

And you don't really tell me...
actually you do.
User avatar #1258 to #1254 - killerofthestix (09/08/2014) [-]
Actually I haven't told you a single believable thing about me.
User avatar #1263 to #1258 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
>Implying I don't know

I'm just saying, even if it's a load of bull, at least you're telling me something.
And lying about that **** is worse than not saying anything, you know?
User avatar #1268 to #1263 - killerofthestix (09/09/2014) [-]
*is vermilion.
User avatar #1266 to #1263 - killerofthestix (09/09/2014) [-]
My favorite colour vermilion.

User avatar #1274 to #1266 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
VERMILION YOU SAY!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJl8zo__6jM

Well, problem is that I don't really believe anything you say.
I mean, I'd be willing to share, but I don't really want to do it when I don't trust you at all on this matter.
User avatar #1279 to #1274 - killerofthestix (09/11/2014) [-]
Yes. This is good.

You think i'd lie about what colour I like?
#1283 to #1279 - devilspecter ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I haz moar liek dat.
What kinda music do you listen to?

Neh, but on other stuff like the stories about your sister.
I mean, if we ever get to that point where you feel like you can prove it to me, then well, I guess I was wrong, but until then, I won't really believe it.
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
You have to admit that I'm a much better choice than him though, right?
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - killerofthestix (08/21/2014) [-]
I don't know, there's something about him that just makes me go crazy..
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
**** you, you were supposed to be mine.
User avatar #1080 to #1079 - killerofthestix (08/21/2014) [-]
I am yours. Just not when I'm thinking about him..
User avatar #1081 to #1080 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Why are you such a cheating bitch to me?
You swore you'd never do that **** again.
User avatar #1082 to #1081 - killerofthestix (08/21/2014) [-]
It's not cheating if I'm only thinking about him.
User avatar #1083 to #1082 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Holy ******* **** , it's so over now.
Have fun with your ****** new BF.
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - killerofthestix (08/21/2014) [-]
Hehe. It's so fun to tease you devil-chan
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
I'll put you on a leash and turn you into my bitch.
Only I can have you and no one else.
User avatar #1087 to #1085 - killerofthestix (08/21/2014) [-]
But I won't be me if you put me on a leash and control me.
User avatar #1108 to #1087 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
What if you did it to me?
User avatar #1110 to #1108 - killerofthestix (08/22/2014) [-]
I'd enjoy that.
User avatar #1112 to #1110 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
I wouldn't, you ******* inhumane **** .
P-please do it to me.
M-A-S-T-E-R
User avatar #1116 to #1112 - killerofthestix (08/22/2014) [-]
Meh, it's not as fun when the person's willing.
User avatar #1128 to #1116 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Fine then, I'll pretend to not want it.
Would that be better?

I mean, if you didn't know it, then it would be the same, right?
User avatar #1131 to #1128 - killerofthestix (08/24/2014) [-]
Yes.

Yes it would.
User avatar #1140 to #1131 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Well, I ******* love mind break, so I can understand why you'd like that.

So basically, if I just wanted it all along and didn't tell you, you'd be blissfully indulged in the act, not knowing the truth.
User avatar #1146 to #1140 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
Exactly.

Completely.
User avatar #1159 to #1146 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
You're still a feg, though.

Then you sir, would be flabbergasted
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - devilspecter ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Hmm, I guess I'd let you be normal except when we do sexual stuff.
User avatar #1060 - afriendlyanon (08/20/2014) [-]
You dead?
User avatar #1295 to #1060 - killerofthestix (09/14/2014) [-]
I shall find one.

Work, come home, do chores, read/watch TV/play games, eat, go to sleep.
Mondays and Wednesdays: Work, come home, do chores, read/watch TV/play games, go to karate, come home again, eat, got to sleep.

Sports management?
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - afriendlyanon (09/20/2014) [-]
You do that.

Dat sounds too repetitive.

Basically a Business degree with a sports bent
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - killerofthestix (09/21/2014) [-]
I will.

Well, we go to the movies on the weekend if there's anything good on.

Oh.

Took your damn sweet time..
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - afriendlyanon (09/23/2014) [-]
Found one yet?

Boooooooooring.

Ja.

Well, you see, I'm kinda dead half the time soooooooja
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - killerofthestix (09/27/2014) [-]
Nope.

Well how can I make it less boring then?

Mmm.

How can you be kinda dead?
User avatar #1316 to #1299 - afriendlyanon (10/19/2014) [-]
Okay.

Iunno, try.

Bloodclots
User avatar #1323 to #1316 - killerofthestix (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope is the word I found.

I shall.

Ahhh.
User avatar #1240 to #1060 - killerofthestix (09/03/2014) [-]
Are you sure? Alberto has a map and a compass.

You have a cat?
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - afriendlyanon (09/04/2014) [-]
Yes, You gotta answer my questions

I do.
User avatar #1242 to #1241 - killerofthestix (09/04/2014) [-]
A'ight, then fire away.

What kind?
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - afriendlyanon (09/05/2014) [-]
Why me.

Tabby
User avatar #1247 to #1243 - killerofthestix (09/05/2014) [-]
You said you had a question.

Same here.
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - afriendlyanon (09/05/2014) [-]
And that is my question

mkay
User avatar #1259 to #1248 - killerofthestix (09/08/2014) [-]
Now i'm confused...

Believe what you want.
User avatar #1260 to #1259 - afriendlyanon (09/09/2014) [-]
Why me?

Yu wot
User avatar #1270 to #1260 - killerofthestix (09/11/2014) [-]
Because you are so nice to me.

Believe what you want.
#1271 to #1270 - afriendlyanon (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm what

okay then
User avatar #1280 to #1271 - killerofthestix (09/11/2014) [-]
you. Are. So. Nice. To. Me.
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - afriendlyanon (09/11/2014) [-]
I don't get how you come to that conclusion.

www.funnyjunk.com/user/killerofthestix/1255#1255
University things
User avatar #1287 to #1281 - killerofthestix (09/12/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - afriendlyanon (09/12/2014) [-]
Don't get what?
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - killerofthestix (09/12/2014) [-]
The link.
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - afriendlyanon (09/12/2014) [-]
Answered your question
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - killerofthestix (09/12/2014) [-]
A'ight then.

So anon what have you been up to?
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - afriendlyanon (09/13/2014) [-]
That's my word.

Adjusting to university life, you?
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - killerofthestix (09/13/2014) [-]
What, then?

Same old, same old.
What are you studying?
User avatar #1294 to #1293 - afriendlyanon (09/14/2014) [-]
Find a new word.

You never really explained what that was
Sports Management.
User avatar #1189 to #1060 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Good.

Then go outside.

So that's a no to my love?

Why are you moving?
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - afriendlyanon (08/27/2014) [-]
Bad.

Too late.

What do you think?

For school
User avatar #1192 to #1190 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Closer*
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Good.

It's never too late.

Yes.

Is it colder?
User avatar #1193 to #1191 - afriendlyanon (08/27/2014) [-]
No.

Yes it is.

Good luck thinking that then.

It's right on campus
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Maybe.

Alright then.

Why won't you love me anon?

That's good.
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - afriendlyanon (08/27/2014) [-]
No.

Take a guess.

mhmm
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Fine.

You're not the same anon that you were before.

Soooooo.....
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - afriendlyanon (08/27/2014) [-]
Okay.

Can't tell if serious or joking.

hmm?
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - killerofthestix (08/28/2014) [-]
I am joking.

Read/watch Goth yet?
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - afriendlyanon (08/28/2014) [-]
About which though

Nope.
User avatar #1203 to #1199 - killerofthestix (08/29/2014) [-]
Both.

You need to.
User avatar #1208 to #1203 - afriendlyanon (08/29/2014) [-]
Now I am lost.

Perhaps
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - killerofthestix (08/29/2014) [-]
Use a compass.

Please?
User avatar #1212 to #1209 - afriendlyanon (08/30/2014) [-]
Won't help me in this case.

I've already got one person telling em to do all kinds of things mate.
User avatar #1215 to #1212 - killerofthestix (08/30/2014) [-]
How about a map?

Huh?
User avatar #1217 to #1215 - afriendlyanon (08/30/2014) [-]
Not that either

*me
point is I already got a list of **** to do in my spare time from someone else
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - killerofthestix (08/30/2014) [-]
Both?

Surely you can spare 1 1/2 hours.
User avatar #1224 to #1218 - afriendlyanon (08/31/2014) [-]
My question don't get answered by those.

Iunno mang
User avatar #1229 to #1224 - killerofthestix (09/01/2014) [-]
How about a licenced navigator called Alberto?

It'll be worth it~
User avatar #1236 to #1229 - afriendlyanon (09/02/2014) [-]
No, they only get answered by you

Uhuh, thats what they said about having a cat too
User avatar #1157 to #1060 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
?mmh

Cool.

I mean every word.

I refer to my last comment.
User avatar #1158 to #1157 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
why hehe

it's about gurlz

Sure you do

That's my line
User avatar #1163 to #1158 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
Because I really do have a bad memory.

Cool.

I actually do.

And now it's mine.
User avatar #1165 to #1163 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
No reason to hehe then

It ain't tho

Uhuh

Nope, I'm taking it back
User avatar #1167 to #1165 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
It is quite funny though. I couldn't even remember what we were talking about.

Warm then?

I love you.

Fine you can have it. I didn't want it anyway..
#1168 to #1167 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
I didnt remember either, I just looked back

Not that either

<

Good
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
Why didn't I think of that?

Humid?

???

Good.
#1170 to #1169 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
Iunno

Possibly

<<<
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
Neither do I.

Possibly humid?

I'm waiting for answer...
#1175 to #1171 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
You should find out.

Nah, dry.

For?
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Later.

DRY!?

I love you.
#1180 to #1176 - afriendlyanon (08/27/2014) [-]
Now.

Dry. Like my humor.

<
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Not now, later.

That is dry.

What?
#1182 to #1181 - afriendlyanon (08/27/2014) [-]
No, now.

Exactly.

I'm screaming internally
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Not now, later.

It's still humid though.

Why?

How are you by the way? Enjoying the brake?
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - afriendlyanon (08/27/2014) [-]
I say now mister.

Not here right now, a cool summer night.

Because I must.

I'm meh, trying to keep busy and figure things out before sunday.
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
And I say later good sir.

Good for you.

Why must you?

What's happening on Sunday?
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - afriendlyanon (08/27/2014) [-]
Bad.

Not really.

Because love is bad.

Moving day to the village.
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - killerofthestix (08/27/2014) [-]
Good.

Why not?

Not between us.

You're moving to a village?
User avatar #1188 to #1187 - afriendlyanon (08/27/2014) [-]
Bad.

Cuz not outside, busy inside

Yeahno

Yeah, that's where I'll live during the school year
#1109 to #1060 - killerofthestix (08/22/2014) [-]
No.   
   
Catfish is a show about people whom lie about who they are to other people.   
They do this by stealing 100's of photos from another person and pretending to be them.   
   
Yes, but I'm cuter.   
   
Ahhhhhh.
No.

Catfish is a show about people whom lie about who they are to other people.
They do this by stealing 100's of photos from another person and pretending to be them.

Yes, but I'm cuter.

Ahhhhhh.
User avatar #1118 to #1109 - afriendlyanon (08/22/2014) [-]
Do it.

Sounds perfect

Tough to be cute when big, muscular and and covered in scars

yee
User avatar #1122 to #1118 - killerofthestix (08/23/2014) [-]
I don't wanna.

It's alright.

Yep, good thing we don't have to worry about that kinda stuff.

Soooo, what you up to?
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - afriendlyanon (08/23/2014) [-]
Too bad for you, you don't get to see my ugly mug again anyways

Sounds good for you

I am covered in scars and muscle

Not sleeping, you?
#1132 to #1123 - killerofthestix (08/24/2014) [-]
Noooo~

Meh, I watched it once or twice.

<Please let me see.

Reading bleach.
User avatar #1135 to #1132 - afriendlyanon (08/24/2014) [-]
Yes.

Sounds perfect for you

I don't keep pictures of myself

Oh, you at best arc yet?

User avatar #1137 to #1136 - afriendlyanon (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah.

Cuz of Devol's warriness

he need to stop lurking my profile hard
That's almost 4 years old now

Weaaaaaaaaak
User avatar #1138 to #1137 - killerofthestix (08/24/2014) [-]
Nah.

Fair enough.

You need to show me one of you now.

Hey, I only started 3 days ago..
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - afriendlyanon (08/24/2014) [-]
Just yes.

It's true.

I don't have any of myself as I am.

Slightly impressive
User avatar #1144 to #1139 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
Nooooooo.

Good point.

Take one.

I've had nothing to do..
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
Yea

He needs to chill out at times

I don't want to.

What? No work?
User avatar #1147 to #1145 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah.

He does, but he's alright the rest of the time..

Yeah you do.

I have work, but it's been pretty slow.
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
Yes ******

Most of the time, likes to tease me about ****

I really don't.

Make it go faster
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
What were we talking about?

Does he?

You don't

I'm pushing as hard as I can.
User avatar #1152 to #1149 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
About you remembering things

Mhmm

I don't

No you ain't, 110% *****
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
Oh..

Mmm.

You don't.

That's physically impossible!
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, Mr. Bad Memory

Usually about you and other things.

Pretty much, now beg me for one.

Yes you can
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - killerofthestix (08/26/2014) [-]
Hehe.

What has he said about me?

Please anon-sama let me see you as you are now, the mere thought of not being able to see your beautiful self deals me more pain han any weapon could deal to me.

Can't be bothered.
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - afriendlyanon (08/26/2014) [-]
hmm?

not about you m8

That was the gayest thing I have ever read

I refer to last comment
#1062 to #1061 - afriendlyanon (08/20/2014) [-]
Well, that's quite a welcome
#1063 to #1062 - killerofthestix (08/20/2014) [-]
I'm just so happy to see you.
I'm just so happy to see you.
#1064 to #1063 - afriendlyanon (08/20/2014) [-]
Still don't get why.
How've you been?
#1065 to #1064 - killerofthestix (08/20/2014) [-]
I haven't seen you in so long~

I've been alright. Been having some problems with devil-sama, but that's a different story.
How've you been Anon-chan?
#1066 to #1065 - afriendlyanon (08/20/2014) [-]
You dun even kno what i look like

Yeah, he tells me about it all the time
Up and down, might be getting contacts, preparing for school to start in a bit
#1067 to #1066 - killerofthestix (08/20/2014) [-]
I think you showed me a picture once.

What has he said?

You have school?
#1068 to #1067 - afriendlyanon (08/20/2014) [-]
Nah, think you stumbled upon it once

That he's frustrated about it

Yeah, classes start on the fourth
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - killerofthestix (08/20/2014) [-]
More than likely. It was awhile ago so I don't really remember..

What did he tell you exactly?

Awww, my little student.
User avatar #1071 to #1069 - afriendlyanon (08/20/2014) [-]
About to pass out, talk to you later
#1070 to #1069 - afriendlyanon (08/20/2014) [-]
Blonde

Thinks you're making stuff up about your sister and such

Yu wot
#1072 to #1070 - killerofthestix (08/20/2014) [-]
I remember that much.

I should've known.. Honestly; he can be such a pain at times...

Nothing...

Alright then, bye for now.
#1073 to #1072 - afriendlyanon (08/20/2014) [-]
So little

Well, he's the kinda guy who needs proof

Noh, something

I died and met jeebuz
User avatar #1075 to #1073 - killerofthestix (08/21/2014) [-]
I have a bad memory..

True. But it's very hard to prove something on the internet.

Yeh, nothing.

What was he like?
#1100 to #1075 - afriendlyanon (08/21/2014) [-]
Uhuh

That is what pics are for

Nupe

Pretty cool guy, Said sorry for Westboro and gays are cool
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - killerofthestix (08/22/2014) [-]
I really do..

He'd probably say it's fake..

Yep.

Damn. He is a cool guy.
#1102 to #1101 - afriendlyanon (08/22/2014) [-]
Remember me doe

Possibly, but multiple pictures help

Nope, sumthing

Then he gave me some moneys, said i'd need it
User avatar #1103 to #1102 - killerofthestix (08/22/2014) [-]
I do.

True..

Yep, nothing.

Well he is everywhere, so he must know about these things.
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - afriendlyanon (08/22/2014) [-]
Somehow

So then why not

Just spit it out.

Omnipotence OP
#1105 to #1104 - killerofthestix (08/22/2014) [-]
Yep. (I'm pretty amazed myself..)

Ever watched a show called catfish?

There there. My little student.

I have no idea what that means...
#1106 to #1105 - afriendlyanon (08/22/2014) [-]
Remember better

No. That doesn't answer my question

I'm bigger than you.

Omnipotence = godly power
 
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